InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Why did the chicken cross the road - InuYasha Style! ❯ In retrospect... maybe sugar was a bad idea ( Chapter 1 )
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By: finite_incantem 
Chapter 1... and likely the only chapter of this
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 03.23.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 491 | Visits: 618 | Status: Completed
Chapter 1... and likely the only chapter of this
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 03.23.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 491 | Visits: 618 | Status: Completed
Why did the Chicken cross the road? (Inuyasha Style)
E-mail: I.am.miroku@Gmail.com
Disclaimer: I own nothing... 'cept a *deepbreath* Gayjealoussuicidalemocoffeeobsessedratcalled... Rodney and a young posh smexy emo named Ems! If you sue, all you'll get is custody of them.. and I'll guarantee you'll give them both back within a week.
This is what happens when I watch inuyasha at 3.20am after reading a book all about jokes >.< I need to give up the caffiene.
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Inuyasha: *pulls out Tessaiga* I shall defeat the chicken!
Chicken: *beats on Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *beaten* Ow... *sees the chicken walk towards kagome* DIE! *suddenly fights great and defeats the chicken*
^_^
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Kagome: *glares at the chicken* Asuwari!
Chicken: *puzzled look*
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Miroku: Is it a pretty chicken? Will it bear my children?
Sango: *fume* Houshi-sama!
Miroku: I want nothing to do with any chicken, I have my precious... uh... *checks scrap of paper* ...Sango!
Sango: *hits him with Hiraikotsu*
^_^
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Naruku: I shall control the chicken and make it betray its friends! *makes the chicken grow huge and tentacled*
Chicken: ROAR!
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Kohaku: I... don't remember.... any chicken... *twitch* I LOVE YOU CHICKEN!
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Shippou: I shall defeat the evil chicken! *gets trod on by the chicken*
Chicken: Cluck cluck
Shippou: *turns into a pink chicken*
^_^
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Kouga: I shall take the chicken as my mate, and treasure every egg as a symbol of its devotion!
^_^
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Kagura: I cannot betray the chicken, it has my heart. *stalks sesshoumaru*
Kanna: *stare*
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Sesshoumaru: Die *kills chicken*
Jaken: Oh Sesshoumaru-sama! *fawns* you're so great!
Sesshoumaru: *walks off*
Rin: *steps on Jakens head* Wait for me sesshoumaru-samaaaa
^_^
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Jakotsu: Oh such a pretty chicken... I shall cut its beak off because I love it so much!
^_^
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Hojo: Ahh chicken, you look unwell, I have brought you this basket of medicines so you'll love me. *starry eyes*
^_^
And now I've been sufficiently random... I shall now sleep *falls*
E-mail: I.am.miroku@Gmail.com
Disclaimer: I own nothing... 'cept a *deepbreath* Gayjealoussuicidalemocoffeeobsessedratcalled... Rodney and a young posh smexy emo named Ems! If you sue, all you'll get is custody of them.. and I'll guarantee you'll give them both back within a week.
This is what happens when I watch inuyasha at 3.20am after reading a book all about jokes >.< I need to give up the caffiene.
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Inuyasha: *pulls out Tessaiga* I shall defeat the chicken!
Chicken: *beats on Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *beaten* Ow... *sees the chicken walk towards kagome* DIE! *suddenly fights great and defeats the chicken*
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Kagome: *glares at the chicken* Asuwari!
Chicken: *puzzled look*
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Miroku: Is it a pretty chicken? Will it bear my children?
Sango: *fume* Houshi-sama!
Miroku: I want nothing to do with any chicken, I have my precious... uh... *checks scrap of paper* ...Sango!
Sango: *hits him with Hiraikotsu*
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Naruku: I shall control the chicken and make it betray its friends! *makes the chicken grow huge and tentacled*
Chicken: ROAR!
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Kohaku: I... don't remember.... any chicken... *twitch* I LOVE YOU CHICKEN!
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Shippou: I shall defeat the evil chicken! *gets trod on by the chicken*
Chicken: Cluck cluck
Shippou: *turns into a pink chicken*
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Kouga: I shall take the chicken as my mate, and treasure every egg as a symbol of its devotion!
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Kagura: I cannot betray the chicken, it has my heart. *stalks sesshoumaru*
Kanna: *stare*
^_^
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Sesshoumaru: Die *kills chicken*
Jaken: Oh Sesshoumaru-sama! *fawns* you're so great!
Sesshoumaru: *walks off*
Rin: *steps on Jakens head* Wait for me sesshoumaru-samaaaa
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Jakotsu: Oh such a pretty chicken... I shall cut its beak off because I love it so much!
^_^
Voiceover: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Hojo: Ahh chicken, you look unwell, I have brought you this basket of medicines so you'll love me. *starry eyes*
^_^
And now I've been sufficiently random... I shall now sleep *falls*