Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha Fan Fiction ❯ The Perils of Lost Logia: The 2nd Cumming ❯ Something Also Rises ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Chapter 3: Something Also Rises

Two men and one guardian beast stared.

Well, staring wouldn't be understating it, since anything greater than staring would result in eyeballs popping out of heads.

Just across the road and over the wall, construction was rapidly taking place as alterations were being made to the old Section Six building. It wasn't the new signs, or coats of sparkly rainbow paint, or multicolored flashing lights that particularly got their attention. In the grand scheme of things, that was rather tame. Nor was it the mass of mages flying back and forth, helping to create these new additions.

Not even the new sign that read "RAINBOW FORCE SIX" caused them to bat much of an eye. Although, the "Hayate's Lesbian Army" which someone had handwritten in smaller letters beneath that, gave the men a bit of a worried pause.

No, it was a certain Mistress of the Night Sky in a dominatrix outfit, walking back and forth giving directions while a mass of tentacles protruded from her back that enveloped several naked and squealing women, that caused their attention meters to spike. Also the fact that no one in the yard seemed to be finding any of this unusual. About the only ones who seemed to notice were the small group of people in hooded brown cloaks, following Hayate back and forth.

"What's that sound?" Chrono wondered aloud, straining his ears.

"I think they're...chanting?" Vice suggested uncertainly, focusing on Hayate's cloaked followers.

Zafira frowned, his dog ears twitching. "Yes, but I do no know what they are saying."

They leaned closer....

"...ph'nglui mglw'nafh Hayate Y'gami wgah'nagl fhtagn..."

...and exchanged confused looks.

"...I don't recognize it," Chrono admitted.

"Maybe it's really ancient Belkan?" Vice suggested.

Zafira shook his head. "No, I have some knowledge of the ancient Belkan languages, and it sounds nothing like that. But maybe Yuuno might know from his studies. Let's keep going." He stood up.

"Yes, we need to take action before Hayate's army gets even bigger," Chrono agreed, remaining in his seated position.

"It's, uh, definitely on the rise," Vice added, also making it a point not to stand.

Zafira, having moved several steps, paused to glance back. "Aren't we going?"

"Um, yeah, sure just a moment," Vice replied, shifting slightly, and then he cocked his head. "Is that... Alto? I didn't think she was so... flexible."

"Nor that Mariel would have been into... that," Chrono added in awe, barely blinking. "Can she even breathe?"

The perturbed guardian beast let off a short growl, then grabbed the two men by their collars and began to haul them off. "Focus on the mission!"

"Hey, I am!" Chrono insisted, shifting a bit uncomfortably once the guardian beast let go of them.

Vice's legs were posed a bit awkwardly as he bent over, making a show of dusting the dirt off his green jumpsuit. "And can you really blame us? You'd act the same way."

Zafira didn't bother turning to look at them. "I can assure you that I have considerably more control than a normal human. Now let's go."

The two human males glanced at each other, shrugged, and then hurried to catch up.

"I'm glad to see you all got Subaru's message!" Ginga noted with a smile as lead her sisters by the hand down the hallway.

"Where is Subaru, anyways?" Nove questioned from right behind Ginga, still unsure what was going on. "She said something about meeting us here."

"And what's with these blindfolds?" Wendi wondered aloud, holding Nove's hand.

"That makes the surprise all the more fun!" the eldest Nakajima sister gushed, then paused at a double doorway. "And regretfully, Subaru is on a mission, so that is why she had me greet you instead. Now, right through here. Everything will be made clear inside."

The other four Nakajima sisters tried to glance at each other as best as they could sine they were blindfolded, before Dieci shrugged and said, "Well, what have we got to lose? Let's find out what this is all about."

"That's the spirit!" Ginga cheered, then pushed them through.

"Welcome, girls!"

"Is that... Hayate's voice?" Cinque wondered aloud, cocking her head.

"Correct!" the Wolkenritter mistress answered gleefully, as several dozen tentacles zipped toward the unsuspecting group.

The trio darted from the cover of a residential office complex, heading across the darkened street to the parking garage on the other side. After meeting up in the shadow of a doorway, they paused to glance around.

"I still don't understand why we don't just call him," Vice asked in a hushed whisper, pausing to sweep the area with his rifle's scope for any sign of pursuit.

