Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ The Sorcerer's New Pet ❯ No Sex For You~ ( Chapter 5 )

Chapter Five

 

 

No Sex for You~

 

 

Several weeks passed with link spending time with Vaati in his lab. Though there had been several moments when the young sorcerer shooed him out, he would always return there after his long walks about the wind palace.

Vaati himself seemed to be constantly adding space for whatever need arose at the time. There almost seemed like there wasn't anything the sorcerer couldn't do. He took care of everything, and especially Link.

Link no longer concerned himself over his safety, or anything that Vaati might do. He was now well situated and slowly growing ever more loyal to the eccentric young man. Nor did he find any fault with the elementals that would one day leave. He couldn't really imagine life without their constant aid and care. They topped the cake in his new life, everything he wanted, he received.

He frowned as he wandered about the lavish palace. His Grandpa had been a simple man, but he had also believed Link to be wrong. He had only taken care of him due to his parents' deaths. Link sighed, remembering a particularly bad moment where his grandfather had caught him admiring a rather handsome young man.

Link bit his lip. `Grandpa would rather me die than let myself marry Vaati...but...' He sighed, how could anyone expect him not to fall to Vaati's charms?

Link dreamily sighed; the way he would nibble on his ears was so...he moaned almost silently.

“Thinking of me are you?” Link jumped with a yelp.

“Oh Vaati! I thought you were going to be at the castle?” Link's eyes widened innocently as he cocked his head at the young sorcerer, whom led him by the hand.

“My employers had no need of my services today. So I'll be free for a while, and as such clearly we must be tortured by Zuzu. He still isn't satisfied with anything.” He made a face before dragging Link off into a room, where Zuzu waited.

 

-Earlier in Hyrule Castle-

 

 

Zelda sighed rather bored in her bedchamber, today just so happened to be like every other day. In which Zelda would sit somewhere, smile, and look pretty like a princess should. Zelda had to wonder though, is this really all there was to life? She felt, no knew that there had to be more than this. It didn't help that she kept having those dreams.

That blonde little boy...who fought deadly monsters in terrible and frightening temples, she bit her lip thinking about it. Certainly no one would let a child do such things, and as far as she knew there were no fair haired boys destroying monsters anywhere by royal decree.

She sighed; she didn't understand the visions at all; especially why the boy felt so very familiar. Unknown to Zelda there was another thoroughly confused individual.

 

 

Smith just couldn't figure out why there was a fully furnished room with clothes for a young male. But he couldn't deny his existence, as he was clearly standing in it.

He frowned, sitting down on the small bed. He could just feel the name, it was right there...but it just wouldn't come. He frowned deeply, trying hard to remember.

Finally he huffed in disappointment and got up preparing to leave for the castle. He had better things to do than worry what might have never been, he had to deliver a sword.

 

 

 

Zelda frowned; the Master Smith had been acting quite strangely. She didn't know why, but she could sense he felt the same way as her.

Determinedly she set out for the sorcerer. Vaati had recently presented himself at the palace as an able sorcerer, and he had proved more than capable. She shivered at the thought; though he was capable, he was a bit off. She couldn't bring herself to like him, as though she could sense that he had some hidden secret.

Her father, the current King of Hyrule had thoughts of making him the Royal Family's personal sorcerer. Such an honor would make him famous throughout the lands, and even capable of marrying any female of his picking. Though he was greatly skilled, he was fairly eccentric and full of odd tendencies.

She opened the door, to an unused room? Looking around suspiciously she eyed the seemingly unused utensils of the sorcerer's craft.

“May I help you?” She gasped and spun on her heel. Instantly her eyes were drawn to the blackened scar under his eye. He gave no inclination that he noticed her stares.

Forcing herself to stare him in the eye she held her head high. “I require a Rememberance Potion.”

He stared blankly at her. “I can't help you.” He moved around her towards a small stack of books.

“What? Well why not?” Her eyes followed his lavender hair.

