Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts:Behind the Scenes ❯ Game Shows,Game shows... ( Chapter 16 )
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Sora:Heres Bob parker!!
Bob Parker:Come on Down and welcome to.....KH:Behind the Scenes game show adition!!
Ranma:4real start already!!
~*~
Sora: -watching Wheel of Fortune-I could totally be on that show...
Kiari:So why don't ya?
Sora:For real!?You and Riku'd go with me!?
Kiari:If you get me into a 5 star hotel.
Sora:Fine!
Kiari:Call Riku.
Sora:All Right.
~*~
Riku:Dreetos,-phone starts ringing-my doctor says I should eat,talk,and drive but what the heck?
~*~
Sora:Hello?
Riku:Hey-o Sora-o!!
Sora:Pack your things where going to L.A.
Riku:Where going to la?(ya know with out the period cause Rikus not the brightest as we all know)
Sora:L.A. (he says it right)
Riku:That's what I said.Ok I'll meet you in about 10 minutes.
Sora:K.-hangs up-
~*~
Kiari:Wow you actually got in.
Sora:You doubted?
Kiari:Yes...Since people know you almost killed Mickey Mouse that one time.....
-Flash Back-
Sora:WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -running around with a knive @-0 holly crap...Na just kidding it was the key-blade-
Kiari:Stop you idiot your going to hit someone!!
Sora:True...But if I watch where I'm going.-slings key-blade back and hits Mickey-
Mickey:Owwww....
Sora:Holly Crap!!
Kiari:Idiot.
Riku:-singing-It's a small world after all!!-puts mouse ears on-lookie I can be a rat!!I am now king.
-chorus breaks out-:I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!
Riku:Ya!!-does hands out to the side which is the only way I can describe...How he does his hands...-
~*~
Sora:Look...It was an accident.
Kiari:Anywho you need a parnter.
Sora:You?
Kiari:No.
Sora:Riku?
Riku:-pops in- Nooooooo.
Sora:Roxas?
Roxas:Heck no!!
Sora:Leon!!
Leon:Oh God!!
Sora:Really!?
Leon:Oh God!!
Sora:Yay!!
Kiari:Come on guys lets go to....
Riku:LA!!!!
~*~
Soooooo ya know there on the flight and poor Kiari is sitting next too.....A loud mouth woman,old man,anjd a critical man!!
Woman:-on cell-AND I TOLD HER!!
Old Man:-sleeping-ZZZZZZZ
Critical man:OH MY GOD!!Girl your dress is soooo last year!
Kiari:Shut-up I like the way I dress.
~*~
-Ok lets check on the guys-
Roxas:I WANT YOUR BEUTIFULLLLL SOUUUULLLLL!!!!
Riku:Wow Roxas you sing good!!
Roxas:I ate Jesee Mcartney ^^.
Sora:You ate him!?
Roxas:After I bit him.
Sora:Roxas you shouldn't--
Roxas:People treat me different.
Leon:-rofl-OMG!!Wut the heck?
Riku:And cut!!Perfect Lilo and Stitch scene!
Kiari:SHUT-UP I LIKE MY DRESS!!!
Sora:Yeach Roxas wahoo!!
Roxas:And junk!!
Kiari:-screaming-Leave me the FU@# alone!!!!
Critiqual Guy:Look it's sooo cute!!-hols up a poof old style dress-
Kiari:Go to hell!!-brings out gurly key-blade-
Sora:Who gave her one!?
Riku:She wouldn't shut-up "Wanna help!,I wanna help!!"
Kiari:Yeah it's waaaaaaaay to girly!!
Riku:FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
Sora:Yeah go Kiari!!
Roxas:Woah guys guys!!Oklaokomio shhh shhh,Kiari...
Kiari:I'm sorry,I'm sorry I won't do it again!!
Roxas:Maybe we should call your sister.
Kiari:Roxas you dolt I don't have a sister.
