Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Doughnuts Bring People Together ❯ Doughnuts! ... Wtf?! (O.o); ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Cursed elemental 
XD No flames. I no like flames. Might get heat stroke from them like I did in Florida.
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.27.2007 | Updated On: 07.27.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 465 | Status: Completed
XD No flames. I no like flames. Might get heat stroke from them like I did in Florida.
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.27.2007 | Updated On: 07.27.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 465 | Status: Completed
S.N.: Yeah this is a humor fic. Yes there will be a bit of OOCness. I have no clue how to portray Zexion, so yeah. This was a thought I had, involves doughnuts and sex. X3 How I came to this conclusion, I have no clue. Really funny in my opinion. This is to be a one shot. Hope you like. Now is it Demyx or Demnyx? … My friends think I’m the weirdest person alive.
Zexion - looks about 17, Kagome - 17
Disclaimer: I don’t own Inuyasha or Kingdom Hearts. The owners do.
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“Doughnuts bring people together.”
Now her companion was plainly staring at Kagome. Zexion’s deep violet eyes, though one was hidden, looked skeptical.
“They do!” Kagome exclaimed. Her eyes shined and her hands clasped together in front of her chest.
The Nobody shook his head slightly and closed the book he tried to read. It was no use with her babbling. He stood up, book under his arm, and turned to leave.
“Hey! I’m not done yet!” the priestess called. She got up from her seat and took off after her companion. She caught up with him after a few minutes.
Zexion bluntly ignored her.
“I need a doughnut to show you.”
His eyebrow twitched. She was still on this subject?
“You know where this is a doughnut around?” Kagome asked innocently. Zexion stopped walking to look at her.
His left eyebrow was raised in question, “Why?”
“So I can show you how doughnuts bring people together!” the miko pouted and crossed her arms across her chest.
The Cloaked Schemer merely stared at her, making her get fidgety.
‘Why did I save her again? Oh yes. To see how strong her Nobody would be once her pure heart gave into the darkness and was made a Heartless.’ Zexion thought to himself.
However, Kagome had yet to give in to the darkness and was still human.
‘A human with part of a soul.’ he continued thinking. Kagome started to look around to escape her companions staring gaze.
The escape came in the form of Vexen.
The miko knew he wanted to experiment on her, but yet he couldn’t. He would experiment on her once she became a Nobody, though. She was certain of that fact.
If Xemnas let him.
Zexion let his gaze drift to the ice-controlling Nobody. Kagome took this time to leave and walk down a random corridor in the castle.
She could feel both Nobodies staring at her as she left.
‘I need a doughnut. But where to find one..?’ she was a bit too wrapped up in her thoughts that she ended up bumping into Axel.
“Gomen nasai!” her blue-gray eyes looked Axel’s cool green ones from the floor.
“Not a problem. Just watch here you’re going next time.” the pyromaniac replied to the miko. He lent a hand for her to grab, which she took.
Kagome’s eyes widened as she felt her skirt be forced upwards by a gust of wind. Her hands were quick to hold it down.
“Hentai!” she could hear Xaldin’s laughter follow her exclamation. The priestess brushed passed the doubled-over-in-laughter Axel. A deep red blush stained her cheeks as she stomped away.
Even leaving the two behind, Kagome could hear their laughter echoing.
She continued to get lost even more as she walked down the corridor. Pausing to look around, Kagome noticed she was near the entrance that was at the bottom of the castle.
She looked and found a place to sit. It was on a box-shaped thing on the ground. The miko huffed as she sat, still embarrassed by Axel and Xaldin’s trick.
“You okay?”
Blue-eyes looked up and connected with the green-blue ones of Demyx. She blinked a few times before nodding.
“Then why are you down this far in the castle?”
Kagome went to say something, but then put a finger to her lips. Why was she here again?
…
A doughnut!
…
“I need a doughnut!” she exclaimed happily, a smile on her lips.
Confusion filled the water-controllers eyes.
“Why?” By now the Melodious Nocturne was thoroughly confused.
Why was a doughnut so important to the priestess?
“To prove something to Zexion. I don’t think he believes my theory that doughnuts bring people together.”
Doughnuts bring people together?
“They do?” Demnyx asked as he sat beside Kagome. He wanted to know more if that was true.
“Yeah!” the priestess had a wide grin on her face by now. Her bright eyes shown with happiness.
“Perhaps I could bring you to Twilight Town to get your doughnut.”
