Medabots Fan Fiction ❯ The Glass House Special: Erika's List of New Year's Resolutions ❯ The Glass House Special: Erika's List of New Year's Resolutions ( One-Shot )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
[Prologue]
Erika was lying on her bed in her bedroom.
*Erika: What am I suppose to do? Its just one day after New Years day and I can't figure out
what to do.*
Ikki suddenly pops in from the window.
Ikki: Hey, Erika. Look what I have got.
Erika sees Ikki.
Erika: How did you get in here?!
Ikki: The ladder outside your house leads to your room. But anyway, I found a list of New Year
Resolutions.
Erika takes the list.
Erika: I was looking for this.
Erika leans on the window and accidently pushes Ikki out of the window.
Ikki: Help me!!!
A crash in the bushes was heard and Erika looks out of the window.
Erika: Sorry.
*
The Glass House Special: Erika's List of New Year's Resolutions
By PikaFlash 2002
Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew, scenes, songs and props that are in this fic belongs
to their respective owners...
*
[Sk8er Gurl Erika]
*Erika: The first part of my list is to challenge Sakura Avalon at skating and win.*
Erika walks to the skate park and pays for her admission.
Erika: One please.
~
Erika was sitting on a bench in the skate park when Sakura Avalon rode to Erika on her
rollerblades.
Erika: Hi!
Sakura: Hi, Erika. So, you decided to come and race me at skating?
Erika: Yeah.
Sakura: Are you sure you are confident to beat me?
Erika: Well, I did beat Ikki at skateboarding.
*Flashback*
Erika was on her skateboard with Ikki running after her.
*End flashback*
Sakura: Alright, but I can't say that that I'll let you win.
*
~"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavinge is played~
Erika and Sakura were geared up with helmets, armpads and kneepads. Sakura puts on her
rollerblades while Erika steps on her skateboard.
Sakura: Are you ready?
Erika: Anytime.
Ikki walks to the starting line, holding a start flag.
Ikki: Are you girls ready? Set, GO!
Both Sakura and Erika started off at a fast speed, but Erika was a bit slower as she suddenly
trips over and lands on the ground head first.
Ikki: That's gotta hurt.
Sakura reached the finish line as Erika slowly reaches second.
Erika: At least I got that part of the list. Challenge Sakura at skating.
[Intermission: The Space]
Erika and Ikki were standing in front of a large door.
Erika: Welcome to the Space, the one place where the point of it is to take off the extra
space in the fanfic. Behind this door is actually a haunted room.
~Spooky sound followed by a wolf howl effect.~
Ikki: Sure sounds haunted.
Erika opens the door.
Erika: Right, so, I'm going to send you in.
Ikki: What?!
Erika pushes Ikki through the door and quickly closes it.
Ikki: AHHHHHH!
A roar was heard and cloth ripping sounds were heard and Ikki pops out of the door with ripped
clothing and looks at Erika.
Ikki: What was that?!
Erika: I found that using a real bear was cheaper than getting the sound effect, so I borrowed
one Ursaring from the Johto Region in the Pokemon series.
Ikki was pulled back into the room and Erika closes the door.
Erika: I guess he doesn't want to know about the SaberLeomon from Digimon I also borrowed.
More of Ikki's screams were heard.
[Background worker Erika]
*Erika: Part two of my list has me being an actress. So I went to the one place which could
give me an acting job.*
Erika stands near the entrance to the Nelvana Building.
Erika: At the moment, I'm going to enter the Nelvana building to see if I can get an acting
job there.
Erika enters the entrance and sees Ikki inside sitting near the reception desk.
Erika: What are you doing there?!
Erika angrilly walks past Ikki.
Ikki: Huh?
~
Erika was sitting in front of Eli Moon's desk.
Eli: So, you are looking for an acting job
Erika: That's right.
Eli: Well, we would like to see a footage of you acting.
Erika passes Eli a tape.
Erika: Here, this is an episode of a show I did.
Eli: Thanks.
Eli watches a footage from the Medabots Episode: "Phantom Renagade Unmasked".
Eli: Well...I could say that you have the potential of being an actress, but it will take
some time.
Erika: Oh.
Eli: But I suggest working either as a temp replacement or stunt person.
*Zoids - Chaotic Century*
Erika was sitting at the pilot seat of the Blade Liger with Ikki behind in the passenger seat.
