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Epilogue

One more for whatever fans my story has created...

Late at night in the mechanical fortress of Metaknight a dim light was on in one of the studys. Meta Axe was seated at a table with a blue print in front of him, pen in hand, while Captain Falcon, Waddle dee and Metaknight paced around the room.

Metaknight: Alright.. can anyone tell us where we went wrong with the Halberd?

Captain Falcon: umm.. everywhere?

Waddle Dee: We never did fix that vending machine..

Metaknight: .. We didn't did we? Maybe that was it...

Captain Falcon: The mighty metaknight.. brought down by a vending machine... somehow I doubt it.

Metaknight: We need something new.. obviously terrifying and dangerous just doesn't cut it anymore..

Waddle Dee: What about a giant bird?

Metaknight: Sometimes you make me wonder Dee.. you really do..

Captain Falcon: Dreamland to waddle dee, come in Dee, we built a giant bird, Kirby tore it apart, remember, it nearly landed on our heads!

Waddle Dee: Oh yeah, you owe me one for saving your life!

Captain Falcon: ... do I have to..

Waddle Dee: yes..

Metaknight: Guys I'm not even gonna ask, just start thinking ideas for a new weapon

Captain Falcon: Space cannon?

Metaknight: ... actually thats not too bad, but its too much on its own, we need a weakness kirby can attack

Captain Falcon: Doesn't that kind of defeat the point of making a weapon to combat kirby..?

Metaknight: Not at all, it just lets me get my revenge on him

Captain Falcon: ahh.. might I suggest something

Metaknight: Sure go ahead..

Captain Falcon: SCREW YOUR FREAKING REVENGE AND TAKE OVER THE FREAKING PLANET ALREADY!!!!

Everyone stares at Falcon in disbelief

Metaknight: How many cups of coffee have you had so far Renard?

Captain Falcon began thinking for a moment, his hands jittering and a cup of coffee in his hands

Captain Falcon: let me think here.. 6 plus 20 plus 18.. multiplyed by 7

Waddle Dee: I've got it, make the space cannon controlled by a giant fish

Metaknight: ...

Waddle Dee: .. did i say something stupid again?

Metaknight sat there for a minute thinking, Captain Falcon had dug out a decent sized calculator and was punching in numbers.

Metaknight: Actually.. you didn't..

Captain Falcon: Is 14376 a prime number?

Metaknight: ... it isn't

Captain Falcon: oh well then.. 40073

Metaknight: You drank 40073 cups of coffee?

Captain Falcon: erm.. yeah..

Metaknight: There goes this months budget....

Waddle Dee: Way to go Birdbrain.. dumb dumb.. peepee head

Captain Falcon: Don't mention peepee...

Metaknight: Captain Falcon, I think you've had one too..

Captain falcon suddenly ran out of the room screaming I WANT MORE COFFEE, and heading to the bathroom

Metaknight: ... great, Dee becomes sane and Renard goes bonkers

Meta Axe: It happens..

Meta Chain: So are we making this giant fish?

Metaknight: Yes.. I believe so..

Waddle Dee: What shall I tell the workers sir?

Waddle Dee gets out a notepad and gets ready to record a big long speech.

Metaknight: Tell them.. Screw big and glamorous, small and insanely stupid is the way to go.

Waddle Dee looked at him puzzled

Waddle Dee: .. And?

Metaknight: .. Thats it...

Waddle Dee: .. Nothing about the future of dreamland? No "I will rule"? No stereotypical super villian laugh?

Metaknight: Do you even know what the word Stereotypical means?

Waddle Dee: Of course I do!

Metaknight: Well then, do enlighten us

Everyone watches Dee for a few moments, he scratches his head

Waddle Dee: .. alright so i don't!

Ok, heres the deal, I'm debating writing the continuation of Revenge of the Metaknight, this time with an original plot. If your interested, review it and let me know.

Also, works to come in the future..

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