InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare w/ the Inu Gang ❯ Shokora no Tama ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Pure Evil Youkai 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.13.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 458 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.13.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 458 | Status: Work In Progress
(a/n:Hey ya'll!! Sorry for such a long wait. I've been really busy with my costume and my manga. Yes! I am making a
manga!! Thanks to everyone's reviews and Blanket's help, I now have at least 3 new chapters!!! I'm so happy!! I hope you are too!
Well, I thank everyone for the ideas, but I'm sticking with Blanket and my idea. Seeing as we both came up the genius idea.
Please enjoy and remember to review!! It's the least ya could do. Oh, sorry, but I changed the chapter title, as ya can probably
tell. ^.^)
*Kagome is explaining how they can revive P.E.Y (me)*
Kagome: You see, there is a rumor of a Shokora no Tama (TM)---
Sessy: *interrupts* Which translates into 'Chocolate of Four Souls (TM)'. *looks proud of himself & keeps talking* It is
rumored to have the power to grant whatever wish that the person desires. It is located---
Kagome: *interrupts him, looking quite annoyed* In the place known as Kijutsu Shokora Iwamuro (TM)--- *is again interrupted
by Sesshy*
Sesshy: *proud of himself for being so smart* Which translates to 'Magical Chocolate Cave (TM)'. We must--- *interrupted by
a VERY annoyed Kagome*
Kagome: SesshoMaru!! STOP-INTERRUPTING-ME!!!!!! *fuming*
Everyone else: 0.0!! *backs up a mile away*
Inu: Kagome...koibito...please calm down.
*Inu is pummeled into the ground by a billion 'sits'*
Inu: *going deeper & deeper into the ground* Wench!!
*Inu climbs out of the crater*
Inu: *mutters* Stupid, brain dead, fussy---
TV Announcer Thingie: This part is censored for the viewing audiences safety. This part is not suitable for children OR adults.
Please standby. *crappy elevator music starts playing*
Inu: WENCH!! 0.0! I can't believe it, those ingrated censored me out!!
Kagome: It's because of your language...
Inu: Urusee, wench!!
Kagome: Don't tell me to shut up!! And don't call me a wench either!! SIT!!!!!!!!
Inu: *falls back into the crater made earlier* AHHHH!!!!!1!
*continues screaming for an hour, then a THUD could be heard*
Miroku: That's one deep hole...
Sango: Hai. Good thing WE'RE not InuYasha. I feel sorry for him... *shrugs* Oh well, what can ya do? He's hopeless.
Miroku: *nods* Very true...
Sesshy: Will you all just shut up?! My love is dead and all that YOU'RE doing is fighting!! I'm gonna save her even if I have to
myself!! *picks up my dead body* Ja ne! *walks, well, more like runs at super demon speed, out of the room*
Kouga: Wow. SesshoMaru actually CARES about someone other than himself and Rin.
Naraku: ...................... <-----doesn't seem to be very talkative in this story.......
Kouga: *out of the blue* Kagome, will you marry me?
Kagome: NANI?!! HELL NO!!!
Kouga: *whimpers and starts crying* I'm tellin' my mommy!!! <----acting like a two-year old
Inu: *shouts from the bottum of the crater* Baka wolf, your family is DEAD! *mumbles* There're too many morons...
*Kouga stops crying and a light bulb appears over his head and lights up*
Kouga: Oh yeah! Gomen-ne, it slipped my mind.
Inu: Your mind had already slipped. It's never coming back... *climbs back out of the crater*
Shippou: If anyone had forgotten, let me refresh your pea-sized brain----
Kouga: HEY!! Don't make fun of my brain!!
Everyone else: º¬.¬......
Shippou: Anyways.... SesshoMaru took P.E.Y-chan!!! We have to catch up to him!!!
Everyone else: YEAH!!!!
Music: da na na na na na.....
Everyone: CHARGE!!!!!
Music: Da Na Na Na Na Na....
Everyone: CHARGE!!!!!!!
Music: DA NA NA NA NA NA......
Everyone: CHARGE!!!!!!!!
Shippou: Alright, that's enough, let's go.
*so after a whole 15 seconds of cheering, they follow the Chocolate Bar Road and soon come across their destination*
Inu: Well, let's go!
*they walk inside the cave. all is silent until you hear a munching sound*
Shippou: *is eating the cave* Mmmmmmm.....
Inu: You can't eat the cave!! We'll have a Shokora Cave In!! *mumbles* And yet ANOTHER moron...
*Kagome picks up Shippou so he can't eat it*
Miroku: *decides to make a move on Sango since it's dark*
Sango: PERVERT!!! *renders him unconscious*
Miroku: *is rendered unconscious*
Everyone else: ¬_¬V....