Ikki: Erika, what does this button do?
Erika: No, don't touch that button!
Ikki presses the button.
~
From afar, two figures were ejected out of the Blade Liger.
*BeyBlade*
Erika was against Ikki in a BeyBlade arena.
Erika: You're going down, Ikki.
Ikki: I won't hold back.
Erika/Ikki: Let it rip!
The Beyblades flew towards the Medafighters instead of landing in the bowl.
Ikki/Erika: AHHHHH!
~
Neutranurse finished tying a bandage on Erika's head.
Erika: What about Ikki?
Ikki was rolling on the floor.
Ikki: Please, Erika, if you value my future, please help me.
Erika: Don't put me down to your level.
Ikki: At least I know you BeyBlade like a girl.
Erika kicks Ikki in the stomach.
Erika: I assume that that was a compliment.
*CardCaptors*
Erika was dressed in a pink dress carrying a staff.
Erika: You know, if you want the right picture, at least open the shutter.
Ikki looks at the video camera he's holding.
Ikki: Oh.
Ikki opens the shutter and accidently presses the flash button.
Ikki: AHHH! AHHH AHH! My eye.
*Pokemon*
Erika was standing in a grass field wearing a red cap on her head.
Erika: I will be the number one Pokemon Master!
Erika hears a faint noise.
Erika: What is that?
Erika looks behind a door to see Ikki watching Digimon on TV.
Ikki: Come on, Erika, Digimon has started.
Erika: Gee, that contradicts the whole point of this series.
*
Erika was at a red phone booth.
Erika: Mr. Eli, this is not working. I always get the same "extra" working with me and I
have recieved a combination of death threats and legal actions from distributors like KidsWB
and FOXkids for sloppy work I didn't do. Ok, so I must meet Matt at a popular Anime Nightclub.
[Erika wants to be a rock star]
Erika and Ikki were near the nightclub as Matt's band was heard.
*Erika: I'm near the nightclub where Matt's band plays his music, so I'm going in with Ikki
under the pretext of fans.*
Erika picks up a guitar case and sees a queue with two bouncers and a small yellow mouse named
Pikachu holding a list. As Erika enters the nightclub entrance with no problem, Pikachu stops
Ikki.
Pikachu: Sorry, but are you invited?
Ikki: I'm Ikki Tenryou. I should be on your list.
Pikachu: I got Izzy Izumi, Izumi Koushiro, Iggy, Zippy, but no Ikki Tenryou.
A twitch appeared on Ikki's head.
Ikki: You stupid Pikachu.
Pikachu: Stupid Pikachu, Stupid Pikachu. I'm on the list, so, see ya.
Pikachu walks into the nightclub and joins in the dancing.
Ikki: Idiot!
The bouncers looked at Ikki.
Ikki: Err, not you guys.
The bouncers close in on Ikki.
Ikki: I guess the fanfic readers do not want to have a description of this happening in
this fanfic.
Erika was dancing in the club as beating sounds were heard as Matt's band in on stage far
away from Erika.
~
*Erika: I couldn't find Matt, so I decided to ask for an altenative.*
Erika was at a red video phone.
Erika: Hello, Mr. Eli? I need a bit of help in searching for another musician. Yes, so I
should meet this Kero-Beros.
Erika hangs up and walks off.
~
Erika walks into a music studio with a small yellow bear sitting on a chair.
Kero: I've been waiting for you, Miss Erika.
Erika: Hey, you must be Kero-Beros.
Kero: That's right. I'm *the* guardian beast, Kero-Beros.
Erika: Well, you're the person I'm looking for. You see, I got plans for this song about
yellow Skater.
Kero: I see. Look, Miss Erika, I'll call you later as I got things to do and I'll see you
another time when I'm avaliable.
~
Erika was in a taxi with Ikki sitting next to her.
Erika: I guess Kero liked the idea of that song that he wanted me to leave in a hurry and
he'll call me later.
Ikki looks at Erika.
Ikki: I wonder why? He seems pretty excited about that song you suggested.
The taxi drives past a large signboard with Kero's face on it with the words, "Who is da
Yellow Sk8er Guardian Beast?"
The taxi drives under a bridge with a sign reading: "Kero-Beros is da Yellow Sk8er Guardian
Beast!"
Another signboard reads: "Kero's new song, 'Yellow Sk8er Guardian Beast' coming out soon."
