InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Two Birds With One Stone ❯ Chapter 8 ( Chapter 9 )

WOW! I got like 10 reviews from that last chapter from fan fiction.net, that and one more from mediaminer. I feel so loved. This chapter doesn't really have anything to do with the plot so I might update the next chapter before next Thursday (if you hadn't guessed, that's my weekly deadline unless I get sick like I did this past weekend. Luckily I already had this written beforehand or you would all have to wait till Saturday). Now to stop my babbling and get on with the chapter.

One more thing, I know that I said that the next chapter would be more serious, but people want to see what happens to Miroku so. But don't be disappointed in what I did to him, I swear I couldn't think of anything else, I go brain dead when it comes to stuff like that

Disclaimer- *standing on top of pile of unconscious gnomes holding baseball bat* "Inuyasha is all mine!" * Gnome comes up from behind and knocks her out. * " No he isn't."

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Chapter 8

Back at camp Miroku was laying unconscious after feeling the wrath of Hiraikotsu for his wandering hand.

"Sango, where do you think Miroku went earlier?" Shippou asks Sango while he pokes Miroku with a stick.

"I think he said something about having a talk with Inuyasha about Kagome or something. He wasn't gone that long, he probably couldn't find the spring where Kagome is" She answers, not really sure herself.

"Either that, or he did find the spring and Inuyasha found him" Shippou says, still having fun playing poke the monk.

"No, I don't think so. He still has all his limbs and he was able to walk back" She states in mater-of-fact tone.

"I guess that makes sense, but then that leaves us with the same question. Where was he and what was he doing?" Shippou asks again as he goes to poke the monk in the neck and misses, poking his ear.

"I guess we should just ask him when he comes to," Sango says as she looks at the monk, waiting for him to move. She suddenly hears a noise behind her, then she hears a familiar voice.

"You won't get a chance to ask him anything Sango" Inuyasha says as he and Kagome come into the firelight.

"So he was peeping, I knew it!" Shippou says, stopping the game for the moment.

"No, he wasn't for once" Kagome says as she puts her bag down and sits beside it.

"Then why not?" Sango asks confused.

"Because I'm going to kill him that's why" Inuyasha says as he sits down by Miroku and glares at his victim.

"Kagome could you please explain?" Sango asks.

"Sure, Miroku thought it would be funny to pay Inuyasha a visit and push him out of the boundary while I was bathing. You can imagine what happened next." Kagome says blushing just remembering it.

"The pervert did that?" Shippou asks skeptically

"What, you think she's lying?" Inuyasha asks looking up.

"No it's just doesn't sound like him. Never mind, I just realized Kagome would have been naked." He says with innocence only he could pull off.

"And I believe you to, but what are you going to do to him" Sango asked.

Neither Kagome nor Inuyasha gave an answer to that. They just looked at each other and smirked.

"Never mind, I don't think I want to know" She says shaking her head and thinking how stupid Miroku had to be to go and do something like that.

All of a sudden Miroku starts to twitch, and his eyes slowly open.

He sits up and says "Man Sango you hit me harder that usual."

Then Inuyasha stand up and grabs Miroku by the back of his robes. "When I'm done with you monk, you'll wish you had stayed unconscious" He says as he drags Miroku away into the darkness beyond the firelight with the taiji-ya and kitsune looking on in mild amusement. Kagome gets up and follows, she has something concealed in her hand.

Once they were out of sight you could still her Miroku saying " Now Inuyasha, Kagome, Think about this. Do you really want to hurt me, I didn't mean any harm and no one got hurt" The rest of his conversation was lost as they got to far away for Sango to hear.

"I kind of feel sorry for him," Shippou says as he hears a few screams come from the direction they just walked. Sango couldn't hear it because she's human.

"Because of Inuyasha" Sango asks

"No, because Kagome smells the same way she smell every month when she ends up sitting Inuyasha every couple minutes. You know, when she gets moody a lot. It's fun to pick on Inuyasha then because Kagome protects me," He admits.

Sango shakes her head knowingly "poor monk."

~~~(THE NEXT MORNING)~~~

Sango wakes and looks around. Inuyasha is sleeping on a tree branch with Kagome and Shippou curled up in her sleeping bag right below him. Miroku is nowhere in sight. She suddenly fells something jump in her lap. She looks down to find Kirara making herself comfortable.

"Kirara, do you know where Miroku is this morning?" She asks the small demon.

"Mew" Kirara says as she looks up at her master. She then jumps off of her lap and walks over to where Kagome is just waking up.

"So in other words ask Kagome?" Sango asks her.

"UH? Did you say my name Sango?" Kagome asks as she sits up, careful not to disturb the small kit.

"Good morning Kagome. I was just asking Kirara if she knew where Miroku is and she said to ask you." She admitted.

"OH YEAH! I totally forgot! I need to tell you to go and get him. I was going to tell you last night but you were asleep when we got back. You'll find him in that direction, up in a tree, you can't miss him. And you have to e the one to get him." Kagome says with a grin as she points to he left.

"I guess I better get going then," Sango says as she stands and walks in the direction Kagome pointed, wondering what she would find.

She walks for about three minutes before she found him. He was tied up in a tree, hanging by the hands tied together by his purple outer robe. You could tell he had been through a good beating, but what stood out most Kagome had to have done. He was wearing The make-up that Kagome had brought back thinking Sango would like it. And ` Good Morning Sango' was written in lipstick on the front of his black monks robes. Sango couldn't help it; she laughed till her sides hurt.

Miroku, who surprisingly was asleep till Sango started laughing, looked up and says "Lovely Sango, you are a sight from soar eyes, could you possibly get me down please?"

She calms down "I don't know, you look pretty comfortable to me" she says teasing him "What did they do to you anyway?"

" They dragged me back here and beat the stuffing out of me, Inuyasha did most of it. Then Kagome put this stuff on me and said she would have you come and get me in the morning so that I would know what it's like to be embarrassed" He says blushing. "Then they tied me up here, Inuyasha wrote something on my robes, but I didn't get to see what it is"

"Well did you learn your lesson?" She asks him.

"Lets just say I will don't like being dressed up like a woman" He answers.

"I guess I should get you down then," She says as she climbs the tree to untie his hands.

"I wish that I had Kagome camera thing so that you would remember not to pull something like this again" She says as she releases the knot and he falls to the ground.

"You are so cruel sometimes Songo" He says as he takes his purple robe and attempts to get the make-up off of his face.

Sango jumps down and helps Miroku stand. "Let's go get some breakfast," She says to him as she begins to walk away. Miroku catches up to her and she suddenly feels his hand in places it shouldn't be.

Back at camp they heat Sango voice "HENTAI!" followed by a loud smack.

"Will he ever learn?" Inuyasha scoffs as everyone shakes their heads.

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