Lupin III Fan Fiction ❯ Lament of a gunman ❯ Lament of a Gunman ( One-Shot )

Hi there, friends! This is the first fanfic I ever wrote, way back when I was obsessed with Lupin III and had just been introduced to yaoi. It really sucks, but it makes me nostalgic. ^_^ I'm pretty sure it's a bit OOC. Oh yeah, disclaimers: I don't own Lupin III, but I'm sure you already knew that.

I never called Lupin my lover. And neither did he. It was simple. I was his trusty gunman, his partner in crime. To anyone else I was just the right hand man of the famous thief, Arsene Lupin III. But when we were alone, he treated me as though I were more. As if I were someone special. But the next day I would be alone again, nothing more than fuck buddy to him, and I was forgotten while he was off chasing the woman.

God, I hated her. Every time I looked at her toying with Lupin, I wanted to kill her. She stole from us and always ran away, and every fucking time, Lupin would chase her. God, he deserved better than her. He needed someone who really loved him, someone who would always be there for him. Someone like me. She would never love him the way I did. But he always paid more attention to her than to me, and there was nothing I could do about it. Until that day.

The woman had run off again, and we figured she was gone for good. She had taken all of our money and run off with some rich old guy. Hey usual scheme. Lupin was crushed, but trying not to think about it and to pretend it didn't affect him. Goemon was gone too. The bastard always came and went as he pleased.

Lupin had apparently gotten over the woman by the afternoon, because he came toward me, smiling his strange smile. Later after he had fucked me harder than he ever had before, and was outside smoking, I knew this was the way things should've been all along, and I was happy.

A little later I had gone to the store for some booze. I figured Lupin and I could have fun tonight. I grinned as I walked up the stairs to our apartment, one of his many "secret hideouts", and I was happier than I'd ever been. Until I opened the door.

The first thing I saw was the empty wine glasses on the table. Then I saw the pile of discarded clothing over the back of the couch. And finally, I saw Lupin and the woman, fucking on the floor. Something inside me snapped, and I didn't even think about what I was doing as I grabbed my gun. Lupin looked up at me with a drunken glaze in his eyes. "Aw, fuck it, come'n", he slurred, "you know better than to come bursting in here, you asshole". The woman just looked at me and giggled. That was too much. They had gone too far. I raised my gun and shot them both. First the woman, then the mine I loved. And it was all over.

W00t, the end! That was my first and most likely last Lupin fic. My normal medium is Trigun yaoi; you can expect some m/m trigun goodness from me soon. Until then, my friends, Ta ta!