Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Koihina Musou ❯ Welcome to Hinata Sou ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Koihina Musou (A Love Hina x Koihime Musou crossover)

Disclamier: Love Hina is property of Ken Akamatsu. Koihime Musou and Shin Koihime Musou are properties of BaseSon.


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"Man what a drag!" says Keitaro as he's wandring about the streets of Hinata City. After failing the Tokyo University exams the 2nd time, he is kicked out of this home, and is now looking for the old inn his grandmother owns. Along they way he finds a young blond girl sitting on a bench, crying.

'Oh my, what's wrong with her?' Keitaro thought to himself. In an impulse, he sat down on a nearby bench, took out a pencil and sketchpad, and started drawing. He ended up drawing a likeness of the girl, but smiling. 'There, that looks better. Eh?" Keitaro was startled to see three old men looking at his sketch. Without warning one of them grabbed it. "Hey! That's mine!" yelled Keitaro, trying to grab it back, but the three men simply passed it around between them. Eventually one of them threw it to the side towards the girl.

"Eh?" piped the girl, as she noticed something fall on the ground in front of her. "What is this?" she asked herself as she picked up Keitaro's sketchbook. It so happened it was opened to the page where Keitaro drew her smiling picture. "EH??? HAWAWA!!! Why? Why does it look like this?" she asked loudly.

"Ah!" gasped Keitaro. "That was my hand's fault! Hehehe" said Keitaro, hoping to make a joke, catching the girl's attention.

"Why? Why did you do this? You're terrible!" said the girl, crying again.

"Ah! I- I'm sorry!" yelped Keitaro, running off. "Darn it! Why did this happen?" he mumbled as he kept running.

Meantime, a discussion was taking place at the Inn Keitaro was looking for.

"What?" said a brown haired girl with pigtails to an old woman. "You're leaving, Granny? But why?"

"I'm getting old, Touka" said the old woman. "I've managed this inn for a good many years, and it's time for me to see the world."

"But without you, no one will manage the inn!" protested Touka.

"Don't worry, I've sent for someone to take over as the new landlord. Meantime, take care of yourselves, and don't give the new landlord a hard time!" said the old woman, who soon left the room.

"Oh!" groaned Touka. "What should we do?" she said, then caught sight of one of her companions, a girl with long black hair tied in a ponytail and carrying a naginata, leaving. "Hey Aisha wait! You have to convince Granny to stay!"

"I'm sorry, but I have to go training. You take care of this, Touka-sama." said Aisha, who left rather quickly.

"Mou!" sighed Touka, who then spotted another companion, a girl with short blue hair, passing by. "Hey Sei! Please, you gotta help me convince Granny to stay!"

"Eh? Why should I?" replied Sei as if without a care in the world. "I'm sure she has her reasons. Just wait for the new landlord. Now I have things to do! See ya!" Then she went to her room.

"Agh! What's happening here!?" said Touka, now panicking and looking as if she was about to cry. "Oh! What am I gonna do? Ah hey Sui!" she called out, after catching sight of another friend, a girl with chocolate brown hair tied in a ponytail. "Please lend me a hand here..."

"Ah, sorry pal!" said Sui. "I have to go work out first, then I'll take a dip in the hot-springs! See ya buddy!" she said in a boyish manner, before leaving.

"Waaahh!" whimpered Touka, now crying. "What is this world coming into?" she said with frustration, finally turning to head for her room.

Meantime, Keitaro was running up a flight of stairs. "Hey I remember this now! These stairs should lead up to the Hinata Inn!" said Keitaro, pressing further upwards, until he reached the top, and stopped to look at a large building in front of him. "Yes! It's just like I remembered it!" He approached the front door, and knocked. "Hello? Granny? You there?" Getting no response, he found the door open, and walked inside. "Hmm? Nobody home, eh?" he said, entering the lobby. "I wonder where everybody is?" He then made his way to the landlord's room. "Hmm, so this is Granny's room. Not too bad." He settled down, putting his bag aside. "What should I do? Hey I remember! There's a hot-spring here! Maybe I should go there!" he said, before making his way over to the hot-springs.

"Ahh, this feel so good!" said Keitaro as he slid lower into the hotsprings' warm water. He relaxes for about five minutes, when he's surprised to hear the door opening. "Hm? Someone's coming in. I wonder who - WHA!?" gulped Keitaro when he saw that the newcomer was a brown haired girl wrapped only in a towel.

"Haah! Nothing like a good dip in the hotsprings to sooth my muscles!" said the girl, who happened to be Sui. Once she reached the warm water, she slowly slid down into it.

Meantime Keitaro was panicking. 'Oh man! I didn't know this was the girls' side! I better get outta here!' he thought as he tried to turn away. Unfortunately he was spotted by Sui, though due to the mist she didn't quite recognize him.

