Invader Zim Fan Fiction ❯ Smip and Kwe's story ❯ Chapter 7

Kwe gives a little nod and follows Dib into the lab. "Err.. I do have one other sex question... It's about humans though," he asks quietly as they walk.

Dib looks up while he's walking into the lab to the disguise machine, taken only slightly off guard by Kwe's continued curiosity. He nods his head for Kwe to continue.

"It's normal for humans to have testicles on the outside, right?"

After Kwe had seen Smip's, he was in a bit of a shock and honestly concerned that his partner might have something wrong with him; like a genetic defect from the cross species breeding. A bit of worry shows in his purple eyes while he follows the human.

Dib listens calmly and nods. "Yes. That's right. Unlike Irkens, humans have them outside their bodies."

"Thank Irk! I thought something was horribly wrong with Smip." The alien teen's body relaxes as if a weight had been lifted off his shoulders while he walks up to the machine and examines it briefly. "So.. He's using the lowest priority disguise level.. That explains a lot," he mumbles and hits a few buttons before stepping in, letting it fit him with a normal disguise that is similar to his last.

Dib smiles with slight embarrassment and blushes lightly, having to be reminded once more that his son was growing up so fast. He panics though when he sees Kwe adjusting the settings and quickly goes about switching them back just before the machine starts, calling inside, "No, that would be the pain level you were just looking at. I helped fix getting the disguises right, but we couldn't get it to not be a bit painful." He winces some as the device starts. It's nothing overly horrible, but it still has a bit of a sting to it.

"Painful? What? It's never been-- AHH!" Kwe screams as it starts, unused to such a rough treatment in such a simple procedure.

When the doors open, smoke filters out behind the teen as he takes a few wobbling steps out. He's dressed in what Kwe would consider to only be a 'half disguise' as he resembles a slightly taller Zim. The only difference was the hair had more of a black, emo cut to it.

Dib gives a lopsided grin as he watches the other step out. "You okay?.. Good. Next time, I would suggest that you listen to me if I'm in the lab with you. How do you think Zim's things were upgraded to where they are?" He turns Kwe around, giving him a gentle nudge back inside. "Now, let me adjust this. It shouldn't hurt as bad this time since I'll have it set before it starts. I've done it myself before and it's just a little tingly feeling." Going through a list, he selects one that looks rather close to what Kwe had originally wanted. It only adjusts his looks, not his clothes though since the clothes are fine to pass as normal.

"I may require some footwear," Kwe suggests as the device starts once more.

This time, indeed, it wasn't as bad. In fact, it seemed to tingle in just the right areas to make the boy blush.

Kwe can't help but think, 'I really hope he didn't do that on purpose...' as the door opens and a very attractive young, human male walks out, looking good enough to make any other human drool with delight as he struts out confident as ever.

His blush fades as he goes to inspect himself in the mirror. "Yes. Much better. Thank you, Dib."

Dib proudly admires his work, maybe a bit too much as he has to draw his eyes away from where they had landed on Kwe's ass. He clears his throat, fiddling with the machine to shut it back down.

"You're welcome, Kwe. Smip should have some shoes that you can borrow since he'll be closer to your size. If not, I'll lend you some money to go pick up some."

"That is quite okay. I'm sure my Irken feet will be more than a match for Earth soil either way," he proclaims pridefully. Looking over at Dib, he has to blink some, wondering if he was just imaging or if he had just caught the human checking him out. "Anyway, thanks again... I'm glad to call you my first human friend, Dib.. I should be off to find Smip. Thank you."

And with that, Kwe proudly struts his heart shaped butt out of the room, not realizing he was doing so and also putting a lot of shake in his stride as he did so.

Dib can't help his stare at all, as his blush grows a little darker. Yup, there's really no wonder why Smip is so taken with this teen. He rubs his slightly sweaty hands upon his pants and looks around before going off to look for Zim to maybe relieve some 'tension'.

Smip, meanwhile, is drying off after his shower, making sure to get all the water out of his hair before he sees Kwe again so he doesn't accidentally burn him. The door to his bathroom is open as he stands with his towel wrapped around his waist loosely, the top of his butt crack peeking out.

Kwe walks by the door, having returned to the bedroom, and quickly pokes his head into the room from the other side of the doorframe. A wicked grin comes to his face as he sees Smip toweling of and couldn't help but blush deeply and let himself go hard. He feels almost queasy as his body begs for semen to impregnate him.

"Doesn't it burn you at all?" Kwe suddenly asks, a quick and clever pun coming to his mind.

Smip jumps only slightly, not expecting Kwe to be right there, but turns as he begins brushing his almost dried hair. The front of his towel flips as he moves, giving a very quick sliver of a glimpse of his goods.

