Medabots Fan Fiction / Hamtaro Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Monster Rancher Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Jeopardy Total Chaos ❯ Chapter three ( Chapter 3 )

A.N: WOOHOO!!!! I GOT REVIEWS!!!!!!!! THANK U!!!!!!! WAHOO!!!!! I RUL DA WORLD!!!!!!!! ME!!! ME!!! ME!!!!!!!!...Anyway...

Disclaimer: I don't own any animes...or Jeopardy...~_~

Nimmi: Yeah, yeah we're back... Tyson why don't you choose the next category...

Tyson: I'll choose Let It Slip for $200...

Nimmi: What is the name of the BladeBreakers' team...

Goku: What are the Z senshi...

Pikachu: Pika...

Giyomon: What are digimon tamers...

Mochie: What are Baddies chie...

Yugi: What are Paradox brothers...

Hamtaro: What are the Ham-Hams...

Metabee: What is the Rubber-Robo Gang...

Tyson: What are the White Tigers...

Some-guy-from-audience: What is wrong with you guys!!!?????

Nimmi: (waking up) Um...Oh sorry...anyway...you are all incorrect, the answer is The Bladebreakers...

Marai Trunks: The answer is... The BladeBreakers!

Nimmi: Um...acually I just said the answer...

So-and-so-from-audience: Trunks get your @$$ out of here!

Nimmi: THERE WILL BE NO CUSSING ON MY SHOW!!!!!!!

S.A.S.F.A:But...

Nimmi: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!

(S.A.S.F.A shuts up)

Marai Trunks: Um...I think that's my que to leave...

Nimmi: Um...Metabee choose the next category.

Metabee: I'll take More Medabots More Sower for $200

Nimmi: What is the name of Metabee's Medafighter?

Metabee: (buzz) Yucky!

Nimmi: Er...No

Metabee: :(

Goku: Ha Ha, you don't even know the name of your own Medafighter!

Metabee: That's it! Time to get Meda-busy!

(starts powering up for the Medaforce)

Metabee: Dude...I rock

(Goku powers up for the Kamehameha)

Goku: KA...ME...HA...ME...

Metabee: MEDAFORCE!!!!

Goku: HA!!!!

(two beams hit eachother)

Mochie: Stop fighting chie!

(sends Mochie Cannon on them)

Metabee: Oh! Now I'm REALLY angry!

(Metabee tackles Mochie)

Pikachu: PIKA!!!

(Pikachu gets angry and Thundershocks the three of them)

Mochie, Metabee and Goku: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(the three of them gang up on Pikachu)

Pikachu: Pika PIKA!!!

Yugi: That's it!

(Takes out one of Kaiba's disc-things)

Yugi: Go Dark Magician! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!!!!

(Everyone gets hit)

Giyomon: I wait no more!

(Giyomon dives on Dark Magician and somehow knocks it over dispite it's a hologram)

Tyson: Dudes! You're getting annoying!!

(gets his Beyblade ready)

Tyson: LET IT RIP!!!!

(Tyson's Beyblade hits everyone in the head)

All: YEEEEOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Goku: Hey! No sitting out!

(pulls Yugi and Tyson into the melee)

Hamtaro: Um...

(getting desparate, Hamtaro runs over to Chi-Chi in the audience)

Hamtaro: I'll take this!!!

(Hamtaro takes Chi-Chi's frying pan and then walks over to Cappy)

Hamtaro: Thank you!

(Hamtaro takes Cappy's cap and runs back on stage)

Hamtaro: YAH!!!!

(He runs into the scuffle and holds up Chi-Chi's frying pan)

Hamtaro: YOU SHALL ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!!

(Everyone notices the frying pan)

All: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Um...Ofcourse Lord Hamtaro!!

Hamtaro: (smirk) `Kush Kush'

Nimmi: Comercials...

Comercials

Goku: Call today and order our new bit-beast! It's name is...Shenrey, it sings when it's happy, cries when it's sad and causes dustruction when it's mad.

Tyson: DUDE!!!! What are you talking about?

Boss: Do you want to be succesful with your love-life? The call 1-800-555-LUVLIFE. Watch this!

(Walks up to Bijou)

Boss: Oh Bijou!

Bijou: Oui?

Boss: Tell our veiwers how happy we are!

Bijou: OUI!! I am very happy.

Boss: With me right?

Bijou: Well I do like this clubhouse... Oh THAT kind of happy...No...sorry it's not you...

