InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ You Did What and to Who?! ❯ Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters Rumiko Takahashi does.

 

 

You Did What and to Who?!

 

 

To say the group was shocked was an understatement. They were totally dumbstruck. They continued to stare at the already unnerved monk as he twiddled his thumbs in nervousness.

 

“Wait, so you mean to tell me that you accidentally kissed him and he didn't kill you, right?” Inuyasha asked still in a state of shock.

 

“For the hundredth time, Yes!” Miroku exclaimed.

 

“How may I ask did he not sense you?” Sango asked quietly.

 

“I don't know! It must have been something that dulls demon senses,” Miroku replied.

 

Everyone turned to Sango since she happened to be the expert on demons. She was a demon exterminator after all and she did use certain powders to help dull a demon's senses.

 

“What?! I didn't, I mean, what are you saying? I never use that stuff if I don't have to” Sango exclaimed.

 

What Miroku was insinuating was that Sango unknowingly used her special demon powder that causes a demon's senses to dull. And by dull it means no taste or smell.

 

Everyone was voicing their suspicions on who could have gotten into the powder and used it. No one seemed to notice the kit. No one noticed him crawling deeper into Kagome's sleeping bag trying to hide.

 

`Heh, I'm not going to say anything just pretend to sleep and no one will notice,” Shippou thought to himself.

 

“So, Miroku, just how did you manage to “accidentally” kiss him without being beheaded?” Kagome asked smirking.

 

He just couldn't get them to stop asking that question. He tried to avert their attention to something else but it was not working! Sighing he looked down to his hands and decided to re-tell his accidental kiss with him.

 

Previous Night:

 

Miroku had decided to take a midnight stroll trying to clear his head. He had just woken up next to his beloved, next to his Sango. He tried to lie there and watch as she slept but his hand, his cursed hand had other plans. It slowly moved up and to her delicious backside.

 

Sango had awoken once she felt the perverted monk groping her once again. He never seemed to learn. She reacted the way she always did…she slapped him and she slapped him hard.

 

So now Miroku was walking through the woods just thinking. He didn't realize where he was heading but he soon found himself in a small clearing. It was so dark he could barely see his hand in front of his face let alone the other worldly being closing in on him.

 

`What is the reason for the kit to play with the slayer's demon powder that causes a lowly demon's sense to become dull? And how is it that this Sesshoumaru was affected by it!' he thought angrily.

 

Earlier he just happened to be walk right into the kit's play area and found, well rather smelled not only the kit but that powder the slayer used to dull demon senses. The whole clearing seemed to be covered in grayish powder. It was even in the trees.

 

Glancing up to some movement in the trees Sesshoumaru watched as a squirrel happened to land on a branch that was covered in the grayish power. When the squirrel leaped from said branch it caused the powder to rain down onto his person. He ended up breathing deeply drawing the powder in which caused him to sneeze.

 

So as his luck would have it his sense of smell was shot. He could not use his special ability that made him who he was. The Great Lord Sesshoumaru could not smell anything around him nor see clearly!

 

Glancing up Miroku saw an outline of someone. Who that someone was he didn't know nor did he want to. Well, if it was a beautiful girl or demoness then yeah he wouldn't mind getting to know them.

 

So he slowly made his way the unsuspecting individual.

 

The unknown person slowly turned towards the monk and soon found himself within said monk's arms.

 

Miroku just had to grab a hold of this demoness. He just had to wrap his arms around this tall, powerful, not to mention muscular demoness.

 

Miroku had found himself hypnotized and soon pulled the demoness down to him and kissed her lovely soft lips. Not stopping there he just had to feel her backside. He just had to feel her amazingly toned backside!

 

“Who are you? Why have you assaulted this Sesshoumaru!” the demoness roared.

 

`Wait what? Sesshoumaru, as in Lord of the Western Lands? Sesshoumaru, The Killing Perfection? Sesshoumaru, who will most definitely kill me if he finds out I was the one who kissed and groped him? Oh Kami is it that Sesshoumaru?' Miroku thought.

 

He immediately released him and without at second thought turned and fled.

 

One thought that seemed to echo within Miroku's mind was `Why didn't he sense me?'

 

Once he finished re-telling his unbelievable tale Miroku looked from person to the next and noticed each and every one of them trying to hold in their laughter.

 

It didn't last long.

 

All four of them, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango and Shippou were laughing. They were so busy laughing no one noticed Sesshoumaru enter their small campsite.

 

`So the offender last night happened to be the monk.'

 

“Oh great Buddha and the Kami's please protect me,” Miroku gasped.

 

After everyone heard Miroku gasp they stopped laughing and turned to none other than Sesshoumaru.

 

“You better not try anything prick!” Inuyasha yelled leaping to his feet.

 

“I will only say this one time so listen. You will never re-tell what you witnessed from the monk. If you do then I will not hesitate to be-head the offender. Kit, next time you decide to play in the slayers things make sure to cover your scent.”

 

And after Sesshoumaru made this statement he turned around and left the clearing without a backwards glance.

 

Shippou stared in horror at being found out and waited with baited breath for the pummeling of his life from Miroku and the long lecture from Kagome. Neither came.

 

Seeing his chance Shippou ran behind Inuyasha. There was no way he'd hand him over to Miroku or Kagome. He enjoyed hearing Miroku's confession and frankly seemed to enjoy Sesshoumaru uncomfortable. Nope, Inuyasha would most definitely protect young Shippou. At least that is what he thought.

 

“So I guess you won't be going on anymore midnight strolls now will you?” Kagome teased.

 

“No. I will not.” Miroku managed to say before he fainted.

 

 

 

 

A/N: Hello all, I hope you enjoyed this. Sorry if it sucks, but hey I tried *shrugs*. So if you can, please review and tell me what you liked or disliked about it.

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