InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Tiny Plaid Inu ❯ Barbara, Bubble Wrap, and Candy OH MY! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Discalaimer: Chapters One and Two are based off of an internet cartoon called "TIny Plaid Ninjas". I do not own it nor am I an affiliate ( I luv that word) if you wish to see the original tiny plaid ninjas, go to albinoblacksheep.com or spinnerdisc.com. I do not own Inuyasha either, I give all credit to Takahashi-san. *bows in reverance* Oh, and I REALLY don't feel like seperating these three ridiculously short chapters into three seperate chapters, so you'll just have to deal with that. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Barbara
Sesshomaru was sneaking through the underbrush, he had a pair of binoculars he'd stolen from Kagome hanging around his neck. He could sense Inuyasha nearby, and he was going to jump him and take the Tesusaiga. He heard Inuyasha's voice faintly. He whipped out the binoculars and peered through them "oh... my... god. This is too perfect"
Inuyasha was sitting in front of a make-shift table. A plastic tea set was in front of him, and sitting across from him... was a doll! "Would you like some more nachos Barbara?" he asked, extending an invisible plate to the doll. Then an angry look crossed his face. He jumped up and dropped the plate "No you cannot take dance lessons!"
Sesshomaru snickered, then chuckled, then burst out laughing.
Inuyasha's eyes widened "oh no!" He turned and looked at Sesshomaru "GASP!"
Sesshomaru dropped the binoculars "I SO have to tell Naraku about this!"
Inuyasha was horrified "You wouldn't!, because I'll stop you!"
Sesshomaru stuck out his tongue and drew Tokijin "Bring it!"
Inuyasha drew the Tetsusaiga and they clashed. Then suddenly, a large shadow passed over them. They both dropped their swords "oh no...."
Then the shadow was gone and it was revealed to be... KOGA! "Don't fight you guys! You should love each other!" he said in a high-pitched voice.
They both sweatdropped. "Who's that?" Sesshy asked.
Inuyasha sighed "Thats our very distant cousin Koga. Hes not exactly the... pride of the family..."
Koga jumped up and down and showed off his pony tail "Oh my god look! I braided my hair and put pretty litle flowers in it! WHEEEE!!" He started spinning around like a ballerina.
Inuyasha and Sesshy backed away slowly.

Chapter 2:Bubble Wrap
Three days later, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were battling. STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE! Their moves were graceful, their eyes blazed with anger. The fight was intense. Then, Inuyasha tripped on a rock and fell on his butt. "OUCH! My butt!"
Sesshomaru was alarmed "Oh! I'm sorry! are you okay!"
"OH THE PAIN!""Does it hurt? Oh I feel so bad!" Sesshomaru whipped out an ice pack "here put this on it."
Inuyasha was crying and ignored him. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THAT TO YOUR OWN BROTHER!!!!"
Sesshomaru rolled his eyes and flipped Inuyasha over with his foot and put the ice pack on the offended area.
Kagome walked into the clearing where they were "HEY! I found another...."
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru looked up "THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" they shouted in unison.
Kagome backed away slowly
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Ten minutes later
Inuyasha was sitting on an ice block they had found somewhere. He had tears in his eyes.
Sesshomaru had his arms folded and he looked slightly embarrased "so... is your butt better?"
Inuyasha sniffed "Yeah, its getting better..... Why were we fighting anyway?"
Sesshomaru shrugged "Thats just what we do..... and....... because I stole your doll..."
Inuyasha gasped "GASP! BARBARA!" He drew Tetsusaiga and pointed it at Sesshomaru's throat. "WHERE IS SHE!?"
Sesshomaru pointed to a large sheet of bubblewrap that randomly appeared next to them "hey look, bubblewrap!"
Inuyasha had big eyes "ooh cool!" then he turned back to Sesshomaru "but thats not imporant! Where is-"
Sesshomaru pointed to a big tree "In that freakishly tall tree over there."
Inuyasha sheathed his sword and said in a gallant voice "Barbara, if it takes my whole life, I will-"
"WHEEEEE!" Sesshy was dancing around on the bubblewrap and making it pop.
Inuyasha looked annoyed.
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Four hours later, Inuyasha had finally made it to the top of the tree where Barbara was located. He picked her up "BARBARA!"
Then, in a hole in the tree next to him a pair of glowing red eyes appeared, and then a giant squirrel demon stepped out of the hole, snarling and foaming at the mouth.
Inuyasha groaned "oh crap"
The demon was about to attack when a friendly voice called out "HEY! STEVE! OVER HERE!"
The squirrel looked up, and sweatdropped, still foaming at the mouth "oh.. uh... hey Gary."
The other squirrel demon waved "So, whatcha doin?"
The squirrel gestured at Inuyasha and Barbara "I caught this little guy here and I thought he was after my nuts, so I attacked."
Gary grinned "Hey, you know-"
Steve looked peeved "DO NOT make another nut joke."
"Barbara, this is our chance to escape!" Inuyasha whispered.
Gary looked crestfallen "okay..."
"HIYAHH!" Inuyasha jumped off the branch they were all standing on.
Steve sighed "Gary, I don't think we should talk anymore."
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Chapter 3: Everyone comes out of the closet

