InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ugh College ❯ Fudge and a Pervert ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
What is up people I do not know! Enjoy!

I do not own Inuyasha.

I do own Kiyomi and Hitoshi because I made them up.

Last time:

“You are such a liar,” Inuyasha said once she was out of hearing range.

“Me never,” Hitoshi said with fake surprise following after Kiyomi.

This time:

“So, what now?” Inuyasha asked throwing his empty suitcases in the closet.

“Well I was thinking we should invite Kiyomi, Hitoshi, my friend Sango, and her roommate over,” Kagome said.

“Sure, but mind if I invite my friend Miroku over,” he said pulling out his phone.

“Sure,” Kagome said starting to walk to Kiyomi’s dorm.

2 minutes earlier with Kiyomi and Hitoshi:

“OH MY GOSH!” Kiyomi squealed from the kitchen.

“What’s wrong?” Hitoshi said walking in to the kitchen.

“I. Found. Fudge. Squares,” she said grabbing them out of the cabinet and walking to the living room.

“No way, I want some!” he said.

“Fine,” she said hesitantly.

They each took 5 pieces each until there was only on piece left. They reached for it at the same time. They stared at each other challengingly. Kiyomi grabbed it and ran to her room. She was about to lock her door but Hitoshi busted it open sending her flying. She landed on the bed and tried to get up only to be held down by Hitoshi.

“Give me that square,” Hitoshi practically growled.

“Never! Now get off of me!” she yelled.

Hitoshi only grinned.

“Well either way I win so give me the damn square,” he said reaching for the square.

They started wrestling until they felt someone else in the room. They looked up and saw Kagome staring at them wide eyed.

“This is so wrong in so many ways,” she said.

“Kagome it’s not what you think,” Kiyomi said getting up.

“Sure,” Kagome said sarcastically.

“No really, we were eating fudge and there was only one left so we started fighting,” Kiyomi said holding it up only to be snatched and eaten by Hitoshi.

“Asshole,” she murmured and he grinned.

“So you want me to believe that you were fighting over fudge, in your bedroom, on the bed, with Hitoshi on top,” Kagome said skeptically.

“Yes,” Hitoshi said.

There was a long pause as she thought.

“INUYASHA GUESS WHAT!” she yelled running toward her dorm.

She ran in to her living room panting.

“What,” he said.

“Kiyomi and Hitoshi we-,” she was cut off by being tackled to by Kiyomi.

“If you say another word I will tell him every embarrassing moment you’ve had since you were four,” Kiyomi said menacingly.

“You wouldn’t dare,” Kagome said her voice cracking.

“Try me,” she said.

Inuyasha and Hitoshi sweat dropped.

“Uhh, did I miss something?” Inuyasha asked.

“I don’t know, Hitoshi and I were busy decorating when Kagome rudely busted into the room,” Kiyomi said sitting on the couch.

“You guys were busy alright,” Kagome murmured.

Kiyomi glared at her.

“Anyways, I came over to invite you over so we can just hang out,” Kagome said.

“Oh, well did you invite Sango?” Kiyomi asked.

Yeah she said she’s on her way,” she said.

And right on time there was a knock on the door. Kagome was to open the door when-BAM! Kagome opened the door to see some guy with a low pony tail on the floor and Sango turning shades of red Kagome didn’t even know existed.

“Lady Sango why must you be so cruel,” the boy said.

“Shut up you lecherous monk I had every frikkin right,” Sango said walking inside.

“Why do I have a feeling of déjà vu,” Hitoshi said shaking his head.

“Miroku how many times do we have to tell you to stop groping girls,” Inuyasha said.

“It’s not my fault my hand has a mind of its own, and besides look how beautiful she is you would do the same thing,” Miroku whined.

“Uh, no I would not,” Inuyasha said.

“God it’s like I’m babysitting 24/7,” Hitoshi said rubbing his temples.

“Sorry ladies Miroku has a disease called Distol Uranium Masticular Bi Acetone Systonic Shit,” Hitoshi said.

They thought a moment and laughed (If you haven’t caught on yet it spells dumbass I got it from nigahiga, it’s a web show that’s super funny).

“Anyways where is your roommate Sango?” Kiyomi said wiping her eyes.

“Right there,” Sango said glaring at Miroku.

“No way,” Kiyomi said.

“I am so sorry,” Kagome said hugging Sango.

“Wow they already know how horrible you are,” Inuyasha said laughing.

“Hold up, don’t you all think is strange that we all got different gender roommates?” Hitoshi said.

(Me: Shut up Hitoshi.)

“Uh never mind,” Hitoshi said hearing the voice (Me:Muhaha).

“Anyways the snacks are on the table now…what else do you to guys want do?” Kagome asked.

“I don’t know, how about some games,” Inuyasha said.

“Sure,” everyone said in unison.

“LET’S PLAY THE MAKE OUT GAME!” Miroku exclaimed.

“NO,” they all said.

“Well what about the blindfold game,” Hitoshi said.

“What’s that,” Sango asked.

“It’s kind of like Marco Polo but without the water,” Inuyasha said.

“Ok, sure,” they all said.

“Ok let me get something to cover our eyes,” Inuyasha said.

“I have a eye cover,” Kagome said getting up.

They waited until she came back with silky green eye cover.

“Perfect now let the games begin!” Kiyomi shouted.

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