Roxas:Ohhh Nomina!!
Nomina:Yo?
Roxas:Play Kiari's sister.
Nomina:Play Kiaris sister!
Nomina:K?
Sora:Ok continue!
Roxas:Maybe we should call your sister.
Kiari:No!I'e practiced....I just wanna kill him,I've practiced.
critiqual man:Eww she bit me...
Everyone on the plane:Ewwww....
Cloud:-walks out of pilots room-Ok,whos impersonating Lilo and Stitch!?
-everyone points to Sora,Kiari,and Roxas.-
Kiari:They paid me~
Ranma:-pops up out of the seats-Cloud you dolt your suppose to be driving!!
Cloud:And you think I can drive this thing?
Ranma:Well who's driving!?
Cloud:It's on auto-drive!
Ranma:Auto drive!?Baka that don't steer it!!
Cloud:Well I don't know what I'm doing!!
Ranma:Grrrr Donaaaaaaald!!!!!!1
-Donald Trump pops out of first class-
Donald:You fired!
Ranma:No Donald Duck!!
Donald:Yes?
Ranma:Go drive it!!
Donald:Ok!-gumie ships music begins playing-
Sora&Ranma:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kiari:-turns to Trump-I could kick your ass any day...
Trump:Bring it!!
Kiari:Yay a new fight,with a celebrity!!
And of course Kiari kicks that rich guys ass!!
-ok this has already been a nuisances trip as it is let's just skip on and go to.....-
Crowd:WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!!
anouncer:Please welcome, Patt Sagact and Vienna Sausages!I mean White!!
Patt:Yes welcome to Wheel of Fortune!Now let's bring out the contestants.
Patt:Popular in the 80's and 90's and still strong now,the plumbers we a love!Mario and Luigi!!THE SUPER MARIO BROS.!!!
-super mario bros. theme starts-
Our next contestants;our favorite hedgehog with A.D.H.D "he's the fastest thing alive!"And our favorite not to mention only two tailed fox, Sonic and Tails!!!-His world begins playing-
Finally the most recent in gaming history. He premiered in 2001 and came back for a sequel in 2006.SORA!!-Sora runs out yelling keybladers of the world.-
And he comes from some Final Fantasy game.nobody keeps track anymore, we just play them. It's Squall!!!!-simple and clean starts playing-
Squal/Leon:That's Leon!
~*~
Kiari:-in the stands talking to Riku and Roxas-I signed him up as Squal. Just to piss him off ^-^!!
Roxas:Your soo evil.
Kiari:I know!!
~*~
Fan Girls:Wahooo we knew you guys belonged to gethor!!!!
Sora:Hell!
Leon:Na!!!
~*~
Kiari:Get on with this or I'll be forced to host. Then we'll have to see Riku or Roxas in a slinky dress!
Riku:OHHH I get to be the evening one!
Roxas:Noo way the hottest one is at night. That means I should be on!!
Riku:Number one it's evening not night.Number two I'm waaaay sexier than you!!
Roxas:Than how come you ain't got a girl-friend?
Riku:I can't find the right girl,ok!!
Roxas:Just believe it charger man!I am to sexy enough for you!!
Kiari:What kind of sense did that make?
Riku:Yeah yeah whatever I'm still so sexy.
~*~
Patt:@-0 Let's just continue here's the first toss-up puzzle "a thing" is the
catogory.Let's spin to see how much we'll be playing for.900!
-it alway seems to land on 900 for some reason.Or is that just me??-
Patt:Ok Mario Bros. you start it off.
Mario:A 'S'?
Patt:I'm sorry there are no S's.Sonic?
Sonic:'P'?
Patt:Yes two 'P's'Sora?
Sora:Umm Leon wut you know about this?
Leon:I know all about it. I know all about this. Yo Patt a 'G'?
Patt:One 'G'
Sora:Hell!
Leon:Yeah!!
Patt:Mario Bros.