Five seconds later, Inuyasha was lying in a hole bigger than one Kagome had ever created with a 'sit' before. Barbara landed on top of him with a plop. Inuyasha giggled insanely "Barbara, I got you back!" He jumped out of the hole, sat down, and set Barbara on his knee. "But Barbara, there's something I have to tell you. You see, there's this other girl, two of them actually. One is some dead chick who I was just using to get the jewel.... and a few other things...." he giggled like Michael Jackson. "And the other girl is some retard who broke the jewel and is helping me get the pieces back. You see, both of them are convinced that I love them. And that might be something we have to deal with. You see, I haven't told them about us yet." He was silent as if listening to the doll say something. "Oh yes, I love you too!" He started making out with the doll.
Then he looked up, surprise in his face "WHAT!? You're pregnant! This is so unexpected... I..I" He started making out with the doll again. Kagome walked into the clearing, followed by Kikyo, they both looked angry "INUYASHA! Its time for you to pick between me or...." They both dropped their angry faces and looked stunned. "What the..."
Koga suddenly ballet danced through the background "WHEEEEEEE-AUGGGHHH!" he fell in the hole.
Inuyasha looked up from Barbara at Kagome and Kikyo "Oh... umm.... I can explain!"
Kagome and Kikyo looked devastated "You're cheating on both of us with a doll!?"
Miroku stepped out of somewhere "You're cheating on me with all three of them!?"
Inuyasha sweatdropped "Miroku! You swore you wouldn't tell!"
Sango and Kirara stepped out as well "And what about the three-way with us? Was that all fake as well!?"
Naraku came out of nowhere.
The others in the clearing all sweatdropped. Kagome looked disgusted "Don't tell me you've had relations with Inuyasha as well?"
Naraku shook his head "No, I just came to take my doll back" he grabbed Barbara out of Inuyasha's arms. "Hello my widdle Jeffery." he said in a cutesy voice.
Inuyasha raised an eyebrow "Jeffery? BARBARA is clearly a gi-"
Naraku ripped a mask off of Barbara/Jefferey to reveal a mannish face underneath. "I disguised him to hide him from Kagura, but one day, he was gone! So I followed the tracks leading from where I last put him to you. Now I will leave you all to your arguement. Koga, are you coming?"
Koga hopped out of the hole "Why yes Naraku my love, I'm coming!" He skipped gayly after Naraku.
Miroku put his face in his hands and started crying "But Inuyasha! I thought you loved me!?"
Inuyasha frowned and stood up "This is fucking ridiculous!" He stomped off.
Miroku looked from Kagome to Sango "Well.... this is awkward."
Sango gave Miroku a curious look "I never thought you'd be the type who'd be gay."
Kagome put her hands on her hips and glared at Sango "So how long has this 'threeway' been going on?"
Kikyo rubbed her chin thoughtfully "How come we never thought of that? We could have resolved this fight over Inuyasha long ago."
Shippo hopped into view "Hey, what's going on? Are we having a party?"
Miroku suddenly had an evil look in his eyes. "Hey Shippo? Do you like candy?" he said in a Michael Jackson voice.
Shippo grinned "I LOVE CANDY!""Come with me, I know where some is." He turned and walked off.
Shippo skipped after him chanting "Me likey candy, me likey candy!"
The girls left in the clearing shuddered.
Kagome frowned "Inuyasha can go screw himself for all I care. I'm going home and staying there."
Sesshomaru entered the scene and dropped to his knees, holding Kagome's hand "Oh Kagome my love, I've watched you from afar for many a year. Since Inuyasha's come out of the closet, will you come with me?"
Kagome raised an eyebrow "You're not gay right?"
Sesshomaru shook his head "No, no. I'm straight as a-"
Kagome sweatdropped "Okay okay, no need to elaborate."
The two ran off into the woods together.
Sango, Kirara, and Kikyo stood in an awkward silence.
Kikyo turned and walked off without another word.
Sango and Kirara left as well, going in a seperate direction.
A few minutes later, a nude Shippo ran screaming through the woods "MIROKUS A FRIGGIN CHILD MOLESTER!!"
Miroku came running after him a couple minutes later and he looked around "Inuyasha? You still here?"
Inuyasha popped out from a bush "Yup. You sure everyone's gone?"
Miroku looked around "It looks like it." He smiled like Mikey Jackson. "You coming?"
Inuyahsa took Miroku's hand and they skipped off together singing "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz....."

To be continued...
in our next episode: Inuyasha and The Curse of The Periwinkle

A/N No I am not really going to make a sequel. But do remember to... REVIEW!!! By the way, I fully support Inu/Kag, I think that thos Sessh/Kag pairings are completely ridiculous.