Lupin III Fan Fiction ❯ Live and let Retire ❯ Part 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Part 2

Lupin and Jigen were walking around the house(which looked a lot like a mansion).

Lupin-Nice house.Who's is it?

Jigen-It's mine.

Lupin-WOAH!You ol' coot! You scored!*silences for a few minutes.*Sooooooo. What are you doing all by yourself?

Jigen-Well, I was suppose to go to my son's wedding, but I didn't wanna go so I said I had the flu.

Lupin-You have a son?!? I Didn't know you were married!

Jigen-I'M NOT MARRIED, YOU OL' COOT!!!!!

Lupin-ooh.*silence* Anyway, where's Goemon?

Jigen-Follow me.

They walk up a spiral staircase to a room with a metal door and a lock.

Jigen-We secluded him to this room because he started to scare us.

Jigen opens the door.The scene shows Goemon's back turn with his big stick.

Goemon-*muttering* I am the angel of death. I am the angel of death.

Lupin-EEe.That is scary.Where's Fujiko?

Jigen-She got into a big car crash and lost most of her brain.All she wanted to do was to “ Do it.” So I tossed her into the dumpster.The garbage men came yesterday. I replaced her with this robot.

Robot-*flailing arms*HEY LUPIN!!!

Lupin grabs the robot by the neck and throws it down. It explodes.

Jigen-Eh.I didn't really like that robot anyway. Hey! Did you know

Goemon was filmed in a commercial before I locked in that room?

Lupin-Cool!

They sit down on a big sofa as Jigen turns on a big screen TV.

It shows an Oscar Myer commercial.

Goemon-*singing*Oh I wish I were a…..*stops*Eh, what the h---.

Buy Oscar Myer products.

Lupin-That's worse than the album Zenigata released.Speaking of which, where is the ol' cron?

The next scene shows Lupin dialing the phone for the police station.

Lupin-Hello, can I speak to inspector Zenigata?

Voice-I'm sorry. He does not work for the police station anymore.I'm his son.I look after him.

It shows Zenigata rocking back and fourth in a rocking chair.

Zenigata-*old and weakly*No, Lupin.Put it down.Get back here, Lupin.

Lupin hangs up the phone.

Jigen-How'd it go?

Lupin-*laughing*HA HA HA! ZEENIGATA'S SENILE!!!

They both burst into laughter.

Lupin-I better get going.Where do I live?

Jigen-Nowhere. You live on the street.

Lupin-WHAT??!!!?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE OLD!!!!!

He takes a knife and stabs himself,

He soon wakes up.

Lupin-HUH,wha?

Lupin sees Zenigata with a big grin on his face.

Zenigata-*smiling* Good ta see ya up, Lupin.

He smacks a pair of handcuffs on him and starts laught wildly.

Zenigata-*laughing* I can't believe this is happening!!*takes out a police report and says it out loud as he writes it down* Criminal:Lupin III

Cop capture criminal:Inspector Zenigata

Offense:Robbing a bank.

 

He looks back at the handcuffs to see Lupin,but he's gone.

Zenigat-WHAT?!!!? D--- YOU, LUPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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So,how was it? I know it's kinda short, but that's how much time I had to write this(I don't want to change it at all). Also,there are hidden parodies to a few episodes of, The Simpsons.