InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Too funny! ❯ colser ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

INUYASHAThinking:Thier scent is strong.I think that's KIKYO's hut ahead.
Maby they're inside.Why am I talking to myself?
Ha ha, this is cool, echo... echo...echo!

(SHIPPOU jummped out of the bushes at him yelling!.......)

SHIPPOU:Hey dude!

(I swear INUYASHA soiled himself !)
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! ROFLOL!

INUYAHA:Ahhhhhhhh!Why did you do that, you freakin' scared me!
I'm gonna hurt you!
SHIPPOU:Ahhhhhhhh!

(INUYASHA starts to chase SHIPPOU round and round.
Until they both get knocked out by SONGO's freakishly large boomarang.)

SANGO:INUYASHA leave him alone!Anyway,is that KIKYO's hut
up there?

(INUYASHA looked at SANGO with a smug face)

INUYASHA:Yah!
MIROKU:Well then lets go ,unless, your too scared or embarased.
INUYASHAThinking:(I hate you)

(As they run up to the hut, they here singing.As they get closer it gets louder.
I think it's singing?)

SHIPPOU:What is that noise!?

(INUYASHA bashes through the door, But.......)

KIKYO/KAGOME:C,A,M,P,F,I,R,E,S,O,N,G, SONG
and if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong,
but it'll help if you just sing along....!
INUYASHA/SHIPPOU:What the f-
KAGOME:Hey you guys!Finaly come to rescue me?
Next time go a bit faster.
MIROKU:What was that you two were singing.If you can call that singing!
And don't rush us ok! I broke a nail !!Also,why did you leave a note?And signed your name!
KAGOME:We arn't that bad!
Thinking:(He cares about braking his nails, is he gay,secretly?And hits on women just to hide it.)
KIKYO:The campfire song song!And I didn't sign my name to anything!Esspecialy if I kidnapped someone!
That would be stupid.
MIROKU:Well you did.It says.....

Dear INUYASHA,

I have captured KAGOME, I need you to come to me alone.

Love KIKYO*

PS. bring ninga chips!

(KIKYO starts to turn a shade of red.Darker and darker)
hahahahahahahahaha

MIROKU:Now do you remember?!