Boss:...ITS HAMTARO ISN'T IT!!! WHEN I GET MY PAWS...

Hamtaro: Yup...It's me...

Bijou: No...

(hugs Stan)

Stan: Kush Kush

Hamtaro: @_@

Boss: X_X

Nimmi: Yeah yeah! Yugi choose!

Yugi: I'll take Yu-Gi-Oh No for $200

Nimmi: What card of Joey's has the highest attack?

Yugi: What are Jokers?

Pikachu: Pi ka pika pika.

Giyomon: What is Power activation?

Hamtaro: What are Aces?

Goku: What are Jacks?

Mochie: What are Queens?

Tyson: What are Kings?

Nimmi: YOU HAVE TO BUZZ IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway it's the Red Eyes Black Dragon... Mochie why don't you choose.

Mochie: Mochie want Monster Hancher for $500 chie

Nimmi: The Kamehameha means this is english...How did this get in the Monster Hancher section?

S.A.S.F.A: JUST CONTINUE!!!!

Nimmi: SHUT THE H$^^ UP!!!!!!

Goku: (buzz) What is Spirit Bomb?

Nimmi: GOKU!!!!! That question didn't even COUNT!!!!! Anyway, it's the Turtle Destuction Wave...

(Nimmi starts looking through cards)

Nimmi: Aha! Here it is! What is the name of Pixie's body guard?

Mochie: What is Golem chie?

(Nimmi is about to answer when Arale (from Dr.Slump) enters the studio)

Arale: Is this the Penguin Village?

Nimmi: NO!!!!

Arale: *grumble*

Nimmi: Anyway Mochie that is incorrect, the answer is Big Blue...Comercials...

Comercials

Pikachu: Pikachu pikachu Pika Pika Pi Cha PIKA!

(Mochie is filming Pikachu)

Mochie: English please chie!

Pikachu: :( PIKACHU!!!!!!

(Pikachu thundershocks the video camera)

Nimmi: Aw man! Time for the Technical Difficulties sign.

(a scribbled Technicle Difficulties sign appears on the screen)

Nimmi: WHAT!!!!! WHO SCRIBBLED ON THIS!!!!!!!

(Jigglypuff innocently holds his marker behind his back)

Nimmi: *sigh*

(a sign appears on the screen)

Nimmi: Technicle Difficulties for the Technicle Difficulties sign...Please Stand By.

Chi-Chi: Do you want to rule over Saiyans like I do? Then call 1-800-555-FRYNGPN. With the frying pan you will also receive a "The Big Book Of Bashing" and a broom.

Nimmi: ...Hamtaro just choose!

Hamtaro: I'll take Little Hamsters Big Headaches for $300

Nimmi: What kind of animal does Panda resemble other than a hamster?

Hamtaro: (buzz) What is a hamster?

Nimmi: NO!!!!!!!!...Giyomon would you please choose.

Giyomon: I'll take Digimon, Computerized monsters for $100

Nimmi: What colour is Giyomon?

(Everyone one looks at Giyomon and yells Multi-colours, including Giyomon)

Nimmi: You guys...theres dumb...theres absolutly dumb...theres beyond dumb...then theres you...Comercials please...

Comercials

Jingle: I have come to tell you about my self... destiny lies in the distance, always striving to claim it... where the wind whistles through the trees...the reason I always rhym is-

(Panda buts in)

Panda: JINGLE!!!! What are you doing here?

Jingle: I go where my heart leads...

Panda: Heke?

Yugi: Is you Yami an idiot? Then call 1-800 555-BAKAYMI. You can talk to me about your problems `cause I got the biggest baka of a Yami there is!

(Yami appears behind with Chi-Chi's frying pan)

Yugi: Er...no my Yami is a genus...it's all the others that are dumb...

(Yami Bakura, Yami Malik etc. appear bahind him with replicas of the frying pan)

Yugi: Eeep...

Nimmi: Yup...we're back...now Pikachu why don't you-

Some voice: We interupt this broadcast to bring you the weather.

(Some-reporter-from-dbz is standing in front of a canyon)

S.R.F.D: I am here to talk to you about the weather...First of all it will be a little cloudy from the slight chance of a Digital Field

(A Darktyrranomon appears behind him)

S.R.F.D: Er...make that a great chance...there will be sudden explosions due to the fact that the Z senshi-

(get's passed a sheet)

S.R.F.D: Sorry...make that all the Z senshi excluding Goku, who has apparently taken part in a Jeopardy show and will be unable to fight Li Shenron who is about to destroy the planet-

(dodges a stray Ki blast)

S.R.F.D: Whew...