"I told you, any call can be traced and Hayate probably has someone monitoring the military frequencies," Chrono repeated, awaiting the all clear. "We'll have to visit in person. I just don't understand why Yuuno is living at Nanoha's house with her and Fate now. They didn't mention anything to me about that."

Zafira shrugged. "I don't quite know myself, but apparently it was for some type of treatment."

"Well, whatever the reason, we could use all of their help," Chrono stated, straining his eyes against the darkness. "But we should stay moving, sticking to cover where we can. I've noticed that there are patrols coming from the direction we just came, so she is definitely looking for us."

"Or recruiting for her army," Zafira noted, glancing up.

The other two followed his gaze, noting the two half-naked female mages entwined about each other as they flew in the direction of Hayate's new command center.

Vice scratched his head. "How do they even maintain flight concentration like that?"

"Practice, Sergeant Major Vice Granscenic," came an amused female voice from the shadows within the parking garage. The three stared as Signum stepped into the light, a knowing smile on her lips. "Lots of practice. Shall I show you how?" She opened the front of her knight armor a little, showcasing quite a bit of cleavage.

There was a very pregnant pause, and then Chrono elbowed him. "Focus! We have a mission here!"

Vice rubbed his side, perturbed. "I was thinking!" Then he paused before asking, "How did they even find us, anyway?"

"Ask Admiral Harlaown there," Signum replied, making no effort to hide the way her chest was attempting to escape with each movement of her upper torso. "He trained Fate, who trained Teana. She deduced that, with the starport covered and our agents infiltrating the ground headquarters as we speak, there was probably only one place left for you to go... so we jumped ahead and waited at several different spots."

"You should really join us!" Shamal gushed, moving her legs just so to showcase the new long slit up the side of her dress that showed a bared hip. "You'll have a lot of fun!"

Chrono swallowed, hard, and tried to think of his marriage vows. "Sorry, but we're, uh, not interested." He glanced over and kicked Vice's leg. "Most of us, anyway."

Zafira lowered his voice as Shamal giggled. "We cannot delay here, nor can we afford a fight that will attract others. Speed is our ally now; you two escape while I cover for you."

"You can't take both of them yourself!" Chrono hissed back.

"I only need to delay them, which I can do since I know their fighting styles," he countered, then his voice took on a derogatory tone. "And I am immune to the seduction from human women."

Chrono couldn't fault the logic; this situation was dangerous, in more than one sense of the word. He nodded at Vice, and in the next moment, the action started.

Chrono fired off a wave of Stinger Shots to cover their retreat, although Signum tanked it head on. As she came streaking in with her sword raised, Zafira's Steel Yoke whip found her ankle which yanked her over and slammed her into a concrete wall. Then Chrono and Vice were sprinting out of the parking garage, and Zafira turned his attention to Shamal as the latter let loose a mass of green threads. He dove and rolled to avoid the binds, changing into his wolf form while unleashing several white spikes from the ground, but Shamal promptly vanished in a short teleport hop.

He knew he had to keep moving, but with Signum emerging from her hole and Shamal sending more and more binds at him, the tide would soon turn against him; still he needed to keep them both occupied as long as he could. "I won't let you pass, no matter what!"

"You really think so?" Shamal taunted in a manner that unnerved Zafira. Especially with the way Signum was now just standing there, smiling and not attacking. "We were actually counting on you to stay behind and delay us. We figured we'd have to deal with you first, and we needed you alone and in your wolf form... for this!"

A strange scent hit the guardian beast's nose, something that made him strangely anxious. And then Arf strolled into the area in her own full animal form, moving back and forth, her tail tilted at an odd angle. She gave him a look, and then paused to lick herself. It was a simple motion, but it caused his ears to droop, and his lower lip to quiver in a whimper.

And then she turned around and presented her backside to him, while raising her tail and lowering her head to the floor, her behind swaying slightly back and forth with a twitching tail. To a normal human, it wouldn't have had any effect. But as Zafira liked to remind people: he was a wolf, not a human.

As he roared and surged forward, Zafira learned that not even he was immune to call of the wild.

"Well, that was easier than I thought," Sigum remarked, strolling up next to Shamal.

"Wow, look at him go," Shamal commented in awe. "Reminds me of the times I caught him using his Real Bitch many years ago." She paused and licked her lips. "And it still, oddly, turns me on." She glanced over at Signum with a suggestive gaze.