Luigi:'S'?
Patt:-anime sweat drop-I'm sorry no S's...
Sonic:Can I buy an 'O'?
Patt:two 'o's'
Sora:I'd like to solve.
(O: ZOMG Sora knows it!!)
Patt:Go ahead.
Sora:Photograph?
Patt:That is correct!!
Ranma:Ok let's just skip a few puzzles and say Sonic and Tails won.......Just kidding Sora and Leon won of course!!
Patt:Now we get to go on toooooo the prizes full of wheels!!I mean wheels full of prizes!!Woooo had to many taquiles and taquitoes last night!!!Partyed with Lohan and Hilton Malabu. Quite a night Sora, Leon, Vianna Sasagues,
Quit a night!!Ok let's spin the wheel.
~*~
Kiari:-whispering to Roxas and Riku-I heard Lindsey and Paris got into a cat fight there last night...Maybe they where fighting over him.
Roxas:Hehe..
Riku:OMG LOL!-Begin's rolling on the floor laughing-
Kiari:Honestly it wasn't that funny.
~*~
Patt:Sooooo who's with you guys today?
Leon:Friends.
Sora:Let's see there's my girlfriend Kiari.
Kiari:I'm not your girlfriend.
Sora:-whispering to Patt-She's crazy ya know. Girls just crazy.
Patt:I see...-he thinks Sora's crazy...But the truth is Patt's crazy-
Sora:Then there our friends Riku and Roxas.-who'm are still trying to figure out who's sexier and both are staring at ecother sparks flying, untill Riku (yes he's done rolling)moves his head forward and hits Roxas.-
Riku&Roxas:Owwww
Patt:You have some unusual friends .Ok now that it has been 10 minutes we can spin the wheel!!And it landed on a S.
Sora:Yeah lucky letter!!
Leon:Is that because your name starts with a 'S'?
Sora:Maybe a little....Maybe a lot!Yeah it's the reason.
Patt:OK your catagory is.....80's tv shows is the catagory.
Sora:A,E,I,O,U
Leon:And sometimes Y!!
Patt:I need 3 constinents and a vowel...
Sora:S
Leon:W
Sora:H
Leon:And a.......O
Sora:Wut does that spell!?
Leon:Hows!!
Sora:Or who's!!
Patt:Tis why I'm retiring this year. Catogory is 80s show, audience complete and utmost silence.20 seconds begin.
Sora:HOWDY DOODY!!
Leon:That's a candy ><
Roxas&Riku:THAT'S OK GUYS YOU CAN DO IT!!!!
Kiari:-who'm is trying sooo hard not to bust out laughing-Shhhut-up!!
Patt:10 seconds.
Sora:Let's do wut we all ways do when we don't know what to do.
Leon:Idiot we don't have time to sit down in the thinking chair ><.
Sora:Dolt no.CARE BEARS,RAINBOW BRIGHT.
Leon:Wheel of Fortune.Woops.
Sora:Ummmmmm Darkwing Duck!!Ohhh yeah FRAGGLE ROCK!!!
Patt:There ya go.Come on down Sora and Leons friends.
Riku&Roxas walk down in slinky dresses.Riku in red,Roxas in black.
Roxas:Ok which one of us could be Vianna Sauseges!!
Patt:Neither of you guys.Now let's see what you won.THE 500,000 dollars.
Sora&Leon:Wahoo!!!!!!-does the bump-
Riku:I geuss neither of us is ment to be sexy...
Roxas:Oh well....TIME FOR A MUSICAL!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:DANCE YOUR CARES AWAY WORRIES FOR ANOTHER DAY DANCE YOUR CARES AWAY DOWN AT FRAGGLE ROCK!!!
Sora:Attention all losers!!
Ranma:Ok I'm not doning this whole song XD let's just leave it at that.If fact I think that it's time to end this capter.
Roxas:I do to.
Ranma:Why do you?
Roxas:These heels are killing me.
