InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Too funny! ❯ Going on ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: ayaisnevertoosweet 
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Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.17.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 266 | Status: Work In Progress
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Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.17.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 266 | Status: Work In Progress
MEANWHILE**********
MIROKU:Ahhhhhh!You broke my nail!!!!! How could you?!
SANGO:Then stop feeling my freakin' ass
Girls don't like that you peverted monk!!
MIROKU:Well, yah, so,...... WHATEVER!
SANGO:GO TO HELL!
MIROKU:As long as I can take you with me.
(he says as he makes kissy faces and tries to hug her.)
INUYASHA:Can you two stop fighting!
We need to find KIKYO and KAGOME!
(SHIPPOU jumped up on INUYASHA's shoulder to get away from the two freaks fighting)
SHIPPOU:I hope KAGOME isn't hurt.
INUYASHA:Yah, me....me too.
(MIROKU walks over to them with both cheaks in a new shade of red and a huge bump on his head)
haahahaha!
SHIPPOU:What an idiot!
MIROKU:Fine, lets look for your X and soon to be X..
INUYASHA:SHUTUP!!!!At least I had one!!!
SHIPPOU:OOOO, BURN! Nice one.
(SANGO went up ahead of them waiting for them)
SANGO:Come on lets go.
KIRARA:(She just sits there, ashamed of the people she is forced
to be in contact with)
SOME DUDE:So off they go , a small but extreamly cute demon
cat thing,a small he that looks like a she,a stupid peverted monk,the only
bacicaly smart one,and the stubborn dumbass half dog demon.That's
too macho to say he likes the preppy girly girl with the extreamly short skirt.
* * * * * *
On thier way they meet these two really nice evil demon things.But for some reason they follow them every where.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
MIROKU:Leave us alone, or I'll suck you two in my wind tunnle!
THING/THINGY:Oh no the kazaana!!!
SANGO:No MIROKU,you'll scare them!
Why do you follow us around?Dont you have somewhere to be? Not to be rude of coarse.
(They look to INUYASHA with a freakishly bugg-eyed face)
DEMOM THING:We want the sword,give me the shinny pointy sword thingy dumbass!!!
INUYASHA:What the hell, no it's mine!Find your own .
(He says as he poutes and cluches his sword with haste)
DEMON THINGY:But it's shinny and we have better use for it!
Give it up, or face a terrible death!
INUYASHA:Feh! I'm not fighting 3ft. worms!Your no threat to me............
Hey, I'm not a freakin' dumbass!!!!!!!!!
MIROKUthinking:(Finaly someone notices the fact that he is.)
SANGO:Why do you want the sword, you don't have a use for it?
DEMON THING:It's shinny,sharp and pointy
DEMON THINGY:Yah,sharp mostly shinny. Really pointy!
DEMON THING:Your looking for the preistes and
the pretty girl arn't you?
(The DEMON THING bashes THINGY on the head like he wanted him, her,........... it, to say some thing.)
DEMON THINGY:Oh yeah,we can help for a shinny pointy price.
MIROKU:Wow, you two must have rehursed that for weeks.
(He said sarcasticaly.........Everyone was quiet not a sound was to be herd. Except SHIPPOU,
snoring in the back.)
INUYASHA:Get up you idiot!!!
(INUYASHA punches him in the head!)
SHIPPOU:Why did you wake me you f-
MIROKU/SANGO:Wait, you two know where they are!
SHIPPOU:Whao!Do that again,that was cool!
SANGO:Where are they,it's urgent!
INUYASHAthinking:(I hope KAGOME is ok. I can't believe KIKYO did this.)
(The demons just stare stupidly at SONGO then INUYASHA.)
THING/THINGY:Give us the freakin' sword!
(........er......)
INUYASHA:Feh! Lets just kill them,they're holpless and weak.
SANGO:No,we can use them!
(INUYASHA draws his sword almost killing the slimy, buttugly worms when,before he got too close,
they spilt everything they knew about KIKYO and KAGOME.
THINGY:They might be in this enchanted forest most likely,
(THINGY bashes thing on the head.)
THING:Or the last place INUYASHA saw KIKYO.Or in her hut.
(THING and THINGY were now wanting to run away.But instead they droped to thier feet ....... stubby things.)
THINGY/THING:Please don't hurt us, we can do no harm !!!!
We are just small pathetic ,weak,buttugly, gay worms!!!!!!Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(They start crying and pleading for forgiveness.It's accually really funny!
To bad we can't watch it)
MIROKU:Fine we forgive........,where's INUYASHA?
(MIROKU looked around like he lost his car keys or something.)
SHIPPOU:I think he went looking for them already.
MIROKU:Poor INUYASHA, he loves both KAGOME and KIKYO!
To bad he doesn't have my looks or my charming scence.
SANGO:The only thing you charm are bees!
MIROKU:Ha ha, funny!You know you like me, don't hide it.
(He says as he touches her butt,
SMAK!!!MIROKU lies there on the ground.Dumbfounded by his own stupidity!)
SANGO:Your such an idiot!!!!Accually you made a new meaning
to the word moron. CONGRATS!!!
