InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare Chronicals: Inuyasha Style ❯ He Lives ( Chapter 7 )

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Okay, I'm bored and my cheeks hurt. Yes, I said it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha!!

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Takura: Suck on the lamp, suck on the lamp!!

Everyone: O_O

Autumn: Why are you imitating my brother?

Takura: Mwhahahahahahaha!!!!

Everyone: O_O

Takura: Koga, truth or dare?

Koga: Truth.

Takura: If a chicken… had lips… could it whistle?

Koga: O_O Maybe. Truth or dare Shippo?

Shippo: Dare!!

Koga: Stop being cute!!

Shippo: You didn't say “Simon Says”.

Autumn: That's because this is Truth or Dare? Koga, redo dare.

Koga: But…

Autumn: Redo it danggit!!

Koga: Okay! I dare you to attach yourself to Takura's pant loophole as a key chain.

Autumn: That's lame.

Koga: Shutup!!

Shippo: Fine. (puts a leaf to his head and turns into Shippo with a key ring attached to his

back)

Takura: So kawaii!! (snuggles)

Everyone except Takura: O_O

Takura: What, at least I'm scaring all of you!!

Shippo: …

Takura: Since Shippo's a key chain, Kagome can go.

Kagome: Truth or dare Naraku?

Naraku: Truth.

Kagome: Are you and Kikyo having a baby?

Inuyasha: Huh WHAT?!?!

Everyone: …

Inuyasha: This chocolate is good to eat!

Autumn: MINE! (tackles him)

Naraku: No way!! How could that be possible?

Kikyo: WE HAVE NOT, CONCIEVED!!!

Naraku: Truth or dare?

Everyone: …

Naraku: Sesshomaru…

Sesshomaru: Dare.

Naraku: I dare you to revive Abraham Lincoln.

Everyone: o_O

Sesshomaru: Fine! But I'll need a few things. (whispers to everyone)

Everyone: Right!!

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At the mall ~ Suits, Big and Tall (Kagome and Takura)

Kagome: (walks in) 1 Abraham Lincoln suit please.

Cashier: $195.95.

Everyone: …

Kagome: Takura…

Takura: FINE!!! (pays)

~Magic Fire (Inuyasha and Miroku)

Inuyasha: We need a large mole!!

Woman: Nose or face?

Miroku: Face.

Woman: Here you go.

At Springfield, Illinois (Autumn and Sango)

Tour Guide: And this is Abe Lincoln's grave. He…

Autumn: How are we gonna do this?

Sango: Uhhh, question!!

TG: Yes?

Sango: How much for the grave?

TG: $5.99.

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Back at the house.

Everyone: Done.

Sesshomaru: (resurrects)

Naraku: It's alive, IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Takura: It's just Lincoln.

Kagura: Please, you should of seen him when he made Kanna.

Abe Lincoln: 4 score and 7 years ago, our fathers brought forth on this earth, and inexplicable evil. That caused everyone to scream as such a Swedish-induced dream.

Koga: He's scaring me!

Sango: Just, don't look at him!

Takura: Cool!! Master. 0(-_-)0 (bows)

Everyone: -_-**

Sesshomaru: Okay, shows over! (kills Abe)

Everyone: Yay!!

Sesshomaru: Autumn, truth or dare?

Autumn: Dare.

Sesshomaru: I dare you to eat pure rose water! (A.N. Ooh, that stuff burns)

Takura: (shivers) Oh, the memories… (shudders)

Autumn: (sighs) Down the hole! (drinks) (chokes) Need water. Throat burning.

Koga: You have water.

Autumn: Not this water!

Takura: Here, hands her sake.

Autumn: (twitches) Tap water!!! (throws sake at Naraku)

Sango: Here!

Autumn: (drinks) Ahh, rest!! Inuyasha, truth or dare?

Inuyasha: Dare.

Autumn: I dare you to try to hug Sesshomaru.

Inuyasha: Umm, (walks over to Sesshomaru)

Sesshomaru: (goes rigid) Get away from me!!!

Inuyasha: I tried. (paces back but trips over Koga's tail)

Koga: Watch it, mutt face!!

Inuyasha: (growls at him)

Takura: Go!

Inuyasha: I pick… Kagome!

Kagome: Me?

Inuyasha: Truth or dare?

Kagome: (to self: Inuyasha would never do anything to hurt me so) Dare!

Inuyasha: Alright, Kagome. I dare you to…

Kagome: INUYASHA! YOU PERVERT! SIT BOY!!!!

Inuyasha rams into the floor.

Inuyasha: What did you do that for?! I haven't even said anything yet! (twitches)

Kagome: Oh yeah! Oops! Continue…

Inuyasha: (still twitching) I dare you to give me all your ramen! (A.N. Thanks Sarah and

Rachel for the idea)

Kagome: What kind of a dare is that?

Autumn: You have to do it, it's the rules.

Kagome reaches into her bag and hands Inuyasha all her ramen.

Inuyasha: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Kagome: -_-v

Everyone: o_O

Takura: But Takura wants some.

Everyone: -_-

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Okay, the chapters over because my pinky hurts badly. See ya!!

I'll add the new characters next chapter. If you have any Truth or Dare ideas, please tell them to me in a review or in a soon-to-come dare form.

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