"Oh, no. It's part of my human DNA, so water doesn't burn me like it does other Irkens. Comes in handy sometimes."

"No no, not the water. Just you being so hot." Kwe winks, his 'superior' Irken charisma skills showing as he leans against the doorframe watching.

Smip rolls his eyes playfully, but chuckles, going back to combing his hair out. "Wow.. I though, ya know, I'd be the one to throw out the cheesy pickup lines." He grins again to the other and struts by Kwe, shooting a flirty look before pulling off his towel and walking nude to his dresser to fish out some clean clothes. He even does a playful little strip tease dance while he puts his clothes on.

Kwe's uke side shows as he blushes deeply and shyly tries to look away. "Oh, umm.. I've never had a.. boy.. friend.. Are you supposed to be the one to say pick up lines?.. But.. it wasn't that bad.. right?" He keeps his hands behind his back, squeedilyspooch feeling odd yet again.

Smip adjusts his shirt and feels a little blush as well, but comes over to Kwe, wrapping his arms around him and resting his forehead against Kwe's. "I'm just teasing, you're doing fine." He looks a little unsure for a second before coming forward to kiss Kwe gently. It feels strange, but in a good way, to think of having a boyfriend. He finds Kwe's hand, giving it a squeeze. "I've never had a boyfriend before either.. But I don't think I'll have any others now." Smip smiles gently hoping that Kwe will understand his subtle pledge of commitment to him.

Kwe melts in Smip's arms as he leans into the wonderful kiss. After a moment, he squeezes his love's hand right back and softly whispers, ".. Me either...."

Smip pulls away gently, still holding Kwe's hand. "Okay, let's get out of here and see where the road takes us." He feels his squeedilyspooch flip with anticipation as the thought of buying some condoms crosses the back of his mind again. He grabs his wallet and keys, slipping them into his pocket before pulling Kwe out of his room, calling out a, "Bye guys! We're leaving!" to his parents wherever they were in the house.

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Walking around the town was interesting for Kwe, to say the least. "Hrm.. Earth is.. big," he comments, more to himself as they keep going down the street, taking in everything on the way. "So.. what do you wanna do then?"

Smip walks beside the young Irken, holding his hand and letting them swing gently between them. He ignores any looks they may get, too focused on the one next to him and mind distracted by other, less innocent thoughts. Squeezing Kwe's hand firmly, he blushes and looks away some with a slight cough. It was clear what he was thinking about at least.

Kwe grinned slightly before.. SMACK!

An ice cream collided with the back of Smip's' head. A rather large and fat school bully laughs behind them.

"HAHA! I knew Smip was gay! Gay Smip! Gay Smip!" he taunts while pointing and clutching his bulbous stomach.

The Irken blinks at this and scowls, whispering to Smip, "What is gay and should I destroy him?"

Smip jumps, the coldness starling him and he makes a face while he feels the mess in his hair. So much for his shower. He looks at the bully with a glare that is definitely from Zim's genes.

Keeping his eyes narrowed to the stocky human, he whispers back to Kwe, "'Gay' is when two people of the same gender are in a relationship and, no, you don't have to destroy him. I got this." He drops Kwe's hand and steps up to the bully, even though he's shorter. "Well, at least I'm skinny enough to see my own dick so I can get some ass instead of my own hand. When's the last time you got laid and you were actually with another person?"

"At least I don't take it in the ass, pussy boy Smip!" the fat teen cleverly retorts with his outstanding wit. He cracks his knuckles in warning.

Smip still stands unafraid as the ice cream cone still sticking off the side of his head like an absurd hat. "Oh, don't sell yourself short, Krunk. I'm sure if you keep your standards high, you'll be someone's butt buddy in no time."

The bully gives a guttural roar of anger and charges. Human opponents and basic hand-to-hand combat is what Smip has learned well, so this is no problem for him. He steps aside at the last second, slipping around to trip up Krunk and use the boy's on body mass and inertia against him. In just a blink, the human is face planted into the ground, mud and grass in his yellow teeth. Smip steps on the back of the bully's head, pushing it in deeper.

Smip warns, "This is the easy way. Keep it up and you won't be lucky."

"Yeah!.. And with your big butt, you'd have to have a butt buddy with a HUGE penis! Like my Smip here, but he's mine.. MINE!" Kwe points towards the vanquished male in a very 'Zim' fashion as he says this then scampers off along side of his friend. "Haha! With your ability to physically trick humans like that and my charisma and wit, we can't be stopped!"