He hummed. “Because, it is too expensive for me to do so freely or with abandon, it is quite a time consuming potion.” He picked up several books, looking at the covers and frowning at a few.

“But how much could it possibly be? I need to find out who that boy is!” Vaati froze before slowly returning to his books.

Zelda stared curiously, why would a sorcerer care if she was interested in a boy?

“I believe it is well over a hundred thousand rupees, not withstanding the hours I must put into such a potion. Which I do not have the time for.” The sorcerer's voice was quite and soft. “I'm sorry, but I cannot help you.”

 

 

“Father?” The King of Hyrule turned to gaze at his daughter.

“Yes, Zelda dear?” She sat meekly beside him.

“Do you plan on marrying me off to Vaati?” The King's eyes widened.

“Why Zelda! I wasn't aware that you found him attractive, what with that nasty scar of his!” Zelda's jaw dropped in shocked silence, he frowned slightly. “Though I'd love to pair him with you, I am told that he has been investing in wedding plans of recent.”

Suddenly the King's eyes twinkled mischievously. “I'm told she is a fair beauty that is very pleasing to the eye.”

Zelda smiled weakly at her father's behavior as he chuckled. “Father, how much do Rememberance Potions cost?”

Her father turned thoughtful for a moment. “Why, almost nothing at all! I believe even amateur magicians can easily acquire the materials.”

Zelda stiffened, furious. He had lied to her! But why? Or...maybe he wasn't thinking right due to lack of sleep? She frowned; maybe his fiancée was panicking and tiring him out? He did look rather tired. Reluctantly, she accepted the excuse.

 

-Later-

 

Link sighed. “Zuzu, I look fine. Calm down, I'm sure Vaati will like it.”

Zuzu frantically examined every inch of the beautiful green dress. “But what if he doesn't?!”

Link rolled his eyes with a smile. “Zuzu, he did pick out the dress himself.”

Zuzu paused. “That...is true.”

“So, why are you spazzing? The weddings ages off. There's plenty of time.” Link spoke in vain however; Zuzu had been panicking since the moment he had been told of the arrangement. Link sighed, it seemed there would be no stopping the now constantly frazzled Zuzu to relax and stop dragging them out of bed at all hours. Vaati was loosing all patience at being dragged about for every little detail Zuzu had an issue with.

“Nonsense Link! Everything must be perfect!” Link sighed almost wishing he hadn't told Zuzu.

He and Vaati were exhausted! He even fell asleep in his lab! He loved watching Vaati brew, cast, or meditate on spells and potions. Link smiled slightly dreamily thinking of his now fiancé.

“Daydreaming again are we?” Link yipped in response.

“Vaati! You're not supposed to see me! Its bad luck!” He dived behind the bed.

The lavender haired man raised an eyebrow questioningly. “Oh? Then why is it you just saw fit to show me everything underneath hmm?” His eyes danced as Link sputtered on the floor.

He crossed over to Link admiring the dress. “Hmm, it could do with some darker shades of greens around the edges...maybe not around the frills...but...” His eyes admired a certain, bulge in the dress. “And maybe a bit looser, unless you want me to jump you before we're married.”

Link quite fiercely `eeped' and covered himself, glaring playfully at the sorcerer before huffing. Vaati's hands chose to roam over his body.

Suddenly Zuzu pulled the lavender hair. “Ow! Zuzu! What the hell?”

Zuzu lifted his head proudly. “You have given me specific orders to protect Link, even if it's from yourself!”

“Your wedding night must be perfect! Absolutely perfect!” Link and Vaati sighed in unison as they listened. “And that's why I have to make sure you two don't have sex!”

Link frowned. “Zuzu, its just sex. It's not like I'm going to get pregnant.” Zuzu stared silently before twitching.

“Just sex? JUST SEX?! You're not to have sex! I won't allow it!” Both Link and Vaati watched as Zuzu rampaged about the room, yelling about them having sex.

Link blinked before leaning on Vaati. “It's a good thing we don't have neighbors.” Vaati merely laughed.