InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Two Birds With One Stone ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Rezol 
In which Inuyasha kisses dirt.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.17.2004 | Updated On: 09.22.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 465 | Status: Completed
In which Inuyasha kisses dirt.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.17.2004 | Updated On: 09.22.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 465 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: i do not own Inuyasha, i don't even own this computer : (
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Chapter 1-Gift
''Ok, I'll help, now are you sure you put it on the table?" Inuyasha asks as he wonders if he's doing the right thing.
"Wel, i might have droped it near the bath house when i went by there earlier to bring them their weekly order of special bath salts"she replied.
"Then I will try and look around there while Inuyasha stays here and helps you look "Miroku says as he makes a break for it befor Inuyasha has a chance to say anything.
*I bet your gonna try and look for something you stupid monk *Inuyasha thinks to himself as he begins to look around the shop.
`````(20 minutes later)`````
"Is this it?" Inuyasha asks, holding up a small bag containing some herb he'd never seen before while holding the pot he had just looked behind in the other hand.
"Yes it is thank you so very much dear"the old lady says as she rushes forward and grabes it. She looks inside just to double check then places it in her Kimono.
"Oh how can I thank you "She asks.
"By not introducing that Monk any girls" Inuyasha says
"OH, so you just want to keep all the girls to yourself?" the old lady says jokeing around.
"NO..I mean don't introduce either of us" Inuyasha sputters, a little rattled at the hidden accusation that he was anything like Miroku.
"So you already have a girl then," the old lady continues, have more fun messing with the boy who is now as red as his outfit.
"NO..I mean yes..I mean, well sorta but it's not what you think"Inuyasha says as the words tumble out of his mouth.
"I was just joking, calm down now. She must be one special girl, but there has to be something i can do for you" the old lady pauses and takes a good look at Inuyasha. "I know, I can put an enhancer spell on that sword of yours, it will make it stronger" she finishes while looking at the Tetsusaiga.
"That's ok" Inuyasha says while pulling out the blade, not missing a chance to show off "it dosen't need it, it's a special blade made from a dog demon fang, see"
Then from a little way down the street he suddenly hears "SIT" and Inuyasha can only has time enough to think *shit* before he kisses dirt.
"Inuyasha what are you doing drawing the Tetsusaiga on a defenseless old woman" Kagome says while walks up to the old woman wearing Miko robes closely followed by Shippou and Songo with kirara on her shoulder.
"I am so sorry about that miss" Kagome says to the old woman who is not paying any attention her, but to the Hanyou who is sprawled out on the ground. Curseing about a certain set of prayer beads around his neck and the subduing spell on them, and seems to be quit interested in what he is saying.
"Stupid spell, if it weren't for these beads...." he mumbles, then" KAGOME YOU WENCH I wasn't doing anything" he finishes screaming as the spell wears off and he pulls himself out of the hole in the ground.
"He tells the truth, he was showing me the sword, I asked him about it" the old lady says giving Inuyasha some backup.
"That's right, I helped her find something and..." Inuyasha began before Songo cut him off
"You were helping her?" says a confused Songo. She then turns to Kagome "I think you sat him to hard he's delusional" she says right before turning around to slap Miroku who seems to have appeared out of thin air and finishes by yelling "HENTAI"
"When will you ever learn?" Shippou speaks up as he jumps onto the monks shoulder.
"Yeah Miroku, you were supposed to be with Inuyasha, where were you?" Kagome asks looking almost as annoyed as Songo.
"What, do I need to be watched at all times now?" says Inuyasha looking pissed.
Miroku, completely ignoring the angry hanyous' outburst replies "Inuyasha and I were helping this woman look for something and it was thought best if we split up."
"See Kagome, I told you" says Inuyasha smugly "and Miroku, i found it, it fell behind the damn pot." *Now she has to apologize to me* he thinks to himself.
"I'm sorry Inuyasha, next time i'll make sure to know what's going on before using the S word on you" Kagome says, as if she had done nothing more than step on his foot.
"What, you call that an apology, that you'll wait to sit me next time, Yeah right, try again. "Inuyasha says outraged.
"Well, at least that's more of an appology than I normally get from you" Kagome says with a fake calm.
*If i don't stop this now they'll argue all day* Songo thinks to herself reading the tell tale signs of a long battle and lots of sit commands ahead "Inuyasha, I just remembered something" she says. But he doesn't even look her way because him and Kagome are having a stare down. She tries again "I heard people talking about a demon said to posses a jewel shard rampaging just a day or two north of here", Inuyasha and Kagome look at her * that got their attention.
Miroku realizes what Sango is doing and decides to jump in while she still has their attention "We should get going then, If there is a jewel shard Naraku is most likely to be going after it or to be behind it". Kagome huffs and starts to head off down the street, Songo with Kirara and Miroku with Shippou still on his shoulder follows close by and just as Inuyasha begins to leave he feels a tug at his sleeve and looks down to see the old lady.
"Wait a minute, I must give you something for you trouble" The old lady says with a mischievous glint in her eye that escapes the notice of an impatient Inuyasha."Wait right here" she says as she heads towards a box on the table and pulls out a set of beads, not unlike Inuyasha', with smaller sized beads and a blue tint.
She goes up to him" give these to that young Miko that travels with you" .Then she reaches out as if she is going to hand him the beads, but instead grabs Inuyashas' beads letting the blue beads hang from between the thumb and pointer finger that hold Inuyashas' beads "such a sad situation your in boy," she comments before letting go.
