InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare Chronicals: Inuyasha Style ❯ They're Coming ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

(I will add new characters at the 8th chapter. The first 7 were all ready written but my new computer didn't have a floppy drive. So I couldn't update. But, 4 chapters added today!! ^_^)

Takura: Sorry for not updating. Eh he he!! Gomen!!! But, its 1:00 in the morning, and I'm not a tad sleepy. I'm so awake I could eat a horse. I don't get it. Whatever. Hahahahahahaha…

Autumn: Takura, Takura?

Takura: What?

Autumn: You're scaring away the readers.

Takura: I'm sowwy!

Autumn: (sighs and hits forehead) Anyways. This chapter is super super long. I mean, look

at the scroll bar. Oh and we introduced 3 new people.

Takura: Yay for the people.

Autumn: Knock it off!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha nor anything else in this fanfic except the ideas. But if I did I would rule the world. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

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Last chapter:

Autumn creates a shoe which is hurled at Naraku's head.

Naraku: Shutting up!

Takura: Nice job Autumn! Now, what do we do with them? (looks over to the yugoslavian women)

The women talk amongst themselves while pointing torwards Miroku.

Miroku: Help me? (shivers)

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Sango: Oooooh! Miroku. I think someone likes you.

Miroku: Creepy. (clings on to Sango's arm) Please help me?

The women walk up to Miroku and grab him.

Miroku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Let go of me you wenches.

Sango: Let go of me! (pries him off her arm)

Takura: (runs up to them) Stop it! Now put him down. (in yugoslavian)

The women obey.

Kagome: I didn't know you speak yugoslavian.

Takura: Heloooo! Authoress powers. Where have you been?

Kagome: Duh! (slaps forehead)

Takura: (in yugoslavian) We want you to perform a wedding ritual for us. To wed those 2. (points to Kikyo and Naraku)

The women nod in agreement and start setting up.

Autumn: (snaps fingers and the room changes into a wedding chapel)

Takura: (snaps fingers and everyone is dressed up nice while Kikyo is in a brides dress and

Naraku is in a suit with a ring)

They start walking down the aisle. One woman is playing the organ. One is at the podium. Two are carrying Kikyo's dress and the last one is hurling flowers at everyone. The one at the podium starts speaking. (in yugoslavian of course)

1 hour later

The one at the podium is still speaking. Half of the people there are asleep.

Takura: (loosing patience) FOR HEAVENS SAKE JUST KISS HER AND GIVE HER THE DAMN RING ALLREADY!

The woman nods.

Naraku: Okay! (kisses Kikyo and gives her the ring)

Takura: Finally! (snaps fingers and everything goes back to normal)

Everyone sleeping wakes up.

Koga: (still sleeping) Noo mommy. I don't want to take a bath. I want to go to the zoo.

Everyone: O_o

Autumn: (snaps fingers in his ear) Wake up Koga!

Koga: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE PENGUINS ARE ATTACKING ME!

Everyone else: O_o (edging away)

Koga: Ooh...bad dream! Are they married yet?

Takura: Yes, they are.

Koga: And it only took 5 hours.

Inuyasha: Whatever!

CRASH! BOOM! CRACK!

Sango: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What was that?

Takura: Just at thunderstorm. Which I might add is pretty random, considering the situation.

Sango: Ohhh!

Autumn: It's a pretty severe one!

Kagome: (turns the tv to the weather channel)

Weather reporter: Be alert. A severe thunderstorm is in the immediate area. Wind pressures are 95mph. We warn you to stay inside. Flash floods possible.

CRACK! BOOM! CRASH!

Kikyo: Okay now it's getting louder.

Takura: Everybody stay calm. There's nothing to worry abou...

The power went out. It was pich black.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I can't see.

Dammit. Now I have to go down to the fusebox.

Everythings dark.

Where's that damn flashlight.

Kagome, I'm scared!

It's okay Shippo. Stay with me.

I CAN'T SEE!

INUYASHA! WHERE ARE YOU?

