Magic Knight Rayearth Fan Fiction ❯ Magic Knight Rayearth Bloopers ❯ Episode 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Saturn Angel - Vince 
Magic Knight Rayearth bloopers, chapter one features Episode 1 of Rayearth bloopers. R/R!
Anime/Manga: Magic Knight Rayearth Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.02.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 655 | Visits: 868 | Status: Completed
Magic Knight Rayearth bloopers, chapter one features Episode 1 of Rayearth bloopers. R/R!
Anime/Manga: Magic Knight Rayearth Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.02.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 655 | Visits: 868 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: No, we do not own, nor do we claim that we own Magic Knight Rayearth or its characters...they belong to some very, very rich person -_-; not us...ehehehe...
Magic Knight Rayearth Bloopers
Episode One
By:
Thor, Vince (Saturn Angels)
*Opening theme plays*
Umi: ...well if we're already in the little opening song, wouldn't we know we're magic knights already?
Director: ...Just do the damn opening!
Hikaru: ...jeez....fine!
*-Emeraude summoning Magic Knights-*
Emeraude: ...Help...I...I can't breathe! How am I supposed to breathe when I'm sitting on a huge rose underwater!?
Director: ...'Good question' ...er....cut!
*-Tokyo Tower-*
Friend #1: To think they'd take us to Tokyo Tower for our Social Studies field trip! Our school's really weird after all!
Friend #2: Yeah, it's not like we're still in grade school.
Friend #1: Don't you think so Hikaru?
Hikaru: *is looking through binoculars* Wow! This is so cool! We're so high up! I'm so happy--you do know these things aren't on right!?
Director: *sweatdrop* ...someone get her some money to use then!
((-Take Two-))
Friend #1: To think they'd take us to Tokyo Tower for our Social Studies field trip! Our school's really weird after all!
Friend #2: Yeah, it's not like we're still in grade school.
Friend #1: Don't you think so Hikaru?
Hikaru: *is looking through binoculars* Wow! This is so cool! We're so high up! I'm so happy they brought us to a place like this for our field trip! Right?
Friend #1: ...She's happy...
Hikaru: *screams*
Friend #1: *really worried* What's wrong Hikaru!?!
Hikaru: Look!! That guy wearing a black jacket just murdered that woman!!
*everyone rushes to see*
Director: *looks through and sees the dead body* ...ew...CUT!
((-Take Three-))
Friend #1: ...She's happy...
Hikaru: *screams*
Friend #1: *really worried* What's wrong Hikaru!?!
Hikaru: The binocular's ran out of time! Let's see....money...money...
Fuu: *walks up with script in hand* "Please use this" ...hand yen to Hikaru... HELL NO! I'm cheap, I'm not giving you any money!
Director: *has a headache* CUT! Bring some aspirin will you?
*-Emeraude appears in vision to girls at Tokyo Tower-*
Umi: AGH! I'm melting!!
Girls: *laugh*
Director: Cut!
*-Girls land on flying fish-*
Hikaru: AHHHHH! Must fly! FLY! *waves arms around wildly*
((-Take Two-))
Hikaru: What is this!?
Fuu: It appears to be a flying fish...
Umi: No shit Sherlock
Fuu: Keep digging Sir Watson!
Director: ...cut! Not funny you guys! Be serious!!
*-Introductions-*
Umi: Umi Ryuuzaki, 8th grade
Fuu: Ditto
Hikaru: *turns chibi-sized and giggles* I'm onwy fouw wears old, and my mawmmy teaches me math! *claps*
Director: *sweatdrop* C-Cut...
*-Evil Lair-*
Minion: The Magic Knights have been summoned...
*All gasp and make proper comments*
Caldina: *gargling*
Zagato: ...what are you doing??
Caldin: Wai.... *30 seconds later* *spits it out* *waterfall moves to show Caldina holding a bottle of scope, and a bottle of listerine* Listerine work better then scope *wink* Ascot! You owe me 2000¥!
Ascot: *sweatdrop* 'damn'
Director: ...really? I mean...Cut!
*-Magic Knights bestowed magic elements-*
Hikaru: EW! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!
Clef: *blush, blush*
Umi: EW! WE NEVER AGREED TO BE SHOWN NAKED!!!!
Fuu: Oh my...
Director: ...eheh ¬¬; cut!
*-When flying beast is taking off-*
Hikaru: You're kidding!
Clef: Enough! Go!
Flying thing: *starts hovering*
Hikaru: I'll go with you! *jumps*
Umi/Fuu: *don't catch her*
Director: *Watches Hikaru hit the ground* Cut! O_o;;
Hikaru: *mumble, mumble*
*-Hikaru uses magic-*
Hikaru: Flame Arr-- *screams* I BURNED MY HAND!!
Director: Cut! *laughs* didn't your parents tell you not to play with fire??
Hikaru: *growls* Flame Arrow! *hits director*
Director: ......i-itai......c....c...c-cut...