The Belkan Knight's eyes widened; while she found she was still learning new things about her Wolkenritter partner everyday, she often wondered whether they were things she wanted to learn.

"What the HELL?!" Nove nearly shrieked.

"That's the... uh... fifth time you've... urnh... said that," Cinque commented, keeping a surprisingly emotionless face.

"Brlblegnk!" Wendi agreed with a mouth of silvery tentacle.

Despite the pair of appendages now wrapped around her freed chest, Nove strill tried to pry herself loose(to no avail) while shooting her one-eyed sister a look. "And how can you stay so calm and accept this?!"

Cinque shrugged; as best as she could anyway. "This isn't much different than the time I borrowed  Quattro's toys."

Dieci and Nove stared.

"...what the hell?"

"That's number six, Nove," Dieci added, trying to distract herself from the way an appendage was slithering into her panties.

"Hnggkrnk," Wendi commented, a pair of appendages sprouting mini finger-like digits to rub and lightly pull on her nipples.

"I don't want to know," Nove grunted, beginning to admit that, despite the awkwardness of the situation, she was beginning to feel an odd tingle that was almost pleasurable. Especially the way that one tentacle was rubbing against her groin and... "What the...ahhhhhhh! ... hell?!"

"Number... ooooh... seven," Dieci counted, dutifully keeping track as her panties were pulled aside and her legs spread.

"Just let go and enjoy, Nove! You always were the most uptight one in our group."

Nove blinked at the new naked form twitching just above her. "What the hell... Sein!? She got you, too?"

Dieci would have interjected with a new number count, but she was too far gone now, head tilted back as an appendage made like a piston between her spread legs.

The #6 cyborg giggled. "No, I voluntarily signed up. Hayate and I are much alike, did you know?" She reached out to grope Nove's chest, turning thoughtful. "And you've grown a bit since the last I felt you."

"...If I could get my hands free, I'd smack you."

Sein winked. "Promises, promises... oh, I see our last two sisters have come back!"

Nove leaned her head back, such that she saw an upside down naked Otto and Deed casually strolling up and accepting new tentacles. But it was Otto that Nove was focusing on, staring in disbelief. "You're a... You're a..."

"And now you know the reason for the big secret, and why Otto only ever bathed with Deed," Sein added with a giggle.

Nove's mouth worked up and down soundlessly for several long moments, such that her mind didn't really register the cool object down parting her lower lips and sliding smoothly in. After a moan escaped her lips, she sighed and blinked.

"What the hell?"

"Nnnnine?" Dieci counted somewhat dizzily from her position mimicking a Y.

"Ten," Cinque corrected, her body shaking back and froth in her doggy-style position.

"Mrmmauhing," Wendi agreed.

It took Chrono a few moments to realize that Vice had slowed down. "What are you doing? We need to move!"

"I was thinking, and not even Zafira will be able to delay them for very long," Vice stated, coming to a full stop and gripping Storm Raider with both hands. "And only one of us needs to make it to Yuuno. I'll stay behind. I can snipe them from cover. If I don't take them out fully, I can at least draw attention and keep them pinned long enough for you to make it there."

Chrono eyed the man. "Uh huh. That might be more convincing if you weren't sliding your hand along the barrel of your gun device like that."

Vice realized what he was doing, and stopped, blushing slightly. "Hey, you think this is easy?! I know what's at stake! And you were thinking and feeling the same things, too!"

The accusation did hit a bit too close to home. "Alright. Sorry I doubted you." He reached out his hand. "Good luck. Once I get Yuuno, Nanoha and Fate, we'll come back for you."

Vice shook it and smiled, and the two med regarded each other for a moment more, before Chrono took off. Vice sighed as his companion disappeared out of sight, then glanced around, finding the tallest structure  in the area with the best line of sight. He promptly found it; a rather regal and fancy looking place with railed minarets, perfect for a sniper.

And sighed when he read the name. "Oh, you gotta be kidding me... "It would have to be that kind of building... Patrica's Pleasure Palace?"

A hand gently cradled the hard shaft, steadying it. Vice knew a firm, yet gentle touch was needed, and through long practice since he was a boy, he inhaled sharply and lined up. If he did this wrong, there would be a big mess and the feeling of shame would overcome him once more. Patience was also required, as going too early would leave him embarrassed and more exposed than he already was. And as he watched through his scope, Subaru and Teana came rocketing around the corner on the former's Wing Road, which surprised him; he thought for sure it would be Signum and Shamal. At any rate, he centered the crosshair on target depressed the trigger.

