Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Love Hina: Insertion ❯ Chapter 1

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"Wow," Reiko said as she finished the first Volume of Love Hina DVD.
"The series is so cool!"

"I know," Buds replied, putting the DVD carefully in the case. He took
out the Volume 2 and inserted it carefully in the player. "I like too.
Much better than the crap you usually watch."

Reiko glared at the boy. "I just did not hear you say that."

"You did," Buds declared, giving his own glare.

The two friends have a unique relationship. For the last three years,
when they first met in Amman Jordan, it was a relationship between a
chicken and a katana. It was when Buds’ family was invited to a friend’s
house. The friends were Reiko’s parents, and when Buds’ personality of
exploring, he accidentally walked in her room while she was dressing up.

He got an eyeful, and with that, it gave enough reason for Reiko to take
out her katana from her room, and try to skewer Buds and make the poor
boy a head shorter.

After three years of ongoing hack, befriend, and hack again
relationship, Buds left towards the Philippines, and left her alone in
Jordan. Now that Reiko is due to go back to Japan, she went to the
Philippines to visit him.

The two share a love of anime, but then, there were some Animes they
don’t usually agree. Reiko hates hentai, natural for a girl but she does
like G-Taste, though Buds’ doesn’t know why, and Buds hates her favorite
anime, whose name will be announced a few minutes later.

"And what crap do I watch?" Reiko challenged buds with her very own glare.

"I don’t know. It kinda rhymes with ‘Sailor’, ‘Moon’, and a crappy
letter like R or something," Buds replied, smirking.

"Sailor Moon is a great series!" Reiko admonished. "And for your
information, many boys like them too!"

Buds shrugged his shoulders. "They either like them because they either
really ‘love’ the series, which is rare, or they just like looking up
their legs. Love Hina, although an old Anime series, has more substance
than short fuku skirt wearing magical girls who go naked when they
transform."

"You know, you are much braver since I didn’t bring my katana," Reiko
said, her voice filled sarcasm.

Buds smiled. "Yeah, I kinda like you more when you don’t bob a dangerous
weapon around my neck."

Reiko frowned a bit, but looked around, and smiled as she found
something on one of the corners of the house. She proceeded to take it.

Buds set up the DVD, and waited for it to load. Then, he felt a painful
whack on his head, and he instinctly covered his head. "YOW! OUCH! HEY!"
he turned around and saw that Reiko found the broom. "HEY! What the hell
are you doing?"

"This is not as sharp as my katana, but it will do," Reiko said coldly
and sliced downwards. Buds rolled sideways, barely dodging the slash.

"HEY!" Buds complained, and took the dust pan near where the broom was.
"Let’s see how you fare with an opponent who has equal standing as you
in terms of weapons."

"You may have a weapon, but you still haven’t perfected your Arnis. I
have perfected my kendo, so don’t tell me you can kick my ass," Reiko
sneered. "Take this! HAYA!" and she did a basic downwards swing, which
Buds easily blocked.

"I’m not the same guy you tried to behead three years ago!" Buds said,
and twisted the dust pan a bit towards the floor, and swiped the
broomstick off balance a bit, and tried to swing towards her stomach. He
missed, and swiped a bit of the shirt of Reiko, and because of the force
of the swing, he somehow ripped the fabric.

The boy swallowed as Reiko’s bra suddenly appeared from his point of
view. He knew what was going to happen next...

"YOU PERVERT!" WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! "HENTAI! ECCHI!" WHACK!
WHACK! WHACK!

"OW! OW! OW!" Buds suddenly let go of his weapon and tried to hide from
the angry girl.

"You better have an extra T-shirt or I’m really going to kick your ass!"
Reiko declared swinging her broom to Buds’ head. She missed.

"There is one in my room!" Buds replied, pointing at one of the rooms.
Reiko released her weapon and gave a last glare to Buds before she
walked towards buds’ room. Buds followed her a bit, until towards the
door. Buds, being him and all, just leaned on the wall in the right of
the door in his room. "Better not mess my things," Buds warned.

Reiko didn’t reply, just slammed the door hard. Once in the room, Buds
heard some scuffle sounds in his room. A few minutes later, Buds heard
her say, "Hey! You also have Hentai DVDs? Cool..."

"HEY LEAVE THOSE ALONE!" Buds declared, entering his room. He stopped,
and he saw Reiko all red as she didn’t put on a shirt yet. "Oh... sorry..."

"HENTAI!"

*POW!*

Later

"You know, you and Keitaro are so much alike," Reiko said, watching Love
Hina Episode 05.

"Hey! I did not need three years to apply to a University, nor do I act
like a dork," Buds replied, not really paying attention to the series
now. He was now supporting his bloody nose where Reiko’s fist implanted
itself.

"Not that. I mean, you are a trouble magnet," Reiko said. "Remember the
first time we met?"

Buds sighed at the memory. "Yeah. I found out that you were almost flat,
and that you had a short temper."

Reiko glared Buds at that. "You did not just say that."

"I did," Buds replied, glaring at Reiko.

"Alright, I can take an insult from you about the Senshis, and I can
accept you dissing my not having a boyfriend..."

"You STILL don’t have one?" Buds asked, surprised. "Maybe because you
are small."

"AGH! THAT I CAN’T ACCEPT! NO ONE INSULTS MY BREASTS!" Reiko shouted.

"What will you do?" Buds asked. "You don’t have your katana, and the
last time you tried to kill me by inserting me in the Senshis
universe(1), you didn’t even have enough ideas to finish it."

Reiko smiled. She smiled so enigmatically that Buds began to sweat.

"What are you thinking?" Buds asked.

"This..." Reiko glowed.

And everything turned white...

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Let’s go to Tokyo U together...

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Let it begin...

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Reiko’s Ideas and Buds’ Pen Name Presents...

Love Hina: Insertion

Not everything seems what it seems to be…

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*Next: *Buds takes on the role of Keitaro, but who will Reiko take the
role off? And what happens when a new gutsy ‘Keitaro’ appears in Hina
Apartments? *Chapter 01: Buds in an All-Girls Bath with Outdoor Bath:
Hot Springs with Hot Situations and Girls.*



Weird Notes:

(1): Read ‘Me Against All Odds’



Author’s notes: Damn here I go again. Well, its not Reiko’s fault this
time, cause I think it’s a great idea to. What is it? Well, we’ll just
have to wait huh? Anyway, I still will continue Filipino Influneces, and
I’m going to pause Project III ‘cause my ideas on that project went to a
dead stop.

Reiko’s Notes: I love the Love Hina series, so I thought I would just
make a FanFiction about it. But since Buds’ is going to publish it,
sucks that I can’t have my own way in killing him, but then, killing the
main character make a short story. Sigh... hard choices, hard choices.
But at least making accidents happening on the story at Buds’ expense
will be fun... Heh, he’s not going to expect it this time.

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