Over here Kagome.

Where.

Stay there. I'll come to you.

I thought it was somewhere over here.

Kagome where are you?

Uhhhhhh! She's not over here Koga.

Owwwwwwwwwww! Sesshomaru get up or something.

Sorry!

I CAN'T SEE!

Will you bear my children?

No Miroku!

Somebody's touching me. MIROKU!

What? I'm over here groping Sango.

PERVERT! (bam)

I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEE!

WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME KANNA!

Well then who's touching me?

AHHHHH HA! I GOT IT! (click)

The power came back on.

Takura: Man that was hard. Sesshomaru, next time the power goes out don't lay on the ground like a boob.

Autumn: I still want to know who's touching me? (notices a hand on her shoulder and pulls it)

It was a human arm.

Autumn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (drops the arm)

Takura: I SAW THAT MOVIE! I SAW THAT MOVIE! THE VELOCIRAPTORS ARE COMING! THE VELOCIRAPTORS ARE COMING!

Sango: Whats a velocerotter?

Takura: It's velossaraptor. Their fast, slick, slender, extinct, carnivoric, prehistoric creatures that can open doors, are shaped like a turkey, and can slice you open in less than .2 seconds flat.

Autumn: (dreaming) Mmmmm! Sounds like Thanksgiving.

Takura: O_o

Kagome: Sounds like Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: I am not shaped like a turkey.

Kagome: Okayyy! Sounds just about like Inuyasha. Happy?

Inuyasha: Yes! ^_^

Takura: Yet again, another completely random thing that's happening. Okay, now we should...

She was interrupted by a hiss behind her.

Takura: (gulps) RUN!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!

They all started running.

Autumn: (running next to Takura) How did they get here?

Takura: I don't know but just keep on running.

Takura and Autumn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kagome: (on Inuyasha's back with Shippo) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Inuyasha, one's coming up from behind.

Inuyasha: I'm on it. (makes a sharp turn causing the raptor to crash into the wall)

Rin: (in Sesshomaru's arms) Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Sesshomaru, I'm scared.

Sesshomaru: Don't worry Rin. You're safe with me. GRRRRRRRRRRR! (looks at Jaken hanging on to his hair) Jaken?

Jaken: (still hanging on) Yes m'lord?

Sesshomaru: I need you to sacrifice yourself.

Jaken: Right away m' lord...WHAT! But m' lord? Why not the girl?

Sesshomaru: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Jaken: (growing nervous) Um...

Sesshomaru: Just shutup and die! (tosses him back)

The raptors stop and start eating Jaken.

Sesshomaru: Good, that should buy us some time.

Kagome: (holding on to Inuyasha's back) If they're prehistoric, how did they get here?

Inuyasha: I was wondering the same thing.

Suddenly the world is frozen. A man dressed in white walks up.

Man in white: Hello! I am John Hammond. I have come to inform you that we have successfully created real, living dinosaurs. We mixed the DNA of a frog with that of what we found in dead, prehistoric, mosquitoes. I am now sad to express that they have gone loose and are terrorizing the city. Now, I bid you farewell. (walks away)

Everything went back to normal.

Takura: Well that was weird. Did a man named John Hammond walk up or am I having hallucinations.

Autumn: I don't know but what are we going to do about the raptors?

Takura: There's nothing we can do except run.

Inuyasha: (realizes something and stops)

Kagome: Inuyasha, what are you doing?

Inuyasha: I just realized something. Why don't we just fight them.

Everyone: (stops and looks at him) You're right. (starts killing them)

5 minutes later

All the raptors were dead and the bodies are gone. Thanks to Miroku's windtunnel. Everyone was bruised and weary.

Miroku: Usually we're a lot faster than that. What's with us today?

Sango: I dunno. (shrugs)

Takura: (herding everyone back into living room) Okay people, move along. Nothing to see

here. I gotta go and remove another thorn from my side.

Everyone: (shrugs)

Takura: (winces) Ouch, this really hurts.