Vice knew he was in trouble the moment the green beam struck both... and passed right through. "Oh shi-"

He quickly rolled and came up pointing the other way, snapping off several shots as the real Teana and Subaru came bearing down on him. Subaru was struck and went flailing off her road, but Teana managed a couple of return shots right before her gun was shot out of her hands. but Vice was in no position to celebrate, as Storm Raider had been knocked out of his own hands by her magic bullets. And in the next moment, Teana landed on him and the two grappled hand-to-hand as they rolled, but Vice had a secret move, something he had learned long ago that worked to distract most women.

He grabbed Teana's chest, confident in his victory. [And now she should scream and pull her hands back and... uh oh.]

He was on his back, with Teana sitting on his legs, leaning over him, but his position on the bottom wasn't what worried him. In the scuffle, he hadn't quite realized that she had unzipped his pants, and was now holding his member hostage.

"Well now, Mister Granseic, it appears we had the same idea after all!" Teana gushed, lightly moving her fingers. "And in just a few moments, you won't have the strength to resist me."

This was good, Vice decided, then promptly mentally slapped himself.

[This is bad!] he corrected himself. Although, he realized he just needed to delay them, however at Teana's current pace, he wouldn't... last long. He needed to buy Chrono more time, and in the next few seconds, he realized there was only one way to do that. Teana had higher magic point values than him, and she had been personally trained by Nanoha, Fate, *and* Vita.

"Maybe you won't be able to resist me!" Vice informed her with a grin, slipping a hand into the front of her barrier jack to grab a breast while he shifted his legs to raise a knee under her skirt. Momentarily having her distracted, Vice spun them over to get on top.

"Ooh, so that's how you want to play it!" Teana nearly giggled, continuing to roll with him to get back on top while pushing his pants down. "I bet I can make you come first!"

The continued frisky revolutions brought the pair perilously close to the edge of the minaret railing, but Vice knew he couldn't let up as his fingers slipped under her miniskirt and began to rub. "Experience beats youth any day!"

Subaru came to long enough to dizzily lift her head and shout "SEXUAL KOMBAAAAT!" before it went thunk again.

Teana giggled. "But you're no match for.... CROSSFIRE STRIPPING!" She sent them rolling towards the edge of the minaret.

"Easily matched; take this, FLASH DANCE!" Vice countered, his hands blurring into motion.

The pair tumbling off the minaret, pieces of clothes flying in all directions as they grappled for supremacy in midair. Due to auto-barriers, the crash through the roof and onto a bed barely phased either, although he was annoyed to find out she still had somehow maintained a grip on his little sniper rifle. But with her Teana's leg over his shoulder, and he realized he was staring at her now completely bare rear.

"Here's one I learned from a friend... REVOLVING KNUCKLE!" Teana cried, sending her hand into action.

"VARIABLE FLUTTER TONGUE!" Vice announced, leaning up to lash and lick her leaking pussy lips with skilled technique. Teana shivered and tried to pull her pelvis away, but he grabbed her hips and held tight.

Teana shivered. "Ooh, you are good, but two can play that game. PHANTOM BLOWER!"  Deciding she wouldn't be outdone, she wasted no time in sliding her lips over his member, using her hands to massage the base and his balls.

[Where did she get so good?] Vice wondered as he groaned, realizing he was still at a disadvantage; she still had hands and mouth free. Thinking quickly, he spotted something out of the corner of his eye. "I'm not out yet... FUZZY BIND!" Lifted his legs to wrap around her head as a distraction, he grabbed the furry cuff on the right corner of the bed headboard and snapped it around her ankle, securing her to the bed via the attached chain.

"Do you think that will aaaAAHHHH!"

"SNIPE SHOT!" Vice added, twisting and pulling out when she freed her head, seizing the momentum to attack her moist clitoris with an equally wet finger while flipping her onto her back.

But Teana wasn't out of it yet, shaking off the surprise assault and quickly sitting up. "RESTRICTING LOCK!" she shouted,  reaching past him for another furry cuff on the left corner of the bed headboard. He jerked her legs towards him which landed her onto her back again, but she quickly recovered and wrapped her still free left leg around his head, pulling his head in and sat up again. A quick scuffle ensued.

