InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ways to Kill Kikyo! ❯ The Wood Chipper! ( Chapter 12 )
I put Kikyo on a wood chipper!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.27.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 251 | Visits: 489 | Status: Work In Progress
Welcome back! I'm using kikyo killer's idea for this chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha!
The Wood Chipper!
Tache: Hi Kikyo! Are you ready for some fun? *smiles evilly*
Kikyo: Oh yes! I love fun!
Tache: *smiles evilly* Good now lie down on this log.
Kikyo: *lies down on log*
Tache: *ties Kikyo to log* *puts log on wood chipper* *turns machine on to slow* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kikyo: What's this? *feet start going though wood chipper* OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS HURTS!
Tache: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 hour later
Wood chipper: *is up to Kikyo's chest*
Kikyo: *crying in pain*
Tache: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30 minutes later
Wood chipper: *finishes Kikyo off*
Tache: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join me my fellow Kikyo haters!
Kikyo Haters: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end of this chapter! Ways to Kill Kikyo, TBC…
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