InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ toreture ❯ Talk Show ( Chapter 1 )

Tehe this is for my friend sesshoumarus pet….

WARNING: potty mouth

Hope you like it! ^______^

I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA……..

Chapter one: talk show

Kasey: "Today on torture the hot sexy anime guys we have captured two of are most fav villains take it away sess pet".

Sesshoumarus pet: "yup we got sesshoumaru and naraku"

Audience: oooo awwwww

"Wheel them out my furby minions"

Furby's: "me wuv you"

Audience:"awwwww"

Kasey: "behold the cuteness that is furby" mhhahaha

Furby's drag sesshoumaru and naraku out with gags in there mouth and panties over there heads….

Audience: ()____(),,

Kasey: "what we couldn't find blindfolds"

Sesshoumarus Pet: "Furbys do my biding and untie are guests"

Furby 1099: (smoking a cigar) "I aint doing shit woman"

Kasey: "seems this furby's mind has been corrupted" "Furbys do away with him"

Furbys takes out butcher knife and slaughters furby 1099

Furby1099: "im melting"

Kasey: "Back to business"

Sesshoumarus pet: "Okay furbys untie or guests"

Furbys: "me do what commanded" "MASTER"

Sesshoumarus pet: "Okay that was creepy"

Kasey nods

(Furbys untie sesshoumaru and naraku)

Sesshoumaru: "where the fuck am I and why do I have panties on my head?"

Naraku:……………………& #8230;………………..

Kasey: you "are in are studio"

Naraku and sesshoumaru: ??????

Sesshoumarus pet: "oh never mind on with the torture."

Naraku: "What do you mean torture?"

Sesshoumarus pet: "well me and Kasey are gonna torture you in several different ways."

Kasey: "And to decide which torture to inflict we asked our audience to write down some suggestions on a slip of paper and stick it in the MAGICAL HAT OF TORTURE!"

Naraku: "What's so magical about it?

Kasey:???

Sesshoumarus pet: ………………….

Sesshoumaru and Naraku: >______<,,

Sesshoumarus pet: "Okay let's pick a torture" (picks piece of paper out of hat)

Sesshoumarus pet: "This torture was submitted by audience member Ashley"

Audience: "yay!"

Sesshoumarus pet: "hmmmm…..

Kasey: "What does it say?"

Sesshoumarus pet: "It says we should dress them like woman and have Miroku hit on them.

Kasey: (nods) "Good one Ashley"

Sesshoumaru: "WHAT!"

Naraku: ()___________________(),,

Kasey: "you heard Ashley bring out the pink mini skirts with matching pumps furby minions!"

Furbys: "yes master"

Sesshoumarus pet: "That still creeps me out when they say that."

Kasey: (nods)

(furby's surround Naraku and Sesshoumaru forcing them into mini skirts)

Kasey: BMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Sesshoumarus pet: "okay that was scarier than the furby's."

Audience: (hides in corner afraid for their lives)

Naraku & sesshoumaru: ()______(),

Kasey: "furby's bring out the perverted monk"

Furby's: Yes Kasey-sama (furbys bow)

(Furby's than drag Miroku on stage)

Miroku: "Whoa look at all the hot babes on stage!"

Female audience members: "HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Miroku: (starts to grope Kasey )

(Kasey than takes out her magical staff out of no ware and proceeds beating the shit out of Miroku )

Miroku: @_____@,

All female audience members: "you go girl" (bow,bow)

(Miroku snaps out of daze and makes his way over to Sesshoumaru and Naraku and starts rubbing there asses)

Miroku: "Will one of you lovely ladies bear my child?"

Sesshoumaru: "We are not woman you gay lep"

Miroku: ()_____(),

Miroku: "Sess sesshoumaru?!!" "Oh my god I just groped a guy ahhhhhhhh!"

(Starts wiping hands on sesshoumaru )

Naraku: "you groped I Naraku as well you ass raper.."

Miroku: "AHHH!" (Runs like chicken with its head cut off)

This is your water goddess Kasey signing off….

P.S see you chapter email me with your ideas for there next torture. (EVIL GRIN)

Kasey: "Email me or feel the furby's wrath

(Furby's glare menacingly)

I don't own inu or no one for that matter so let us proceed….

