Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Needle Nose Theif ❯ A new hero ( Chapter 1 )
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Needle Nose Thief
Ch1: Storm Front
Haras ran as fast as her feet could carry her, through the streets of England as she carried her famous pair of needle nose pliers and a bag filled with goods she had stolen from a evil merchant extorting money from the carriages. Her emerald tresses flowed from the headband she wore as she raced through a thin ally to her small house, her lithe body easily dodging trashcans, and her jade eyes scanning for anyone who might have followed her.
She sighed as she had won this night, but when she turned around she slammed into a hard male chest. She landed flat on her butt as she stared at the man she had walked into, he was beautiful; golden blonde hair, sapphire eyes that she could stare into forever, and a well built and muscular body she couldn't tear her eyes away from. “Are you alright?” the man asked, reaching down to pick place her on her feet. She finally saw the green tunic and hat, brown battle boots, and white tights that she thought looked really good on him.
“I…uh…” she could only nod. There was a loud clatter as two men came down the ally, with swords.
“Can you fight girl?”
“My name is Haras, and yes I can fight.” She locked open her pliers as she saw him draw a huge and cool looking sword. Her legs ran at the smaller of the two men and stabbed him in the neck as he spurted blood out from two puncture marks.
She heard metal clang on metal as the swords clash, but she lingered too long on the battlefield, and she got slashed from her right shoulder to her left hip.
“Haras!” she heard the man say as she went down and saw the other man get split in half.
Her vision went black as the man's boots ran to her. She woke up in an amazingly soft bed, in a white gown; instead of her black thief's clothes…”Where are my clothes?” she asked and wrapped the warm blankets around her lithe form so the man didn't see her form.
The man looked at her. “I didn't undress you, so I don't know. I had one of the maids bandage you.”
“Maids, am I in the Castle of England?”
“England? You are In Hyrule pretty one.” He said and pointed to the coat of arms on the wall.
“'Hyrule'? Where is that?”
“It is…far away.”
“How did I get here, how long have I been asleep?”
“I carried you, you have been asleep for three hours now.”
Something he said didn't add up, three hours of being asleep, being for away, and she had never heard if `Hyrule'. “Okay.”
Just then there was a blonde girl sweeping into the room, dressed in a pink dress. “Princess Zelda!” the man bowed down.
“Please Link, I should be bowing down to you! You have brought us the thief and the second tri-force, right?” the woman said light heartedly.
He held up a triangle pendent and smiled. “We have them.”
“Thank you Link, and I truly am sorry over Sarah.”
Link's face fell and he looked at Haras and he visibly winced. A hand fell on his shoulder; it was Zelda's hand on his shoulder. “We should leave Haras to rest.”
“It's alright, there are some things I would like to talk to Link about.” Her eyes narrowed on the gorgeous man.
Zelda nodded and left. “Who is Sarah?”
“Past girlfriend.”
“What happened to her?”
“She `died', gave her spirit to watch over the land of Hyrule.”
“Gave her spirit? Am I still on Earth?”
“Um…yes and no.”
“What?!”
“It is hard to explain, but you will learn, we have something we need you for.”
“Like what?”
“Thievery.”
“Thieving what?”
“A third and final tri-force.”
“A third? You have one? And what's a tri-force?”
“Yes a third, we have the pieces to one, and it is a triangle with a golden power that shines on those worthy.”
“My head is spinning.” Haras held the sides of her head.
“You sleep, I need to do something right now,” he went out onto the balcony, “Sleep well luv.” He said and closed the glass doors.
`Luv'? She slept for about a half an hour, before her well-trained metabolism kicked in and woke her up. Link was still on the balcony, with someone, a girl, about thirteen from the sound of her voice, and two other female's these sounded much higher.
Haras walked to the doors with great effort and she heard some talking. “Navi and Tatl, please watch over Link and Haras, they need it.”
“Relax Sarah, we are all over it, right honey?” a high female voice said.
“Yep.” Came another high voice.
“I still can't believe that I have gay fairies!” Link said and laughed a little.
The high voices laughed and disappeared, leaving Link alone with the thirteen-year-old voice. “Link, I know me being in the heavens hurts you, but please, find another.”
“Do you mean Zelda?”
“No, Haras, I know her well, she would be very good for you.”
“But she reminds me so much of you it hurts.”
“I know baby, I know you hurt, but she is the one, I was the one and so is she.”
“What do you mean?”
“Think about it, and listen to me, love her, she will heal you.” Then she saw the silhouette of the girl kiss Link passionately.
“I have to go luv, she is listening, and she needs you as much you need her.”
