Yay! Thank you, oh wonderful reviewers! I would like to thank everyone who sent me typos and misspellings! * glares at everyone else *

Don't own the characters, don't own the typos, but the story's mine! With certain ideas credited privately to a few friends of mine.

ADP/N: For those of you who just plan on reading this chapter, I made a few changes in the last chap, but you don't have to read it again. Just don't worry if some stuff is different than you remember, k?

Now, on with the insanity! Here's…..

Name Game

Part 2

One of the Sango's spoke up. "so…now what?"

Inu-yasha heaved himself up, quite upset with the current problem.

ADP: I know a way…

"HOW????" demanded the entire cast, with the exception of the Kagome's, who looked upset. They had all had romantic moments with Inu in the fics that they had come from, but if they could become the real Kagome, or at least mistaken for her, they would have many more.

ADP: Simple: In their fanfictions, they only had certain ways to sit Inu-yasha. Some said 'sit', others 'Oswari', others 'Osuwari', one 'Osuwaru', etc. The real Kagome would be able to sit him in Japanese, how it originally was, and when it was dubbed, which would be English, not to mention various typos.

One Kagome burst from the pack. "Sit! Osuwari!" Bam, Bam. "Oswari! Osuwaru! Oswiru!" Bam, Bam, Bam. "I worked with all of those, and some others. My name isn't often misspelled, so none of them has worked with all of those!"

The other Kagome's looked quite upset.

ADP: Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Everybody, clear the area! We have a romantic part!

"ummm…." Inu-yasha was not quite ready for this, as everyone cleared out.

"Inu-yasha, I…" They stared deep into each other's eyes. Slowly, torturously slowly, their faces came closer together.

The whole cast, who hadn't actually cleared out and were peeping from nearby bushes, leaned in for the moment that they had all been waiting for: the kiss. Everyone was holding their breath, as slowly the two got closer.

ADP: (leaning forward, almost to the point of falling out of chair) * glances down at script (messy basic plot lines on paper) * * facefaults, falling completely out of chair in a Ranma pose *

The random cast member/clone nearest ADP picks up the 'script', looks, facefaults. Next cast member/clone looks at 'script' & facefaults. Pattern continues in a domino like fashion around the bushes, all the while Kagome & Inu-yasha remain oblivious to this and slowly millimeter forwards.

"INU-YASHA!!!!!"

Cast groans and wanders off.

"Ki- Kikyo!"

"How could you?!? She's just a reincarnation! I'm the original! As if that wasn't bad enough, do you know how many people were watching you guys?" Cast wanders faster. "It was like some freak show! And since when are there so many of them? It's like they're-."

"Don't say it!"

Kikyo looked at Inu-yasha and Kagome, whose eyes had gone wide with fear. She smiled, and got an evil(er) glint in her eyes.

"Say what? That it's almost like there are clones running around?"

"Kuso…" groaned Inu-yasha, as that same bush started pouring out Kikyos.

Out came Kikio, Kykio, Kikyoko, Kiko, Kyoko, Kyiko, and, to the horror of all, a huge killer whale wearing miko clothing.

The cast and clones were brought running back by Kagome's call of, "Oh my god, it's Keiko!"

The sight that met them wasn't pretty. Not only was there a whale drying up on the grass, but there were 7 Kikyos!

Kagome took charge. "Kirara and co.! We gotta get this whale to the ocean! Inu-yasha & Sessho-marus, cut branches and make a stretcher!"

Suddenly, tumbling out of the bush came 4 Inu-yashas!

Kagome turned to them. "Good. I was wondering where you were. What was keeping you?"

"We were mid-fanfic! Give us a break!" said the first one as he helped another, who was bleeding heavily, to stand.

"Oh, by the way, Inu-yasha, these are your clones, Inu-yusha, Inu-yosho, Inu-yasho, and Inu-yasha."

"What's wrong with…"

"Talk later! We gotta save Keiko!" (ADP/N: Keiko is the killer whale that starred in Free Willy)

Kikyo and her clones stood and pouted and refused to help, and the Kagomes hadn't bothered to return, but everyone else was efficiently making a stretcher and hooking it to the 12 transformed cat demons. Soon, Keiko was ready to return to the sea.

