Invader Zim Fan Fiction ❯ Invader to Queen ❯ Identity Crisis ( Chapter 1 )

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Invader Zim

Identity Crisis

Zim groaned it was the wee hours of the morning but he was awake with a splitting headache, this could only be due to the loss of their great mother, the Irken Queen, already he was feeling the loss settle but there was more. His head grew to pounding and his antennae ached as they grew, he felt taller than his Almighty Tallest. He finally stilled when all the collective thoughts of all invaders, drones and even some that sounded like the Tallest began to run amuck in his head. He peered around the house which had been greatly upgraded to now hold a living room kitchen and a separate room for the bathroom.

He also had a second story that held two bedrooms, one for his robo-parents and one for him, not that he ever slept in that room it was simply for show when he was home. His laboratory was also bigger and housed more pods and devices with which to study the humans and their pathetic little worm babies. He had upgraded and worked out many of the bugs and kinks in his computer but had let GIR keep his disadvantages because the insane robot had begged not to be changed. He also couldn't help but remember when he had upgraded GIR only to have the robot turn on him.

"Silence," he yelled to the nameless voices then he noted that his own voice was changed to a slightly softer and more melodic sound. No, it couldn't be, he could not be what he thought he was. He shook it off and prepared himself for another day working at the office beside his enemy yet beneath his enemies own father. He was a laboratory technician and Dib was a scientist alongside his father. Zim had only taken the job to ensure the downfall of the humans to the incoming Armada. His plans still had not been as successful as he hoped but he felt he was now closer than ever before to accomplishing his mission. He grinned, for today he was an adolescent by his races terms and soon he would be fully mature and ready to take up a place at his tallest' side.

Zim left early in a new disguise and knew that today would be the fall of the humans. His disguise incorporated his now tall height while still hiding his unusual red eyes and his antennae even better than before. He had also applied some cosmetics he had altered with Irken technology to lessen the green hue of his "skin condition." The cosmetics made it easier to pass off as a human despite no one truly paying attention, except one, Dib.

The parking lot was dark and mostly empty when he arrived early as usual, what he wasn't expecting were his least favorite people. The true believers that Dib had convinced that Zim was indeed an alien. His distraction allowed, two pairs of arms to wrap around his upper body pinning him to the broad chest of Chad their strongest follower. Two others appeared from the gloom, grinning at the success of their latest attempt to capture the Irken. Zim chided himself for being distracted they knew about his defenses long ago when he was forced to use his life support and defense mechanism to escape them. Chad was doing an excellent job pinning the PAK shut. A chuckle preceded Dib as he too stepped from the shadows. Chad turned Zim so his back was to Dib but before he could use the mechanism something clanged against it tight and pinning his arms tight to his side with a mechanical vice grip.

"So you perfected it, after all, Dib," Zim gasped finally able to breath better now that he wasn't being squished. "What did you call this device again?"

"It doesn't matter what it's called Zim, your mine now, take him to my lab," Dib ordered. Chad tossed Zim over his shoulder, the wig fell free and landed near his automobile, and Chad marched off just as he was ordered.

Dib watched his enemy squirm noticing the increased height and slight change in the voice. It made him wonder if it was normal for that to occur in Irken's. He smiled soon he would know all about this invader and the forces that were supposedly coming to earth. He grinned unable to contain his glee as he followed Chad to the elevator that would take them to his secret laboratory. Zim wouldn't know what hit him.

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Dib motioned for the others to leave once Zim had been properly restrained. He closed in on the helpless Irken only to pause at an indescribable scent, it was different then any other scent he had ever come across.

"What do you plan to do to me, Dib?" Zim asked worried about the strange look he was now receiving from his enemy. Dib moved forward sniffing lightly trying find the source of it. It seemed to be coming from the antennae but he wasn't certain until he touched them. They were slick with some kind of odd secretion, he quickly began to vial the substance for later testing. "What are you doing? Keep your filthy, stinking hands off me, you disgusting earth pig." Dib ignored the insult, he was quite used to the Irken's constant insults which were often directed at him. Dib placed a drop of the sample on a glass slide and put it beneath his enhanced microscope to view the cell structure.

Zim frowned, he had definitely gotten himself trapped now and with the mission in such jeopardy there was no telling what the Tallest would do to him should they ever discover this. He gasped aloud fear coating his being with cold dread, they would send him back to Foodtopia for sure this time. He didn't want to ever go back to being a slave to that Snack Planet, yeck! Zim glowered at his own stupidity, if he hadn't changed this morning and if their queen hadn't have died, then he wouldn't be stuck in a lab being tested.