*snap*

Vice blinked and tugged on the cuff, wondering how she had managed to get it onto his right wrist, then looked up at her as she sat triumphantly on his stomach, her bosom heaving with the exertion.

"Well, if appears as if you're better than I give you credit for!" Teana panted with a grin, leaning in and causing him to slide back up against the pillows piled against the headboard. "But I think that's enough foreplay, don't you? It's time to settle this in the final round! Now be a good boy..."

"What makes you think... I'll accommodate you?" Vice questioned, realizing he was running out of room as he backed up against the headboard.

Instead of answering right away, she sat up again and reached behind her, gently caressing his little soldier, still standing at attention. Vice got the hint; she could finish him easily in this position, and there were still two more cuffs at the other end of the bed she could utilize, but that were out of his reach. He'd just have to hope he could outlast her.

"I don't think you're up to it," he taunted her, then held her steady gaze as she lifted her hips above him, lined up, and came down. Vice grit his teeth and tried to think of baseball, but that didn't help at all.

"You were saying?" Teana teased right back, but he could see in her slightly strained expression that she was trying to hold on, too. "SEALING GRASP!" Her vaginal muscles contracted on him.

Vice groaned and whimpered, but somehow managed to hold on for his counterattack, shouting. "RISING LANCER!" while thrusting his hips up, causing her to yelp in surprise.

But she responded by leaning forward and planting her hands on his chest, bouncing her own hips down onto him. In his position, all Vice could do was reach up his still-free left hand and began to fondle her swaying chest as she continued to push down and back onto him. It was now a test of endurance, and he needed every advantage he could get.

"Did you.. know that... women last... longer than... men?" Teana panted out between thrusts.

No good comeback came to mind, as Vice was straining trying to distract his mind, trying to last as long as possible. When baseball failed to work, he thought about the next helicopter model coming off the assembly line, but somehow that only made things worse. But what really made him tip over the edge, was when he happened to glance straight up and saw a smiling and drooling Alto watching them from the hole in the ceiling.

She promptly cupped her hands around her mouth and yelled, "FINISH HIM!"

Teana did. "STARLIGHT ORGASM!" She squeezed and flexed around him with everything she had, causing Vice to collapse back on the bed, Teana redoubled her efforts to get off before her pole went soft. Alto leapt down and positioned herself behind Teana, sending her hands into action on the other girl's breast and clit, feeling the immense shudder shortly after that indicated success.

"How was it?" Alto asked, as Teana leaned back against her and panted.

The satisfied gun mage grinned and began to get off. "Why don't you see for yourself?"

Alto glanced at his body and licked her lips. "Well, I've got my chopper parked nearby and we need to get him back to headquarters." She rubbed her hands together as an idea occurred "But I suppose we can have some fun on the way; I've always wanted to join the mile high club!"

Nove had begun to grudgingly admit this wasn't too bad (if a bit weird, with almost her entire clan of sisters squealing and moaning around her); that is, when she could think at all. in fact, it was feeling pretty good. For some reason, it was difficult to maintain an angry and dour mood when warm and moist objects were vibrating over one's nipples and clitoris. And thus when the snake-like tentacle pushed open her pussy lips and slid inside, she was more than ready, and now wanted nothing more than to reach that peak she was so quickly moving towards.

If only the two women next to her were a bit more quiet, she'd be able to enjoy this more.

"OhSaintyesOHSaintYesOHSAINTYEEEEES!" Schach squealed from her position entangled under Carim. A pair of tentacles in their smooshed-together pussies, were doing their best impression of alternating pistons on an engine.

"I thought - ahh - that a church - uhh - would frown on - nnnng! - stuff like this," Nove commented as best she could, currently being worked over by several appendages snaking over her body.

Carim slid her lips off Schach's right breast, leaving the highly erect nipple and surrounding area glistening with moist.  "One moment - oooh! - Sister Schach is about to - AAAHHH! - have a religious experience."

The nun, who probably couldn't be called that since she was most definitely getting some, promptly went into a series of back arching contortions and spasms while a high-pitched screech escaped from her lips. As if in response to that trigger, the Nakajima sisters around her erupted into their own blissful screams, which naturally pushed Nove into one as well. When it was all over, the nun went limp.