Then, all the Sangos, Mirokus, Shippos, Inu-yashas, and Kagome piled on to Kirara (they thought) and headed towards the ocean. Well, Kirara was too weighed down, so the clones (presumably), with the exception of Shippo, clambered onto a different cat.

"Kagome?" Shippo or Shipo asked from her lap. His twin was on her shoulder. "What's the big deal about the whale? Why is it here?"

"Because some author put Keiko in their fanfiction instead of Kikyo."

"Bet that was funny!" said the Shippo on her shoulder.

"It was not!" said Inu-yasha, who had stayed away from his clones and was sitting behind Kagome. "In that fanfic, I had to kiss that thing, and it tried to drag me to hell! Do you know how hard it is to kiss a whale?!"

"Wouldn't know!" yelled the one in her lap, as it stood up and yelled at him over her shoulder.

"Yeah! Not stupid enough to try!" said the other. Kagome had to hand it to them; they had a point. They made a really good team…

Inu-yasha lunged for the Shippo on her shoulder.

"Inu-yasha! I'd s-i-t you if we weren't flying!"

"Keh." Inu-yasha said, and moped for a minute. He soon got bored of this, and looked over at his clones. He noted that the one that didn't seem to have anything wrong with his name was the one bleeding.

"Oi! Why are you here? Nothing's wrong with your name!"

Kagome answered. "He's the guy that takes your place in bloody death scenes. Or just bloody scenes for that matter."

"Where's yours?!?" Inu-yasha demanded, rather upset that he was the only one with such a clone.

"We all have them. Mine spends a lot of time on vacation, cuz I don't get bloodied up too much…"

"Well, why is mine here????"

"Kinda funny, really." This was the aforementioned clone. "Some author wrote a songfic to the theme song, which is bridging on happiness."

"Yeah, so?"

Kagome answered. "I was in that fic. I came into a clearing, and found you with 3 Shikon shards in your forehead, and 20 full yokai lying dead."

"Cool! Why wasn't I there?"

"Cuz you were dying in that scene, and Shippo was already dead."

Inu-yasha facefaulted, and almost fell off of Kirara.

In the end, they reached the ocean, and Keiko was safe. Everyone was happy!

Suddenly, weird beeping was heard. It was coming from the bloody Inu-yasha! He reached into his haori and brought out a small black box.

"Sorry, everyone! I left between scenes of the fic I was working in, and they need me back! Bye!" He jumped off the cat and vanished before he hit the ground.

"What just happened?" asked Inu-yasha.

His other clone replied. "His pager went off. They needed him back at his fic."

"Why don't I have a pager?" demanded Inu-yasha, who was tired of having all these things revealed to him today.

"Because you don't get vacation time unless it's in the script. You guys are always in one fic or another; we only show up occasionally."

Inu-yasha looked like he was gonna get mad, then just gave up. He was stressed enough for one day.

"Let's just go home…"

Shippo, presumedly the real Shippo, asked, "But what about the clones?"

Inu-yasha groaned, and all the clones looked unhappy to be leaving. They were back near the bush again, and everyone, including the Kagomes, was assembled.

ADP: Ummm, well, this is the end of Name Game, so I don't need you guys anymore. If you're in a fic, please return to it, otherwise, happy vacationing till next time!

Inu-yasha started to protest. "What?! You mean they… Oh, who am I kidding. I don't care anymore, just make this fic end!!!!!!!"

ADP: Can do!

The End

Everybody cheered, and all of the clones disappeared. The regular cast look at each other, wondering why they aren't disappearing too. Fear registers in their eyes, and slowly they turn and look up at the ADP.

ADP: * smiles evilly * I never said I was done with you. Mwuahahahahaha! But you can rest for a while. I don't know where to go with the next chapter. I will consult my co-writer, Hayley, who has been helping me with this (go figure). Suggestions from the audience are gladly accepted!

Review please, or I won't write more!

Inu-yasha: Don't review! DON'T REVIEW!!!!!

ADP: Inu-yasha… keep that up, and I will write more…. I can see it now: it won't be a typo fic… Inu's torture chamber…pink hair, maybe? Set you up with Nuriko? Wait, he and Sesshy got over their differences, didn't they? Oh well, all the better!

Inu-yasha: *color drains from face * REVIEW!!!! REVIEW!!!!!

ADP: I'll do it, too! Review! Oh, and as always, send me more typos!