Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Another day at the mall ❯ The Cause ( Chapter 1 )

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Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. Nope not at all

Just another day at the mall….. you wish

Are too

Are not

Are Too

Are Not

ARE TOOOO!!!!!

This childish mantra was repeated for the next 5 1/2 minutes, simply due to the fact that Axel and Roxas always acted like children when in each other company. Albeit they were 17 and 20 respectively they still acted as though they were 5. And due to the need to resolve this extremely important situation (to them at least) many things were accomplished that day. First, they were able to successfully recreate the scene from the popular T-shirt saying, “Boys are stupid, Throw rocks at them”. Secondly, Axel was able to try out his new lighter.

“Ow, hey who threw that!” exclaimed Roxas after a standard sized pebble connected with his standard size head.

“I did, now can you two shut up, some of us are trying to enjoy our ourselves.” Said some random stranger as Axel looked up with distaste and Roxas with slight confusion.

As far as Axel was concerned their argument had been quite meaningful and need not have been interrupted in such a way. Besides, he had had a perfect argument breaker planned, one that involved a fair amount of smooching, if done correctly. But that plan was quickly disregarded (for now) and a new one was thought up in its place.

“ Hey Roxy, I have an idea that your gonna think is petty, juvenile and probably illegal in several countries, but when you see it you just wont care” whispered Axel.

“ No way man, I will not be apart of any more of your practical jokes,” said Roxas defiantly.

“This isn't a joke, this is revenge, for my sweet little Roxy-poo.”

“I still wont do it.”

“You don't have to do anything but sit and look cute.”

“ Then I definitely wont do that. OK fine I have just one question though.

“ And that would be….”

“ Will this in any way, shape, or form involve flames of any kind?”

“ Of course”

“…. Fine lets get this over with, but I better not get arrested. Again”

End of Chap. 1

Hmmmm, I wonder what Axel's planning?