Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Key to the Heart ❯ Wonderland-Judgement Impaired ( Chapter 2 )

Kingdom Hearts: Key to the Heart

Andrew Joshua Talon and Captain Sarcasm

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is not mine, we’re not making money off this, blah blah blah, I can’t hear you…

Author’s Note: Sora, Kairi, and Riku are 14 in the first KH, which is legal age in Japan. Any characters whose ages are not firmly established will be 14 or older. So, at least as far as Japan is concerned, we’re not writing kiddie porn.

Oi… Anyway, for the real reason you guys are here.

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Chapter 2: Wonderland – Judgement Impaired

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“…I have answered three questions, and that is enough,'
Said his father; `don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!”

Sora gazed in awe at the young blonde girl sitting atop the mushroom opposite his, and felt the urge to clap eagerly. The girl smoothed down her white apron over her blue dress, dimpled cheeks blushing slightly.

“Wow… You remembered that whole thing!” Sora exclaimed, grinning. Alice sighed, but managed a smile back.

“I’m afraid it’s not quite right,” Alice explained. “I’ve tried to get it right for the caterpillar, he asks me to recite it to him often, but unfortunately I can’t remember. It’s very queer,” the blonde explained. Sora shrugged and smiled.

“Well yeah, but it’s very nice. It’s like you’re singing, only not,” the Keybearer replied. Alice smiled happily.

“Thank you! It has always been one of my favorite poems… Or at least, I think it was.” The blonde girl adopted a thoughtful expression, leaning forward with her face supported by both hands on her cheeks. Sora felt a sudden temptation to exclaim “Kawaii!” at the sight-The blonde girl was simply adorable.

“Hm… Sora, do you remember where you came from?” Alice asked, her blue eyes shifting to take him in again. The Keybearer, Donald’s constant warnings about not-interfering in other words in the back of his head, simply nodded.

“Yeah… Why, don’t you?” Sora asked. Alice shook her head, and Sora blinked.

“Huh? You mean… Well… Wait. How could you not remember?” Sora had instantly felt a connection to this girl the moment he caught sight of her at the Queen of Heart’s court. The other inhabitants of this world (called “Wonderland”) that Sora had met were all sure of themselves, sure of where they were. The Queen scarily so. But Alice, well… She looked lost. That same look of disbelief and shock he’d seen in his eyes on this journey so far.

“It’s been… I have no idea how long,” Alice sighed, breaking into Sora’s musings. “This entire world is… Well… Quite frankly, mad.” Sora winced a bit.

“Er, well… Yeah. Kind of’.” Alice shrugged, a sad smile making its way across her face.

“I wonder if I too, am going mad,” she mused aloud. “Wandering this place, for so long… Nothing changes, nothing is new…” She smiled shyly at him, and Sora felt his face turn bright red at the raw joy in her eyes.

“Except you,” she finished quietly.

A moment of awkward silence ensued, soon broken by a blue face leaning in-between them.

“Who… Are… You?” The creature inquired, making Sora jump back, startled. It was the caterpillar, and Sora sighed in relief before dismissing his Keyblade out of his hand. Alice sighed heavily, as the caterpillar proceeded to take a long drag off his hooka and released the smoke into their faces.

“GAH!” Sora gasped, before coughing violently at the smoke now in his lungs. “What the-?”

“A new blend,” the caterpillar stated dully, taking another drag from it’s pipe. Sora smacked his fist against his chest to try and catch his breath… Before noticing giggles from in front of him. He looked up, and saw Alice, slightly flushed, giggling like a little schoolgirl. She swayed back and forth a bit on her mushroom.

“I’m so… Light…” Alice giggled, and Sora too felt a slight haze come over his mind. A dopey grin came over his face, his coughs subsiding as he got used to the fumes.

