InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Unsolved mysteries...Inuyasha style ❯ Who groped... ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I own a pan…and …A Bag of Ramen…and A necklace made of Safety Pins. And I have millions of Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards just sitting there doing nothing!!!! They're just sitting there… don't blame me, blame the purple dragon named Spyro!

Myoga: *in a black suit* Ok our first mystery is…drum roll please…who groped Sango?!?!

Everybody: *stares at Miroku*

Inuyasha: That's easy we all know who did it…

Miroku: <.<…>.> Uh…I didn't do it. *under breath* Much. *points to Shippo* *out loud* It was him.

Kagome: *slaps Miroku* We all know it wasn't Shippo, it was you; idiot.

Myoga: Woo-hoo mystery solved next we have…who groped Kagome?!?!

All: *stares back at Miroku*

Miroku: Ok this time it really wasn't me.

Inuyasha: *starts creeping out the door*

Sango: *sees Inuyasha sneaking away* And where do you think you're going Inuyasha?!

Inuyasha: Uh, out…

Kikyo: Out where?

Inuyasha: Side

Sango: For…?

Inuyasha: I need a pan.

Kagome: Why would you need a pan?

Inuyasha: …I like Ramen…

Kikyo: *angry and clueless* What the hell does that have to do with needing a pan

Inuyasha: Well you cook Ramen in a pan…I mean you don't cook it in your hands because that would hurt…badly

Shippo:* sarcastically* No Kidding

Kagome: I'm sorry Inuyasha I forgot to bring Ramen back *getting annoyed*

Miroku: Hah *points at Inuyasha* He groped Kagome; He's trying to change the subject… although Ramen does sound like a good idea right about now.

Inuyasha: *indignant* I did not…um…Kikyo did it!!

Kikyo: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO ROT IN HELL INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Myoga: actually Miroku got it right…*under breath* but I doubt Kikyo is straight anyway. *out loud* Anyhow our next mystery is…Who Groped…*pulls paper from envelope*…Miroku…? Oh well on with the show!!!

All: *stare at Inuyasha*

Inuyasha: I didn't do it that's disgusting I'm not Gay!!!! (a/n much)

All: *stare at Shippo cause he's next in line*

Shippo: I'm just a little kid; why would I grab his ass…er I mean butt; I mean I cant even reach it for one thing.

All: *stare at Kikyo*

Kikyo: You all are really getting on my nerves today!!!

All: *stare at Kagome*

Kagome: I agree with Kikyo for a change; you guys are getting on my nerves

All: *stare at Myoga*

Myoga: first off why would I grab his ass and second I'm the announcer I don't have time for these things.

All: *stare at Sango*

Sango: One, I didn't do it. Two, who cares he probably liked it anyway; and three…wait, if none of us did it and he's the only one left…then…MIROKU THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miroku: *cheesy smile*

Myoga: ok that's kind of disturbing. Well that's all the time we have for you today folks; I think I'm going to go home and take a shower.