InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ways To Torture, Annoy And Generally Scare The Inuyasha Characters ❯ Fluffy-sama ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2 - Fluffy-sama

 

Shave his tail. Poodle style.

 

Remind him about every time he failed to beat his half-brother.

 

Steal his makeup and teddy bear. This always makes him cry.

 

Every 10 seconds repeat how wicked Inuyasha is.

 

Every 10 seconds repeat how wicked he is.

 

Tell him Jaken has a crush on him

 

Ride a bike or a scooter in front of him screaming “WOO! LOOK AT ME! TWO HANDS!”

 

Shave his head.

 

String prayer beads around HIS neck and tell HIM to sit.

 

Ask him why he keeps Rin around if he thinks all humans are worthless.

 

Tease him about acting like a father to Rin.

 

Die his clothes pink, if he catches you; stare at him without blinking for as long as you possibly can then start laughing hysterically.

 

Every time he says “I, Sesshomaru” slap him. Hard. Make sure he squeals like a girl.

 

Stare at him for about an hour, blinking only when nesscary, then at a verry inopportune time (i.e. fighting with Inuyasha) if he is a boy or a girl ar just a cross dresser.