Warning: bad poop mouth cussing…

Sesshoumaru's pet is to long to type so from know on she's known as sess pet…um Kay

CHAPTER 2: The next torture

Kasey: "And we are back for another outrageously evil episode mhahahahaha!"

Sess pet: "because bitches like you demanded it."

Kasey: "It's that magically time again folks time to pick a torture!"

Audience: "woo who!!!"

(Kasey picks a paper from the hat)

Sess pet: "so what does it say?"

Kasey: "Hahahahahaha (snort) that's funny shit."

Sess Pet: "well"

Kasey:…….

Sess pet: "well?"

Kasey: "you're not going to believe who submitted this torture."

Sess pet: "Who??"

Kasey: "Dr. Evil…

(Maniacal laughing could be heard in the second row)

Dr Evil: "come Mr. bigglesworth are job here is done mhahahaha!"

Kasey: ….

Sess pet: "strange"

Kasey: "Well anyway the torture is to strip them down stick them into leather thongs and lock them in a room filled with young gay virgin cellmates."

Sesshoumaru&naraku: ()___()

Sess pet: "EVIL" "but damn funny."

Kasey: (screams like fraus from Austin powers) "FURBYS!!"

Furbys: "yes master Kasey"

(Kasey notices something amiss with furby 1,716)

Furby 1,716: (smoking pot) "Wazzzuup!"

Kasey: "seems like another one has been corrupted." "Furbys you know what to do."

(Furbys pick up furby 1,716 and feeds him to man eating furby plant)

Man eating furby plant: (spits out furby) "eww this one tastes like shit I aint eating that." (Starts to gargle with mouth wash)

Man eating furby plant: " minty fresh"

(Sess pet picks up furby 1,716 and throws it into blender and throws in garbage)

Sess pet: "well that's done with."

Kasey: "Well onto the torture my friend."

Sess pet: "Strip em furbys"

(furbys are wearing sailor fukas)

furbys: "yes mo capitan."

Kasey: …

Sess pet: "weird"

Kasey: "Furbys stick them in the room full of gay virgins."

Sesshoumaru: "There is no fucking way your going to stick me in a room full of gay virgin cellmates."

Kasey: "I can and I will."

Naraku: "Kanna come to me now!"

(Silence)

Naraku: "KANNA COME TO MY AID NOW!!!"

(Crickets chirping)

Sess Pet: "Sorry guys you see Kanna is currently busy."

Naraku: "what have you done to Kanna?"

Sess Pet: "nothing"

Kasey: "just bribed her."

(You got mail)

Kasey: "Hold on guys I got mail." (Whips pot laptop)

Kasey: "Hey it's from Kanna." "Seems she has a message for you it says screw you Naraku do your own shit lazy ass mother fucker."

Everyone: ()________()

Naraku: "you corrupted her innocent mind."

Sess pet: "Hey the internet will do that to young minds."

Kasey: "Don't even think about trying to call Kagura we gave her a shopping spree to Victoria secret though she probably wouldn't have helped you any how."

Sesshoumaru: "were dead"

Mhahahahahahahahahaha! Cliff hanger im so evil… well you guys know the drill email me with you ideas I will write back I always do cause im on the net like 24 hours a day..

So do send me ideas criticize me whatever floats your boat…

The water goddess

~Kasey~ signing out

I DON'T OWN INU DUMB ASSES!

Before we get started I just want to say I'm sorry if I offended any gay people out there last chap…. I was simply making fun of GAY VIRGIN CELLMATES not regular gay people I'm totally not racist or anything.. But hey if you were a Gay virgin cellmate wouldn't you want naraku and Inuyasha? Come on I know you do…. Girls want em… guys envy them… WARNING: TURN BACK NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE VIRGIN EYES…. (My eyes they burn they burn)

CHAPTER 3# ROSES ARE RED VOILETS ARE BLUE NARAKU LOOKS LIKE A GIRL AND SO DO YOU…. ( Not)

Kasey: "And were back!)

Audience: "yay!"

Sess pet: okay furbys lock them in the room full of gay virgin cellmates."

Sesshoumaru: " the horror the horror…

Naraku: *_*

Kasey: "Okay guys you will be locked in THE ROOM as we have dubbed for three minutes."

