Kirby: Right Back At Ya! Fan Fiction ❯ Revenge of the Metaknight - The Full Story ❯ Chapter 6: Battle on the sails ( Chapter 6 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Chapter 7: Battle on the Sails



In the bridge, the lights were still dimmed, Metaknight and crew stared at a ships sensor display trying to find out if Kirby had been eliminated

Captain Falcon: Well.. where is he..

Waddle Dee: Maybe we got him!

Metaknight: Somehow I doubt its going to be that easy, put the entire ship at alert, he could be anywhere by now



Actually Kirby and Waddle Doo were perfectally fine, they had managed to get to a little compartment under the wing, and were now in some form of lush garden, ripe with magic tomatoes.

Kirby: What is this place..

Waddle Doo: Waddle Dee wanted a garden onboard, I guess this would be it.. We're right under the right wing, and if we get into the wing itself we can do some serious damage

Kirby: lets keep moving then!



King Dedede and company were now heading in the opposite direction, the left wing!

King Dedede: Are you sure this is the right way

Simon Mirror: Well now gee, I wonder, we've only passed 75 signs saying "this way to left wing" on the way here, not to mention your standing on a floor tile with the words "To left wing painted on it". I really have to wonder, are we going the right way?

King Dedede: It isnt the right way.. I knew it!

Simon: .........................................

Simon blasted open the door with his magic rod, and proceeded to look around the massive machinery and wiring running around. Several people were running around dealing with this and that, and none of them really noticed the broken door

Operator 1: Bring rudder number 3 to 35% declination,

Operator 2: Roger that

The second operator begins typing in some commands to the computer in front of him, he feels a tap on the shoulder, turns around and gets a hammer in the face, sending him to the other side of the wing span. The second operator gets his energy rifle out and fires at Dededes crew, knocking simons rod out of his hands, and sending it sliding down the wing towards the extreme left of the ship. He starts down after it while King Dedede finishes off the first operator

Simon: my rod!!

King Dedede: Where the heck are you going?? Are you nuts??

Simon: I need my rod!! Its.. very important to me

King Dedede: Why is that thing so important to you anyways

Simon grabs the rod and picks it up, wielding it proudly

Simon: This rod has been in the family for generations, its a family airlum i intend to pass down some day, when this is all over

King Dedede: ... deep

By the time they had caught up with the rod they were halfway across the wingspan

Poppy Bros Senior: I think we should leave this up to kirby sir!

King Dedede: Are you nuts?? I haven't had this much fun since before i met cream puff. Besides that guy couldn't destroy a paper bag

Simon: Sir.. hes beaten you on 3 consectutive occaisions

King Dedede: Yeah yeah yeah I know.



Back over on the right side, Kirby was having a bit better luck, he had already made his way to the exteme right of the ship, and had found the controls for extending the wings and controlling the flaps. With a mighty heave he fired his patented ball of air (copyright kirby 1993-4000 all rights reserved) at the control panel, causing it to explode in a fiery mess. A loud creaking sound could be heard as the wing could no longer support itself.

Waddle Doo: There, they can't steer the ship anymore!!

Kirby: I don't think this wing is going to last much longer, run!!

They both take off towards the other end of the ship as the bolts holding the armor of the wing in place begin firing off like pellets from a BB gun. Also making this increasingly difficult was the fact that the ship was rotating to favor that side of the ship, it was now
on a 10 degree angle and quickly increasing. The guide wire for the sail portion of the wing began snapping off one by one as the wing began to crack off from the loss of the support the guide wire offered. The emergancy door on the other end of the hall was begining to close, kirby and waddle doo just barely managed to slip under as it locked into place. Behind the door they could hear the wing give way and literally peices of it tearing off



On the bridge the status panel was showing the wing going from green on the panel to red, now also on the list of ship controls, the first 20 or so on the list went from green (normal) to red (Fault).

Waddle Dee: flaps 6-10 down, right sail control system has developed a fault..

Captain Falcon: THATS BECAUSE ITS NO LONGER ATTACHED TO THE SHIP YOU IDIOT

Metaknight: Will you both SHUT UP!! Falcon, adjust the left wing to compensate. Waddle Dee, get repair crews moving

Waddle Dee: How can you repair what isn't there

Metaknight: Well then DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Falcon grabbed a row of levers labelled "manual flap control - 1-5" and pulled them down to the 100% mark, the ship began levelling off.



Back with Dedede, they were trying to figure out how to destroy the wing when the gears for the flap system began moving

Simon: They are trying to rebalance the ship, hurry up and do something

King Dedede picks up an engineers wrench and throws it into the gears, causing them to seize up.

Computer: Flap 1 Malfunction, Flap 2, malfunction, flap 3, malfunction, flap 4, malfunction, flap 5, malfunction

King Dedede: Happy?

Simon: No.. we need to destroy the wing itself

King Dedede: yay!

With that King Dedede begins smashing on everything within a 200 meter radius like a kid who had one too many chocolate covered sugar squares for breakfast. Before long, the wing was in the same condition as the other side, they quickly began making their way towards the main body of the ship.



And back on the bridge, more systems were failing

Waddle Dee: We've lost flaps 1..2...3..4..5.. we've lost both wings sir.

Metaknight: Adjust the emergancy rudder to compensate!!

Captain Falcon grabbed another lever labelled "Emergancy Rudder" that ran horizontally along the navigations board. With a quick motion of the hand he adjusted it to 47.65 Degrees starboard.

Metaknight: Commander Biospark.. prepare heavy lobster immediately!

Biospark: sir, they are inside the ship, we would take too much collateral damage

Metaknight: I said do it! We stand to lose more if we don't stop them!!

Biospark: yes..sir...

With that biospark headed out of the Security Command on deck 4 and began heading towards the hangar.

