Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Fan Fiction / Invader Zim Fan Fiction ❯ The Nightmare Finally Ends ❯ The Almighty Tallest ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez does not me I'm just borrowing it for a little while

Chapter 4

 

Light-years away across the galaxy the Irkin armada capital ship “The Massive” cruises through space guarded by a battalion of twenty-five thousand smaller ships and cruisers. Their mission, to go from planet to planet that is marked on the galactical conquest map and take them for mineral use or just make them into a giant parking garage or a snacktorium. This mission is called “Impending Doom 2” which details several thousand planets for conquest. The Irkin Empire uses elite soldiers to be solely placed on a single planet to blend in with the indigenous life forms study its weaknesses and prepare the planet for the coming madness……YAY. The leaders of the Irkin Empire are two very powerful irkins they are called “The Almighty Tallest”. The tallest themselves were in fact much taller than an average irkin they were about 10 feet tall to the irkin way of life tallness equals power. One of the tallest dressed in red royal body armor encrusted with jewels from conquered planets had green skin antennae and red eyes his name was “Tallest Red”. The other wore exactly the same but purple and had purple eyes instead of red his name was “Tallest Purple”. Purple himself was not as smart as Red but was a bit nicer than him, hence the lower I.Q. All they did all day and night was sit at there chairs at the Massive's control room and just look evil and eat doughnuts. Out of all of the power the tallest have they can obliterate an entire species with a single word but not before consulting “Great Throbbing Thought” first. Great Throbbing Thought is a giant floating brain at the center of the Massive that telepathically talks to the tallest like an oracle of sorts. As for the moment they are just sitting in the bridge waiting to get to the next planet.

 

“Hey Red do you want some of these new doughnuts, they are filled with creamy goodness.” Purple said to Red while holding a bag of doughnuts in front of him. Red just sat there ignoring Purple and continued to slump in his chair and look out the view screen into space. Purple was stuffing his face with like five doughnuts at a time all the while just giggling like a school girl.

 

“Please something happen, anything to keep my mind occupied until we reach Planet Blorph.” Red thought to himself he turned to look at Purple stuff his face Red loved doughnuts too but not when he was bored. Just then a small Irkin messenger (well all Irkins are small to the tallest) came up to them and bowed. “My tallest there is a long distance transmission for you.” The messenger said. “Did they use “Call Planet Collect” so we don't get charged on the long distance call?” Purple said his face covered in powder. “Oh, ummm…..no my tallest forgive me but they didn't, shall I put you through?” The messenger moved to the view screen and waited for his orders to accept the transmission. “Damn now we're going to get charged by the light-year, what source is the call hailing from?” Red said hoping that it wasn't from who he thought it was. “Sirs the transmission is hailing from Planet Earth.” Just the words the tallest didn't want to hear. Invader Zim was responsible for the failure of “Impending Doom 1” by during a moment of bloodlust shooting at his own ships halving the entire Irkin military. To this day the tallest regret making Zim one of the Irkin Elite. On behalf of his failure he was sentence to serve the rest of his days on Planet Foodcourtia with the large Irkin fry cook named Sizzloor. He was there for a while until Zim learned of “Impending Doom 2” so he escaped and made his way to Planet Irk. Zim insisted that he was to be involved in “Impending Doom 2” so to prove his worth as an invader. The tallest made a mistake by letting him join in but they did give him a busted S.I.R unit and a made up planet to conquer hoping that he would get lost in space and die. But of course that wasn't the case Zim found a planet and pledged that he would conquer it. All Zim is now is a now and again annoyance to the tallest by calling them every time he makes a new plan.

 

“Oh great, very well put it through lets get this over with.” Red said as the messenger pushed a button and the view screen turned into a TV with the smirking face if Zim on it.

 

“Greetings my tallest, I have come to report my latest plan to destroy these humans…..DESTRUCTION IS NICE.” Zim said as he turned to his companion Mini Moose and showed him to the tallest. “This is Mini Moose I will use his moosey technology to brainwash all of the moose around the area, then invade the city and have them chew walnuts, then when the hole city is deserted I'll move on to the next city.” The tallest just sat there trying not to laugh at this ridicules plan. “T-t-that's absolutely brilliant z-z-Zim, I hope you know that w-without you this operation will s-surely crumble.” Said Purple trying to hold back an enormous laugh. “Yes, yes it would, now forgive me my tallest but I have much work to do.” Zim said as he pushed Mini Moose out of view. “Make us proud Zim.” Red said smirking. “Invader Zim signing off.” As soon as the transmission went dead the entire control room burst out laughing.