[The Song about Erika]
Erika walks to the red video phone outside the Nelvana building.
Erika: Hello? Yes, Mr. Eli. So you want me to have a role in an episode of a soap? Sure.
~
Erika was reading a script in the dressing room.
*Erika: I'm suppose to be a new character who is supposed to be introduced at the beginning
of the episode.*
Ikki, Metabee and Brass appeared in the three mirrors in front of Erika.
Erika: What are you guys doing there?
Ikki: Oh, we just happen to have the glass removed and had to try a pathethic attempt to
imitate you.
Erika: What do you want to do?
Metabee: Well, we were looking at your pros and cons.
Erika: Huh?
Brass: What he means is your good side and bad sides, Miss Erika.
Erika: So, what is that point?
Metabee: Well, the first part is that I want to ask you...what is your involvement in Ikki's
dream?
Erika looked at Ikki.
Erika: You told him?
Brass: What do you mean, it was top story news in the glossip magazines.
Erika: Brass! Is it that dream Ikki has?
Brass: Yeah, the one with you, Ikki and Karin in the same bed.
Erika: Ikki! That is not part of the fanfic idea!
Ikki: I didn't put it there. Anyway, the point of this is that a dumb song is going to start.
*Music starts*
Ash walks into the dressing room carrying a microphone.
Ash: If you ever wonder...
Why you have the doubt...
Because you see...
Its the speed of doubt.
~
Ikki: Don't you ever wonder why you have the doubt?
Erika: What do you mean?
Ikki: The thing that when you want to go left but it makes you go right.
Erika: Hey, I was a top school newspaper reporter and don't put me down!
Mr. Referee popped up.
Mr. Referee: This is just in, the score is Erika - 1, Cons - 0!
Erika: How does he do that?
~
Ash: As you can see...
That's the point...
Its the battle of the wits,
And it means you!
~
Erika: Why are you doing this to me?
Brass: I am not a consultant, I'm only a Medabot presenting a fact. 'The only thing faster
than the Speed of Light is the Speed of Doubt."
Erika: Oh what?! What kind of fact is that?!
Mr. Referee popped up.
Mr. Referee: This is it! This is it! Its Erika - 2, Cons - 0!
~
Ash: Because...
Metabee and Brass appeared from the mirrors.
Metabee/Brass: Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Ash: Because nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt.
~
Erika: Metabee, aren't you going to do anything to help me?
Metabee: Well, I can say that you are in need of platform shoes.
Erika: Are you saying that I am short?!
Metabee: In your terms...yes.
Mr. Referee popped up.
Mr. Referee: This is it! This is it! Its Erika - 2, Cons - 1!
~
Brass, Metabee and Ikki were dancing in the mirrors with Ash putting the microphone on the
stand.
Ash: As you can see, you can't run away.
When you look left and right. Up and down.
As it gets closer to you, like a car.
Brass/Metabee: Speed of doubt, speed of doubt, speed of doubt...
~
Erika: And the point of that song?
Ikki: Lets just say that it was meant to bash Nelvana.
Mr. Referee popped up.
Mr. Referee: Its 2 a piece between Erika and her cons!
Erika: That was really exaggerating Mr. Referee's role.
~
Ash: Because...
Metabee and Brass appeared from the mirrors.
Metabee/Brass: Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Ash: Because nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt.
~
Erika: What am I going to do?
Metabee and Brass pops up.
Metabee: Well, for one thing is that you spoil people's fun.
Brass: And you can sometime overreact over small situations.
Mr. Referee popped up.
Mr. Referee: It is now Erika - 2, Cons - 3 in this match up!
~
Ash: This is the final call, who will win, will it be Erika or her cons?
I can't say, as I am the singer, who sings songs, that are out of sync.
*The music stopped*
Ash: I didn't say that we're finished yet.
*The music continued.*
~
Ikki: And finally, for me, I like you not because you're flat-chested and...
The music stopped and silence was everywhere and Erika blushed as she cracks her knuckles.
Erika: I guess the score is now 4-2 thanks to Ikki.
Mr. Referee pops up as Erika starts to strangle Ikki.
Mr. Referee: I've got nothing to say.
~
The music continues.
Metabee/Brass: Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Ash: Because nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt.
Metabee/Brass: Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
*Song ends as it fades*
Erika: That did not have anything to do with why I am here. In fact, that song did not make
any sense at all! It really had nothing to do with me, period!
