Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts:Behind the Scenes ❯ And it rolls on ( Chapter 11 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Sora is flipping threw the channels when he sees that one commercial about that amazing alysen thingy.
Alysen: Your like a hairstylest!
Girl:She really knows your brushing her hair!
Sora's eyes go wide.
Girl: Do you know what today is?
Alysen: It's your birthday!
Girl2: How does she know!?
Sora: -gasp- A smart cookie....I GOTTA GET ONE!!!
So Sora runs out his door screaming "AMAZING ALYSEN I'M GONNA GET YOU!!!"
Sora walks till he finds a fork in the road.
Creepy Voice: Sora.... You have 2 options. You have dangerous paths which ever one you choose.
Sora:Mkay!
Creepy Voice: Choose the road to the road to the left and it'll take you to KMart,Every thing, Every day (I think that's the slogan -_-*). Or Walmart, All ways low prices. You will face peril no mat-
Sora: -runs down the Walmart path screaming- Keyblader of the World!!!!
Creepy Voice:Nobody chooses the Kmart path...-sigh-
Sora:Ok now there's going to be alot of trouble getting my Amazing Alysen,but I'll do it!
There was no 4real danger,that is untill he reached WalMart....
Sora:Holly gosheries in a sack of beans birdman!How will I ever get past....All these cars!?
Cars,vans,and trucks surrounded everywhere.
Sora:Well I'll just have to try.-begins running in front of all the vehicles-KEYBLADERS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
He manages to get past them all untill he reached the front of it.
Sora: There it is!Came out unscathed.*BAM*!!!
But here comes a crazy taxi,and...BAM
-1 month later-
Sora: I'm back after having a busted rib,broken leg and neck!I'm recovered!!!Now to buy me a amazing Alysen!-runs in Walmart-Sora:Hmm every things qui-
Greeting Dude:Hell-o....welcometowalmartwhereeverythingisallwayslowprices ifyouneedhelpmynameisBob,andhowcanIbeofservicetoday?
(Those guys can talk fast,translation:Welcome to Walmart where every thing is allways low prices,if you need help my name is Bob, and how can I be of service today?)
Sora:Hello...Umm I don't need help....
Bob:Okhaveaniceday! (Ok have a nice day.)
Sora:Yeah you too, bukaroo.
Sora walked to the toy part to find his doll,but he sees Riku in a corner.
Riku: Yeah I got the last one!!!Amazing Alysen your mine!!!
Sora: No!!!!!!!
Riku: Oh hey Sora waz up?
Sora: No!Amazing Alysen rightfully belongs to me!
Riku: Say's who?
Sora: -dramatic pose/voice- Destiny!
Riku: Well fate brought me here to get this doll.
Sora: Well I geuse will just have to fight to the death.
Riku: Bring it!
Sora: Can you handle the power of the Keyblade?
Riku: Idiot I have one to!
Sora: Woops ^-^*
Riku: Let's get started!
Sora: -runs to him- KEYBLADER OF THE WORLD!!!!!
Riku:Hahahaha can you keep up?
So they fight clashing keyblades and junk like that,untill...
Little girl lets call her hmmmm Sue, that works.
Sue: Yay the last Amazing Alysen!!!I love you Alysen!
They stop fighting.
Riku: We can't kill the little girl can we?
Sora: I really don't think so.
Riku: Oh well.
2 little boys lets call them....Sam and Tod.
Tod: look Sam real looking Sora and Riku action figures!!!
Sam: Let's buy them.
Riku: T-T!!!nooooo...
Sora: Woah, woah,woah were 4 real.
Tod: Look they even talk, there life size, they even feel real!
Sam: They must cost a fortune.
Riku:-mutters to Sora- Make Tod stop touching me....
Sora: -sudden outburst- RUN LITTLE BOYS OR MICHAL JACKSON WILL COME AND GET YOU!!!!
Sam: OMG the boy melesters comming!!!!
Tod:AGHAGH!!!!
Sora: Hey, hey Riku, Tod had a little girl scream!
Riku: Hehe.
Sora: Sooo...What do we buy know?
Riku: There's nothing!!!
Sora: I suppose we could come back here in a couple of weeks.
