InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Twister ❯ Are They THAT Close? ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: must I…?

Lawyers: [nod and point to the police officers in the doorway]

Me: fine…I don't own Inu-chan, nor anything else in this story…You SURE I don't even own the Twister game?

Lawyers: YES!

[A/N:] here I am again…stalling… oh well. Here's a short little thing I did while waiting to get rid of writer's block for Hagakure-idea is from a RP I did with Koko.

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"I'm bored…" Shippo moaned.

"Stuff it, fox." Inu-Yasha growled from his spot in the tree.

"Why should I?!" Shippo shouted. "It's your fault Kagome went home again! Why don't you just apologize?!"

"I didn't do nothing wrong!" Inu-Yasha screeched at the kit. "That's why!"

"It's 'anything', Inu-Yasha," Miroku interjected with a heavy sigh as he walked over, more annoyed with the hanyou himself than his grammar impediments. "And I must agree with Shippo-apologize. Even if you don't mean it."

Sango followed and smacked Miroku on the back of the head.

"You don't say something when you don't mean it, Houshi-sama." she growled. "You think you'd know that by now."

Miroku chuckled nervously and rubbed the back of his head.

"You guys are idiots." Inu-Yasha scoffed. "And I am not going to apologize when I did nothing wrong!"

"You keep telling yourself that…" Shippo mumbled.

"Why you little-!" Inu-Yasha snarled as he jumped out of his tree.

"I'm back!" Kagome called as she hauled herself out of the well.

"Kagome!" Shippo cried as he raced over to his salvation and jumped into her arms. "Inu-Yasha's picking on me again!"

Kagome rolled her eyes.

"I'm sure he's going to stop it and behave like an adult." the young miko said with a glare at the hanyou.

Inu-Yasha stopped in his tracks; getting sat for chasing the kitsune wasn't a top priority on his list.

"Oh! I brought back a game we can all play!" Kagome gushed as she pulled out a suspicious box from her bag. "It's from my pen-pal in America. She's awesome!"

"What is it?" Sango asked curiously. Miroku peered over her shoulder.

Everybody came over and watched as Kagome opened the box, revealing…some type of strange white sheet. Sango and Miroku exchanged a glace, remembering the things that Kagome had told them about this 'America' place. It was weirder then they thought!

"What the hell kind of game can you play with a sheet?" Inu-Yasha scoffed. "That 'pen-pal' thing of yours is an idiot if she's amused by this."

"She's not an idiot." Kagome snapped. "Besides, you have to OPEN the sheet to see the playing board. Sango, help me please."

Sango did as told, and soon there was a polka dotted sheet on the ground.

"What's this game called, Kagome?" Miroku asked.

"Twister." Kagome replied excitedly. "Apparently, its older but still popular at parties with teens in America."

"How do you play?" Sango asked.

"Well… There's a spinner and somebody has to spin it each turn. Whatever the spinner lands on, everybody has to put their hand or foot on that colored spot." At the clueless looks she was getting, Kagome gave an example. "Shippo, spin the wheel."

Shippo did as he was told.

"See? It says: right foot yellow, so if we were playing, we'd have to put our right feet on a yellow dot." Kagome explained, demonstrating said action. "Then you spin again and continue until somebody falls down."

Everybody nodded their heads in understanding.

"So… Who's playing?" Kagome asked excitedly.

"I'm in." Sango said.

"Me too." Miroku added.

"Not on your life." Inu-Yasha growled.

"Oh c'mon, Inu-Yasha." Shippo goaded. "Not afraid of losing, are you?"

"No! But…who'd spin the wheel?!" Inu-Yasha snapped, finding what he thought sounded like a good protest.

"Me!" Shippo cried, shooting holes through Inu-Yasha's plan of escape. "I'm too short to reach all the dots."

"Then it is agreed." Miroku concluded, sounding very regal, considering the subject was playing a game of 'Twister'. "Shippo will spin and the rest of us will play."

"But I don't wanna play!" Inu-Yasha whined.

"Get over it." Sango and Kagome snapped.

Inu-Yasha sputtered angrily for a few minutes until Kagome gave him a glare that promised immediate punishment if he dared to run. His ears drooped silently and he walked over to the side of the dotted mat.

"Let's get this over with." he muttered, crossing his arms.

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"I wonder if Kagome is back yet." Kaede wondered aloud. "Surely even Inu-Yasha would have apologized by now; it's been four days!"

The elderly miko began making her way towards the well.

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"Left hand green!" Shippo exclaimed jubilantly.

Miroku smirked as he realized that this new call would put him in very close proximity to Sango. Sango was already red in the face because his right arm was over her rear, but this new move put his other hand under her chest! Inu-Yasha and Kagome were hopelessly tangled as well, and both were a color red that was not humanly healthy if kept for too long. Inu-Yasha's haori was starting to get jealous.

"Spin please." Sango squeaked when she glimpsed Miroku's lecherous grin.

"Right leg red." Shippo complied.

Miroku smirked and, rather than moving his foot forward, he swung his leg over Sango, putting them in a very compromising position. Inu-Yasha and Kagome were in a similar situation; although theirs was out of necessity. However, that didn't mean that Kagome's skirt wasn't complicating matters any.

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Kaede made her way to the well clearing. Instead of clearly walking out, she peaked around some bushes; she didn't want to startle Inu-Yasha if he was just making his way to Kagome's time.

What she saw, however, did not look like a stubborn hanyou contemplating whether or not to go get the futuristic girl with the badgering of a kitsune, demon slayer, and monk in the back round.

"I…I didn't know that they were…THAT close to each other." the elderly miko said to herself, a very uncharacteristic blush for an older woman coming to her face. "Maybe…maybe these old eyes are fooling me."

Kaede then peeked around again and saw that her eyes hadn't been fooling her. Sango and Miroku, and Inu-Yasha and Kagome were intimately engaged while Shippo watched! She couldn't let this go on any longer-if for the quest's cause at least (a baby from either would do more harm than good in the search for Naraku).

"What are ye doing?!" Kaede shouted, coming out of the bushes.

All five of them looked up, a larger blush forming on the adults' faces.

"Do you want to play too, Kaede?" Shippo asked innocently.

Kaede stared like they had all gone mad.

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[A/N:] hehe… I liked that. Can't you just think of what's going through their minds when Kaede catches them? Well…review and let me know what you think!

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