(a loud crash is heard back stage)

S.R.F.D: HEY!!!! I told you to be careful with those!...Anyway, don't be surprised if you see the stars falling from the sky, apparently the Ham-hams have found a way of bringing the stars down-

(S.R.F.D is now shown upside down)

S.R.F.D: YOU IDIOT!!! YOU KNOCKED OVER THE VIDEO CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU MAKE ANYMORE MISTAKES YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A.N: Kami knows who he's talking to) Now, I guess that wraps up the weather... Have a nice day everyone!

(S.R.F.D walks back stage)

S.R.F.D: Great job! You didn't bother me anymore! And you even put the lense cap back on...What do you mean you don't know what a lense cap is? It's this thing right here...WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS THERE THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE F%*^$#@ SHOW!!!! YOU'RE FIRERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nimmi: Well that was disturbing...anyway Pikachu choose!!!!

Pikachu: Pika...Pikachu.

Nimmi: Gotta Ketchup all for $400... What is the name of Ash's Pokedex?

Goku: Bulma!

Pikachu: Pi Chu

Giyomon: Kenta!

Metabee: None of your buisness!

Yugi: Honda!

Tyson: Grampa!

Nimmi: YOU NEED TO BUZZ IN!!!!!!!!!!!! MOCHIE CHOOSE!!!!!

Yugi: Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the Directory...

Mochie: That's not even a category and it was my turnchoose chie!

Yugi: ???

Mochie: I'll take Monster Hancher for $100 chie.

Nimmi: What kind of animal does Hare resemble?

Hamtaro: (buzz) What is a rabbit?

Nimmi: NO!!!!!! CAN'T YOU GUYS ANSWER A SINGLE QUESTION CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goku: Probably not...but I can spell my name! G-U-K-O!!!

Nimmi: COMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!

Comercials

Boss: I'm bored.

Dexter: Me too.

Pashmina: Me three.

Pepper: Me four.

Bijou: Me five.

Cappy: Me six.

Panda: Me seven.

Sandy: Like, me eight.

Stan: Dudes, me nine

Hamtaro: Me too

Dexter: I just said that!

Penelope: Ookwee...

Nimmi: What kind of a comercial is this?

Panda: WHAT??? I thoyght we were shooting "A Day In The Lfe Of A Ham-Ham"

Stan: Look sis! I can juggle!

(Stan starts juggling his Maracas)

Sandy: Big deal!

(Stan is so upset that he tosses them awy and one of them land on Penelope's head)

Penelope: OWWWWW!!!! Kami that hurt!!!!!! Stan watch where you through those things !!

Pashmina: AACCKKK!!!! PENELOPE YOU CAN TALK!!!!!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!!!!

Penelope: Whoops...Ookwee!

Nimmi: This comercial is screwy too!

Panda: Oops...This is episode two...

Nimmi: I want you guys to promise me you will get a- …………………………̷ 0;…!………………

Some director: What happened?

Some other director: Er...I wanted to bleep out Nimmi...but the mute button is stuck...

S.D: Darn it!

Nimmi: ……………..

Metabee:…………………

Nimmi:………………..

Hamtaro:………………

Nimmi:………………!

Hamtaro:………………

Nimmi:………………..

Goku:…………

Pikachu:……………

Giyomon:……………….

Metabee:…………

Yugi:…………..

Tyson:………..

Nimmi: …………………..

Comercials

S.O.D: Yeah! It's fixed!

S.D: Okay Cappy! Do the comercial!

Cappy: Do you want a cap like mine?

(The cap falls off and stubs his toe)

Cappy: OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! *beep* it!

S.D: Why did you beep him?

S.O.D: There is no cussing on this show!

Cappy: COOL!!! So I can swear all I want and it will get beeped! *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**be ep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep* *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**be ep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep* *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**be ep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep* *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**be ep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep* *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**be ep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep* *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**be ep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep*

S.O.D: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

S.D: What is it?

S.O.D: We're running out of beeps!

Machine: Warning Warning beeps are low!

S.D: CAPPY STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

Cappy: Why? Where's `it' going?

Brass:……………………&# 8230;………………………… …………………………̷ 0;……..

S.O.D: Not again…

A.N: Please R/R this fic and any other fics I write. The next chapter will be here soon, but it will take a while since I need to work on my Majin Hamtaro fic.