Sess pet: "Word of advice don't bend over to tie your shoe or something them cellmates are tricky ones and desperate at that."

Sesshoumaru&naraku: ()_____________(), (scared)

THREE MIN LATER….

Naraku: (crying and rocking back in forth in a corner)

Kasey: "So how do you feel?"

Sesshoumaru: " I feel so violated!" ( Starts crying uncontrollably)

Kasey: "Okay!" (claps hands) "onto the next torture!"

Naraku: "YOU'RE EVIL"

Kasey: muhahahaha! I know I am!"

Sess pet: (picks paper out of hat) "hmmm….

Kasey: "read it all ready the suspense is killing me!"

Sess pet: "This one was submitted by Angela."

(Angela stands up and screams)

Angela: "I love you fluffy!"

Sesshoumaru: ()-()

Sess pet: "it says to strap them down to chairs tape their eyes open and make them watch non stop corny Disney videos forty eight hours straight."

(Kasey nods)

Naraku: "Anything but that!"

Kasey: "well we could stick you in the room again."

Sesshoumaru and naraku: "NO!"

Naraku: (rocking back and forth)

Sesshoumaru: "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Kikyou walks in)

Kikyou: "hey! "I resent that!"

(Kikyou runs out bawling like a baby)

Kasey: "Okay now that was weird."

Sess pet: "Not as weird as you though."

Kasey: "DON'T RUN WITH DA SCISSORS!

Sess pet: "what was that about?"

Kasey: "well it's dangerous."

Sess pet: "That was utterly pointless."

Kasey: Hmph….

Sess pet: "What you should have sai…

(Kasey outbursts)

Kasey: "EAT THE GODAMN COW @$$ HOLES!"

Sess pet: "Do you have tarots syndrome or something?"

Kasey: "No, I just need my Prozac."

Sess pet: "That made no sense what's so ever."

Kasey: "I know"

Naraku: "Is she always this insane?"

Sess pet: "yup!"

Kasey: "BICHES AN HOES BITCHES AN HOES!"

Random p: "you're crazy!"

Kasey: "Die dirty slut person die!"

(Kasey runs up to random p and pours gasoline on them and sets them afire)

Kasey: "Did I mention im a pyro maniac." (I hope I spelled that right)

Sess pet: "you like to set stuff on fire?"

Kasey: "yup its funalishis!"

Sess pet: "funalishis, what kind of word is that?

Kasey: "I just made it up so there!" (Pulls down eyelid and sticks out tongue)

Sess pet: um..kay……..

Random p: "ahhhhh!"

Kasey: "Aren't you dead yet?"

Random p: "no" "AHHHHH!"

(Kasey sets loose on random p a mob of very pissed off lobsters."

Lobster 1: "You ate my brother for lunch you dirty slut!"

(lobsters devour random p)

Kasey: "thanks angry pissed off mob of lobsters."

Lobsters: "no prob"

Oh no a cliff ahhhh! Kasey falls off.. yup that's it for today folk's im a very busy 16 year old and don't have to listen to your pathetic whining don't worry next chap I will get up as soon as I get off my lazy ass….

Hello again and welcome stupid mortals fouls to Kasey's fab torture fic

As you all no I don't own inu or any gay virgin cellmates. (Sigh) so

Let us get this over with shall we.

Kasey: "welcome back peeps we were just about to tape them

Down and make them watch Disney videos!"

Naraku: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sess pet: "yes!"

Crazy sock puppet: "Hi my name is bob and I like monkeys!"

Kasey: "Bob where's Kim?"

Csp: "right behind me with her hand up my ass."

Kasey: "There you are kim why do you still have that puppet."

Kim: "I don't know I just do."

Kasey: "hey! "I got a good idea why don't you host the show with me and sess pet."

Kim: "SSSuuuuuurree!"

Kim: ahhhhhh!

Sess Pet: "what's wrong Kim?"

Kim: "there's this creepy little elf that's follows me and it's constantly on a sugar pixistick high!"

Elf: "Eat the pixistick or the monkeys will come and take you away I tell ya!"

Kasey: "creepy bugger aren't you?

Elf: "I have a name you know."

Kim: "His name is Mr. Pickleticklersworth."

Sesshoumaru: ()_____()