MIROKUThinking:(She loves me,I know it)
MIROKU:Ahhhhhh!You broke my nail!!!!! How could you?!
SANGO:Then stop feeling my freakin' ass
Girls don't like that you peverted monk!!
MIROKU:Well, yah, so,...... WHATEVER!
SANGO:GO TO HELL!
MIROKU:As long as I can take you with me.
(he says as he makes kissy faces and tries to hug her.)
INUYASHA:Can you two stop fighting!
We need to find KIKYO and KAGOME!
(SHIPPOU jumped up on INUYASHA's shoulder to get away from the two freaks fighting)
SHIPPOU:I hope KAGOME isn't hurt.
INUYASHA:Yah, me....me too.
(MIROKU walks over to them with both cheaks in a new shade of red and a huge bump on his head)
haahahaha!
SHIPPOU:What an idiot!
MIROKU:Fine, lets look for your X and soon to be X..
INUYASHA:SHUTUP!!!!At least I had one!!!
SHIPPOU:OOOO, BURN! Nice one.
(SANGO went up ahead of them waiting for them)
SANGO:Come on lets go.
KIRARA:(She just sits there, ashamed of the people she is forced
to be in contact with)
SOME DUDE:So off they go , a small but extreamly cute demon
cat thing,a small he that looks like a she,a stupid peverted monk,the only
bacicaly smart one,and the stubborn dumbass half dog demon.That's
too macho to say he likes the preppy girly girl with the extreamly short skirt.
* * * * * *
On thier way they meet these two really nice evil demon things.But for some reason they follow them every where.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
MIROKU:Leave us alone, or I'll suck you two in my wind tunnle!
THING/THINGY:Oh no the kazaana!!!
SANGO:No MIROKU,you'll scare them!
Why do you follow us around?Dont you have somewhere to be? Not to be rude of coarse.
(They look to INUYASHA with a freakishly bugg-eyed face)
DEMOM THING:We want the sword,give me the shinny pointy sword thingy dumbass!!!
INUYASHA:What the hell, no it's mine!Find your own .
(He says as he poutes and cluches his sword with haste)
DEMON THINGY:But it's shinny and we have better use for it!
Give it up, or face a terrible death!
INUYASHA:Feh! I'm not fighting 3ft. worms!Your no threat to me............
Hey, I'm not a freakin' dumbass!!!!!!!!!
MIROKUthinking:(Finaly someone notices the fact that he is.)
SANGO:Why do you want the sword, you don't have a use for it?
DEMON THING:It's shinny,sharp and pointy
DEMON THINGY:Yah,sharp mostly shinny. Really pointy!
DEMON THING:Your looking for the preistes and
the pretty girl arn't you?
(The DEMON THING bashes THINGY on the head like he wanted him, her,........... it, to say some thing.)
DEMON THINGY:Oh yeah,we can help for a shinny pointy price.
MIROKU:Wow, you two must have rehursed that for weeks.
(He said sarcasticaly.........Everyone was quiet not a sound was to be herd. Except SHIPPOU,
snoring in the back.)
INUYASHA:Get up you idiot!!!
(INUYASHA punches him in the head!)
SHIPPOU:Why did you wake me you f-
MIROKU/SANGO:Wait, you two know where they are!
SHIPPOU:Whao!Do that again,that was cool!
SANGO:Where are they,it's urgent!
INUYASHAthinking:(I hope KAGOME is ok. I can't believe KIKYO did this.)
(The demons just stare stupidly at SONGO then INUYASHA.)
THING/THINGY:Give us the freakin' sword!
(........er......)
INUYASHA:Feh! Lets just kill them,they're holpless and weak.
SANGO:No,we can use them!
(INUYASHA draws his sword almost killing the slimy, buttugly worms when,before he got too close,
they spilt everything they knew about KIKYO and KAGOME.
THINGY:They might be in this enchanted forest most likely,
(THINGY bashes thing on the head.)
THING:Or the last place INUYASHA saw KIKYO.Or in her hut.
(THING and THINGY were now wanting to run away.But instead they droped to thier feet ....... stubby things.)
THINGY/THING:Please don't hurt us, we can do no harm !!!!
We are just small pathetic ,weak,buttugly, gay worms!!!!!!Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(They start crying and pleading for forgiveness.It's accually really funny!
To bad we can't watch it)
MIROKU:Fine we forgive........,where's INUYASHA?
(MIROKU looked around like he lost his car keys or something.)
SHIPPOU:I think he went looking for them already.
MIROKU:Poor INUYASHA, he loves both KAGOME and KIKYO!
To bad he doesn't have my looks or my charming scence.
SANGO:The only thing you charm are bees!
MIROKU:Ha ha, funny!You know you like me, don't hide it.
(He says as he touches her butt,
SMAK!!!MIROKU lies there on the ground.Dumbfounded by his own stupidity!)
SANGO:Your such an idiot!!!!Accually you made a new meaning
to the word moron. CONGRATS!!!
MIROKUThinking:(She loves me,I know it)