“You will?” the Nobody didn’t have time to prepare himself as she was glomped by an exuberant priestess.
Her arms were around his neck, face near his, and his hands on her waist.
“What are you doing?”
Two sets of eyes looked up to see Saïx standing above them.
“Demyx is taking me to get a doughnut!”
The Luna Diviner raised an eyebrow. Why was a doughnut so important?
“Then why are both of you on the ground?” Saïx questioned.
He saw the priestess merely smile wider.
“He’s bringing me to get a doughnut.” Kagome answered like it was the weather.
The doughnut again…
“We’ll be right back once I get the doughnut. I promise!” the priestess said.
By now, she was sitting on Demyx, straddling his waist. Demyx, by now, had a deep blush on his face.
“Very well. Don’t do anything else while you’re out though.”
Kagome pouted and crossed her arms over her chest.
Demyx was sure he was going to get a nosebleed, if that was even possible for Nobodies.
Saïx looked at the two of them before taking his leave.
“Bye Luna!”
Then did he stop and glare at the girl who refused to use his name. Hopefully, the other members wouldn’t catch on to her habit.
“I don’t think you should call him that.” Demyx warned. He was right to be cautious of the Berserker Luna Diviner.
Kagome pouted and got off of Demyx, and held a hand out to him. Which he took.
“We should get going before they notice we’re gone.” Kagome stated. She had a smile on her face.
Demyx nodded and created a portal to the Corridor of Darkness. Which both walked into.
They didn’t notice Saïx paused to watch both of them leave.
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She has been gone for about two hours! Where was she?
Normally Zexion wasn’t like this, but today he was. Kagome was missing and so was Demyx.
The Cloaked Schemer tried reading to get his mind off of her, but no such luck.
“I bet the two are having fun with each other. With a doughnut and all.” stated Axel. He was talking with Xaldin.
“Lucky bastard.”
Zexion was sure his left eyebrow was twitching.
“Everyone knows Demyx had a thing for Kagome, even without a heart and all. Why couldn‘t it have been with me?” Axel said, feigning hurt in his voice.
Xaldin chuckled.
Zexion’s eyebrow twitched even more.
…
“What couldn’t have been with you?”
Three pairs of eyes looked at Kagome who walked up with Demyx trailing behind her.
“What took you two so long?” Axel questioned, bluntly ignoring Kagome’s question.
“The doughnuts had to be made fresh! Can’t have hard, old doughnuts now could I?” she said, holding up a box of about a dozen doughnuts.
“Why so many?”
Four Nobodies watched as the miko’s face lit up like a stop light.
“It’s not like that! I happen to like doughnuts!”
“Sure. But to eat or for something else?” Xaldin questioned, one of his thick eyebrows raised.
Kagome’s face lit up even more.
Zexion’s eyebrow twitched violently.
“How does that thing with the doughnuts go again?” Axel asked, an eyebrow raised.
Demyx took this time to sneak down a corridor to escape questioning.
Kagome glared at the spiky red-head, but answered nonetheless, “You put the doughnut on. It helps bring two people together. It’s fun. One of my friends was kinky and tried it with her boyfriend apparently. But I was the one to come up with it.”
“Where do you put it on?” Xaldin inquired, eyebrow raised.
Kagome blushed once more, sputtering a bit.
Zexion looked at her, then to Axel and Xaldin.
“I bet I know.” Axel stated, coming up behind the priestess by walking behind her. He put both hands on her shoulders a perverted grin on his face.
Kagome slipped out of his grasp and turned to face the pyromaniac. But held the back of her skirt down with one hand.
Zexion decided to intervene and steered her from the wind and fire users.
His hands were on her back.
His deep eyes took in the blush that sported on her cheeks a his touch.
“Why don’t you tell me more of these doughnuts?”
Two pairs of eyes watched both leave, a grin on each of their faces like they accomplished something.
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Zexion held Kagome against him. Back against chest.
“Remind me to never let you come up with stupid ideas.” the Cloaked Schemer stated.
Kagome turned to look at him, he chest pressed against his.
“You’re the one who said ‘let’s try it’!” she argued back.
That was why he never wanted her to come up with the ideas.
The Nobody noticed she was going to speak again, and didn’t want to hear it. He came up with a way to prevent her talking.
Zexion clamped his mouth over her mouth.
When the two separated, Kagome locked eyes with Zexion.