Dib stared disbelievingly at the cell structure it was evolving and changing as he watched as if his cells had somehow altered it. He quickly walked back to his test subject with a needle in hand and drew blood samples. With many bites and scratches, he also managed to get a saliva sample, a claw clipping and a skin sample for testing as well. He wanted to learn everything about his enemy for the sake of the human races survival, he had to. He left the Irken be on the slab even though he knew the Irken would try something so he stayed and kept an eye on his enemy while he studied the samples for similar cell structure. He noted the pheromones in the saliva were similar yet different then the pheromones in the slick sample from the antennae. He also identified the substance to resemble sap only missing the key ingredient to make it sticky when dry. It left a similar residue to that of saliva or, Dib shuddered as he realized the substance that was coating the antennae was similar to a feminine secretion that is given off when a female is in heat.

He wondered at the purpose of it so he did a few more tests to find it contained similar substances as a potent aphrodisiac. Dib stalked close to the helpless alien lifting one antennae and noticed the scent had changed to something much more erotic, his member hardened in response to it.

"An adaptation maybe?" Dib wondered aloud. "Do all aliens exhibit these adaptation's when no males of their species are present, like frogs?" His member was painfully wedged into his restraining undergarments. He adjusted himself before he jotted down some notes. "Tell me Alien who are your leaders? How were you born?"

"You already know my leaders are the Tallest," Zim hissed out. He was starting to see a semblance of attractiveness in his enemy and he didn't like it. He felt almost like he would take anything that was male at this time which scared him immensely. "As for how I was hatched that you will never know!"

"Hatched? Of course, now I see why you thought Humans were hatched, you never knew the difference," Dib said finally piecing it all together. Zim mentally smacked himself, he had completely forgotten the biology lessons from that stinking human skool house. He struggled unwilling to be kept any longer. "Computer remove his contacts, I want to see his eyes." The mechanical device that had clearly been based off of Irken technology held Zim's head still and fully opened his lids. It then carefully removed the contacts he wore to appear perfectly normal, albeit with a skin condition that clearly wasn't normal, in human society.

"Errgh, your technology is still primitive you disgusting earth monkey," Zim threw at him. Dib glared and stalked forward grabbing a pair of scissors on the way. "No, what are you doing? Stay away!" Dib grabbed at the clothing and began to cut it off in strips, nicking the Irken sometimes with the point. There were still tatters here and there but after he was finished the Irken's alien body was nearly completely exposed to his view. He stilled noting there was no male organ but two pinched holes only an inch apart from each other.

"You're a female?" Dib asked.

"No, I'm an invader, there are no females," Zim shouted. Of course he was lying there was one fertile female born to every queen, but his enemy didn't need to know that. There were also a number of fertile males until one mated with the next queen then all males would lose their fertility once they failed to physically bond with the queen within a year.

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Meanwhile on the Massive, the Tallest had begun to check off the last batch of the males for the day, noting which were fertile and which weren't. Now if only they could find the queen in time to mate the new queen to one of the fertile males. The Tallest had been making calls to every invader and tallest of their species to try to locate the new queen, the only one they hadn't tried was the one Invader they had exiled, they were sure that Zim was not their queen. However they were running out of options and when they got down to the bottom of the list where Zim was they grumbled before trying to reach the loathsome invader. Their call failed and knew that could only mean one thing, Zim was captured.

"If Zim is captured you know what that means right?" Almighty Tallest Red asked.

"No more snacks?" inquired Almighty Tallest Purple, with a sad glaze to his eyes.

Almighty Tallest Red placed a hand to his face, "No, if Zim is the new queen and captured, it could mean the End of the Irken Empire."

"Oh no! No more snacks," Tallest Purple exclaimed.

"Yes, no more snacks," Tallest Red replied rolling his eyes. "Set a course for earth, the Massive is on another conquest." The Almighty Tallest laughed together at that, they would definitely make the stupid humans pay if Zim really is the new queen and has been harmed in any way. The Massive swung around and took up a new course that would lead them to earth.

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Zim squirmed unable to get free of the bindings that were holding him to the cold slab below him. The hungry look on Dib's face made him wish he could escape now rather than later, he hated being stared at like an earthen delicacy yeck! Zim spat at Dib but it only hit the glasses and ticked the human male off. Stalking forward, Dib grabbed Zim roughly raising the Irken's knees up as they had been left unrestrained and pushed them towards the aliens chest.

"Let's conduct a little experiment shall we?" Dib said menacingly. "If I don't impregnate you, then you are not a female, but if I do then you are." Dib freed his member and pressed into the first opening.

