InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ What's Sex? ❯ Just an innocent little question. ( Chapter 1 )

What's Sex?

By: grey tears

Disclaimer: Oh sure, torture the poor people all you like. But when I kidnap Sesshomaru, I will laugh at all of you.

Until then, I do not own anybody.

I myself belong to my master, Sesshomaru.

Under NO, circumstances what so ever is anyone to plagiarize "cough" my "cough" work. (Amen)

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Well, here is an interesting idea. And sadly, I am the guinea pig, typing this up. My cousin (say hi, Sunny!) is in love with cute little Shippo-chan (A/N: who isn't? XD) and she wrote this cute little story with him chasing butterflies. So basically, I just "cough" enhanced "cough" this story for her. Oh and this isn't for little children, as her story was. It's PG-13. I mean after all, who wants a story about butterflies only? Not when there are so MANY interesting things…(insert -_- yeah right.) Good? Will let the INSANITY begin.

Well, on with the story!

Enjoy.

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It was another ordinary and peaceful day for those in the feudal era. Well, maybe a little too ordinary for a typical gang. What do I mean, you ask?

Let's meet the Inuyasha gang!

The gang was on a nice relaxation from hunting jewel shards much to Inuyasha's dismay.

As added to another rotten factor, Kouga was on another one of his regular visits to his beloved 'ahem' "mate," Kagome. And of course Inuyasha wasn't exactly in a joyful mood.

Now let's get a close up. Shall we?

Kagome: Errr…Kouga….so..what brings you so far away from your pack? (insert major sweatdrop)

Inuyasha: (twitches ears to get better audio input) (A/N: AAAHH!! KAWAII!!! T.T I want to pet his ears!)

Kouga: (smirks as he realizes Inuyasha 'or dog crap' is listening)

Kagome: Uhh…Kouga-kun? Something wrong?

Kouga (hides his huge smirk) Kagome…what do you like most about a man? Say the sexiest thing he can do to a woman?

Kagome: (eyes huge) 'BLUSH' umm……(looks down to find the grass quite interesting)

Inuyasha: (twitch, twitch) N-NANI!??!?!!?!?

Kouga: You certainly couldn't love dog crap (A/N: MY dog crap!! XD) now?! I mean look at him. Who wears those pants?! (A/N: forgot what they're called. Gomen)

Inuyasha: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY PANTS!!!!

Kouga: Well, they just look like they don't have anything in them except for air!

Inuyasha and Kagome: O_O

Inuyasha: WHY YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!! (lunges at Kouga)

Kagome: Inuyasha. Osuwari.

Let's watch as Inuyasha meets his good old friend, Mr. Dirt.

(CRASH)

Kouga: Do you see what I mean? My dear Kagome let me take you away from this dog breath.

Kagome: (dumbfounded)

Kouga: (sees Inuyasha struggle to get up. Smirks and adds) Besides..I'm sure my legs are way sexier.

Kagome: O_o

Inuyasha: (Is immediately back up again. Can see the fires of hell burning in the background) What was that ya' damn wolf?!!?!

Kagome: (*sweatdrops*) When did he get up so quickly? Come on, will you two please stop fighting?

Kouga: Why of course Kagome! All you have to do is become my mate, and I will listen to your every whim.

Inuyasha: (twitches again) MUST..KILL…MUST…MASSACRE!!!!!

While the war raged on between Inuyasha and Kouga, Miroku was devising another one of his so-called plans. His hand inched near and near to Sango's behind.

Sango: I don't think those two will ever get along. Eh, Hoshi-sama?

Miroku: (Nods) Those two need a soft touch to reflect upon them.

Sango: (blink) Nani?

Miroku: (grins) I'm saying that they can both use Kagome's soft touch….such as mine's

Sango: Hoshi-sama, I still don't ge-EEEEEEEE HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!

The echo of a boomerang hitting a human skull sounded throughout the forest.

Miroku: It was worth the pain….

Shippo who had been busy playing with butterflies (Sunny: YEAH!! BUTTERFLIES!!) suddenly looked up with a confused look on his face.