“Told you doughnuts bring people together.” she said with a tone of smugness.
S.N.: … yeah. I’m weird, yes. Crazy? Yes. Luna? No. How’d you like this spur of the moment one shot? R&R. Yes I’m kinky. I come up with the weirdest toys, but I never tell anyone.
Zexion - looks about 17, Kagome - 17
Disclaimer: I don’t own Inuyasha or Kingdom Hearts. The owners do.
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Doughnuts! … Wtf?! (O.o);
“You know what?” a girl with raven tresses and blue-gray eyes asked. All her silent companion did was look at her out the corner of his right eye hidden by his grayish-lavender hair.“Doughnuts bring people together.”
Now her companion was plainly staring at Kagome. Zexion’s deep violet eyes, though one was hidden, looked skeptical.
“They do!” Kagome exclaimed. Her eyes shined and her hands clasped together in front of her chest.
The Nobody shook his head slightly and closed the book he tried to read. It was no use with her babbling. He stood up, book under his arm, and turned to leave.
“Hey! I’m not done yet!” the priestess called. She got up from her seat and took off after her companion. She caught up with him after a few minutes.
Zexion bluntly ignored her.
“I need a doughnut to show you.”
His eyebrow twitched. She was still on this subject?
“You know where this is a doughnut around?” Kagome asked innocently. Zexion stopped walking to look at her.
His left eyebrow was raised in question, “Why?”
“So I can show you how doughnuts bring people together!” the miko pouted and crossed her arms across her chest.
The Cloaked Schemer merely stared at her, making her get fidgety.
‘Why did I save her again? Oh yes. To see how strong her Nobody would be once her pure heart gave into the darkness and was made a Heartless.’ Zexion thought to himself.
However, Kagome had yet to give in to the darkness and was still human.
‘A human with part of a soul.’ he continued thinking. Kagome started to look around to escape her companions staring gaze.
The escape came in the form of Vexen.
The miko knew he wanted to experiment on her, but yet he couldn’t. He would experiment on her once she became a Nobody, though. She was certain of that fact.
If Xemnas let him.
Zexion let his gaze drift to the ice-controlling Nobody. Kagome took this time to leave and walk down a random corridor in the castle.
She could feel both Nobodies staring at her as she left.
‘I need a doughnut. But where to find one..?’ she was a bit too wrapped up in her thoughts that she ended up bumping into Axel.
“Gomen nasai!” her blue-gray eyes looked Axel’s cool green ones from the floor.
“Not a problem. Just watch here you’re going next time.” the pyromaniac replied to the miko. He lent a hand for her to grab, which she took.
Kagome’s eyes widened as she felt her skirt be forced upwards by a gust of wind. Her hands were quick to hold it down.
“Hentai!” she could hear Xaldin’s laughter follow her exclamation. The priestess brushed passed the doubled-over-in-laughter Axel. A deep red blush stained her cheeks as she stomped away.
Even leaving the two behind, Kagome could hear their laughter echoing.
She continued to get lost even more as she walked down the corridor. Pausing to look around, Kagome noticed she was near the entrance that was at the bottom of the castle.
She looked and found a place to sit. It was on a box-shaped thing on the ground. The miko huffed as she sat, still embarrassed by Axel and Xaldin’s trick.
“You okay?”
Blue-eyes looked up and connected with the green-blue ones of Demyx. She blinked a few times before nodding.
“Then why are you down this far in the castle?”
Kagome went to say something, but then put a finger to her lips. Why was she here again?
…
A doughnut!
…
“I need a doughnut!” she exclaimed happily, a smile on her lips.
Confusion filled the water-controllers eyes.
“Why?” By now the Melodious Nocturne was thoroughly confused.
Why was a doughnut so important to the priestess?
“To prove something to Zexion. I don’t think he believes my theory that doughnuts bring people together.”
Doughnuts bring people together?
“They do?” Demnyx asked as he sat beside Kagome. He wanted to know more if that was true.
“Yeah!” the priestess had a wide grin on her face by now. Her bright eyes shown with happiness.
“Perhaps I could bring you to Twilight Town to get your doughnut.”
“You will?” the Nobody didn’t have time to prepare himself as she was glomped by an exuberant priestess.
Her arms were around his neck, face near his, and his hands on her waist.
“What are you doing?”
Two sets of eyes looked up to see Saïx standing above them.
“Demyx is taking me to get a doughnut!”