“Yeah… Me too,” he replied, laughing giddily. He absently thinks that he should have brought Goofy and Donald along. Hell, Yuffie too. She’d get a real kick out of…

Alice had removed the black band from her blonde hair and dropped it, watching it fall to the ground in awe. She giggled as it hit the ground, before pulling off her shoes and dropping them too. Sora leaned back, laughing with her, before sitting up, breathing hard. His focus sharpened slightly, as Alice undid her apron, letting the wind carry it away. Her white stockings came next, baring her pale, well-shaped legs to the dazed boy. She waved them like flags before tossing them at Sora, who caught them and laughed quietly, rubbing the silk against his face.

Through the smell of the smoke continuing to come from the caterpillar’s mouth he picked up the scent of wildflowers. Sora deeply inhaled, and managed to lean on his elbow to look back at Alice, who hadn’t been giggling for… How long had it been?

Alice was tugging at her blue dress, attempting to undo the buttons on the back. She’d gotten to her knees, her bright pink tongue at the corner of her mouth as she tried to focus. She fell over onto her face, her laughter muffled by the fungus. Sora stood up, a vague notion in his head telling him to help her… Only to fall forward, bridging the gap between the mushroom caps and finding himself lying pushed against Alice.

Mmm, warm, he sighed mentally, as he ran his hands absently up her back. His fingers met hers, and together they finished unbuttoning her dress. Sora pulled her back up, his hands around her waist, and suddenly her dreamy face was in his. Their lips met, muffling their giggles as the blonde’s dress was pulled down.

Sora’s hands found their way to her small breasts, squeezing and rubbing them. Alice giggled almost hysterically, her nipples being rather ticklish. She reached down and rubbed the crotch of Sora’s pants, feeling clear excitement through her drugged haze when he moaned.

“Sora…” She whispered, as one of his hands continued groping her and the other slid underneath her dress. Sora found the space between her legs, rubbing his fingers against already dampened bloomers. Alice mewled at the contact, instinctively moving her hips forward. Sora pulled the poofy underwear down and found the entrance to her sex, his “lessons” with Yuffie still loud and clear through the haze.

“Ahhh!” Alice squealed as a finger was slid inside her. Sora lazily pumped her, his thumb occasionally brushing against her clitoris. Some part of Sora’s brain not occupied with all the sensations and the noises Alice kept making suggested that the hooka stuff had to be some kind of… What do you call it again? Something to do with Aphrodite?

“Sooorra,” Alice moaned, and Sora just had to kiss her again. He slid his tongue into her mouth, pleased with the taste of tea and jam he found as her tongue fought against his. Impatiently she pushed away and grabbed the bottom of his shirt and jacket, pulling them up over his head. Tossing it aside, Sora helped her pull down his pants, kicking off his oversized shoes in the process. Alice wriggled out of her dress, letting it bunch up around her ankles, as her soft hand found his penis and squeezed.

“A-Alice!” Sora gasped, and the blonde couldn’t help but giggle as she slowly stroked him. Pulling him on top of her, Alice pushed her hips up just enough for her sex and his to make contact. Groaning at the pleasurable contact, Sora instinctively pushed down, his cock slowly sinking into Alice’s hot, tight passage. The blonde whimpered, closing her eyes as she was filled.

“Aaah… Mmm… Haa…” Sora felt a barrier in the way and continued pushing down, gritting his teeth. It felt so good but his body remembered Yuffie and how things were done. Alice gasped as she felt her hymen stretch, and cried out as Sora broke through. But, the hooka smoke had clouded her senses enough for the pain to be forgotten in light of the wonderful sensation of being filled. Her arms, wrapped around Sora’s shoulders, tightened their grip as she spread her legs a little wider.

“Aaahhh…” Sora sighed, as he slowly pulled back out again, both to keep control and because Alice was even tighter than Yuffie, though both had been virgins. Well, so had he, but it wasn’t very important in this situation. Withdrawing halfway, Sora bit his lip and paused, focusing on the pain instead of the pleasure. He sank back in, Alice moaning.

It was very, very slow, almost torturously, but Alice was loving every second of it. So many new, wonderful feelings! Such comfort and warmth she’d never felt before, and this growing pressure in her abdomen…

“Sor…Ahhh…” She whispered, her eyes moistening as he continued to slowly pump her vagina. She tightened her grip again, keeping him fully inside her. He groaned but complied, in no hurry to leave her tight warmth that just seemed to grow even wetter.

