Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ the swede and keitaro ❯ LANDING ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

A/n i dont owe love hina Ken Akamatsu do, so please don't sue me because i have no money what so ever.

NON PROFIT ONLY.

BE AWERE English is NOT my native language so expect bad grammar

i own my charater sgt John Haldén that is all

i don't know all the japanese titles sutch as -sempai -kun and -chan if someone could informe me i would be very happy

my first fanfic

' toughts'
-speach-
HIGH SOUNDS
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1*unnnhhh.... vad i hela friden hände..... uhn mitt huvud..... var är jag ?
(three minuntes later)
hmm det är bäst att jag tar och.........

(something comes flying throgh the air and lands behind a bush
the swede draws his rifle (an ak 5) and sneaks to the bush)

but befor he can make it to the bush the "thing" stands up and shrugges

2* HALT Upp med händerna och vänd dig om, långsamt...NU-

keitaro freeze when he hear the voice . some strange language he don't understand and he put up his hands by reflex

-ummm... mister who are- you keitaro ask.

'he speaks japanese hmm how lucky that i learnd japanese in the military school back home' John tought

-I said turn around and keep you hands up, no funny buisness or i will open fire-

(keitaro turns around and he see a soldier aiming on him. the soldier has U.N markings on his helmet and left arm.)

- o ok o o okay please don't hurt me !-

- who are you and where am i?-the soldier says and walks closer to keitaro

- i i a aa am Keitaro Urashima and you are in japan....-

- impossible i am in haiti and you are a terrorist !-

- NO NO NO i am no terrorist and i am unarmed, terrorist has alot of weapons i have never been near a gun i my whole life

- hmm you got a point but i know that i am in haiti

-you ARE in japan i swear to you here lok at this map

( keitaro tries to give him the map)

- HEY lay the map on the ground and back 10 feet away!

- o okej please dont hurt me!

( the UN soldier takes the map and looks at it)

-hmm how can i trust you

-i don't know but i am unarmed

- allright come here and take out everything you have in your pockets

- okay

(keitaro does so and everthing he has in his pockets are, 300 yen, a shopping note, a wallet, a picture of naru and some tape)

- i beleave you I am sergent John Haldén of the UN 10th squad current duty to train the haiti police force
but how the hell did i get to japan anyway how did you get in the air, did you trip on a mine ?

-well the girl in the picture hit me

- WHAT is she a russian atlet or something

- no she just have strong punches

-right

- well i must get going the girls will hit me again of i ain't home soon

- emm may i join you a have to find a way out of this?

- sure why not.

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(An hour later at the hinata sou)

- well this is where i live

- it is HUGE- john says as he stares at the bulding

-shall we go in-keitaro pokes john in the ribbs

-okay and don't do THAT again-

(they enter the hous and was ambushed by naru who dosn't see the soldier)

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU PERVERT AAAAARGGGGHH NARU PUNCH

( John aims his rifle towards naru)

- DON'T MOVE OR I WILL SHOOT

( naru drops dead in her tracks towards keitaro as keitaro falls unconcius from fear )

-why are you aiming at me, naru ask confused

- you were going to hurt him and he has done nothing, the soldier replies

-hmph he is a pervert and he is late-Naru says anoyed

-OOHH so that gives you the right to HIT HIM, down on your knees hands over your head-

- Wh what ?

- you heard me

(naru gets down on her knees and the soldier handcuffs her and hit her in the head)

-so now i can take care of keitaro-

(he feel if keitaro has a pulse and then hit him rather force fully in the face)

-WAKE UP HEY WAKE UP NO TIME TO SLEEP- John

- i am awake HEY PLEASE STOP-keitaro brings his arms to his head

- ahh finaly... is that the russian atlet- he points on the unconcius handcuffed naru

-WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NARU

-emm neutralised her-john says whit a grin

- OH I AM GOING TO BE SOO DEAD WHEN SHE WAKES UP- Keitaro runs around in circles

(all the other girls came runing when they heard keitaro scream)

-DROP YOU RIFLE and turn around- Haruka said with a gun aimed at john

(John did as she commanded)

-who are you and what have you done to naru- she asked

- i am Seargent John Haldén from the royal swedish army signal regement S1 located in uppland, right now in service with the UN
and i have neutralised the girl because she had intent to harm Keitaro

- ooh seargent sounds yummy- said Kaolla and jumpe up on keitaros shoulders

-oh allright- haruka said and put her gun away

- but how the hell did you get here

- i have no friggin' idea one minute i was boarding a plane the next white light high sounds and then darkness and i woke up in the forrest.
and i need a place to stay until i have solved this-john says as he ilustrates whit his hands

- you could stay here - keitaro says and removes kaolla

-NOO NO not another vile male in this building - Motoko said angrily

-then i can camp outside- John started to unpack his ruggsack

- just ignore her she is allways like that- haruka lits another cigarett

- allright then where should i stay- John picks up his rifle an hoist it on his shoulder

- here let me show you your room-keitaro said

(on the second floor)

-here it is my room is futher down the hall


to be continued (i hope)

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translatio ns

*1 unnnnnhhh.... what the hell happend...... uhn my head......where am i ?
hmm i have to find .......

2* HALT hands up and turn around, slow....NOW