DJ LIM: Yo wat up, this is Lord Isaac Minamoto, and I'm remixing anime tunes faster than you can nibble on Pochy sticks! And y'all should be cheering, because I'm remixing the opening for the series!!!!!!!!!!!! But enough about remixes; let's get on with the fic! Just a few notes: 1) This story takes place after Love Hina Again. 2) This chapter…….ok……..prologue for those of you who are illiterate, (but then again, you wouldn't be reading this if you were!) will be in 1st person narrative that is told from Keitaro's POV, but the rest of the story will be told from 3rd person narrative. 3) If you like this story, please check out some of my other dark stories, for I am trying to become just as good as my idol, Ace Sanchez. He writes THE BEST GODDAMN DARK STORIES!!!!!!!!!! 4) This is my first Love Hina fic, so easy on the flames, although I would love critical reviews to point out any pros or flaws about my fics. Anyway, enjoy and please R&R! (punks out to Ill Nino-How Can I Live……….Spanish Version) Gasp………Inspiration! The next Love Hina fic I write will be a romance songfic featuring Ill Nino-How Can I Live……………English version!

Love Hina:Vampire Desire

Chapter 1/Prologue: Introductions

Hi! My name is Keitaro Urashima! I'm 21 years old and I go to Todai University in hope that I become a successful lawyer someday, but my real dream is to become a successful archaeologist! But probably the best thing in my life is being the landlord of Hinata-sou!!! I mean c'mon, what's the chance of being the landlord of an all-girls dormitory? Slim to none? And yet I became the landlord! Of course the position has its ups and downs, mainly its downs. I mean the girls in Hinata-sou can be quite………violent. I mean I'm usually a victim of their torment over 25 times a day! Sarah pounces on me whenever I act like a "dork"; I'm always the victim of Su's………inventions…….; Shinobu………..actually I see nothing wrong with Shinobu! Kanako needs to stop trying to play mistress to me, Kitsune gets drunk every 5 damn minutes, Haruka needs to stop smacking the crap out of me every time I call her "Aunt Haruka", and I swear if Motoko whacks me with her damn sword and performs another one of her God's Cry School Secret Techniques again on me I'm gonna crack! And then there's Naru…….oh god, Naru……….a girl who despises me so much, she'll atomic punch me all the way to Mexico, especially if I spy on her in the bath! It sounds like this girl hates me so much, that I have no chance of getting with her, huh? And yet………….after the incident with the annex…….we're now a couple…………ironic, huh? In the end, it was worth all those beatings, for now I have, who I think is, my promise girl at my side. And now, things have changed for the better. For starters, she doesn't beat on me unless I spy on her in the bath, or "cop a feel" on her. Second, we haven't been afraid in……. "exploiting" our personal feelings, thus make-out sessions have increased. We even shared a few "personal" secrets with each other.

But there's one secret I'll never reveal to the girls at Hinata-sou, for I fear it may cost me my friendship with everyone there. I have a secret so terrible, so horrific, not even my parents know about it. Do you wish to know? Do you swear to never utter what you hear from me? Yes? Ok, I'll tell you.

I'm a vampire.

Yes I'm a friggin vampire. A hunter of the night. I've kept this secret for 2 years and I'm surprised no one found out about it. Hell, I'm surprised Motoko didn't sense the dark ki within me. (A/N: Ki, Chi! Someone's gotta tell me the difference!) I've been cursed with eternity to hunt humans and drink their blood. I know Naru will discover this within the next few years when she sees that I'm not aging with her, but hopefully by then I will have dispelled this curse placed on me. Sigh………I look out of the window and I watch the sunset knowing that soon the hunt will begin………..and I will regret it all. Twice a week the demon inside me awakens, scourging for human blood, and I have no choice but to satisfy it. I cannot resist it's will……….I pray that I find the one who cursed so I can lay swift justice to him and free myself from the chains of eternity. Well……….the sun's setting and already I can feel the demon inside awakening. I can't resist it much longer, and I have no choice but to obey. It's, sadly, time for a feeding. The police will grow ever more suspicious with each victim I attack, but I have to remain undercover until I kill the one who has cursed me to eternity. Ugh…….losing control…..can't resist………I'm gonna black out……..I just hope that I don't attack Naru, or the others at Hinata-sou………..Gyaah!

(end chapter 1)

DJ LIM: Yeah, Yeah, it was a REALLY short chapter, but then again read the title and maybe you'll see why. Then again maybe I'll merge the next chapter with this, maybe. Now all of you may be asking "How was Keitaro turned into a vampire?" or "What is some of his vampire skills?' Now I assure these questions will be answered in later chapters, so just be patient. Now remember, please review so that you can help this story become better. And remember anime fans: keep jammin to anime music all day long! Next chapter is: Feeding Time! Peace out anime lovers!