Erika finds herself alone in the dressing room.
Erika: Where did everybody go?
[Erika does a Nelvana ~Bombshell music~ Soap]
At the set, Sakura and Li were at the Central Perk set of Friends.
Sakura: I wonder who will this new character is going to be? I just want to know why we must
test her on the set of Friends instead of the Nelvana Studios. Its just not fair.
Li: Apprently, I heard that she was a school newspaper reporter. If she is as good as a
reporter as she says, she may be able to expose Nelvana.
Sakura: I guess she must be similiar to Madison, only difference is that she is not rich and
not very nosey.
Li: Really?
Erika enters the set.
Erika: This is definitely going to be headline news. "Nelvana steals from Warner Brothers
set."
Sakura: Hi! Well then, lets look at the script.
~
Sakura: Hey, Li, have you heard, there's someone new in Reedington.
Li: Really, who?
*Erika enters the cafe.*
Erika: Hello.
Sakura: Hi.
Erika: I'm new here, I'm Erika.
Li: Hi Erika. I'm Li.
Sakura: And I'm Sakura Avalon.
Erika: Hi, Sakura. I am a reporter here in Reedington who is on an assignment on Miss
Madison Taylor.
Sakura: Madison? Well, you're in luck. I know Madison.
Erika: Really?
Li: Sure. Lets bring Erika to Madison.
Sakura: Ok!
~
Erika: Well, how was that?
Li: Erm, well, Erika, we'll talk to our superiors and call you back later, ok?
Erika: Sure!
Erika walks out of the set.
[Erika meets Mimi]
*Erika: I figured that if I need to follow their resolutions, I must meet with one who can
easily gain them through beauty and fame. Mimi Tachikawa*
Erika walks to a park when Metabee and Brass steps in her way.
Metabee: Excuse me, but this is a routine check.
Brass takes out a metal detector.
Brass: Nothing personal, we just don't want contrabrand goods to be sumggled into the
Digi-World.
As Brass scans Erika's body, the metal detector let of a few beeping noises and Metabee
takes out a basket.
Metabee: Give.
Erika puts her Medawatch in the basket and as Brass scans Erika again, the metal detector let
off another beep.
Metabee: Again.
Erika takes out a Clow Card and puts it into the basket.
Metabee: I know you have more.
Erika puts in the basket a Pokeball.
Brass: We know you have hidden a magazine in your clothing, Miss Erika.
Erika turns around and takes out an Anime Magazine and puts it in the basket.
Metabee: Thank you.
As Erika walks off, Metabee and Brass secretly takes out the Anime Magazine and reads it.
Metabee: Look, they have the latest Medapart which improves flexibility for Medabots.
Brass: You have that one already. You never use it.
Metabee: Really?
*
*Erika: Because of a couple of Medabots from the customs department, I have to buy some
things for Mimi.*
Erika carries a bag of presents when Brass walks to Erika.
Brass: Miss Erika, its not necessary to give Miss Mimi presents. She already have a lot for
Christmas. There's a special warehouse for you to deposit the presents.
Erika walks off with Brass.
*A few minutes later*
Erika walks up the stairs with a bandage on her head.
Erika: Who would have thought that warehouse was almost filled to the top.
*
Mimi: Welcome!
Mimi runs to Erika and kisses her cheek.
Erika: Its nice to meet you, Mimi.
Erika sits next to Mimi in a fancy living room.
Erika: What kind of New Years Resolutions do you have, Mimi?
Mimi: Well, first thing is that I want to be a great cook and a great host. Come on.
~
In a room, Mimi was giving Erika a hair wash.
Mimi: As my guest, you'll get a free hair wash and a nice dress up before dinner.
Erika: Thanks. By the way, who's that over there reading the news paper?
The person reading the newspaper placed his papers down.
Ikki: Really, Erika, do you think you can't avoid me.
Metabee and Brass pooped up behind Ikki.
Metabee: At least we didn't need to be in disguise to be invited.
Erika: Damn.
*
That night at Erika's house, Erika was lying on her bed with Ikki holding a story book.
Erika: Really, is it too much to ask for getting a New Year's Resolution?
Ikki: I don't know. I'm just here as part of my contract for this fanfic.
