InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Who's In My Bathroom? ❯ Bathroom Feind ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Er, I don't own Inuyasha or any characters from that show. ~noddynod~ I do own this keyboard though so I can and will it to amuse my evil humor! Muwahaha!

 

 

 

“Ugh, That math test was murder!” rubbing her neck unhappily Kagome Higurashi trudged home, dragging her feet. It had not been a very good day for Kagome. First the whole friends-setting-up-date-with-Hojo fiasco, then the surprise pop quiz, and now she had to go home, probably to face an annoying hanyou who would rant at her about being in her time so much, when she should be helping out to collect shards of the shikon no tama. “All I want to do right now is go home and take a bath, then a nap.” She shook her head, opening the door to her house. “Mommm! I'm home!”

 

“Hmm, where is everyone?” Kagome peered into the kitchen. There sitting on the table was a hastily scrawled note:

Kagome,

I've taken Sota to help me run a few errands.

Make sure you finish your homework and pack a bag up,

Because I'm sure Inuyasha will be coming to pick you up soon.

Be careful!

~Love Mom.

 

“Oh… say… where is Inuyasha anyways? I thought he'd be here already… well, whatever, this just gives me more time to nap.” Kagome grinned to herself, walking into the den to check on her grandfather.

“Oh hello Kagome!” Gramps said sitting up. “I'm just working on some holy spells, yes, the spells have been passed along from generation to generation in this family, and as a Higurashi you should learn them…Huh?” Looking up Gramps noticed that he was now speaking to empty air. “Hmmph kids these days!”

 

“Whew! That was close!” Kagome thought, slumping against the wall. “I don't think I would be able to stand another lecture right now…” She was stopped mid-thought by an odd noise coming from upstairs. “Heh? What was that?” Frowning Kagome started up the stairs, straining her less-then-effective human ears. THUMP! There it was again! “Ohmigosh! I think someone is up there!” Grabbing the nearest weapon she could, ((A broom. How terrifying.)) Kagome carefully snuck towards the source of the sound, which was coming from the bathroom. She heard the rustling and footsteps who of whoever was in the bathroom. Mentally she ticked off who it couldn't be. Mom or Sota, they had gone shopping, and it definitely could not be Gramps, unless he had inhuman speed and was able to pass her without her seeing him. The only other explanation she could think of was… THERE WAS A STRANGER IN HER BATHROOM!

 

“Ohmigod, ohmigod!” Kagome thought in a panic, doing a little nervous dance outside the bathroom door. “What should I do? What should I do…some nut is hiding in my bathroom, and he could be dangerous! Well one thing is for sure, I'm not letting him get away!” With that thought, Kagome threw open the door to her bathroom, broom out in front of her, ready to beat the living snot out of the freak in her bathroom.

 

 

“WHAT THE…?!?!”

 

This was worse then she imagined. There, crouched on the tile of the bathroom was Inuyasha, Sitting right in front of the toilet. He blinked and stared up at her, a surprised look on his face.

 

“S'about time you got back wench! I've been waiting for you forever!” Inuyasha scowled, wiping water from his chin.

 

He nodded back at the toilet. “That's an interesting well you got there, Kagome!”

 

 

END!

 

 

 

Yay O_o; That was fun. Is it just me or dosn't the thought of Inuyasha drinking from the toilet bowl send you into a giggle-fit? ~snort~ Well I don't care what YOU people think…. Well actually I do o_o; Urgh. Still I thought it was sorta funny