Invader Zim Fan Fiction ❯ Invader Invasion ❯ New House, New Neighbor? ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or ZIM!! or Dib.. But I do own Milly!

Beta’d by: ___________ (PM me if you want to Beta read this series, I’m sorry I don’t have time to search for Beta reader on the site)

A/N: Just a little so you guys know I still don’t know how to use every function of the site so yeah also it would be hard to find a beta reader for every story if I get a beta reader it would have to be someone who actually likes to read what I write and doesn’t make them uncomfortable. Btw this series is meant to be intense, but lighter in heart, than my other series and I am taking a few liberties here and changing how Zim reacts to water from the human body or even *coughcough* water based fluids. Just so it doesn’t sound like he is in extreme pain as he normally would be and who knows maybe he will find a way to make himself immune to water altogether. And I don’t mean paste bath’s everyday… it does not get into the sensitive inner places I am sure.

Let me know what you guys think. This is going to be M/M not M/F or even m/m/f or m/f/m nothing like that, No SAMMICHES!! Ugh I’m hungry but I not allowed to Eat Waaaaaaaaaaaah I hope I fini this chappie tonight teehee before surgery! This chappie gunna be pretty short as it introduces you guys to the basic charries and main charries as well as my O/C yes I said O/C and No O/C is not the subject of this story just a fun lil bonus for the lols.

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Invader Invasion

New House, New Neighbor?

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A new house appeared in town today, but it didn’t seem all that special to the naked eye. Dib however was quick to note this new house and it’s strange inhabitant but it was different from Zim, it was a girl. Dib glared at the new house on his block and the little girl who seemed to be moving into it, he had heard a loud crash and had decided to investigate but he had missed most of the very obvious alien action. After all houses don’t just appear overnight, Dib was much older now and a teacher no less. Since they added new chemistry classes to high schools around the world. He hadn’t wanted this job but it kept him close to Zim who was also teaching there for some nefarious reason or other. Who else but him would protect the Human Race from that evil Irken scum?

The young girl looked around as though searching for anyone who may have seen the scene then clutched her toy bear close to her. It’s eyes flashed red briefly as though it were scanning the area.

“Good bearly scan the whole place,” the girl said cheerfully. “Don’t want to miss an inch!” the girl’s smile was sickeningly sweet. Her gaze changed to an evil grin and slitted eyes looking more now like a demon serpent that a little girl as she spoke next, “Need all that information to find our nemesis.” She suddenly burst into bouts of evil laughter, her forked tongue in plain view, before returning to the sweet looking little girl. “I am so excited to go to skool tomorrow bearly! I’m gunna make new friends.”

Dib stared out of his window in horror, as he watch the little girl retreat into the new house on his block. This had to be one of Zim’s evil plans, right? It had to.. but how?

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The blare of the alarm sent Dib flying off his bed is surprise, it was not his normal alarm. Dib groaned as he watched GIR racing around his room screaming at the top it’s speaker capacity. “BIG-HEAD BOY’S AWAKE!!! YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”

“GIR!” Dib growled. It had become the insane robot’s hobby to wake him at least once a month.

“OOOOoooo you got a neeee-ooo neighbor!” GIR said peering out his window now. Dib did a double take as he tried to figure out how the robot got from the door to his room all the way to his window so fast.

“Just when I think I can’t be surprised anymore,” Dib groaned getting ready for work. The male quickly threw on his long trench coat and put it over the white lab coat he was supposed to wear in class. The rule had been made mandatory but Dib still wore his black trench coat over it regardless. He wasn’t about to change his whole style just because the school didn’t like his coat.

“Who is the new kid?” GIR asked now bouncing on his head on Dibs bed.

“No idea,” Dib replied, not even sparing the crazy robot another look as he exited the bedroom and grabbed his keys from the dining table as he made his way to the front door. He placed his hand up to catch the toast from the automated toast launcher he had built in high school to make his life slightly easier in the mornings. The machine itself was quite complicated and occasionally needed repairs. It was designed to load open loaves of bread the system would twist and untwist the plastic on a set time everyday. It would take two slices from the loaf and deposit it into an attached toaster when finished it launches out the toaster to be caught and slathered in butter before being placed in the launcher. The launcher’s timer was then activated by the motion sensor that would delay the launcher long enough for Dib to reach the red line that was approximately two feet past the kitchen door.

He had caught the toast so many times by now that he could literally catch both with just one hand now. He bit into the first one and savored it’s perfect taste as he exited the front door on his way to his car. Dib took a wary look at the new house on his block before he climbed in, he thought he saw a curtain move but dismissed it as he drove off to skool for yet another day of watching Zim.

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End A/N: Told ya short chappie and just a chappie to give ya taste of what I want this series to sound like and don’t worry you will get some nice lemons eventually. <3 This series is inspired by another series I read on Fanfiction I don’t remember the name now it has been five years since I read it but the series had been so hot I couldn’t get it out of my mind and they way they made it sound it was so blush-worthy.

I want this to be more intense I guess when it gets intense I’m not good with M/F if you guys haven’t noticed and honestly it’s because I don’t really get much out of smexy time I mean yeah I feel sated but I don’t get that mind-blowing hot sweaty sweet bliss that is described in some romance novels so all I can do is really guess Sorry random fact hehe. I dunno if I am gunna have a lot of time to work on this series as I have so many to work on at this time to include Invader to Queen that I need to fini.. Oh well guess I will have to see how many folks actually read this.