InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Too Much Stamina!! ❯ Sango's Play! ( Chapter 2 )

Too much Stamina! ^_^ PART TWO BABY!!

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Kagome sighed as she washed herself up in the hotspring. She took a glance at Sango, who was currently trying to surprise Shippou with the OLD "Peek A Boo!" act. Kagome sweatdropped. "Ummm.....Sango? Isnt he a little old for that?" Sango turned around quickly, fire in her eyes.....literally.....

"WHAT?! ARE MY GAMES TO "BORING" FOR HIS LITTLE MIND!? HUH?! WELL GUESS WHAT!! ILL SICK MY MAN EATING HAM SANDWICH ON YOUR ASS!!"

"NU UHH!!"

"YES HUH!!"

"NEVER!!"

"......Uhh....." Sango scratched her head. "Whats the opposite of NEVER?" Kagome was about to speak, but she stopped.

"Hmmm......Toughy....."

"Yeah....Seriously dude....."

"Narley...."

"..........Your creeping me out Kagome......"

"Yesssss......" Kagome cackled. Shippou just sat there watching something on the ground.

"OMIGAWD!!" He shouted.

"Whats up Shippou?" The two girls asked as they swam over, keeping their chest below water. Shippou pointed to a beetle.

"That there bug, was right over there a little bit ago" He said as he pointed to a foot away. Sango and Kagome face faulted. Shippou tilted his head to the side.

"....Oooook Shippou. Have fun......weirdo...." Kagome muttered. Shippou beamed and began eating the grass around him. Sango and Kagome stared blankly at him. "Maybe we should go...." Kagome said to Sango, keeping her eyes on Shippou.

"Yeaaaahhhh...." She muttered as they slid off the stage, into their clothes, and into the forest. Shippou didnt notice as he started to gnaw on his hand. He looked at the beetle.

"SATAN COMMANDS YOU TO GET ME A SODA!!" He yelled, pointing his finger at the insect. The beetle just sat there.

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! IM SICK OF HIS COMMANDS!! IM SICK OF THIS SHIT!!" The beetle yelled as he stomped his....legs? Shippou twitched.

"......Suuuuuurrreeee...." Shippou mumbled as he shifted his eyes. "Now wheres that tree....." He got up and accidentally stepped on the beetle as he walked away. The beatle twitched.

"My skin burns....."

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"INUYASHA!" Kagome screamed.

"WHAT?!"

"DID YOU DO YOUR EXERCISES TODAY?!"

"........What the hell made you think I was fat?...."

"I dunno......"

"WELL THEN! TAKE A LOOKY LOOK AT THESE MUSCLES!" He yelled as he pulled up the bottom of his upper outfit.

"WOWSER!"

"HELL YEAH!" He yelled. Sango sat in the corner, twitching.

"Do you guys have to yell so loud? Your two feet away from eachother." She said. Inuyasha blinked and looked at her.

"Well MAYBE that's because..........MIROKU'S ABOUT TO GROPE YOU!!" He pointed. Sango yelped and flew up, but didnt see no Miroku. She looked back to see a note on the floor. She blinked as she crawled over to read it.

'GUESS WHAT?! . . . . . . I forgot what I was gonna say. . . . . . OH YEAH!. . . . . . . .damnit. . . . . . WAIT!! . . . . . .FOOLED YOU!! YES! I GOT IT RIGHT!!'

Sango sweatdropped and put the note down.

"Well.....Im alone......With this here finger......." She shifted her eyes. She then started getting to work.

"La la la la la lee doo da..." Shippou singed as he skipped toward the hut. He suddenly heard something. He ran into the hut to find a VERY surprising scene. "SANGO!!" He yelled.

"WHAT?!" She screamed as she jumped up.

"I didnt know Kagome gave you paper." He said as he pointed to the paper she was writing on.

"YEPPN YEPPERS!"

"COOL! Whatre you writing?"

"A scene with all of us." She said as she took up the pencil.

"Can I read it?"

"Sure!" She handed him the paper.

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Kagome : HEY PEOPLES! WHATS UP?!

Inuyasha : The sky?

Sango : Clouds?

Naraku : *looks up* ......Bubye.....*gets smooshed by giant tree branch*

Inuyasha : .........HOW CAN YOU DIE THAT EASILY WUSS?!

Naraku : *gets up* YOUR SO HURTFUL!! *runs away*

Koga : What a wussy boy.....

Sesshomaru : You know.....Does this lipstick look to girly on me?

Everyone : *backs away*

Sesshomaru : Shit.......I said that aloud, didnt I?

Rin : *flabbergasted* ..........RIN THINKS COLOR TOO UGLY! HERE! *hands necessary colors*

Sesshomaru : WHOA! THANKS WHORE!

Rin : ....Rin do not know what that means...

Jakotsu : *strolls onto the set with a sucker in his mouth* Whatever! I'll do what I want!

Inuyasha : We never said to do anything.....

Kagome : Yeaaaaahhh....

Jakotsu : Oh Inuyaaaaaaassssshaaaaaa.......You know what I imagine this sucker as? *smirks*

Inuyasha : IF ONLY I HAD SOME BEER BOTTLES, I WOULD..................*shrugs* Im so lost.....

Narrator : *slides onto set* *drops off beer bottles* *slides off set*

Ginta : O_O WHOA! DO IT AGAIN!

Narrator : *slides onto set* *does an Irish tap dance* *slides off*

Miroku : *screams like a girl at a concert*

Inuyasha : Dude.......Why do you wear dresses?

Miroku : ITS NOT A DRESS! *spots Jakotsu* You like my dress?

Sango : *pops in out of no where* GUESS WHAT!!

Everyone : WHAT?!

Sango : I JUST ate a sucker. SO COOL, NE?

Koga : *turns into stone from shock and rolls off stage*

Sesshomaru : *eyes widen* *rockets into roof*

Inuyasha : *gasps* THIS YOGURT IS SO GOOD!

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Shippou put the paper down. "Sango?"

"Yes?"

".......WHY AM I NOT IN THIS?!"

"............NO CLUE.........." She said, scratching the back of her head.

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"YUMMY INUYASHA!"

"Hehehehe" He grinned. "You ready?"

"As ready as i'll ever be."

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A lonesome figure walked around in the moon lit forest. "WHERE THE HELL AM I?!" He sobbed. "AND MY DRESS IS DIRTY!"

Like it? ^_^ Sorry for the long update. -_- Kinda.........Forgot? Im gonna be adding more, thanks to the reviewers. CYA SOON!