~Metabot Cast~
Erika
Ikki
Neutranurse
Metabee
Brass
Mr. Referee
~Other Character Cameos~
Sakura Avalon - Cardcaptors
Eli Moon - Cardcaptors
Pikachu - Pokemon
Matt Ishida - Digimon
Kero-Beros - CardCaptors
Ash Ketchum - Pokemon
Li Showron - CardCaptors
Mimi Tachikawa - Digimon
*Epilogue: The Medabots Lookback of 2002*
*Metabee*
Metabee sits near the door to the Beyblade set.
Metabee: 2002 was the time when Beyblade was really popular.
~
Metabee was playing the Beyblade game for PlayStation.
Metabee: Driger, Tiger Claw Attack!
*Brass*
Brass was at an office table with sissors and glue and a box of a Metabee model.
Brass: I can say that the best thing about 2002 is that I learn that you can build your own
Medabots.
~Night time~
Brass was sleeping on the bed holding the small Metabee model.
Brass *sleep talking*: If I can't get you, I can get this small one.
*Sumilidon*
Sumilidon was leaning next to a movie poster of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
Sumilidon: I guess 2002 had...Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
~
Sumilidon was sitting in a crowded cinema.
Sumilidon: I wish I could ask for a refund or at least a booster seat. The person in front
is just too much hair on her head for me to see what is going on.
Sumilidon slashes the hair.
Sumilidon: Better.
After the movie, the person with too much hair noticed that his hair has dropped off.
*Cyandog*
Cyandog was on a bench outside the Nelvana studio.
Cyandog: I guess 2002 had the least dubbing disasters. And it was the time the dubbed Zoids:
Chaotic Century had ended.
~
Cyandog was in front of a TV screen as he drops to his knees.
Cyandog: NOOOOOO!!!!! I missed it!
*Neutranurse*
Neutranurse holds out a PS2 controller.
Neutranurse: 2002 was the time when Kingdom Hearts is a game for people who love Disney
and Final Fantasy.
~"Simple and Clean" by Utada Hikaru is played~
Neutranurse was playing Kingdom Hearts on PS2.
Neutranurse: Come on, summon Mushu! No, I don't want Simba! Mushu!
*Rokusho*
Rokusho was wearing a long brown scarf covering his face.
Rokusho: 2002 was the time when Ninja games are popular.
Rokusho stands up and starts running out of the door with scarf following him.
~
Outside, as Rokusho runs past Kero-Beros at the CardCaptors set, Kero stamps on Rokusho's
scarf, which cause a jerk followed by a crashing sound.
*Peppercat*
Peppercat was at a PS2 system.
Peppercat: 2002 was the time when I get to see the competition of the potential of the PS2 and
learn to dance from Brittany Spears.
~"Oops! I did it again" by Brittany Spears is played~
Peppercat was leading the dance with Metabee, Brass, Cyandog, Neutranurse and Sumilidon in
the background and Rokusho suddenly enters the dance floor doing 'the worm' with the scarf
leaving behind a trail.
*A PikaFlash's The Studio Production*
A/N: And the author wishes all readers a belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Erika was lying on her bed in her bedroom.
*Erika: What am I suppose to do? Its just one day after New Years day and I can't figure out
what to do.*
Ikki suddenly pops in from the window.
Ikki: Hey, Erika. Look what I have got.
Erika sees Ikki.
Erika: How did you get in here?!
Ikki: The ladder outside your house leads to your room. But anyway, I found a list of New Year
Resolutions.
Erika takes the list.
Erika: I was looking for this.
Erika leans on the window and accidently pushes Ikki out of the window.
Ikki: Help me!!!
A crash in the bushes was heard and Erika looks out of the window.
Erika: Sorry.
*
The Glass House Special: Erika's List of New Year's Resolutions
By PikaFlash 2002
Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew, scenes, songs and props that are in this fic belongs
to their respective owners...
*
[Sk8er Gurl Erika]
*Erika: The first part of my list is to challenge Sakura Avalon at skating and win.*
Erika walks to the skate park and pays for her admission.
Erika: One please.
~
Erika was sitting on a bench in the skate park when Sakura Avalon rode to Erika on her
rollerblades.
Erika: Hi!
Sakura: Hi, Erika. So, you decided to come and race me at skating?
Erika: Yeah.
Sakura: Are you sure you are confident to beat me?
Erika: Well, I did beat Ikki at skateboarding.