*-End Scene-*
Zagato: *is in sky laughing invisible to Magic Knights*
Magic Knights: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What's he doing here!? *runs and jump off flying....bird*
Director: It's a griffen! OK!? er....CUT! ...janitor? we need you over here!! ^^;
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The madness will continue as long as we have the Magic Knight Rayearth tapes subtitled, and we have my computer! Stay tuned for Episode Two!
Magic Knight Rayearth Bloopers
Episode One
By:
Thor, Vince (Saturn Angels)
*Opening theme plays*
Umi: ...well if we're already in the little opening song, wouldn't we know we're magic knights already?
Director: ...Just do the damn opening!
Hikaru: ...jeez....fine!
*-Emeraude summoning Magic Knights-*
Emeraude: ...Help...I...I can't breathe! How am I supposed to breathe when I'm sitting on a huge rose underwater!?
Director: ...'Good question' ...er....cut!
*-Tokyo Tower-*
Friend #1: To think they'd take us to Tokyo Tower for our Social Studies field trip! Our school's really weird after all!
Friend #2: Yeah, it's not like we're still in grade school.
Friend #1: Don't you think so Hikaru?
Hikaru: *is looking through binoculars* Wow! This is so cool! We're so high up! I'm so happy--you do know these things aren't on right!?
Director: *sweatdrop* ...someone get her some money to use then!
((-Take Two-))
Friend #1: To think they'd take us to Tokyo Tower for our Social Studies field trip! Our school's really weird after all!
Friend #2: Yeah, it's not like we're still in grade school.
Friend #1: Don't you think so Hikaru?
Hikaru: *is looking through binoculars* Wow! This is so cool! We're so high up! I'm so happy they brought us to a place like this for our field trip! Right?
Friend #1: ...She's happy...
Hikaru: *screams*
Friend #1: *really worried* What's wrong Hikaru!?!
Hikaru: Look!! That guy wearing a black jacket just murdered that woman!!
*everyone rushes to see*
Director: *looks through and sees the dead body* ...ew...CUT!
((-Take Three-))
Friend #1: ...She's happy...
Hikaru: *screams*
Friend #1: *really worried* What's wrong Hikaru!?!
Hikaru: The binocular's ran out of time! Let's see....money...money...
Fuu: *walks up with script in hand* "Please use this" ...hand yen to Hikaru... HELL NO! I'm cheap, I'm not giving you any money!
Director: *has a headache* CUT! Bring some aspirin will you?
*-Emeraude appears in vision to girls at Tokyo Tower-*
Umi: AGH! I'm melting!!
Girls: *laugh*
Director: Cut!
*-Girls land on flying fish-*
Hikaru: AHHHHH! Must fly! FLY! *waves arms around wildly*
((-Take Two-))
Hikaru: What is this!?
Fuu: It appears to be a flying fish...
Umi: No shit Sherlock
Fuu: Keep digging Sir Watson!
Director: ...cut! Not funny you guys! Be serious!!
*-Introductions-*
Umi: Umi Ryuuzaki, 8th grade
Fuu: Ditto
Hikaru: *turns chibi-sized and giggles* I'm onwy fouw wears old, and my mawmmy teaches me math! *claps*
Director: *sweatdrop* C-Cut...
*-Evil Lair-*
Minion: The Magic Knights have been summoned...
*All gasp and make proper comments*
Caldina: *gargling*
Zagato: ...what are you doing??
Caldin: Wai.... *30 seconds later* *spits it out* *waterfall moves to show Caldina holding a bottle of scope, and a bottle of listerine* Listerine work better then scope *wink* Ascot! You owe me 2000¥!
Ascot: *sweatdrop* 'damn'
Director: ...really? I mean...Cut!
*-Magic Knights bestowed magic elements-*
Hikaru: EW! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!
Clef: *blush, blush*
Umi: EW! WE NEVER AGREED TO BE SHOWN NAKED!!!!
Fuu: Oh my...
Director: ...eheh ¬¬; cut!
*-When flying beast is taking off-*
Hikaru: You're kidding!
Clef: Enough! Go!
Flying thing: *starts hovering*
Hikaru: I'll go with you! *jumps*
Umi/Fuu: *don't catch her*
Director: *Watches Hikaru hit the ground* Cut! O_o;;
Hikaru: *mumble, mumble*
*-Hikaru uses magic-*
Hikaru: Flame Arr-- *screams* I BURNED MY HAND!!
Director: Cut! *laughs* didn't your parents tell you not to play with fire??
Hikaru: *growls* Flame Arrow! *hits director*
Director: ......i-itai......c....c...c-cut...
*-End Scene-*
Zagato: *is in sky laughing invisible to Magic Knights*
Magic Knights: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What's he doing here!? *runs and jump off flying....bird*
Director: It's a griffen! OK!? er....CUT! ...janitor? we need you over here!! ^^;
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The madness will continue as long as we have the Magic Knight Rayearth tapes subtitled, and we have my computer! Stay tuned for Episode Two!