Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Clever Hans Effect ❯ It's Not a Habit ( Chapter 1 )

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The sight of the Number 2 of the Organisation sitting on his bed wasn’t what he was expected when Xaldin teleported back into his room but he would be lying if he was to say it came out as a total surprise either.

The real surprise was that the other nobody was actually clothed and not in the middle of any… questionable activities. Activities usually involving a certain redhead, fire-wielding nobody. It had become clear to anyone who cared that Xigbar had a soft spot for the kid, not that Xaldin could blame him since he pretty much suffered from the same ‘condition’.

/That crazy, addictive slut./ He thought fondly.

Xigbar however tended to not stick around after one of their session, saying he didn’t want to ‘intrude into his and Axel’s time alone’. Xaldin never quite understood why. It wasn’t like they had never shared the redhead before; or even like Axel or himself would have minded if the Free Shooter lingered afterward.

Somehow the scared nobody made it sound as if he actually gives a damn. To quote the gravity defying freak: ‘As if!’. They would need a heart for that.

Still it seemed that right now Xigbar was content with merely resting upon Xaldin’s bed and gazing at something next to him that the wind elemental couldn’t see from his particular position.

The barest raising of one black eyebrow was all the greeting (and silent question) Xigbar received as Xaldin unzipped his coat, threw it onto a nearby chair and went to clean his hand from the filth of his latest mission.

Damn did that one went wrong and messy.

He heard Xigbar laugh out loud, the sound carrying above the splashing water and he wondered what had the man in such a good mood.

"Good day?"

He asked idly as he stepped out of the small bathroom that came with the room.

"You have no idea."

Xigbar grinned widely in answer, looking down at the body beside him at the exact moment Xaldin took notice of a sleeping, very naked Axel by his side. A very debauched looking Axel.

"I see," The long haired nobody grinned back and sat down on the side of the side, effectively ‘trapping’ Axel between his own body and Xigbar’s. "Just what do you see in him anyway?"

"Look who is asking!" Xigbar laughed, petting soft red hair like he would a kitten. "Probably the same as you man, else we wouldn’t be both coming back to that crazy kid. I still say he has us bewitched or something."

Xaldin snorted at this and shook his head.

"I’m ready to bet that if Demyx could do the things Axel does with his tongue, you would say the same thing about him."

"Hehe, maybe. But there would be no thrill. Demyx is too meek. Now there is a thrill to fucking someone who can toast you as soon as he can kiss you just because he feels like it."

"You are insane."

The Whirlwind Lancer shook his head once again at his fellow nobody.

"More than likely, but aren’t we all? Beside look how cute he can be when he is asleep."

That particular comment was followed by a series of pokes from Xigbar on the blissfully unaware redhead’s naked shoulder. Xaldin stared at the Free Shooter for a few seconds, finding the sight rather amusing, then let his gaze shift to the sleeping form and had to admit that yes, when Axel was out cold and curled up like a lazy cat he was cute instead of the sexy, sensual being he enjoyed showing to the world when he was awake.

"So that’s why you were still here when I came back."

The realisation came to him in a flash and he had to ponder if Number 8 really wasn’t growing on them. Xigbar shrugged, which was as good as a yes from him.

"Aww you guys are SO sweet."

"HOLY SHIT!"

Xaldin almost bit his tongue and Xigbar swore, nearly tumbling out of the bed.

Two bright green eyes, now wide opened, were peering at them and glittering with mischief as Axel watched his superiors with obvious amusement.

"Shit kid! How long have you been awake?"

Number 2 all but barked, still a little miffed at being startled so badly. All he got was a teasing lick on the tip of his nose for his trouble.

"Long enough to grow bored. So now that the two of you are done chatting like old women maybe we can do something more interesting. Or do I have to use more… persuasive methods to convince you?"

The two older nobodies shared a look, before turning their attention on the smirking redhead stretching languorously on the bed.

Axel couldn’t quite recall afterward how he suddenly found himself pinned down against the mattress by the two smirking nobodies, but he certainly wasn’t complaining.

"Convince us that you are worth the trouble kid, and then we can ‘talk’."

Xaldin cooed in his ear while Xigbar nibbled on his neck, pulling a soft mewl of satisfaction from the still kiss swollen lips.

This was going to be fun.