Ranma:-anime sweet drop-Sorry Roxas-san.
Bob Parker:Come on Down and welcome to.....KH:Behind the Scenes game show adition!!
Ranma:4real start already!!
~*~
Sora: -watching Wheel of Fortune-I could totally be on that show...
Kiari:So why don't ya?
Sora:For real!?You and Riku'd go with me!?
Kiari:If you get me into a 5 star hotel.
Sora:Fine!
Kiari:Call Riku.
Sora:All Right.
~*~
Riku:Dreetos,-phone starts ringing-my doctor says I should eat,talk,and drive but what the heck?
~*~
Sora:Hello?
Riku:Hey-o Sora-o!!
Sora:Pack your things where going to L.A.
Riku:Where going to la?(ya know with out the period cause Rikus not the brightest as we all know)
Sora:L.A. (he says it right)
Riku:That's what I said.Ok I'll meet you in about 10 minutes.
Sora:K.-hangs up-
~*~
Kiari:Wow you actually got in.
Sora:You doubted?
Kiari:Yes...Since people know you almost killed Mickey Mouse that one time.....
-Flash Back-
Sora:WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -running around with a knive @-0 holly crap...Na just kidding it was the key-blade-
Kiari:Stop you idiot your going to hit someone!!
Sora:True...But if I watch where I'm going.-slings key-blade back and hits Mickey-
Mickey:Owwww....
Sora:Holly Crap!!
Kiari:Idiot.
Riku:-singing-It's a small world after all!!-puts mouse ears on-lookie I can be a rat!!I am now king.
-chorus breaks out-:I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!
Riku:Ya!!-does hands out to the side which is the only way I can describe...How he does his hands...-
~*~
Sora:Look...It was an accident.
Kiari:Anywho you need a parnter.
Sora:You?
Kiari:No.
Sora:Riku?
Riku:-pops in- Nooooooo.
Sora:Roxas?
Roxas:Heck no!!
Sora:Leon!!
Leon:Oh God!!
Sora:Really!?
Leon:Oh God!!
Sora:Yay!!
Kiari:Come on guys lets go to....
Riku:LA!!!!
~*~
Soooooo ya know there on the flight and poor Kiari is sitting next too.....A loud mouth woman,old man,anjd a critical man!!
Woman:-on cell-AND I TOLD HER!!
Old Man:-sleeping-ZZZZZZZ
Critical man:OH MY GOD!!Girl your dress is soooo last year!
Kiari:Shut-up I like the way I dress.
~*~
-Ok lets check on the guys-
Roxas:I WANT YOUR BEUTIFULLLLL SOUUUULLLLL!!!!
Riku:Wow Roxas you sing good!!
Roxas:I ate Jesee Mcartney ^^.
Sora:You ate him!?
Roxas:After I bit him.
Sora:Roxas you shouldn't--
Roxas:People treat me different.
Leon:-rofl-OMG!!Wut the heck?
Riku:And cut!!Perfect Lilo and Stitch scene!
Kiari:SHUT-UP I LIKE MY DRESS!!!
Sora:Yeach Roxas wahoo!!
Roxas:And junk!!
Kiari:-screaming-Leave me the FU@# alone!!!!
Critiqual Guy:Look it's sooo cute!!-hols up a poof old style dress-
Kiari:Go to hell!!-brings out gurly key-blade-
Sora:Who gave her one!?
Riku:She wouldn't shut-up "Wanna help!,I wanna help!!"
Kiari:Yeah it's waaaaaaaay to girly!!
Riku:FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
Sora:Yeah go Kiari!!
Roxas:Woah guys guys!!Oklaokomio shhh shhh,Kiari...
Kiari:I'm sorry,I'm sorry I won't do it again!!
Roxas:Maybe we should call your sister.
Kiari:Roxas you dolt I don't have a sister.
Roxas:Ohhh Nomina!!
Nomina:Yo?