"Schach?" Nove asked, staring in awe at the sheer reaction she had just witnessed.

The woman finally turned her head, her eyes still somewhat unfocused. "I think I saw Olive."

"Amen," Carim intoned, clapping her hands together and bowing her head.

"I think you mean 'Hallelujah!' sister," Hayate added with a grin, flashing a V-sign

"Yuuno-kun, what is it?" Nanoha questioned. "That's the second time you've had that look."

It's like a great many voices cried out in orgasm, and were suddenly silenced." He paused, his gaze turning serious. "I feel something terrible has happened."

The two women stared at him, and then exchanged worried glances, but any further commentary was put on hold by the sound of the front door bursting open. Three heads to turned to the living room entry way as a haggard and panting Chrono appeared, his wild eyes darting between all three occupants before fixating on Yuuno.

In a few short steps, he crossed the room and grabbed the other man. "Yuuno, we need your help. You need to come with me, now!"

"Hey, let go!" Yuuno protested, trying to pry the hands off him. "What's your problem?!"

But Chrono was in no mood for quick explanations. "I can't stay, and I might have led them straight here, so we need to move. I'll tell you on the way, come on!"

"Perhaps you better tell us exactly what is going on, first?" Nanoha tactfully suggested, now blocking the entryway. "And why you need Yuuno-kun?"

The black-haired man eyed her, and then sighed and finally released Yuuno. "Okay, we might have some time, if Vice was successful in buying it for us." He placed his hands on Yuuno's shoulders and gave him a deathly serious look. "Hayate has fused with some lost logia device that has given her many metallic silver tentacles that she uses to pleasure other women. Somehow, every woman that she comes across has been taken over, and she is now using them to build some sort of sex empire!"

It sounded incredibly stupid and crazy to Chrono, the moment it left his lips. [There is no way they are going to belie-]

The sound of a teacup crashing to the floor, drew Chrono's attention to Fate in the kitchen, staring at him wide-eyed. He blinked, then noticed Nanoha and Yuuno giving him equally large stares.

"Silvery..." Fate uttered.

"...tentacles," Nanoha finished.

"And sex," Yuuno grumbled, and then sighed. "I think I know the lost logia you're talking about, but it was resealed and placed in the vault." He placed his hand on his chin, eyes dropping downwards slightly as he thought about it. "It couldn't possibly...."

"So you really do know about it?" Chrono questioned in near-disbelief, almost more disbelieving that they were all taking it so easily and calmly rather than the idea of the subject matter itself. Well, except for the way all three faces reddened considerably while they averted their eyes.

Yuuno coughed politely. "We're... familiar with it. But you say it's been activated again and Hayate has fused with it?"

Chrono nodded. "Zafira seemed to think you might now how to shut it down. If it is affecting everyone she uses it on, then you may be our only hope for stopping it. Magic is drained in it's presence, so normal fighting won't work."

"Well, I did do quite a bit of research on it after our...encounter with it, and so there might be a way..." the Infinity Librarian suggested, thinking. "I do know the shutdown spell, but it has to be administered in close range while the device is active. And it has to be removed from the host body first, which can only be done by..." He trailed off, his face paling. "I can't do it. I can transfer the shutdown spell characteristics to your device so you can practice it - it requires very little mana - but you'll have to do it on your own." He lifted his hand and formed a small, green magic circle, and S2U registered acceptance from Chrono's pocket.

"What?!" Chrono exclaimed in disbelief. "I'll do it alone if I have to, but I could use all the help I can get! Hayate has a lot of people under her control now. Why won't you come with me? What has to be done?" When Yuuno remained silent, looking away, Chrono grabbed him and shook him. "Tell me!"

"W-well, um, this particular device has a lesbian orgy mode where it merges with someone, but only those with very high magic reserves can utilize it," he explained nervously. "It can only be removed if the user wills it.... or if the user has s-sex with... a male."

Chrono's cheeks reddened slightly, and then he shook his head. "If... that's what it takes..." He swallowed nervously. "Um, anyway, so you need to come with me. With two of us, we have twice the chance!"

"NO!" Yuuno blurted, suddenly slapping Chrono's hands away and backing up. "I can't!"

"What do you mean you can't?!" Chrono exclaimed in disbelief, growing angry. "Two good men sacrificed themselves so that I could make it here! If you don't-"

"No, you don't understand, brother, he really can't," Chrono's sister interrupted, pulling the attention of both men.

