Magic Knight Rayearth Fan Fiction ❯ 1-800 Bishounen ❯ 1-800 Bishounen ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

This is a fic about the men of cefiro agreeing to advertise thenselves in a dating service. Before you read this, remember it's a humor fic. I'd like to ask that you not take this seriously. R&R enjoy. So lets meet available guy #1


Available guy #1
LaFarga: Hello. I'm LaFarga, a master swordsman of Cefiro. I enjoy being serious, disliking Lantis and nice relaxing walks. If I sound interesting call 1-800-Bishounen and ask for swordmaster LaFarga.


Available guy #2
Ferio: Hey all you pretty girls. I'm Ferio, a travelling swordsmen, but I'm really a prince. I enjoy lying to people and hitting on girls. I'm a really adventerous and easy going guy. If you're willing to put out, give me a call.

Fuu: Ferio are you cheating on me?

Ferio: Uh...Gotta go.


Available guy #3
Clef: Hello all you foxy ladies! I'm Master Mage Clef. I'm really old, and go through mood swings. I like girls that are taller than me. I can summon monsters and talk to peolpe through Mokona. If you're between the ages of 14 and 20 or just look really hot, call 1-800-Bishounen and ask for Guru Clef.

Tatra: Well aren't you just the cuttest little perverted old man! *Ditzy smile*

Umi: Stop looking up my skirt you perverted old man!



Available guy #4
Sang Yun: Hi... Uh, um...M-my name is-

Aska: Sang Yun! What are you doing?!

Sang Yun: I...uh-

Aska: Never mind just shut up and get me some orange juice!



Available guy #5
I'm Ascot, a summoner. Please someone go out with me? I'll settle for anyone!

Fuu: Even me?

Ascot: No... <authors note, I don't like Fuu.>


Available guy #6
Zagato: I'm high Priest Zagato. I enjoy being evil, making people stand behind water falls and putting gel in my hair. If you don't mind being trapped in stupid flowers, I suggest you give me a call.

Emeraude: Zagato, please I don't want to be in this stupid flower anymore! Please save me Legendary Magic Knights. This flowers' trying to eat me! <authors note, I don't like Emeraude much either...>


Available guy #7
Innova: I enjoy surving Lord Zagato, cross dressing and hitting on young men. If you are my Lord Zagato or any other really hot guy, call me. Oh goodie, my heart shaped cookies are done!


Available guy #8
Geo: Hi, I'm Geo Metro. I enjoy piloting my GTO, eating sweets and trying to figure out why my eyebrows are over/ontop of my head band. I'm really tall. If you like eating and sharing sweets give me a call.


Available guy #9
Eagle: Hello, I'm Eagle Vision of Autozam and commander of the NSX. I enjoy sweets, smiling, eating bird seed, piloting my FTO and *wispers* secretly video taping Hikaru... If you are Lantis or Hikaru, give me a call. *Smile*


Available guy #10
Zazu: Yo, This is Zazu Torque. I like pretty girls, playing with mecha and talking to Eagle and Geo. If you're cute and have a cute name, which just so happens to be Hikaru call me!

Hikaru: Zazu? I'm kinda embarrassed to ask this, but did you steal a pair of my underwear while Lantis and I were having...Uh, never mind what we were doing... *Starts blushing*

Zazu: I won't lie to you Hikaru...* hides her underwear behind his back.* Bye! *runs off*


Available guy #11
Lantis is seen silently standing while Primera flies around

Primera: This is Lantis. He's the brother of High Priest Zagato. He enjoys taking naps and being quiet. He's mysterious, tall, kind and he looks really cool. If you are intersted in calling him, don't he's mine! Ya here me Hikaru!


Available guy #12
Mokona: Puu, puu puuu, Puu!
(due to the fact that we do not speak Mokona, we have no idea what he said. However, if you wish to call Mokona. You can call 1-800-Bishounen and ask for the giant marshmellow.)



Available guy #13
The two Djin: Grumble, grumble

*Everyone runs away in disgust*

The Two Djin: Grumble, Grumble...

the end