Everyone: (stops and looks at her side) O_O

Takura: (has a big thorn sticking out of hip) What? I gotta remove this.

Everyone: (rolls eyes and continues to walk)

Autumn: (lounging on a sofa) Well, what should we do now?

Sango: I dunno. (shrugs)

The front door opens and two girls walk in. One is a fox/wolf demon with ears and a tail. She has brown eyes with long, dark-brown hair that ends above her waist. She is about 5'4" and slim. She's wearing capris with a white shirt. The other girl is a demon/dragon with forest green eyes and silver hair with orange tips. She is tall and slender and has a silver kimono on with a jet black dragon, with silver wings, that circles from her left shoulder to her right ankle.

Inuyasha: (to Takura) Who the hell are these guys?

Takura: (points to the one with brown hair) That's Muki. (points to the other one with silver hair) And that's Ally.

Ally: Hello!

Muki: Sup?

Autumn: What took you guys so long?

Muki: We had a lot of homework. Ya know. That and the fact that somebody only drives 10 miles and hour. (glares at Ally)

Ally: Um... eh he he he...

Muki: So, who's turn is next?

Takura: Um... hold on a second. Let me check. (pulls out a sheet of paper with every dare done in the fanfic)

Kagura: You have a record of every dare we've done?

Takura: Well, yeah!

Everyone: O_o

Takura: Lets see... Sesshomaru dared Sango. Sango dared Inuyasha. I dared Naraku. It looks like Inuyasha's turn again.

Inuyasha: Yaaaaaayyyyyyy!

Naraku: But? Thats his 2nd turn.

Autumn: So what? That's how the game goes.

Inuyasha: Okay, (starts thinking) hmmmmmmm...

Kagura: (whispers to Kanna) I hope he dosen't pick me.

Inuyasha: Hmmmmmmm...

Ally: (whispers to Muki) I wonder who he's gonna pick.

Inuyasha: Hmmmmmmm...

Koga: (whispers to Sesshomaru) That's the 3rd "hmmmmmmm" he's done.

Inuyasha: Hmmmmmmm...

Takura: WILL YOU JUST PICK SOMEBODY ALLREADY!

Inuyasha: Fine! Miroku, truth or dare?

Miroku: D-dare...O_O I mean truth.

Autumn: Too late!

Miroku: Dammit!

Inuyasha: I dare you to, grope only boys for a day. OH, and you have to grope at least 12... OH, and it can't be anybody in this room.

Sesshomaru and Koga: Phew! (wipes sweat from face)

Miroku: But? But what about Ranma?

Muki: Ranma? O_o

Miroku: Yeah!

Inuyasha: Dosen't count.

Miroku: Crap.

Takura: How 'bout I help you out there Miroku?

Miroku: Thank you!

Takura: ^_^ (snaps fingers)

12 men appear outside. 6 are wrestlers. 4 are body builders. And the other 2 are kick boxers.

Miroku: O_O Oh that's just mean.

Takura: ^_^ Ain't I a stinker?

Autumn: -_- You sure got that right!

Takura: Shutup!

Sango: (muttering to Kagome) Well, at least I don't have to worry about getting jealous.

Miroku: (muttering something that would make this NC-17 while walking outside)

Muki: Ya know? I kinda feel sorry for him.

Takura: Yeah, me too.

Muki: ... Oh well, lets go get some ice cream.

Takura: Great! My treat.

Everyone except Miroku: Yaaaaaayyyyyyy!

30 Minutes Later

Everyone except Miroku: (eating ice cream)

Miroku: (walks in) -_-** You could of at least gotten me some!

Ally: Don't worry, we did. (hands him a bowl of ice cream)

Miroku: Thank you! (nods his head then starts eating)

Jaken: (appears) Hey, where's mine?

Everyone: O_O

Sesshomaru: I fed you to the raptors. How are you still alive?

Kagome: It appears that some things just can't die.