Shippo: Hey you guys…

Everyone looks up at him.

Shippo: What's sex?

Everyone: O.o

Shippo looks around and sees the look on everyone's faces.

Shippo: What? All I asked was what is sex!!??

Miroku was the first to recover from the shock.

Miroku: Well Shippo, it's when a man wants to get a women an-

Sango: HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!

For a second time, an echo of a boomerang hitting against a human skull was heard.

Sango: (muttering) damn pervert.

Kouga: How about we show him, my dear sweet Kagome? After all, we need all the practice we can get. Don't you say Inuyasha?

Kagome: (*face flushes a VERY red color*) W-What!??

Inuyasha: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HER YA' BASTARD!!!!!

Inuyasha was just about to kick Kouga's ass for asking Kagome such a question. When Kagome…

Kagome: INUYASHA OSUWARI!!!!

And once again, Inuyasha is aquainted with his all too well known friends, Mr. Dirt and Mr. Hurt. (A/N: another one of little Sunny's ideas…-__-)

Shippo: HEY!

Everyone returned their attentions to the young kitsune.

Shippo: WHAT'S SEX????

Kouga: Oh yes, how could I have forgotten? Well, Kagome shall we?

Kagome: (BLUSH) uhhhh, I think I left something in Kaede's hut. (looks at the now struggling to get up Inuyasha) Inuyasha why don't you answer Shippo's question?

She runs off to Kaede's hut.

Inuyasha: HEY WAIT!!! (blush) how would I know about….(blush) (A/N: KAWAII!! XD)

Shippo: Inuyasha, will you tell me?

Inuyasha: O.O.

Shippo: I will call Kagome on you, if you don't tell me!!

Inuyasha: -_-; damn brat.

Inuyasha: (gulp) err…OKAY..WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW!!!

Kouga: Pathetic. Hey Mutt Face, you'll NEVER get a mate this way. (smirk)

Inuyasha: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Kouga: (smirking still) I bet you don't even know how to do it.

Inuyasha: (blush) w-what?!? (squeaky voice) yea, I do…

Kouga: Oh, really? Then how are pups made? (smirk) (A/N: lol. I can SO imagine the fangirls swooning right now.)

Inuyasha: Well….you…uhh..first…

Kouga: (smirk) you might as well admit it..before Kagome comes back…..or..shall I tell her myself?

Miroku: (innocent smile) (A/N: ;.; I love Miroku!) Why there is no need for that Kouga. I will do the honors myself. And as the way I see it, Kagome will need comforting over the night, so I shall be there with her. Same room, same bed, same…

Sound of two men beating the living stuffing out of a poor monk (A/N: T_T) is heard.

Sango: Why am I still here?

Author: O_O good point.

Kouga: Come on Inuyasha, just say it…(evil grin)

Inuyasha: why you little….ALL RIGHT!! I'M A DAMN VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY!???!??!?!?? (A/N: O_O whoa)

Kouga: (recording) yup, good to go.

Inuyasha: WTF!! GIVE ME THAT YOU BASTARD!!

Meanwhile through all of this, Shippo still awaits the answer.

He looks confused and pouts.

Shippo: JUST TELL ME!!!

Inuyasha: (suddenly realizes that Shippo is still there) well, uh, you see…the….um, uh…MIROKU GET YOUR SORRY ASS OVER HERE!!!

Miroku runs over to him.

Miroku: yes, Inuyasha?

Inuyasha picks up Shippo and hands him to Miroku.

Inuyasha: answer his question.

Kagome comes running back.

Miroku: (grins) 'oh I just love doing this' Well, Shippo, you have to have a woman and a man do a WONDERFUL form of pleasure called sex!

Everyone: (except Kouga and Miroku): (*BLUSH*)

Kouga: keh, how stupid.

Shippo looks confused. Then his face lights up.

Shippo: Oh! I get it, you have to find sex so that he can give you babies!!! Why didn't you say that earlier?

Everyone does an anime fall.

Kagome, Sango, Inuyasha: Yes, let's leave it at that!

Looking relieved they got off the subject.

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Owari.

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