Ranma-Chan93: Will Sora and Riku ever get there Amazing Alysen?Find out in part 2!!!
Alysen: Your like a hairstylest!
Girl:She really knows your brushing her hair!
Sora's eyes go wide.
Girl: Do you know what today is?
Alysen: It's your birthday!
Girl2: How does she know!?
Sora: -gasp- A smart cookie....I GOTTA GET ONE!!!
So Sora runs out his door screaming "AMAZING ALYSEN I'M GONNA GET YOU!!!"
Sora walks till he finds a fork in the road.
Creepy Voice: Sora.... You have 2 options. You have dangerous paths which ever one you choose.
Sora:Mkay!
Creepy Voice: Choose the road to the road to the left and it'll take you to KMart,Every thing, Every day (I think that's the slogan -_-*). Or Walmart, All ways low prices. You will face peril no mat-
Sora: -runs down the Walmart path screaming- Keyblader of the World!!!!
Creepy Voice:Nobody chooses the Kmart path...-sigh-
Sora:Ok now there's going to be alot of trouble getting my Amazing Alysen,but I'll do it!
There was no 4real danger,that is untill he reached WalMart....
Sora:Holly gosheries in a sack of beans birdman!How will I ever get past....All these cars!?
Cars,vans,and trucks surrounded everywhere.
Sora:Well I'll just have to try.-begins running in front of all the vehicles-KEYBLADERS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
He manages to get past them all untill he reached the front of it.
Sora: There it is!Came out unscathed.*BAM*!!!
But here comes a crazy taxi,and...BAM
-1 month later-
Sora: I'm back after having a busted rib,broken leg and neck!I'm recovered!!!Now to buy me a amazing Alysen!-runs in Walmart-Sora:Hmm every things qui-
Greeting Dude:Hell-o....welcometowalmartwhereeverythingisallwayslowprices ifyouneedhelpmynameisBob,andhowcanIbeofservicetoday?
(Those guys can talk fast,translation:Welcome to Walmart where every thing is allways low prices,if you need help my name is Bob, and how can I be of service today?)
Sora:Hello...Umm I don't need help....
Bob:Okhaveaniceday! (Ok have a nice day.)
Sora:Yeah you too, bukaroo.
Sora walked to the toy part to find his doll,but he sees Riku in a corner.
Riku: Yeah I got the last one!!!Amazing Alysen your mine!!!
Sora: No!!!!!!!
Riku: Oh hey Sora waz up?
Sora: No!Amazing Alysen rightfully belongs to me!
Riku: Say's who?
Sora: -dramatic pose/voice- Destiny!
Riku: Well fate brought me here to get this doll.
Sora: Well I geuse will just have to fight to the death.
Riku: Bring it!
Sora: Can you handle the power of the Keyblade?
Riku: Idiot I have one to!
Sora: Woops ^-^*
Riku: Let's get started!
Sora: -runs to him- KEYBLADER OF THE WORLD!!!!!
Riku:Hahahaha can you keep up?
So they fight clashing keyblades and junk like that,untill...
Little girl lets call her hmmmm Sue, that works.
Sue: Yay the last Amazing Alysen!!!I love you Alysen!
They stop fighting.
Riku: We can't kill the little girl can we?
Sora: I really don't think so.
Riku: Oh well.
2 little boys lets call them....Sam and Tod.
Tod: look Sam real looking Sora and Riku action figures!!!
Sam: Let's buy them.
Riku: T-T!!!nooooo...
Sora: Woah, woah,woah were 4 real.
Tod: Look they even talk, there life size, they even feel real!
Sam: They must cost a fortune.
Riku:-mutters to Sora- Make Tod stop touching me....
Sora: -sudden outburst- RUN LITTLE BOYS OR MICHAL JACKSON WILL COME AND GET YOU!!!!
Sam: OMG the boy melesters comming!!!!
Tod:AGHAGH!!!!
Sora: Hey, hey Riku, Tod had a little girl scream!
Riku: Hehe.
Sora: Sooo...What do we buy know?
Riku: There's nothing!!!
Sora: I suppose we could come back here in a couple of weeks.
Ranma-Chan93: Will Sora and Riku ever get there Amazing Alysen?Find out in part 2!!!