Smip blushes with modesty and looks away. Well, nothing like leaving your enemy feeling inadequate where it counts! He springboards off Krunk's head and grabs Kwe's hand as they run off, Smip laughing happily and leading Kwe this way and that, just in case Krunk wants to have a round 2. When they finally come to a stop, Smip leans against a wall in an alleyway to catch his breath.

"Well.." he pants, "that was fun."

"Yes, it was.." Kwe looks up and smiles, "You have.. a.. uh.. hat on." He wasn't sure what the substance in Smip's hair was or what to call it.

Smip looks confused at first, then reaches up, feeling the ice cream cone in his hair that he pulls free with a disgusted look. "Eww.. Why couldn't it have been a good flavor at least?.. Let's go find a gas station so I can wash this out of my hair. If I come home smelling like ice cream, I'm liable to have a bald spot eaten into my head by Gir."

He chuckles a bit, not walking calmly with Kwe as they navigate through the trees and alley to get to the street. They find a gas station in no time and Smip uses the rather disgusting bathroom sink to get the drying ice cream off his head.

Kwe ventures into the odd and.. rather dirty place to explore the bathroom. "Humans.. do not clean as well as they should.. Hrm.." An odd contraption on the wall catches his eye and he walks closer for inspection. "Con-dums" Kwe reads, blinking slightly. "Wait.. aren't those.. the.. um.. things?" He twists a knob, not realizing he needed to insert a coin. "It appears the machine is nonfunctional.. Just our luck."

Using a few paper towels to dry himself off, Smip walks over to the vending machine and swallows hard, his dick perking with interest. ".. Um.. Yeah.. Those are them.. You have to put in some money first though." To show Kwe, he pulls out a few coins and slips them into the slot before giving the knob a turn and receiving a little foil wrapped package as a reward. He swallows hard again as he picks it up. ".. I don't know if I trust these though.. I mean, they're out of a gas station bathroom from a machine that is selling egg salad sandwiches as well." His face twists up in disgust. "Maybe we should buy some out of the store."

Kwe was blushing deeply as Smip held it up, but after Smip spoke, his face drops, taking his friend's words for something they weren't. "I understand if you do not wish to mate with me," he says softly in a very unsure way, holding his own hands in front of himself and looking down at the dirty floor.

Smip quickly turns to Kwe, grabbing his hand. "No, no.. Hey, that's not it at all.. I just want us to be safe and, well.. see, sometimes these things have a habit of breaking if you don't get a good brand or they're dry or something. I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt you and I don't want to risk you accidentally getting pregnant. I mean.. our parents would make yesterday look like a nice, family get together.."

Kwe perks up a bit and gives a nod before taking the condom and opening it to examine it more. He's quick to point out, ".. It.. smells funny," which is an odd comment since Irkens lack a nose.

Smip chuckles some, having to lean in and give an obligatory smell as well. "Ew.. You're right.. Well, make sure you throw that one away. You have to use one just before.. If we kept it right now, it would get torn up in my pocket."

They head back out into the main store, looking around until Smip finds the condoms there and he flushes slightly. Reaching out nervously as he selects a box, he takes it to the counter and slides it towards the clerk. Unfortunately, Smip doesn't have enough in his wallet, so he has to put them back and looks at Kwe sheepishly.

".. Well.. I guess we have to use one of those vending machine ones after all.."

Kwe just nods and blushes more, wishing the store human would just let them have the condoms, or that they were like Earth males and didn't need them to protect against pregnancy. They trudge back into the bathroom.

"Are you sure the foul smelling ones are okay? I mean.. they smell as if rotten.." Kwe asks softly, his hand moving to grip the side of Smip's leg and showing he was definitely in the mood.

The half Irken screws up his face some, not really wanting to be reminded of the smell either. "Well.. Those have spermicide on them and that'll be extra protection because it helps.. well.. kill sperm that may get on the outside of the condom." He puts more coins in the slot, getting a few more of the foil packages. "Let's get some extra ones just in case." Now that he has them in his hand again, he feels that squirmy feeling in his squeedilyspooch.

Kwe's squeedilyspooch was also doing flips at this point. In a soft voice and a blush upon his face, he whispers, "Oh? A few? What kind of boy do you think I am?" Leaning in close, not expecting or wishing for an answer, he kisses Smip's lips. His slender tongue invades the teen's mouth as his body readies itself for matin, his egg waiting and channel producing lubricants.

Smip blushes some, feeling flustered, "I-I didn't mean--" He cuts himself off when Kwe kisses him, his brain going fuzzy. He pulls himself away reluctantly, already breathing slightly heavy. "No.. I'm not going to get us all worked up in this disgusting bathroom. I don't want to make you feel like a cheap date." He kisses his love again, "You deserve so much better. I want it to be nice our first time together."