*Flashback*
Erika was on her skateboard with Ikki running after her.
*End flashback*
Sakura: Alright, but I can't say that that I'll let you win.
*
~"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavinge is played~
Erika and Sakura were geared up with helmets, armpads and kneepads. Sakura puts on her
rollerblades while Erika steps on her skateboard.
Sakura: Are you ready?
Erika: Anytime.
Ikki walks to the starting line, holding a start flag.
Ikki: Are you girls ready? Set, GO!
Both Sakura and Erika started off at a fast speed, but Erika was a bit slower as she suddenly
trips over and lands on the ground head first.
Ikki: That's gotta hurt.
Sakura reached the finish line as Erika slowly reaches second.
Erika: At least I got that part of the list. Challenge Sakura at skating.
[Intermission: The Space]
Erika and Ikki were standing in front of a large door.
Erika: Welcome to the Space, the one place where the point of it is to take off the extra
space in the fanfic. Behind this door is actually a haunted room.
~Spooky sound followed by a wolf howl effect.~
Ikki: Sure sounds haunted.
Erika opens the door.
Erika: Right, so, I'm going to send you in.
Ikki: What?!
Erika pushes Ikki through the door and quickly closes it.
Ikki: AHHHHHH!
A roar was heard and cloth ripping sounds were heard and Ikki pops out of the door with ripped
clothing and looks at Erika.
Ikki: What was that?!
Erika: I found that using a real bear was cheaper than getting the sound effect, so I borrowed
one Ursaring from the Johto Region in the Pokemon series.
Ikki was pulled back into the room and Erika closes the door.
Erika: I guess he doesn't want to know about the SaberLeomon from Digimon I also borrowed.
More of Ikki's screams were heard.
[Background worker Erika]
*Erika: Part two of my list has me being an actress. So I went to the one place which could
give me an acting job.*
Erika stands near the entrance to the Nelvana Building.
Erika: At the moment, I'm going to enter the Nelvana building to see if I can get an acting
job there.
Erika enters the entrance and sees Ikki inside sitting near the reception desk.
Erika: What are you doing there?!
Erika angrilly walks past Ikki.
Ikki: Huh?
~
Erika was sitting in front of Eli Moon's desk.
Eli: So, you are looking for an acting job
Erika: That's right.
Eli: Well, we would like to see a footage of you acting.
Erika passes Eli a tape.
Erika: Here, this is an episode of a show I did.
Eli: Thanks.
Eli watches a footage from the Medabots Episode: "Phantom Renagade Unmasked".
Eli: Well...I could say that you have the potential of being an actress, but it will take
some time.
Erika: Oh.
Eli: But I suggest working either as a temp replacement or stunt person.
*Zoids - Chaotic Century*
Erika was sitting at the pilot seat of the Blade Liger with Ikki behind in the passenger seat.
Ikki: Erika, what does this button do?
Erika: No, don't touch that button!
Ikki presses the button.
~
From afar, two figures were ejected out of the Blade Liger.
*BeyBlade*
Erika was against Ikki in a BeyBlade arena.
Erika: You're going down, Ikki.
Ikki: I won't hold back.
Erika/Ikki: Let it rip!
The Beyblades flew towards the Medafighters instead of landing in the bowl.
Ikki/Erika: AHHHHH!
~
Neutranurse finished tying a bandage on Erika's head.
Erika: What about Ikki?
Ikki was rolling on the floor.
Ikki: Please, Erika, if you value my future, please help me.
Erika: Don't put me down to your level.
Ikki: At least I know you BeyBlade like a girl.
Erika kicks Ikki in the stomach.
Erika: I assume that that was a compliment.
*CardCaptors*
Erika was dressed in a pink dress carrying a staff.
Erika: You know, if you want the right picture, at least open the shutter.
Ikki looks at the video camera he's holding.
Ikki: Oh.
Ikki opens the shutter and accidently presses the flash button.
Ikki: AHHH! AHHH AHH! My eye.
*Pokemon*
Erika was standing in a grass field wearing a red cap on her head.
Erika: I will be the number one Pokemon Master!
Erika hears a faint noise.
Erika: What is that?
Erika looks behind a door to see Ikki watching Digimon on TV.
Ikki: Come on, Erika, Digimon has started.
Erika: Gee, that contradicts the whole point of this series.
*
Erika was at a red phone booth.