Roxas:Play Kiari's sister.
Nomina:Play Kiaris sister!
Nomina:K?
Sora:Ok continue!
Roxas:Maybe we should call your sister.
Kiari:No!I'e practiced....I just wanna kill him,I've practiced.
critiqual man:Eww she bit me...
Everyone on the plane:Ewwww....
Cloud:-walks out of pilots room-Ok,whos impersonating Lilo and Stitch!?
-everyone points to Sora,Kiari,and Roxas.-
Kiari:They paid me~
Ranma:-pops up out of the seats-Cloud you dolt your suppose to be driving!!
Cloud:And you think I can drive this thing?
Ranma:Well who's driving!?
Cloud:It's on auto-drive!
Ranma:Auto drive!?Baka that don't steer it!!
Cloud:Well I don't know what I'm doing!!
Ranma:Grrrr Donaaaaaaald!!!!!!1
-Donald Trump pops out of first class-
Donald:You fired!
Ranma:No Donald Duck!!
Donald:Yes?
Ranma:Go drive it!!
Donald:Ok!-gumie ships music begins playing-
Sora&Ranma:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kiari:-turns to Trump-I could kick your ass any day...
Trump:Bring it!!
Kiari:Yay a new fight,with a celebrity!!
And of course Kiari kicks that rich guys ass!!
-ok this has already been a nuisances trip as it is let's just skip on and go to.....-
Crowd:WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!!
anouncer:Please welcome, Patt Sagact and Vienna Sausages!I mean White!!
Patt:Yes welcome to Wheel of Fortune!Now let's bring out the contestants.
Patt:Popular in the 80's and 90's and still strong now,the plumbers we a love!Mario and Luigi!!THE SUPER MARIO BROS.!!!
-super mario bros. theme starts-
Our next contestants;our favorite hedgehog with A.D.H.D "he's the fastest thing alive!"And our favorite not to mention only two tailed fox, Sonic and Tails!!!-His world begins playing-
Finally the most recent in gaming history. He premiered in 2001 and came back for a sequel in 2006.SORA!!-Sora runs out yelling keybladers of the world.-
And he comes from some Final Fantasy game.nobody keeps track anymore, we just play them. It's Squall!!!!-simple and clean starts playing-
Squal/Leon:That's Leon!
~*~
Kiari:-in the stands talking to Riku and Roxas-I signed him up as Squal. Just to piss him off ^-^!!
Roxas:Your soo evil.
Kiari:I know!!
~*~
Fan Girls:Wahooo we knew you guys belonged to gethor!!!!
Sora:Hell!
Leon:Na!!!
~*~
Kiari:Get on with this or I'll be forced to host. Then we'll have to see Riku or Roxas in a slinky dress!
Riku:OHHH I get to be the evening one!
Roxas:Noo way the hottest one is at night. That means I should be on!!
Riku:Number one it's evening not night.Number two I'm waaaay sexier than you!!
Roxas:Than how come you ain't got a girl-friend?
Riku:I can't find the right girl,ok!!
Roxas:Just believe it charger man!I am to sexy enough for you!!
Kiari:What kind of sense did that make?
Riku:Yeah yeah whatever I'm still so sexy.
~*~
Patt:@-0 Let's just continue here's the first toss-up puzzle "a thing" is the
catogory.Let's spin to see how much we'll be playing for.900!
-it alway seems to land on 900 for some reason.Or is that just me??-
Patt:Ok Mario Bros. you start it off.
Mario:A 'S'?
Patt:I'm sorry there are no S's.Sonic?
Sonic:'P'?
Patt:Yes two 'P's'Sora?
Sora:Umm Leon wut you know about this?
Leon:I know all about it. I know all about this. Yo Patt a 'G'?
Patt:One 'G'
Sora:Hell!
Leon:Yeah!!
Patt:Mario Bros.
Luigi:'S'?
Patt:-anime sweat drop-I'm sorry no S's...