The Luna Diviner raised an eyebrow. Why was a doughnut so important?
“Then why are both of you on the ground?” Saïx questioned.
He saw the priestess merely smile wider.
“He’s bringing me to get a doughnut.” Kagome answered like it was the weather.
The doughnut again…
“We’ll be right back once I get the doughnut. I promise!” the priestess said.
By now, she was sitting on Demyx, straddling his waist. Demyx, by now, had a deep blush on his face.
“Very well. Don’t do anything else while you’re out though.”
Kagome pouted and crossed her arms over her chest.
Demyx was sure he was going to get a nosebleed, if that was even possible for Nobodies.
Saïx looked at the two of them before taking his leave.
“Bye Luna!”
Then did he stop and glare at the girl who refused to use his name. Hopefully, the other members wouldn’t catch on to her habit.
“I don’t think you should call him that.” Demyx warned. He was right to be cautious of the Berserker Luna Diviner.
Kagome pouted and got off of Demyx, and held a hand out to him. Which he took.
“We should get going before they notice we’re gone.” Kagome stated. She had a smile on her face.
Demyx nodded and created a portal to the Corridor of Darkness. Which both walked into.
They didn’t notice Saïx paused to watch both of them leave.
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She has been gone for about two hours! Where was she?
Normally Zexion wasn’t like this, but today he was. Kagome was missing and so was Demyx.
The Cloaked Schemer tried reading to get his mind off of her, but no such luck.
“I bet the two are having fun with each other. With a doughnut and all.” stated Axel. He was talking with Xaldin.
“Lucky bastard.”
Zexion was sure his left eyebrow was twitching.
“Everyone knows Demyx had a thing for Kagome, even without a heart and all. Why couldn‘t it have been with me?” Axel said, feigning hurt in his voice.
Xaldin chuckled.
Zexion’s eyebrow twitched even more.
…
“What couldn’t have been with you?”
Three pairs of eyes looked at Kagome who walked up with Demyx trailing behind her.
“What took you two so long?” Axel questioned, bluntly ignoring Kagome’s question.
“The doughnuts had to be made fresh! Can’t have hard, old doughnuts now could I?” she said, holding up a box of about a dozen doughnuts.
“Why so many?”
Four Nobodies watched as the miko’s face lit up like a stop light.
“It’s not like that! I happen to like doughnuts!”
“Sure. But to eat or for something else?” Xaldin questioned, one of his thick eyebrows raised.
Kagome’s face lit up even more.
Zexion’s eyebrow twitched violently.
“How does that thing with the doughnuts go again?” Axel asked, an eyebrow raised.
Demyx took this time to sneak down a corridor to escape questioning.
Kagome glared at the spiky red-head, but answered nonetheless, “You put the doughnut on. It helps bring two people together. It’s fun. One of my friends was kinky and tried it with her boyfriend apparently. But I was the one to come up with it.”
“Where do you put it on?” Xaldin inquired, eyebrow raised.
Kagome blushed once more, sputtering a bit.
Zexion looked at her, then to Axel and Xaldin.
“I bet I know.” Axel stated, coming up behind the priestess by walking behind her. He put both hands on her shoulders a perverted grin on his face.
Kagome slipped out of his grasp and turned to face the pyromaniac. But held the back of her skirt down with one hand.
Zexion decided to intervene and steered her from the wind and fire users.
His hands were on her back.
His deep eyes took in the blush that sported on her cheeks a his touch.
“Why don’t you tell me more of these doughnuts?”
Two pairs of eyes watched both leave, a grin on each of their faces like they accomplished something.
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Zexion held Kagome against him. Back against chest.
“Remind me to never let you come up with stupid ideas.” the Cloaked Schemer stated.
Kagome turned to look at him, he chest pressed against his.
“You’re the one who said ‘let’s try it’!” she argued back.
That was why he never wanted her to come up with the ideas.
The Nobody noticed she was going to speak again, and didn’t want to hear it. He came up with a way to prevent her talking.
Zexion clamped his mouth over her mouth.
When the two separated, Kagome locked eyes with Zexion.
“Told you doughnuts bring people together.” she said with a tone of smugness.
-Fin-
---S.N.: … yeah. I’m weird, yes. Crazy? Yes. Luna? No. How’d you like this spur of the moment one shot? R&R. Yes I’m kinky. I come up with the weirdest toys, but I never tell anyone.