Erika: Mr. Eli, this is not working. I always get the same "extra" working with me and I
have recieved a combination of death threats and legal actions from distributors like KidsWB
and FOXkids for sloppy work I didn't do. Ok, so I must meet Matt at a popular Anime Nightclub.
[Erika wants to be a rock star]
Erika and Ikki were near the nightclub as Matt's band was heard.
*Erika: I'm near the nightclub where Matt's band plays his music, so I'm going in with Ikki
under the pretext of fans.*
Erika picks up a guitar case and sees a queue with two bouncers and a small yellow mouse named
Pikachu holding a list. As Erika enters the nightclub entrance with no problem, Pikachu stops
Ikki.
Pikachu: Sorry, but are you invited?
Ikki: I'm Ikki Tenryou. I should be on your list.
Pikachu: I got Izzy Izumi, Izumi Koushiro, Iggy, Zippy, but no Ikki Tenryou.
A twitch appeared on Ikki's head.
Ikki: You stupid Pikachu.
Pikachu: Stupid Pikachu, Stupid Pikachu. I'm on the list, so, see ya.
Pikachu walks into the nightclub and joins in the dancing.
Ikki: Idiot!
The bouncers looked at Ikki.
Ikki: Err, not you guys.
The bouncers close in on Ikki.
Ikki: I guess the fanfic readers do not want to have a description of this happening in
this fanfic.
Erika was dancing in the club as beating sounds were heard as Matt's band in on stage far
away from Erika.
~
*Erika: I couldn't find Matt, so I decided to ask for an altenative.*
Erika was at a red video phone.
Erika: Hello, Mr. Eli? I need a bit of help in searching for another musician. Yes, so I
should meet this Kero-Beros.
Erika hangs up and walks off.
~
Erika walks into a music studio with a small yellow bear sitting on a chair.
Kero: I've been waiting for you, Miss Erika.
Erika: Hey, you must be Kero-Beros.
Kero: That's right. I'm *the* guardian beast, Kero-Beros.
Erika: Well, you're the person I'm looking for. You see, I got plans for this song about
yellow Skater.
Kero: I see. Look, Miss Erika, I'll call you later as I got things to do and I'll see you
another time when I'm avaliable.
~
Erika was in a taxi with Ikki sitting next to her.
Erika: I guess Kero liked the idea of that song that he wanted me to leave in a hurry and
he'll call me later.
Ikki looks at Erika.
Ikki: I wonder why? He seems pretty excited about that song you suggested.
The taxi drives past a large signboard with Kero's face on it with the words, "Who is da
Yellow Sk8er Guardian Beast?"
The taxi drives under a bridge with a sign reading: "Kero-Beros is da Yellow Sk8er Guardian
Beast!"
Another signboard reads: "Kero's new song, 'Yellow Sk8er Guardian Beast' coming out soon."
[The Song about Erika]
Erika walks to the red video phone outside the Nelvana building.
Erika: Hello? Yes, Mr. Eli. So you want me to have a role in an episode of a soap? Sure.
~
Erika was reading a script in the dressing room.
*Erika: I'm suppose to be a new character who is supposed to be introduced at the beginning
of the episode.*
Ikki, Metabee and Brass appeared in the three mirrors in front of Erika.
Erika: What are you guys doing there?
Ikki: Oh, we just happen to have the glass removed and had to try a pathethic attempt to
imitate you.
Erika: What do you want to do?
Metabee: Well, we were looking at your pros and cons.
Erika: Huh?
Brass: What he means is your good side and bad sides, Miss Erika.
Erika: So, what is that point?
Metabee: Well, the first part is that I want to ask you...what is your involvement in Ikki's
dream?
Erika looked at Ikki.
Erika: You told him?
Brass: What do you mean, it was top story news in the glossip magazines.
Erika: Brass! Is it that dream Ikki has?
Brass: Yeah, the one with you, Ikki and Karin in the same bed.
Erika: Ikki! That is not part of the fanfic idea!
Ikki: I didn't put it there. Anyway, the point of this is that a dumb song is going to start.
*Music starts*
Ash walks into the dressing room carrying a microphone.
Ash: If you ever wonder...
Why you have the doubt...
Because you see...
Its the speed of doubt.
~
Ikki: Don't you ever wonder why you have the doubt?
Erika: What do you mean?
Ikki: The thing that when you want to go left but it makes you go right.