" It's none of your business, and don't worry I'll make sure she gets them" he says as he takes the beads from her, a little disturbed by her words.
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I fixed this one to I hope.
" "speech
* * thought
-----Begining/ending
```(#)```Time lapse
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Chapter 1-Gift
''Ok, I'll help, now are you sure you put it on the table?" Inuyasha asks as he wonders if he's doing the right thing.
"Wel, i might have droped it near the bath house when i went by there earlier to bring them their weekly order of special bath salts"she replied.
"Then I will try and look around there while Inuyasha stays here and helps you look "Miroku says as he makes a break for it befor Inuyasha has a chance to say anything.
*I bet your gonna try and look for something you stupid monk *Inuyasha thinks to himself as he begins to look around the shop.
`````(20 minutes later)`````
"Is this it?" Inuyasha asks, holding up a small bag containing some herb he'd never seen before while holding the pot he had just looked behind in the other hand.
"Yes it is thank you so very much dear"the old lady says as she rushes forward and grabes it. She looks inside just to double check then places it in her Kimono.
"Oh how can I thank you "She asks.
"By not introducing that Monk any girls" Inuyasha says
"OH, so you just want to keep all the girls to yourself?" the old lady says jokeing around.
"NO..I mean don't introduce either of us" Inuyasha sputters, a little rattled at the hidden accusation that he was anything like Miroku.
"So you already have a girl then," the old lady continues, have more fun messing with the boy who is now as red as his outfit.
"NO..I mean yes..I mean, well sorta but it's not what you think"Inuyasha says as the words tumble out of his mouth.
"I was just joking, calm down now. She must be one special girl, but there has to be something i can do for you" the old lady pauses and takes a good look at Inuyasha. "I know, I can put an enhancer spell on that sword of yours, it will make it stronger" she finishes while looking at the Tetsusaiga.
"That's ok" Inuyasha says while pulling out the blade, not missing a chance to show off "it dosen't need it, it's a special blade made from a dog demon fang, see"
Then from a little way down the street he suddenly hears "SIT" and Inuyasha can only has time enough to think *shit* before he kisses dirt.
"Inuyasha what are you doing drawing the Tetsusaiga on a defenseless old woman" Kagome says while walks up to the old woman wearing Miko robes closely followed by Shippou and Songo with kirara on her shoulder.
"I am so sorry about that miss" Kagome says to the old woman who is not paying any attention her, but to the Hanyou who is sprawled out on the ground. Curseing about a certain set of prayer beads around his neck and the subduing spell on them, and seems to be quit interested in what he is saying.
"Stupid spell, if it weren't for these beads...." he mumbles, then" KAGOME YOU WENCH I wasn't doing anything" he finishes screaming as the spell wears off and he pulls himself out of the hole in the ground.
"He tells the truth, he was showing me the sword, I asked him about it" the old lady says giving Inuyasha some backup.
"That's right, I helped her find something and..." Inuyasha began before Songo cut him off
"You were helping her?" says a confused Songo. She then turns to Kagome "I think you sat him to hard he's delusional" she says right before turning around to slap Miroku who seems to have appeared out of thin air and finishes by yelling "HENTAI"
"When will you ever learn?" Shippou speaks up as he jumps onto the monks shoulder.
"Yeah Miroku, you were supposed to be with Inuyasha, where were you?" Kagome asks looking almost as annoyed as Songo.
"What, do I need to be watched at all times now?" says Inuyasha looking pissed.
Miroku, completely ignoring the angry hanyous' outburst replies "Inuyasha and I were helping this woman look for something and it was thought best if we split up."
"See Kagome, I told you" says Inuyasha smugly "and Miroku, i found it, it fell behind the damn pot." *Now she has to apologize to me* he thinks to himself.
"I'm sorry Inuyasha, next time i'll make sure to know what's going on before using the S word on you" Kagome says, as if she had done nothing more than step on his foot.
"What, you call that an apology, that you'll wait to sit me next time, Yeah right, try again. "Inuyasha says outraged.
"Well, at least that's more of an appology than I normally get from you" Kagome says with a fake calm.
*If i don't stop this now they'll argue all day* Songo thinks to herself reading the tell tale signs of a long battle and lots of sit commands ahead "Inuyasha, I just remembered something" she says. But he doesn't even look her way because him and Kagome are having a stare down. She tries again "I heard people talking about a demon said to posses a jewel shard rampaging just a day or two north of here", Inuyasha and Kagome look at her * that got their attention.
Miroku realizes what Sango is doing and decides to jump in while she still has their attention "We should get going then, If there is a jewel shard Naraku is most likely to be going after it or to be behind it". Kagome huffs and starts to head off down the street, Songo with Kirara and Miroku with Shippou still on his shoulder follows close by and just as Inuyasha begins to leave he feels a tug at his sleeve and looks down to see the old lady.
"Wait a minute, I must give you something for you trouble" The old lady says with a mischievous glint in her eye that escapes the notice of an impatient Inuyasha."Wait right here" she says as she heads towards a box on the table and pulls out a set of beads, not unlike Inuyasha', with smaller sized beads and a blue tint.
She goes up to him" give these to that young Miko that travels with you" .Then she reaches out as if she is going to hand him the beads, but instead grabs Inuyashas' beads letting the blue beads hang from between the thumb and pointer finger that hold Inuyashas' beads "such a sad situation your in boy," she comments before letting go.
" It's none of your business, and don't worry I'll make sure she gets them" he says as he takes the beads from her, a little disturbed by her words.
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I fixed this one to I hope.