“Please…” Alice crooned, her eyes conveying everything Sora needed to know. One of the hands he’d been using to support himself he brought down to her mound, finding where they were joined and rubbing above it. At the same time, he began to hump her more quickly, his fingers covered in her juices and aiding against friction. Both began to pant, especially when Alice bent her knees and pushed up with her feet against Sora. An obscene wet squishing sound became audible as Alice tried to hold back a scream.

“Aaahhh… Aahhhhh… Haaaahhh… AAAAAHHHHHH!” Alice shrieked, arching her back as her first real orgasm hit. Sora bit his lip and squeaked as he came too, deep inside her pussy as she soaked his thighs and lower stomach with her release. Alice relaxed, falling into a boneless heap with Sora atop her, both breathing hard.

The caterpillar, lost in his own drug-induced world since he’d first inhaled, spared the two a glance and harrumphed.

“Messy activity… Rather colorful though,” he mused, as Sora pulled out and fell on his side next to Alice, his breathing returning to normal. Alice too began to calm down, and ran her fingers over her drooling pussy. Absently she collected some of the fluids dripping out of her and brought it up to her mouth, tasting it. She smiled dreamily.

“I say… This would be good on toast,” she mumbled, causing Sora to chuckle quietly as he pulled her against him, arms around her waist. She snuggled back, closing her eyes and just enjoying the closeness.

Some hours later, the effects of the drug cloud had worn off. Sora almost panicked, and was about to apologize to Alice before she simply smiled at him and said they should get cleaned up before he had to go. Sora nodded dumbly and followed Alice, both naked as the day they were born, to a stream where they washed up… And ended up having sex again, when Alice “accidentally” fell on him from the current pushing her legs.

Sora managed to get out an apology after, but Alice waved it off, saying she had enjoyed this activity.

“The perfect un-birthday present,” she smiled dreamily at him. “I hope to have another such gift on my next unbirthday.”

Sora recalled just how many unbirthdays there were… And didn’t know whether to feel exhausted or eager.

“Er… Well… I can’t be here for every unbirthday,” he mumbled sadly.

“That’s quite all right… There are 364 of them. I’m sure I’ll manage,” she replied, her smile eerily resembling that of the Cheshire Cat’s…

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Author’s Rant: This story is in response to the ungodly amount of bad yaoi fics for Kingdom Hearts on the ‘Net. For crying out loud, go watch some gay porn you sick fangirls! Don’t scar the rest of us with your twisted fantasies! Especially considering that the characters you pair up are, for the most part, not GAY. Subtext is not very reliable because everyone’s interpretation of it is different, and therefore isn’t a surefire way to tell someone’s sexual orientation. It is ultimately irrelevant however next to what the characters actually do and SAY. Case in point:

Cloud/Sephiroth. This pairing is so wrong and ridiculous on SO many levels it’s not even funny! Cloud HATES SEPHIROTH. Cloud HAS KILLED SEPHIROTH TWICE, and continues to WANT HIM TO CEASE TO EXIST. This is NOT SEXUAL TENSION. It’s called HATRED. Is this getting through your hormone-clouded brains?!

Oh, and even better, those who criticize this garbage are labeled “bigots” and “gay bashers”. Uh, no. I personally have nothing against homosexuals, in fact I have a few friends who have chosen that lifestyle. I’m just sick of a bunch of sexually frustrated teenaged girls twisting good characters into mere shadows of their former selves just to slake their lusts!

Excuse me…

Anyway, on why we’re writing a lemon series. One, as straight guys ourselves, it pains us to see awesome characters turned into homosexuals. I’m sure many homosexual men would find the idea of being forced to be straight similarly painful. So, we’re helping Sora and Riku out. Obviously, this fic is going to be pretty whacked, but hey-Perversion and humor go hand in hand. Besides, unlike most bad yaoi fics, we don’t INTEND this to be serious…