"Yo! Bud! I didn't know you were here!" said Sui, slowly making her way towards Keitaro, who was trying to crawl away. "Hey, guess what? My breasts have gotten bigger now, don't you think?" She then grabbed Keitaro's hand and put it on her chest, causing Keitaro to freeze up. "Eh?" piped Sui. "Hey Sei, why does your hand feel so different?"

"Um, well," said Keitaro nervously. "I'm not Sei"

"Hmm?" hummed Sui, who finally decided to take a close look at her companion. Then she froze, eyes widening, jaw dropping. "Heh? Uh- WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" she yelled, quickly pulling back and covering herself with her arms. "He-he-he-he-he-hey! Wha-wha-wha-wha-what are you do-do-do-doing here!?" she stuttered, looking really embarrassed.

"I'm sorry! I didn't know this was the girls' side!" said Keitaro quickly. "I'll be leaving now!" he said, quickly getting up, not realizing he doesn't have his towel, and thus gave Sui an eyeful of his body.

"Hii... Hii... Hiiii.. HIYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" yelled Sui at the sight of Keitaro's naked form, before covering her eyes.

At that point, Keitaro grabbed his towel to wrap around his waist and simply ran. He didn't get very far before he ran into a towel-clad Sei, his face embedded between her breasts.

"Ara, what are you doing?" said Sei craftily. "You're rather forward."

Peeling his face off Sei's chest, Keitaro quickly regaind his senses. "I'm sorry! I didn't see you!" he said quickly. Before he could run, Sui appeared around the corner, eyes widening.

"Hiiiiiiih!!! S-s-s-s-sei! Th-th-th-th-that man was in th-th-th-the hotsprings!" stuttered Sui as she got yet another eyeful of Keitaro.

"Oh?" said Sei, a wicked smile forming on her face. "You wanna have some fun?" she said, walking towards Keitaro.

"Ahh... No thanks!" yelped Keitaro, running off, right into Touka, who was carrying some books. They collided with a thud, with Touka falling on her bum and dropping her books.

"Ouch!" moaned Touka, eyes momentarily closed, then opened them, to see a mass of Keitaro's hair below her. As she got a closer look, she realized he was only clad in a towel. And as her eyes widened in shock, she realised that his face was on her crotch. She did the first thing her instincts told her to do. She screamed. "KYAAAAA!!! PERVERT!!!"

This startled Keitaro. "AAAGGGHHH!!!I'M SORRY!!!" yelled Keitaro, who got up quickly and ran out into the lobby, only to be confronted by another girl.

"Haa! Enemy spotted! Charge!!!" shouted a young girl with red hair, riding on a pig and wielding a naginata, before charging at Keitaro.

"WAAAAAAAA!!!" yelled Keitaro, who ran for it. "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!?!?" he wondered out loud, as he headed outside. In his panic, he fell over. As he got out of his daze and sat up, he panicked as he saw several not so friendly girls towering over him. Sei grinning evilly, Sui looking really embarrassed but trying needlessly to look angry, and a very upset Touka.

"Now, what shall we do with him?" asked Sei rhetorically.

"J-j-j-just get him away from me!" stuttered Sui.

Touka just kept silent.

"Well then," began Sei, before changing outfits and now wearing what appears to be a butterfly style mask on her face. "I, the Butterfly Mask, will dispense justice upon you!"

Somehow, Keitaro found himself tied to a cross, and just screamed "NOOOOOOO!!!!"

"What is going on here?" asked a woman in her late 20's who just arrived at the scene, interrupting Sei's "punishment".

"AUNT HARUKA!!!" yelled Keitaro, throwing himself at the newcomer. "GLAD TO SEE YOU AUNT HARUKA!!! OUCH!"

"Just call me Haruka." said Haruka, after bopping Keitaro on the head with a harisen.

"Eh? 'Aunt'?" said the girls in confusion.

Later, everyone was gathered at the Inn's lobby.

"WHAT!?" yelled Touka.

"It's true. This is my nephew, and Granny Hina's grandson, Keitaro Urashima." said Haruka. "He's also going to be your new landlord."

"Oh?" said Sei. "Well, then, things are going to be interesting around here." She then turned to face Keitaro. "I'm Sei. Sei Chou'un. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"Ahahaha. Hi!" said Keitaro while rubbing the back of his head. Then he gasped when Sei moved up really close to him.

"If you like I can show you a really good time" said Sei seductively.

"Ah n-n-n-no thanks! I-I mean... ah..." stuttered Keitaro, while Sei giggled.

"Sei!" chided Touka.

"Hi, Onii-chan!" said the young red haired girl energetically. "I'm Rinrin! Rinrin Chouhi!"

"Ehehe hi!" replied Keitaro. He wondered if pets are allowed here, after seeing the pig.

"Uh... um, hi!" said Sui meekly, still red faced. "Uh, I, uh, I'm Sui Bachou."