*Kouga knocks Kagome out as well while no one is looking and without anyone noticing, and takes her to his home to insist on
marrying him*
*~MEANWHILE~*
*everyone has miraculously caught up with SesshoMaru*
Sesshy: *talking to my dead body* Don't worry my love, I'll revive you soon. *suddenly looks sad*
*Inu just NOW notices that Kagome AND Kouga are missing. talk about morons...*
Inu: *shrugs* Ah well, they're probably further behind us.
(a/n: Inu, not jealous OR worried about both Kagome AND Kouga missing? Oh kami-sama!!)
*the group finally come upon the place where the jewel is, but it's in the middle of a 20ft deep pool of liquid chocolate*
Sango: We have to get it. Come on, let's try to reach it!
*they try to grab it, but wind up falling in. now they're completely covered in chocolate*
Sango: YUCK! Now I'm covered in chocolate!
Inu: I could lick it off for you. *inches towards her*
Sesshy: That is just plain disgusting brother.
Sango: Yeah! GET AWAY! *takes out her Hiraikotsu threateningly*
Inu: *backs away* Ok, ok! I was only kidding! ...Wait a minute...where's P.E.Y?!
Sango: Oh, kami-sama! She sunk to the bottum!
Sesshy: *ultra, super, sexy voice* I shall save her! *dives into the chocolate and soon resurfaces with the body* Hahahaha! I
am the hero once again!
Inu: But weren't YOU the one who killed her in the first place?
Sesshy: *glares at Inu*
Inu: Sorry! I was just trying to make a point...
Sesshy: Well don't! I've got the jewel, now let's go!!
*they all agree and go back home*
*~MEANWHILE~*
Miroku: *wakes up in the cave* Where is everyone? Oh no!! They left me here!! *starts crying and curls up in a little ball. Why
me?! *jumps up, not crying anymore* Oh well, I'll just walk back home! *goes home happily humming and skipping*
*~BACK AT THE HOUSE~*
Sango: Hey guys, where's Miroku?
Shippou: I think he's dead...
(a/n: Well? It wasn't the funniest chap, I know that, but it was still good! Considering the fact that both Blanket and
I came up with it! I'll have the next hap. up shortly. It's pretty good. Well, at least I think so. Oh, and THANK YOU BLANKET!!
AND THANKS TO YOU,TOO!! *point to the readers* I LOVE YOU ALL!!! Well, review!!! L8ter!!! *~P.E.Y~*
manga!! Thanks to everyone's reviews and Blanket's help, I now have at least 3 new chapters!!! I'm so happy!! I hope you are too!
Well, I thank everyone for the ideas, but I'm sticking with Blanket and my idea. Seeing as we both came up the genius idea.
Please enjoy and remember to review!! It's the least ya could do. Oh, sorry, but I changed the chapter title, as ya can probably
tell. ^.^)
*Kagome is explaining how they can revive P.E.Y (me)*
Kagome: You see, there is a rumor of a Shokora no Tama (TM)---
Sessy: *interrupts* Which translates into 'Chocolate of Four Souls (TM)'. *looks proud of himself & keeps talking* It is
rumored to have the power to grant whatever wish that the person desires. It is located---
Kagome: *interrupts him, looking quite annoyed* In the place known as Kijutsu Shokora Iwamuro (TM)--- *is again interrupted
by Sesshy*
Sesshy: *proud of himself for being so smart* Which translates to 'Magical Chocolate Cave (TM)'. We must--- *interrupted by
a VERY annoyed Kagome*
Kagome: SesshoMaru!! STOP-INTERRUPTING-ME!!!!!! *fuming*
Everyone else: 0.0!! *backs up a mile away*
Inu: Kagome...koibito...please calm down.
*Inu is pummeled into the ground by a billion 'sits'*
Inu: *going deeper & deeper into the ground* Wench!!
*Inu climbs out of the crater*
Inu: *mutters* Stupid, brain dead, fussy---
TV Announcer Thingie: This part is censored for the viewing audiences safety. This part is not suitable for children OR adults.
Please standby. *crappy elevator music starts playing*
Inu: WENCH!! 0.0! I can't believe it, those ingrated censored me out!!
Kagome: It's because of your language...
Inu: Urusee, wench!!
Kagome: Don't tell me to shut up!! And don't call me a wench either!! SIT!!!!!!!!
Inu: *falls back into the crater made earlier* AHHHH!!!!!1!
*continues screaming for an hour, then a THUD could be heard*
Miroku: That's one deep hole...
Sango: Hai. Good thing WE'RE not InuYasha. I feel sorry for him... *shrugs* Oh well, what can ya do? He's hopeless.
