Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Got to Love that Karma ❯ Chapter 2

Got to love that Karma

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Ch.2: Keitaro; Man of…. Well not that Much

Mitsune, after laughing long and hard at her follow roommates, walked towards the manager's room to try and learn more about the mysterious nephew of Haruka. She listened right up to the door only to see several of her fellow tenants eavesdropping outside the door. One Maehara Shinobu and Koalla Suu and they both seemed to be excited about the newcomer. Mitsune was considering living up to her nickname of "Kitsune" and playing a prank on the two young girls when the door suddenly flew open and two ogres where leering at the two girls. Suu ran away laughing while Shinobu's reaction was time delayed. She looked at one ogre then to the other and her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she collapsed on to the ground.

"I think we went too far Aunty," said one ogre

The same ogre was bopped over the head

"Call me Haruka for the second time, and I agree. Shinobu looks like she just died" Replied it's twin

Point of View: Mitsune

Suu came back with a giant bazooka and fired it at one of the Ogres. I like a normal person ducked for cover and watched, as the missile got closer. At the last minute it swerved and head right into the hot spring, which I accidentally left open. The missile flew in and the air drag from it slammed the door behind it. I winched as I heard the explosion and remembered that Naru and Motoko were still in there, tending to their shattered egos. After I felt that it was safe to look, I saw Haruka walk by, cracked the door open and looked inside. She gave one look and whistled.

"That had to hurt"

The boy walked over to Suu and patted her head

"Wow that was a huge explosion. Did you build that?"

"Yep mister"

The boy laughed

"Oh don't call me mister. That makes me sound so old."

The boy did a weird pose and pointed his index finger like it was a gun.

"Keitarou, Urashima Keitaro."
"You like James Bond?"
"Yep I love classic American movies. If I knew your name, we could go watch my complete collection"
"Okay. Names double-O…. double-O… darn…I can't think of a good parody"
"How about double-O seven-and-the-half?"

Suu clapped her hands together and giggled

"I like you. Okay then my name is double-O seven-and-the-half, or you can call me Suu or even R"

Keitaro grinned and began speaking like a secret agent

"Okay 007.5 we got a meeting point to review all of our number one agent, 007's past missions"

"Roger sir"
"Lead the way."

Keitaro followed Suu out the hallway and I last saw them laughing. I turned to Haruka.

"So what is the deal with that boy."
"Why do you like him?"

I was glad Haruka was the only one here. I wouldn't like to explain why I blushed

"NO! Just curious to find out who the guy that I walked into the hot-springs is"

"Ooookkkaaayyy"
"I mean it!"

"Fine His name is Keitaro. He is my nephew that is year age. He is staying here because he is taking Toudai examinations and had nowhere else to go. He is going to be your new manager"

Two voices came from behind the door to the hot springs

"What, A MALE MANAGER!"
"THAT"S ABSURD!"

"WE REFUSE THIS INTRUSION"
"YEAH HE IS A PREVERT!"

A very charred Naru and Motoko came out the door and from what I can see on their faces, there was going to be a gravestone for Keitaro within the hour. Naru turned to Haruka.

"What grounds does he have to become this dorms manager?" She demanded
"He is the Urashima family heir. In fact Grandma Hina chose him herself" Haruka replied

That shut everyone up and had me surprised.

"You mean Grandma Hina is going to give him all her money and land in the future?" I asked
"Yes under one condintion that really isn't a condintion"
"Which is" Naru asked, hopefully
"That is a secret"

Motoko took out her Katana

"I will not accept this. I will challenge him to a dual."

"I will warn you once for your on safety: Do not attempt to harm Keitaro"
"Why"
"Because the gods and devils smile upon him"
"What"
"Don't believe me. Just try to slash him with your sword"

Motoko, got really angry and charged into the living room where Keitaro and Suu was. Haruka stayed with the passed out Shinobu while me and Naru followed. We got there right when Motoko was about to slash and Keitaro's head. About several inches from his head…

"So what Suu! I can do a better move than that. Watch!"

Keitaro flipped into the air and landed on Motoko's blade clutching it with between his toes. I don't know how she manage to hold the blade and his added weight, but she did. Keitarou flipped right back onto the couch to continue watching the movie. Ignored, Motoko turned red with embarrassment and fury. She slashed a chi wave at him trying to hurt him only a mirror fell through the ceiling and reflected the chi attack back at Motoko. Her clothes were totally destroyed. She tried one more time, slashing at his neck, only…

"This is how you catch a sword"

He caught it between both his hands and without looking away from Suu

"And this is how you break a sword"

One twist of his wrist, the blade shattered much to Motoko's horror. Shamefaced, depressed and naked, she ran from the living room Keitaro didn't even notice all that happened to my surprise. He and Suu were still caught up into the movies. Naru and I walked back towards Haruka who just sighed.

"I saw a naked Motoko running past me crying. Luckily that was only her training sword. Had that broken, I suspect that she would commit Seppuku."
"Wow you weren't kidding when you warned her." I said.

"Humph! I don't see the big deal about him anyway"

A sudden enormous water burst appeared and it knocked Naru clear out window.

"Is this I blessing or a curse?" I asked

"We haven't decided yet"

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