Metaknight: Waddle dee, your piloting

Falcon and Dee: WHAT???

Metaknight: No time to explain, just do it!

Waddle dee: yes sir!

With that he waddles his way off the bridge and into the main elevator. He hits the "Hangar" button and descends into the depths of the ship. Metaknight grabs his own ships intercom and flips the switch to all sections.

Metaknight: Attention all crew, the elevator is hereby offlimits due to expected collateral damage, use the emergancy stairwells and jeffories tubes for further travel between decks.

Captain Falcon: Sir are you out of your mind letting Dee pilot the heavy lobster??

Metaknight: We need someone as unpredictable as Dee at the controls, maybe we can throw Kirby off.

Suddenly Chief Engineer Gim came on over the communcations system.

Gim: This is chief engineer gim, we have managed to get two anti gravity plants running at 200%, also the spare and we're getting ready to repair number 3.. if we lose any more the ship can't fly.

Metaknight: alright commander, thank you for the warning.



Kirby, Waddle Doo, and King Dededes escort had all met up in the lower sections of the ship.

Kirby: So.. whats our next strategy

Simon: We need to hit whatever is supplying power, once thats out of the way we can safely say weve destroyed the ship

King Dedede: Hit it..with my mallet?

Waddle Doo: I pity you simon, I really do

Simon: Thanks, this isn't an easy job

King Dedede was about to reply with his mallet when suddenly the wall behind them gave way to a huge metal claw, Behind the wall was the newly rebuilt heavy lobster, now dark purple in color, but still as menacing looking as ever.

Waddle Dee: Kirby, its time for you to fr.. oooh a quarter

Heavy Lobster ducked down as the operator inside bent down to pick up a quarter, its claws opened up, and then it bent back up again. Kirby and company all rolled their eyes when they heard the "ow" coming from the person inside, who had just hit his head off the back of the unit.

Waddle Doo: Dee, come on, you dont need to do this!

Waddle Dee: Sure I do, you don't need to do this either!

Waddle Doo: You really are simple you know that, don't you realize how many people are going to be hurt or worse if this goes any further

Waddle Dee: Yep, and your one of them!!

With that the lobster leapt forward, the group scattered running down the hallway as the lobster followed after them at a slow march. While Kirby and company had to dodge, leap over, duck under, or swerve to avoid the critical components lying in the hallway. Waddle Dee felt no obligation to just stepping on any of it.. well I can't say that, he was quite shocked when he stepped on the high voltage wire, but he kept going. He fired heavy lobsters newly acquired chain guns at the group, sweeping bullets across the floor and narrowly missing kirby. The group gets to a huge cargo elevator and hits a random button on the panel as the elevator begins taking them back up.

Kirby: Whew.. that was close

Suddenly they heard a loud jet noise beneath them as Heavy Lobster rockets through the elevator with its newly grown jetpack.

Waddle Dee: Your not getting away that easily!

With that he fired the back mounted missile launcher, all of them locked onto King Dedede and he was sent to the extreme end of the elevator. His head was just sticking over the side, and he could see several decks up that there was a large metal beam where his head would be in a matter of seconds. If he didn't move his head would be crushed between the elevator and the beam. He also realized that he was pinned down by heavy lobsters foot. Kirby, thinking fast, sucked King Dedede in at the last second and spat him out into the opposite corner, narrowly missing the beam.

King Dedede: Guuuhh..

Simon: Eat this!!!!!!!

Simon let out a large rainbow beam from his staff towards the blue eyes of the beast, a wild mechanical whirring could be heard as the machine began making erratic movements.

Waddle Dee: ... uh oh... this isnt good

With that Heavy Lobster Began fireing all of its weapons every which way, metal peices rained down like shrapnel towards the elevator, which Simon reflected. Heavy Lobster wasn't done though. With a mighty heavy he turned on his jetpack, and careened into Waddle Doo, sending him smack into a wall. Kirby sucked in some shrapnel and began spiting it out like a machine gun at Heavy lobster. One big peice stuck in its back as with a final heave its jetpack came back online and it crashed through the wall of the ship and into the rear docking bay, also bringing the elevator to a grinding halt.

Kirby: You guys stay here, I'll take on lobster boy

With that kirby followed the trail of destruction into the hangar bay. Heavy Lobster had regained control however and now had a cargo crate in its hand ready to throw. With a large hydraulic release sound it threw the crate with tremendous force, Kirby was knocked back to the very edge of the hangar.

Waddle Dee: And now... you... oooh a shiny penny!!

Once again the massive mechanical terorr bent over for its operator. This time Kirby looked around, He saw the one most vital thing in the room, the Emergancy Hatch release lever. With a mighty tug he pulled on it, and the doors to the cargo bay literally blew off, creating a vacuum towards the outside of the ship. Heavy Lobster could do nothing but grab kirby on its way out, and down over the rear of the ship. King Dedede headed over to check out to see if he could see kirby, but he couldnt see anything over the rear of the ship.

King Dedede: Well, cream puffs dead. Lets party!

Simon: That cream puff saved your life sire..

King Dedede: Yeah.... well... send his family a flower or something, I don't care, he's DEAD!!! yee haw!

But, King Dedede was wrong, he was not dead, with a mighty caw Dynablade emerged from beneath the ship, Kirby riding on her back.

Kirby: Don't count me out yet Dedede!

King Dedede: Oh.. look.. hes alive.. how horrib.. i mean how wonderful (Mumbling) lousy no good cream puff

Kirby: Yeah I'm sure your over joyed, lets get this thing down

Even Dedede had to cheer at this concept as they headed back towards the rear docking bay, little did they know what was around the corner for them next chapter.. but I know.. hehehehe.. will I tell you? Nah! Well, ok.. next chapter