Sonic:Can I buy an 'O'?
Patt:two 'o's'
Sora:I'd like to solve.
(O: ZOMG Sora knows it!!)
Patt:Go ahead.
Sora:Photograph?
Patt:That is correct!!
Ranma:Ok let's just skip a few puzzles and say Sonic and Tails won.......Just kidding Sora and Leon won of course!!
Patt:Now we get to go on toooooo the prizes full of wheels!!I mean wheels full of prizes!!Woooo had to many taquiles and taquitoes last night!!!Partyed with Lohan and Hilton Malabu. Quite a night Sora, Leon, Vianna Sasagues,
Quit a night!!Ok let's spin the wheel.
~*~
Kiari:-whispering to Roxas and Riku-I heard Lindsey and Paris got into a cat fight there last night...Maybe they where fighting over him.
Roxas:Hehe..
Riku:OMG LOL!-Begin's rolling on the floor laughing-
Kiari:Honestly it wasn't that funny.
~*~
Patt:Sooooo who's with you guys today?
Leon:Friends.
Sora:Let's see there's my girlfriend Kiari.
Kiari:I'm not your girlfriend.
Sora:-whispering to Patt-She's crazy ya know. Girls just crazy.
Patt:I see...-he thinks Sora's crazy...But the truth is Patt's crazy-
Sora:Then there our friends Riku and Roxas.-who'm are still trying to figure out who's sexier and both are staring at ecother sparks flying, untill Riku (yes he's done rolling)moves his head forward and hits Roxas.-
Riku&Roxas:Owwww
Patt:You have some unusual friends .Ok now that it has been 10 minutes we can spin the wheel!!And it landed on a S.
Sora:Yeah lucky letter!!
Leon:Is that because your name starts with a 'S'?
Sora:Maybe a little....Maybe a lot!Yeah it's the reason.
Patt:OK your catagory is.....80's tv shows is the catagory.
Sora:A,E,I,O,U
Leon:And sometimes Y!!
Patt:I need 3 constinents and a vowel...
Sora:S
Leon:W
Sora:H
Leon:And a.......O
Sora:Wut does that spell!?
Leon:Hows!!
Sora:Or who's!!
Patt:Tis why I'm retiring this year. Catogory is 80s show, audience complete and utmost silence.20 seconds begin.
Sora:HOWDY DOODY!!
Leon:That's a candy ><
Roxas&Riku:THAT'S OK GUYS YOU CAN DO IT!!!!
Kiari:-who'm is trying sooo hard not to bust out laughing-Shhhut-up!!
Patt:10 seconds.
Sora:Let's do wut we all ways do when we don't know what to do.
Leon:Idiot we don't have time to sit down in the thinking chair ><.
Sora:Dolt no.CARE BEARS,RAINBOW BRIGHT.
Leon:Wheel of Fortune.Woops.
Sora:Ummmmmm Darkwing Duck!!Ohhh yeah FRAGGLE ROCK!!!
Patt:There ya go.Come on down Sora and Leons friends.
Riku&Roxas walk down in slinky dresses.Riku in red,Roxas in black.
Roxas:Ok which one of us could be Vianna Sauseges!!
Patt:Neither of you guys.Now let's see what you won.THE 500,000 dollars.
Sora&Leon:Wahoo!!!!!!-does the bump-
Riku:I geuss neither of us is ment to be sexy...
Roxas:Oh well....TIME FOR A MUSICAL!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:DANCE YOUR CARES AWAY WORRIES FOR ANOTHER DAY DANCE YOUR CARES AWAY DOWN AT FRAGGLE ROCK!!!
Sora:Attention all losers!!
Ranma:Ok I'm not doning this whole song XD let's just leave it at that.If fact I think that it's time to end this capter.
Roxas:I do to.
Ranma:Why do you?
Roxas:These heels are killing me.
Ranma:-anime sweet drop-Sorry Roxas-san.