Link sat down and Haras opened the door. “I see you weren't kidding, but gay fairies? I thought fairies didn't exist.”
“Navi and Tatl are as real as you and me, but they are both female and lovers, so they stay out of site in public.”
“Interesting. So Sarah was a little girl?”
“She `died' two days ago, when we were all celebrating the defeat of Gannondorf.”
“I am sorry…”
“Don't be, Sarah said to forget her and focus on…”
“I heard it all, she wants you to focus on me.”
“Yeah, but if we do come together, I want it to be sure.” Link said.
“There is only one way to find out.” Haras dipped her head and stole a kiss from Link, who was surprised by Haras's skilled lips. The spark was more of an inferno for the two of them, as the held on and even increased the intensity by Link bringing his tongue out to plead for entrance into her mouth. Haras was special in this area; she had never had to go passed the simple kissing to seduce whom she needed to, she was a virgin who had never even French-kissed.
Her mouth opened and Link's skilled tongue invaded her cavern. She meekly managed to put her tongue in link's mouth, which he began to play with, caressing and prodding, she grew bolder and being to fight as fiercely as he did in a never ending battle for dominance.
They broke soon for air and Haras and Link's eyes never left each other's, apparently it was true; they were made for each other. Link placed his hands on her waist, which he was very softly doing because of her wound, and brought her to sit on his lap.
“Did you feel the spark?” Haras asked as she still tried to catch her breathe, she felt something poke her inner thigh, and she wasn't as naïve as people thought she was…
“It was more like and inferno.” He said and kissed her again.
The same inferno sized spark was there and they continued with their fight for dominance, which always ended in a tie. Haras was lying down on Link's chest as her current lover played with her butt-length hair, she was still clothed and they hadn't made love, but the felt at peace.
“Kind of quick for us to hook up like this huh?” Haras said and nuzzled further into the comfy chest.
“I think it was predestined.”
“What time period are we in? You still use swords and not guns, you have horses, not cars, and you have monarchs instead of parliament!”
“We are one-thousand years from our world's creating.”
“So, one-thousand A.D. is the time period, I guess we can call this Creation.”
“What are you doing?”
“Classifying the time period, if we record it, we have records of treaties and great evils for future generations to read and learn from.”
Link kissed her forehead. “I have a smart woman.”
“Thanks.” She smiled and lay back down on his chest. She placed his arms to hold her lower back as she lied down. “That is romantic in my world.”
Link gave her a toothy smile, and she could see his white teeth and overly sharp canines. “I know it's early, but I already feel I love you so much!”
He looked down to see Haras slightly snoring with her lips partly separated as her head and emerald hair rose with every breath she took.
Her hair and eyes remind her so much of Sarah, but he looks deeper at her older, more mature (In both ways) form, and he sees someone completely different.
He laid his head back and smiled as sleep overcame him.
Zelda was watching through her magical mirror as Link and the newcomer fall asleep in each other's arms. Do they know how long I have waited for Link to be mine? Now this newcomer is here for all of four hours and she has stolen Link from me!
She sat in her throne and crossed her legs in superiority. She thought of a way to get Link to be her lover. A thought came to her; Gannon was in the dungeon wrapped in leather, chains, magic, and stripped of his tri-force piece, he was harmless.
She walked swiftly down the stone corridor as the torches on the wall crackled in their feast of wood. Gannon's door was covered with magic seals and sutras, carved from the wood from the great Deku tree and finished with a mixture of lava and water from the Goron Mountain and Zora palace, it was the ultimate in magical resistance.
She opened the door and saw Gannon suspended in mid-air by chains and leather, surrounded by lava from Volvagia's Volcano if he escaped, he would die. “Gannon, I want to know something.”
“Ah, princess Zelda! As lovely as ever, I see! What brings you to my humble abode?”
“I need to know if there really is love magic, like in the legends.”
“Oh, Link found a new wench has he? And it wasn't you?”
“Yes…”
“There is no love magic like in legends, but I know how to get him.”
“How?”
“Kill off the girl and keep as close as possible as you can to Link.”
“But we need her to get the final set of Tri-force, the third and final set to get nine pieces.”
“Then use her and send her on a mission and have her killed, break the new softly and stay as near him as you can.”
“Do I need to do anything for you?” she was asking without any idea of what he might want out of the thousand things in his greedy mind.
“No, I would get nothing by asking,” she left the room at that. “You are already doing me a favor.” He smiled as his left hand glowed gold; all he needed was to come in contact the physical form of the tri-force. “Soon, princess, I will have the tri-force, the kingdom, and you.” He gave his evil laugh and quieted down to gather as magic he would need for his plan to work.