"He can't get it up anymore," Nanoha explained with all the tone of one saying they were out of flour.

"He's got ED," Fate clarified with an equally casual look.

Yuuno removed his glasses and face-palmed while Chrono made an "O" with this lips in understanding and newly appraised the other man sympathetically. "So... you really can't... um...?"

"No, I can't, OKAY?!" Yunno barked, crossing his arms over his chest and looking away.

Nanoha moved closer to pat him on the shoulder. "It's okay, Yuuno-kun. The psychologist said it's just all in your mind, and we are all trying to help work you through this."

Somehow, though, that didn't seem to help Yuuno's mood anyway.

"Yeah, um, no big deal, you don't have to..." Chrono started to say, then trailed off when the bi-spectled man glared at him. "But I could still use your help-"

"NO!" Yuuno blurted again, trembling. "You don't understand the hell I went through the first time because of that device!" He made a visible effort to calm himself. "Besides, I can't go. Nanoha and Fate are pregnant and so I need to take care of them."

"That's only an excuse, and you know it," Fate chastised, and then patted her still slim tummy. "We're only one month pregnant."

"I-I can't!" Yuuno insisted with a nearly breaking voice while he took a trembling step backward.

Chrono shook his head. "Now you listen to me; I might be able to... do this, if that's what it takes. But to hear Zafira talk, you have a lot of prior experience with this thing, much more than me; our chances are raised greatly if you come along. Now, you can stay here and whine about how terrible you've had it... or you can man up and help save the world by having sex with Hayate. The choice is up to you. But don't do it for me, the Bureau, your country or the world, or even for your unborn children. Do it for yourself."

While Yuuno turned away, Chrono nodded at Nanoha and Fate, then headed for the front door. There was silence, even as the sound of the door closing was heard, but still no movement until Nanoha spoke.

"He needs our help," Nanoha stated pointedly. "And from the sound of things, Hayate and all of Mid-Childa needs our help. If Hayate isn't stopped, she'll take over the TSAB as well."

Yuuno didn't answer, but just glanced out the window, staring at something only he could see.

"Transfer complete," S2U's voice confirmed.

Chrono nodded, then slid the card into his pocket. He then slid Durandel into another pocket. Following that, he reached down, and one by one with carefully deliberate motions, Chrono pocketed one device after another from the small Bureau storage locker. It was one of a few dozen caches around the city for use in an emergency, and he needed as many devices as he could carry. Card devices filled his pockets, while his wrists and fingers sported bracelets and ring devices. A pair of gun devices were slid into holsters on his waist, while a couple of rifles and a bazooka(a wide-area bombardment device) were slung over his shoulders. Lastly, he wrapped a pair of cartridge bandoliers across his chest and grabbed a couple of staves.

If he preloaded the shutdown spell into each of them, then even if he lost a device or two, he'd still have another to administer the spell. Also, he could pre-load attack and bind spells into them, giving him some quick rapid fire offenses. He was going to need it, if he planned to infiltrate Hayate's base all by himself.

"If only ferret-boy wasn't such a coward," he grumbled, then remembered Yuuno's particular affliction, and shivered. "Now, let's see, I think this is the last device. What type are you?"

"I am an intelligent-type device, designation..." it started to say in a dignified male voice, and then the tone promptly shot up an octave or two. "...FREUNLAVEN! I can cast the spells with the shooting and binding and hurting FREUNLAVEN! Are you going into nasty fighty fights Mr. spikey-shoulder man?"

Every now and then, Chrono was grateful for reasons that confirmed his bias against intelligent devices, as he placed the staff back down. "Um, I think I'm good, but thanks anyway."

He sighed and said a small prayer of apology to Amy in advance, since he was probably going to have to break his marriage vows. Then he made a quick vow that it would all end tonight, one way or another, while also making sure he had everything.

"But I can help with the hurting and fighting FREUNLAVEN-"

*Stomp*

"...ow."

Except that one.

Author's notes:

In addition to parodying hentai and tentacle scenarios, I also had to stick in parodies to other conventions(see how many you can spot!). Honestly, I'm getting more fun out of the comedy portions, then I am out of the sex portions. Anyway, it all comes down to a single encounter. Stay tuned for the thrilling climax in this heroic saga!
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