Miroku: *nods* Very true...
Sesshy: Will you all just shut up?! My love is dead and all that YOU'RE doing is fighting!! I'm gonna save her even if I have to
myself!! *picks up my dead body* Ja ne! *walks, well, more like runs at super demon speed, out of the room*
Kouga: Wow. SesshoMaru actually CARES about someone other than himself and Rin.
Naraku: ...................... <-----doesn't seem to be very talkative in this story.......
Kouga: *out of the blue* Kagome, will you marry me?
Kagome: NANI?!! HELL NO!!!
Kouga: *whimpers and starts crying* I'm tellin' my mommy!!! <----acting like a two-year old
Inu: *shouts from the bottum of the crater* Baka wolf, your family is DEAD! *mumbles* There're too many morons...
*Kouga stops crying and a light bulb appears over his head and lights up*
Kouga: Oh yeah! Gomen-ne, it slipped my mind.
Inu: Your mind had already slipped. It's never coming back... *climbs back out of the crater*
Shippou: If anyone had forgotten, let me refresh your pea-sized brain----
Kouga: HEY!! Don't make fun of my brain!!
Everyone else: º¬.¬......
Shippou: Anyways.... SesshoMaru took P.E.Y-chan!!! We have to catch up to him!!!
Everyone else: YEAH!!!!
Music: da na na na na na.....
Everyone: CHARGE!!!!!
Music: Da Na Na Na Na Na....
Everyone: CHARGE!!!!!!!
Music: DA NA NA NA NA NA......
Everyone: CHARGE!!!!!!!!
Shippou: Alright, that's enough, let's go.
*so after a whole 15 seconds of cheering, they follow the Chocolate Bar Road and soon come across their destination*
Inu: Well, let's go!
*they walk inside the cave. all is silent until you hear a munching sound*
Shippou: *is eating the cave* Mmmmmmm.....
Inu: You can't eat the cave!! We'll have a Shokora Cave In!! *mumbles* And yet ANOTHER moron...
*Kagome picks up Shippou so he can't eat it*
Miroku: *decides to make a move on Sango since it's dark*
Sango: PERVERT!!! *renders him unconscious*
Miroku: *is rendered unconscious*
Everyone else: ¬_¬V....
*Kouga knocks Kagome out as well while no one is looking and without anyone noticing, and takes her to his home to insist on
marrying him*
*~MEANWHILE~*
*everyone has miraculously caught up with SesshoMaru*
Sesshy: *talking to my dead body* Don't worry my love, I'll revive you soon. *suddenly looks sad*
*Inu just NOW notices that Kagome AND Kouga are missing. talk about morons...*
Inu: *shrugs* Ah well, they're probably further behind us.
(a/n: Inu, not jealous OR worried about both Kagome AND Kouga missing? Oh kami-sama!!)
*the group finally come upon the place where the jewel is, but it's in the middle of a 20ft deep pool of liquid chocolate*
Sango: We have to get it. Come on, let's try to reach it!
*they try to grab it, but wind up falling in. now they're completely covered in chocolate*
Sango: YUCK! Now I'm covered in chocolate!
Inu: I could lick it off for you. *inches towards her*
Sesshy: That is just plain disgusting brother.
Sango: Yeah! GET AWAY! *takes out her Hiraikotsu threateningly*
Inu: *backs away* Ok, ok! I was only kidding! ...Wait a minute...where's P.E.Y?!
Sango: Oh, kami-sama! She sunk to the bottum!
Sesshy: *ultra, super, sexy voice* I shall save her! *dives into the chocolate and soon resurfaces with the body* Hahahaha! I
am the hero once again!
Inu: But weren't YOU the one who killed her in the first place?
Sesshy: *glares at Inu*
Inu: Sorry! I was just trying to make a point...
Sesshy: Well don't! I've got the jewel, now let's go!!
*they all agree and go back home*
*~MEANWHILE~*
Miroku: *wakes up in the cave* Where is everyone? Oh no!! They left me here!! *starts crying and curls up in a little ball. Why
me?! *jumps up, not crying anymore* Oh well, I'll just walk back home! *goes home happily humming and skipping*
*~BACK AT THE HOUSE~*
Sango: Hey guys, where's Miroku?
Shippou: I think he's dead...
(a/n: Well? It wasn't the funniest chap, I know that, but it was still good! Considering the fact that both Blanket and
I came up with it! I'll have the next hap. up shortly. It's pretty good. Well, at least I think so. Oh, and THANK YOU BLANKET!!
AND THANKS TO YOU,TOO!! *point to the readers* I LOVE YOU ALL!!! Well, review!!! L8ter!!! *~P.E.Y~*