Kim Possible Fan Fiction ❯ The KP Chapters ❯ The Monique Chapters ( Chapter 14 )

The Outstandingly Lucky Ron Stoppable

 

“Ready…set…GO!!!”

 

Kim clicks on her stopwatch, as Ron & Monique proceed to munch down a Grande Sized order of Nacos. The three are at the Bueno Nacho, and Ron has yet again challenged Monique to see who can scarf them down the fastest. Ron is in the lead, but after a few more bites, he begins to feel stuffed. Monique, however, is stuffing them down like there's no tomorrow. Ron tries to down some more, but it's too late. Monique wins easily.

 

“And time.” Kim says as she clicks her stopwatch again. “Looks like Monique's the champion again.” She holds Monique's arm high in victory. “I'm surprised you still got it.” Kim says.

 

“Oh please.” Monique says. “Even with my schedule, I'll always have time to school Ron.”

 

“Yeah, you got lucky this time.” Ron cuts in. “And…the other 12 times. But NEXT TIME…”

 

“So, still working double shifts at Club Banana?” Kim asks.

 

“Yeah.” Monique answers. “But I got some vacation time coming up, and I'm trying to do anything I can to not think about that place.” Just then, a familiar beep is heard coming from Kim's pocket. She reaches in and pulls out her Kimmunicator to see Wade on the screen.

 

“What's the Sitch?” Kim asks.

 

“Actually, we got two.” Wade tells Kim. “DNAmy is rumored to have been testing on animals in the Amazon, and Dr. Dementor has threatened to release his mutated Weiner Dogs upon all of Germany if his ransom demands aren't met.” Kim puts her hand on her chin, as she thinks about the situation.

 

“Well, I'll handle Dementor.” She says. “And if I catch a quick ride…”

 

“Don't sweat it, KP.” Ron interrupts. “I can handle DNAmy on the solo tip.” Kim gives him a look of non-belief. “What? I can!” He says in his defense. “Just as long as she doesn't have Monkeys. No monkeys. Right, Wade?”

 

“No monkeys, Ron.” Wade replies.

 

“I can tag along, too.” Monique says. Kim turns her attention to her.

 

“Are you sure, Monique?” Kim asks.

 

“Hey, like I said, ANYTHING to get my mind off of Club Banana.” Monique says.

 

Kim smiles, feeling a little better than Monique will be going with Ron. “Then I guess we're set.” She says. “Wade, we're on our way.”

 

An Hour Later…

 

Kim is on a Mini-Jet flying over what looks to be Germany's wooded area. She's strapping on her skydiving equipment as it looks like she as to jump out of the Jet to reach her location. As she hooks on her parachute, she walks over to the pilot of the Jet. He looks to be a military man, and has a nametag on him that reads `J. Rich'. She puts her hand on his shoulder and smiles.

 

“Thanks for giving me a lift, Jay.” she says.

 

“No problem.” Jay replies. “It's the least I could do since you helped us save the World Series from being cancelled.”

 

“No big.” She says. “All I did was make sure the president got to the game on time to throw the first pitch.” She walks back towards the rear of the Jet and slides open the door. After making sure her gear is fastened on tightly, she leaps out of the Jet and begins to plummet downward to the earth. After counting to herself to 10, she pulls the cord on the parachute. The chute deploys, and Kim gently glides down to the ground. Once she lands, she notices that her surroundings have more of a Jungle feel. She takes out her Kimmunicator and uses it's scanning function. After a moment, the results show that she is in The Amazon.

 

“What? I'm in the Amazon?” She says. Her look begins to change to a frightened one. “Then…that means that Monique & Ron are…”

 

Meanwhile…

 

Monique & Ron reach the shore after Windsurfing from a cruise ship they hitched a ride from. Ron looks at his surroundings.

 

“Is it me, or does the Amazon now have a more woody feel to it?” Ron asks.

 

“This doesn't look like the Amazon at all.” Monique answers. Ron pulls out the GPS system Wade gave to him and checks his coordinates. After a moment, he gets the answer.

 

“We're…we're in Germany.” Ron's face turns to a look of shock. “But this is where Kim's supposed to be. That means we…”

 

He looks up at a nearby cliff and sees a stone castle resting on top. He immediately recognizes it as Dr. Dementor's Castle Laboratory. “OK, this is the last time I get directions from an old Sea Captain.” Ron says.

 

“Maybe we should check out this Dementor's Lab anyway.” Monique says.

 

“Yeah.” Ron agrees. “Besides, it'll be a while for even Wade to get some transportation out here.”

 

A Few Minutes Later…

 

The two reach the massive wooden door that's the entrance to his lair. Ron decides to show off his bravery for Monique. “OK, we kick down the door, kick some bad guy butt, then go back to kicking it at the Bueno Nacho.”

 

“Except, I don't know any Kung Fu like Kim.” Monique says.

 

“Don't worry.” Ron tells her. “You're with the Ron Man. A Master of Monkey Kung Fu. A Warrior Hero. I got this.”

 

Ron steps back into his Monkey stance, right before unleashing a devastating thrust kick…that does nothing to the door. He grabs his foot and hops around, yelling in pain as Monique just shakes her head. Suddenly, the door starts to creak, and it slowly comes crashing to the ground. Ron stops hopping in pain, and stands triumphant.

 

“BOOYA!!!” He yells as he walks into the lair, with Monique following closely behind. They don't have to walk far though, as Dr. Dementor comes out from a dark corner to greet them.

 

“What is the meaning of THIS?” He yells. “What? The Nincompoop? What are you doing here?”

 

Ron looks a little upset by that comment. “You know, it's one thing to call a guy a buffoon. But a Nincompoop?” Monique elbows Ron in the arm, getting him back focused. “Oh yeah.” He says, getting back on the subject. “We're here to stop your mad plan for ransom, Dementor.”

 

Dr. Dementor just laughs at their threat. “And how will you do that, little man.” He says. “You do not even have your companion with you, the Kim Possible.”

 

Ron just smiles, confident in his skills. “Don't need KP to kick your demented butt!” He charges at Dementor, ready to tear him apart with his Monkey Kung Fu, but Dementor just smirks and snaps his fingers, which signals dozens of his henchmen to surround him and block off Ron. The Henchmen all have a mutant Dachshund on a lease, which causes Ron to stop in his tracks.

 

“So, what were you saying about kicking my BUTT?” Dementor asks. Ron smiles nervously and backs up towards the entrance by Monique.

 

“Um, those aren't regular Weiner Dogs, are they?” Monique asks.

 

“Not really, and we should run now.” Answers Ron, as she grabs Monique's hand & dashes out of the Castle. The Henchmen are about to give chase when Dementor stops him.

 

“STOP!!!” He yells. “We cannot give chase, I haven't given the order.” He then pulls out his patented `Dramatic Villain Light' and shines it under his face. “GET THEM!!!”

 

Ron & Monique are scrambling through the forests, trying to escape Dementor's forces. They can hear the dogs barking and they pick up their speed. After a few minutes, Ron stops and looks back, trying to see if he can spot his pursuers. Monique stops when she sees Ron not running with her.

 

“Ron, what are you doing?!” She whispers.

 

“I think we lost them.” Ron whispers back. “We gotta make our way back to the clearing. It's this way…or is it this way?” Ron gets mixed up and confused about which way they came from.

 

“You mean you don't remember where camp is?” She yells silently at him.

 

“Don't worry.” Ron says. “I know it's around here some…” He's not able to finish his sentence as he's sent plummeting off of a cliff with Monique, into the darkness below.