"Oh, hi." said Keitaro, also feeling embarrassed. "Sorry I scared you there in the hot-springs."

"Eh... th-th-th-that's okay. I uh, didn't know that uh, you were the new landlord" said Sui shyly.

"You'll have to excuse Sui," said Sei. "She's very shy around men. Especially if she's alone with one" Sei winked. "Touka-sama, you haven't introduced yourself yet."

"Eh?" piped Touka, before looking warily at Keitaro. "Fine. I'm Touka Ryuubi."

"Ah, hi!" replied Keitaro.

"Look, I don't care if you're the new landlord. I just don't want any trouble here okay?" said Touka, getting red in the face.

"Wha... hey that was an accident!" said Keitaro defensively.

"Hey, Mr. Landlord?" said Sei, getting Keitaro's attention. "Touka is a daughter of a prominent politician, hence she's acting this way."

"Oh, I see" said Keitaro.

"She's also trying for Tokyo U, to study Political Science and follow her father's footsteps." added Sei.

"Only because mother and father want it." said Touka. "It's the worst! Why can't I live my life the way I want to?" she said in frustration.

"Oh yes." Interrupted Haruka. "Aren't you already in Tokyo U, Keitaro?"

"Tokyo U?" asked Rinrin.

"Japan's highest rated college." said Haruka.

"Wow!" gasped Rinrin.

"Eh?" said Keitaro. "Well, no I..."

"Eh? You didn't get in?" asked Haruka.

"No, I failed the second time. That's partly why I came here. I was kicked out of the house after Dad and Mom learned about it." said Keitaro.

"Oh, you poor thing" said Sei. "Perhaps you could use a little cheering up?" she said, licking her lips.

"Ahh... no thank you.. I mean no!" said Keitaro quickly.

"Well, how about you and Touka study together?" suggested Haruka.

"Huh?" piped Touka. "Uh, well..."

"Ooh, kinky!" said Sei.

"Hiiih?" squeaked Sui. "T-t-t-t-Touka-sama alone with a m-m-m-man!?!?" she stuttered.

"AH! Hey! It's not what you think!" said Keitaro.

"Sigh!" exhaled Touka, looking defeated.

"So, Keitaro" said Sei. "Anything special planned for tonight?"

"Um, what do you mean?" asked Keitaro warily.

"Oh stuff it Sei." said Touka.

"Che!" hissed Sei. "Killjoy"

Touka then turned to Keitaro. "Keitaro!"

"Ah! Yes Touka?" said Keitaro.

"Just to make things clear." said Touka. "Don't give us any problems. Just because you're the landlord doesn't mean you can have your way around here. If my parents find out about a man living under the roof with us girls they might take me away, or worse."

"EEP!" squeaked Sui, whose head was now spinning at the thought of Keitaro living in the same building as her.

"Eh?" wondered Rinrin. "What do you mean by that Touka-sama?"

"Don't worry about that Touka" said Haruka. "They probably already know since Granny Hina talked to them first."

"WHAT!?" yelped Touka.

"Anyway I need to get back to the teahouse." said Haruka. "Be sure to behave yourselves. And Keitaro?"

"Uh, yes Aunt Haruka?" said Keitaro, before getting bopped on the head again.

"It's Haruka." said Haruka. "Be sure to do your landlord duties, like collecting the rents and keeping the inn in shape."

"Ah, sure." said Keitaro, before Haruka left.

-TBC


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A/N: This is just an experimental fanfic combining Love Hina with a recent favorite game/anime I've come across: (Shin) Koihime Musou. So here the main girls (i.e. the tenants of Hinata Inn) are replaced with the Koihime girls. To a degree I've decided some approximate counterparts between LH and KM (but not to be exact, so their behaviors won't exactly match):

Naru - Touka (for those who haven't played the 2nd game, Shin Koihime Musou, she is the new heroine and leader of the Shu faction, based on Liu Bei. Also, of the girls from the Shu faction, she seems to be best suited for the role of the main Tokyo U aspirant among the tenants.)
Kitsune - Sei (the blue haired girl who sometimes disguises herself as "Butterfly Mask")
Motoko - Aisha (the "Black Haired Bandit Killer", the main heroine of the first game and the anime)
Kaolla - Rinrin (the sworn sister of Aisha)
Shinobu - Shuri (the young blonde "Hawawa Strategist" of the Shu faction; named as such because of her tendency to say "Hawawa" like a catchphrase)

The odd one out here is Sui (Bachou, the brown haired girl who suspected that Sousou killed her father). Still, she's here because she's quite interesting particularly with regards to her behavior towards men (she stutters and blushes a lot when alone with the player-character of the game).

As to pairings, it currently stands at Keitaro x Touka, though I'm sure fans of the games (and especially the Koihime Musou anime) might want to see a Keitaro x Aisha pairing instead.