~TOO GRAPHIC IN NATURE~

He felt Zim's forehead noting the feverish feel that had not been there before. He gasped immediately drawing samples to examine while the Irken was out, his breathing was raspy as though struck by an illness. Dib couldn't afford for the invader to die now, he still had to learn the alien's secrets, and when the Irken empire would arrive. He grumbled looking over the samples and having his computer upload all data it and he could find but all he could see were that the cells were rapidly changing at a rate even humans were never capable of adapting at. Dib ran for the other room and collected wash clothes and a tub of water, then grumbled when he remembered the amount of pain the Irken underwent when exposed to rain water. He chided himself before finding a plastic bag and filling it with the cool damp washcloth then placing it to the Irken's head. Then backed away as the Alien opened his strange red eyes.

Zim woke hazily to the cool plastic that lay against his forehead, he groaned feeling terrible after that violation of his being. He had never before had more then one place in which to be penetrated. He had only discovered he had one sometime after he had hatched but never had he felt like that in a foreign area that shouldn't even exist. He wanted to curl up and die from the agony and shame he had to endure. His helplessness was a hindrance to the mission, a mission he had hoped in. He knew in that moment his tallest would never come to his aide and he would never be rescued from this nightmare. Suddenly his antennae waved about and thoughts invaded his head once more only these sounded like his Tallest, but that was impossible. Only the queen could hear all Irken thoughts, then realization dawned on him. He was the new queen!

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Tallest Red groaned as did Tallest Purple their heads were aching from the agony their queen must have endured, only the Tallest could feel their queen's pain and even then only through a headache of one kind or another. Their queen was in danger and they were more than a month out from earth even if they traveled at the highest light speed possible they would never make it in time. Tallest Red wished desperately that their queen could hold on just a little bit longer, he also resented his idea to place the Massive as far away from Zim as they could possibly go.

"We must hurry, our queen is being subjected to some kind of torture," Tallest Purple screamed, his panic sent the other Irken to work faster and placed the Massive into hyper drive. Tallest Red sat in shock of the implication, Zim was captured and they were feeling the back lash of whatever the humans were doing to him. Even in hyper Drive they would still not reach Earth in time, their fuel would run out and they would have to stop at the hyper drive checkpoints to refuel, and even that would take time.

"Hyper Drive will not bring us there faster we still have to stop at nearly every check point, so have crews prepared to refuel as quickly as possible when we arrive at them and we cannot leave these points until all of the fuel tanks are full," Tallest Red chided them all as many ran about. This caused some of them to calm and think about the Massive's needs then crews were set and order was restored.

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Dib watched Zim as he shivered still remembering the agony of their first time. He frowned remembering his merciless actions and the actions that had transpired to cause him to react in such a gruesome way. Dib hadn't expected to lose his normally collected mind like that but something about the Irken's scent had set his unusual reaction off. He went back to looking through the data he had collected so far noting the traces of changes that appeared to be building an immunity to the chemicals in the water or was it the water itself? He puzzled it a while longer then peered back at the subject who lay on the cold slab moaning weakly. Dib sighed unsure of what to do now that his enemy was captured in his base. He only hoped that the robot that Zim had would not get suspicious enough to look for his master. GIR was another problem that he didn't need to deal with right away.

So many questions rolled through his head but one in particular stuck. What had happened to Zim? He had never once been tempted by the Irken before, so some scientific reason had to explain his strange reaction to the alien. Dib Membrane was completely stumped by this change in biology, he couldn't physically explain it. So different was the alien DNA than anything he had seen, it was impossible to tell if such a creature could even survive. He knew the Irken was at least fifty years old as well according to Tak but how much older could the Irken be by that standard? Dib recounted his failed attempts to expose the alien for what he was and was thwarted before he could stop the Irken from forcing a growth spurt that made him almost as tall as himself. The Irken was still at least a foot shorter than he was.

Zim began to meep softly to himself his eyes misting with Irken goo clouding his vision. Irkens did not leak like the humans therefore he had no reason to blink back any wetness for there would be none. He kept his face and eyes away from the human torturer, unwilling to show his moment of temporary weakness to his enemy. He knew that the Dib-human would not leave him be for long.

Dib knew that getting too close was a mistake but he couldn't help it. It was all for the name of science and the sake of all the human race, he would be the one to save the world and then they all would see.

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*Intercept's* My Friend made me put that in she reminded me that of the episode where Zim had reacted badly to water from the rain. I read it was actually pollutants in the water but if you guys think about it even humans drink chemical filled water. So please try to understand that I kept this fact in mind that Humans being 80% water and whether it is purified there are still chemicals that Irkens could be sensitive too. Have no fear though Zim will be saved and will even hatch an evil plan, Chapter three is when Zim comes to terms with being Queen and will be referred to as she, her and Queen from then on out.