Kikyo: Did any of you guys bring him back? (asks the 4 girls with authoress powers)

All 4 girls: No!

Takura: We'd never bring back that ugly little toad freak.

Jaken: Well that's not very nieeeeeee...

He's suddenly chopped in half by Ally.

Everyone except Ally: O_O

Ally: -_-**** I hate toad demons.

Everyone except Ally: O_O (edges away)

Ally: ^_^ Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Ice cream! (finishes her bowl)

Everyone except Ally: (facefalls)

Autumn: Okay, Miroku, it's your turn.

Miroku: Kay. Let's see. Ally, truth or dare?

Ally: Truth.

Miroku: What's your deepest darkest secret?

Ally: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Everyone except Ally: (leans in closer)

Ally: (starts to cry)

Everyone except Ally: (leans in so close that they almost fall over)

Ally: ALLRIGHT! I love... (gasps) FUDGE! (breaks out in deeper tears)

Everyone except Ally: (facefalls)

Ally: (immediately stops crying) No, that's not it.

Everyone except Ally: (gets back up and leans in close)

Ally: (remembers) Ye-ah, that's it.

Everyone except Ally: (facefalls again)

Takura: Demo! Ally, it's your turn.

Ally: Okays! Ummmm... Sesshomaru. Truth or dare?

Sesshomaru: Dare.

Ally: I dare you to... ummmm... switch personalities with Inuyasha.

5 Minutes Later

Sesshomaru is terrorizing the city.

Muki: Nice goin' Ally. Now he's gonna kill us all.

Ally: Hey, it's not my fault. I didn't think he'd take it that literally.

Inuyasha: And I don't act that violent.

Everyone: (stares at him in disbelief)

Inuyasha: What?

Everyone: (rolls their eyes and looks away)

Kagome: I guess we'll have to wait until he comes back.

Voice: Okay, who dared Sesshomaru to terrorize the city?

Everyone looks over as a girl walks in. She's a cat demon and has long, honey brown hair,

with silver and red streaks, that's wavy and ends at her knees. She is tall and slim and has baggy, army jeans and a red shirt with fire. By the bundles of herbs on her belt, it was easy to tell she was also a healer.

Takura: Ryo, what took you so long?

Ryo: There was traffic here to Jabib.

Autumn: Hmmm!

Takura: What are you "hmmm" ing about?

Autumn :Nothing!

Takura: Dun'na! (rolls eyes)

Ryo: Who's turn is it?

Ally: Sesshomaru's as soon as he gets back.

Ryo: Can I see the dare list?

Takura: Sure! (hands her the list)

Sesshomaru: (walks in and sits down while glowering)

Muki: Are ya done yet?

Sesshomaru: Yes!

Ally: Good, cause it's your turn.

Sesshomaru: Feh! Truth or dare? Takura.

Takura: Dare!

Sesshomaru: I dare you to dare me to act like my normal self and not like Inuyasha.

Takura: Uh, okay! I dare you to act like your normal self.

Sesshomaru: Thank you!

Koga: Hey wait a minute. Don't you have to ask him truth or dare first?

Takura: THIS IS MY FANFIC, SO WE'RE GONNA DO IT MY WAY!

Koga: (hiding behind Kagome) Okay, whatever you say.

Takura: Kanna, truth or dare?

Kanna: Dare.

Autumn: Not this one.

Takura: (ignoring her) I dare you to... skip your turn.

Autumn: -_-v Sure saw that one coming.

Kanna: That's not very nice.

Takura: Too bad.

Everyone: (sighs) -_-v

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Takura: What will happen next? Will they get eaten? Will they get away? What is your favorite color? What is my name? What is the square root of a computer times pie? What is my middle name? Will Inuyasha be on tonight? Where is Iran? What is the color of my computer? How many monkeys are jumping on the bed? How many bottles of beer are there on the wall? Will I stop asking these stupid questions?

Autumn: Yes you will, cause if you don't I will kill you.

Takura: Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Autumn: (rolls eyes) Anyways, ja ne!!