Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Fan Fiction / Invader Zim Fan Fiction ❯ The Nightmare Finally Ends ❯ Delusions of Grandeur ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez does not me i'm just borrowing it for a little while

Chapter 1

 

It was 9:45 pm on August 11th and there sat at his computer in his father's house a nineteen year old boy named Dib Membrane (a.k.a. Agent Moth-Man of the Swollen Eyeball a group of renegade paranormal investigators.) He was a tall and slender boy with dark rimed circular glasses his hair was jet black and a little spiky. His skin was a little pale because he usually says indoors all day in his dark room on his computer. He was wearing a navy blue shirt with a grey emotionless face on it and black jeans with boots and a trench coat over every thing. On his computer was a 3-D image of his mortal enemy Zim. Zim was an evil alien from planet Irk who was bent on total elimination of the entire human race. Dib knew Zim since he was 12 years old and ever since he has been trying to stop him. He succeeded every time but after 7 years Zim still devises a new plan every week. When Zim goes outside to go to school to pose as a normal (Earth monkeys as Zim calls us) he dresses himself in a red and black striped shirt with black pants and boots with leather gloves on. Zim has red eyes with antennas coming out of his head so he puts on a wig and inserts contact lenses. As for his green skin and lacking thereof of ears he simply says it's a skin condition. Dib is the only one on the planet other than his sister Gaz that sees that Zim is an alien.

 

Dib sat back in his seat and stroked his chin. “Your days of terror will soon be at an end Zim”. He said simply.

 

“This new plan to stop you will succeed in your utter surrender”. Dib then leaned forward and began typing on his computer. When he finished typing he threw himself up from his chair and screamed “Yes it's done” and began dancing a horrible dance. Dib's room was not exactly big for dancing it simply had a desk for his computer a bed a dresser and a few posters of paranormal things.

 

`Your stupid little paste shield wont protect you any more space boy”! Dib yelled this while holding a bottle of yellow liquid in his right hand. The bottle itself held the words Goo Gone on it.

 

During Dib's little display of laughing, dancing and yelling came a loud bang from the room next to his. The noise sounded like the beast himself was bursting through the wall.

 

“Dib shut the fuck up I'm trying to read in here!” said a female voice in the other room. It was his 17 year old sister Gaz.

 

Gaz was a good looking girl for 17 but she hid her beauty behind her violet hair. She was even paler than her brother at least he goes outside to fight Zim every now and then but she is always indoors. She had nutmeg brown eyes with black eye shadow and black lipstick. Her dress has black and purple stripes and she has black stockings with purple high heels. Gaz's room was very dim except for the area where she sitting, on her walls was a bunch of really bizarre looking dolls there were also some on her bed. Gaz was at her desk reading “The call of Cthulu' while listening to Cold. Ever since she was little she always hated her older brother Dib with his stupid obsessions with aliens and big-foot and the guy who lives around the corner that Dib is certain that is a cross between big-foot and the Lockness monster. But for the past 7 years all he talks about is Zim it is making her insane (well more insane).

 

Dib was enraged by his own sisters' lack of excitement in his latest plan. “I mean come on Zim is plotting a new way to destroy the human race and all she cares about is her stupid books and her Game Slave 2. I'm going over there to give her a piece of my mind…. And then only then will I stop talking to myself.” Dib loved books since he was a boy genius but not the books she reads.

 

He stormed out of his room and went to the next room and shoved the door open. Dib was immediately regretting this decision for as soon as he stepped in her room she turned to him and said. “I thought since the Shadow-Hog incident you might have learned not to ENTER MY ROOOOOOOOM!” Gaz jumped on top of her bed trusted her arms in the air screamed at the top of her lungs “SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”

 

The door behind Dib slammed shut then a low frequency noise started. All of a sudden all of the stuffed animals in her room came to life and sprouted robotic limbs with blades on them. Dib whurled around and started grabbing and turning the knob of the door but to no avail he was trapped.

 

“I'm s-sorry Gaz I'm sorry I was just really excited about my new plan m-m-m-my emotions got the b-better of me please forgive me.” Dib was on his knees nearly crying and pleading.

 

Gaz said nothing and the robotic stuffed animals stepped even closer to Dib. “I've trained them to devour human flesh.” Gaz started laughing and the robots whose mouths were watering started moving even closer to a terrified Dib.

 

They were about an inch away from him when a voice from downstairs said. “Son may I speak with you for a moment please?” It was there father Professor Membrane one of the top scientists in the world. The robots then backed off and the door unlocked. Gaz lowered her head and said “God fucking damnit”! Dib got up to his feet and ran out of the room and jumped down stairs missing every step. He turned to the living room and there sat his father. He was a very tall man about 6'7” with a lab coat that covered his entire body. He always had blue rubber gloves on with his goggles tied tightly around his head. His hair was like Dibs a little spiky but not too much. He also wore the same black steel trimmed work bots as Dib. Dib was very surprised seeing him it is very rare that Dib sees his father. For he is always in the basement working of at his lab all of the time, so he has floating holographic images of his head to keep up appearances.

 

“Hello son glad to see that you are still awake.” Membrane said while patting his son on the head. Membrane then pulled Dib close and leaned down to him so he can talk with him more privately. “Dib do you know what Friday is hmmm?” Dib nodded. “Yes its Gaz's birthday.” Dib had just had enough if his sister for one day but still listened to his father. “I just know you will get her something nice you know she's turning 18.” Membrane patted his son on the back and released him. Dib dreaded Gaz's birthday but he did not want to disappoint his father. “Okay dad I'll get something very nice.” Dib said in a very monotone voice. “Good.” Membrane then turned and vanished downstairs to the basement to stay there the entire night.

 

This was getting better and better first his sister tries to kill him and now he has to spend his own money to buy her something. Dib plopped himself down on his couch leaned his head back and said “Mother fucker I don't even know what the hell she likes.” Dib just sat back on put on “Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mysteries” and drifted off to sleep hoping the answer will come to him in his dreams.