Kwe grins wickedly and leans in close once more, whispering into Smip's antenna, "... Only if you're sure that you wouldn't wish to have me against the wall right here.. in a dirty bathroom.. where anyone could walk in on us...." His words were wet and hot and more than ready, his body burning with need and desire.

With legs almost giving out as he hears Kwe, Smip clings to him tighter with a soft moan. ".. Oh god.. Don't talk like that or I won't be responsible for my actions.." He kisses the other again passionately, making himself walk away with a very stiff erection. "I want to go somewhere nice.. But I.. I can't think of anywhere right now." Smip pants, antennae twitching as he tries to think. He wants it nice and special, but someplace private.

"I.. don't care where it happens.. My body.. I need it now... Please.. Just hurry and lead me," Kwe pants, stepping closer and kissing his lover's neck then biting on it softly. His beautiful body presses against Smip's and he grabs at the other boy's crotch through his pants.

Smip hisses and nearly creams himself right there. "Ah, fuck.." He grabs Kwe's hand tightly, practically dragging him outside. Seeing the outlining trees of the park, he makes a beeline for them, finding a secluded section and almost throwing Kwe against one of the trees before attacking his mouth in a passionate kiss. Hands tear and fumble at the alien's pants, needing him NOW. Smip's antennae flip forward, rubbing and pressing Kwe's back in dominance.

Kwe's mouth kisses back just as hard and passionately, his antennae also thrusting forward by instinct to rub vigorously against Smip's. His hands go back against the tree as if they had been pinned there, but Smip's hand hasn't touched them. As Smip's pants fall, Kwe instantly turns around, bracing himself against the tree, perfect ass still looking human with his disguise. His natural lubricants dribble down his thighs.

Smip pants hard, hands feeling Kwe all over as he turns around. Pulling his own boxers down enough to free his erection, he tries to clear his mind enough to fumble with one of the condom packages, tearing it open with his teeth and trying to fit the condom over his dick. He can't figure out the first one and throws it away in frustration, quickly grabbing and opening another one. This time, he gets it on, making sure to leave a little bubble at the tip like the quickly scanned directions suggested. He rolls the condom up to his hilt, checking with a glance to make sure it's on securely before lining himself up to Kwe's opening. He trembles with anticipation and leans forward.

".. I.. I'll try to go slow.. I'll stop if I hurt you.." He starts pressing, the very tip prodding its way inside.

Kwe actually growls at the words, forcing himself backwards onto Smip's cock. "FUCK ME!" he orders, his hormones completely taking control of his mind at this point as he is completely penetrated. His tongue visibly hangs out from his mouth for an instant while his own cock drips. Not waiting for Smip to start pumping, he bucks back and forth onto his partner's member, his urge to mate totally controlling his mind at this point.

Smip gives a sharp intake of air as he's engulfed into the tight, welcoming heat of his lover. He can feel his cock being guided into the entry channel and being massaged by Kwe's inner walls. Smip doesn't need any more incentive now as he grabs hold of Kwe's hips and begins to thrust in a slightly unsteady motion. It takes a few moments before he gets a rhythm going, but before long, he's fucking Kwe for all he's worth. With a moan, he leans forward to rest his head over Kwe's shoulder while he keeps thrusting into his lover beneath him.

"Ohh.. Kwe.. Kwe.. I love you.. Oh, fuck.."

Lust finally giving some thought back to Kwe's mind, he turns and looks into Smip's eyes. "I.. I.. I love you to."

The Irken's panting heavy as he braces himself hard, his anal entrance taking such a pounding and already sore, but he didn't care; he just wanted to make Smip cum. Kwe wanted to feel it splash inside of him, even if he knew deep down it wouldn't because of the condom. His tight rear pushes back in time to Smip in perfect lovemaking.

Smip wraps his arms around the other, pulling him close as his hips get a little jerkier in his thrusts. Kwe's body tightens around his member, massaging and milking him, coaxing his seed forth.

"Ohh.. Kwe.."

He moans again and bucks, letting out a whine as he finally climaxes, sperm emptying out in thick pumps. His thrusts slow until he finally settles against Kwe's back, leaning against the tree for support. He remembers he won't be able to get free until Kwe's body releases him, so he takes the time to enjoy their afterglow as he kisses along his lover's neck.

Kwe's eyes roll into the back of his head, his body finally getting what it had wanted for so long... But.. something was wrong... His eyes shot open.

"Umm.. Smip.. I.. shouldn't be able to feel your seed entering my body... Should I? Or.. does the condom.. release fake sperm to further fulfill ones needs?...."

At the end of this question, even the birds stop chirping as the most pure and unrestrained silence settles in that one could ever hear.