Erika: Hey, I was a top school newspaper reporter and don't put me down!
Mr. Referee popped up.
Mr. Referee: This is just in, the score is Erika - 1, Cons - 0!
Erika: How does he do that?
~
Ash: As you can see...
That's the point...
Its the battle of the wits,
And it means you!
~
Erika: Why are you doing this to me?
Brass: I am not a consultant, I'm only a Medabot presenting a fact. 'The only thing faster
than the Speed of Light is the Speed of Doubt."
Erika: Oh what?! What kind of fact is that?!
Mr. Referee popped up.
Mr. Referee: This is it! This is it! Its Erika - 2, Cons - 0!
~
Ash: Because...
Metabee and Brass appeared from the mirrors.
Metabee/Brass: Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Ash: Because nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt.
~
Erika: Metabee, aren't you going to do anything to help me?
Metabee: Well, I can say that you are in need of platform shoes.
Erika: Are you saying that I am short?!
Metabee: In your terms...yes.
Mr. Referee popped up.
Mr. Referee: This is it! This is it! Its Erika - 2, Cons - 1!
~
Brass, Metabee and Ikki were dancing in the mirrors with Ash putting the microphone on the
stand.
Ash: As you can see, you can't run away.
When you look left and right. Up and down.
As it gets closer to you, like a car.
Brass/Metabee: Speed of doubt, speed of doubt, speed of doubt...
~
Erika: And the point of that song?
Ikki: Lets just say that it was meant to bash Nelvana.
Mr. Referee popped up.
Mr. Referee: Its 2 a piece between Erika and her cons!
Erika: That was really exaggerating Mr. Referee's role.
~
Ash: Because...
Metabee and Brass appeared from the mirrors.
Metabee/Brass: Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Ash: Because nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt.
~
Erika: What am I going to do?
Metabee and Brass pops up.
Metabee: Well, for one thing is that you spoil people's fun.
Brass: And you can sometime overreact over small situations.
Mr. Referee popped up.
Mr. Referee: It is now Erika - 2, Cons - 3 in this match up!
~
Ash: This is the final call, who will win, will it be Erika or her cons?
I can't say, as I am the singer, who sings songs, that are out of sync.
*The music stopped*
Ash: I didn't say that we're finished yet.
*The music continued.*
~
Ikki: And finally, for me, I like you not because you're flat-chested and...
The music stopped and silence was everywhere and Erika blushed as she cracks her knuckles.
Erika: I guess the score is now 4-2 thanks to Ikki.
Mr. Referee pops up as Erika starts to strangle Ikki.
Mr. Referee: I've got nothing to say.
~
The music continues.
Metabee/Brass: Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Ash: Because nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt.
Metabee/Brass: Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
Nothing's really faster than the speed of doubt...
*Song ends as it fades*
Erika: That did not have anything to do with why I am here. In fact, that song did not make
any sense at all! It really had nothing to do with me, period!
Erika finds herself alone in the dressing room.
Erika: Where did everybody go?
[Erika does a Nelvana ~Bombshell music~ Soap]
At the set, Sakura and Li were at the Central Perk set of Friends.
Sakura: I wonder who will this new character is going to be? I just want to know why we must
test her on the set of Friends instead of the Nelvana Studios. Its just not fair.
Li: Apprently, I heard that she was a school newspaper reporter. If she is as good as a
reporter as she says, she may be able to expose Nelvana.
Sakura: I guess she must be similiar to Madison, only difference is that she is not rich and
not very nosey.
Li: Really?
Erika enters the set.
Erika: This is definitely going to be headline news. "Nelvana steals from Warner Brothers
set."
Sakura: Hi! Well then, lets look at the script.
~
Sakura: Hey, Li, have you heard, there's someone new in Reedington.
Li: Really, who?
*Erika enters the cafe.*
Erika: Hello.
Sakura: Hi.
Erika: I'm new here, I'm Erika.
Li: Hi Erika. I'm Li.
Sakura: And I'm Sakura Avalon.
Erika: Hi, Sakura. I am a reporter here in Reedington who is on an assignment on Miss
Madison Taylor.
Sakura: Madison? Well, you're in luck. I know Madison.
Erika: Really?
Li: Sure. Lets bring Erika to Madison.
Sakura: Ok!
~
Erika: Well, how was that?
Li: Erm, well, Erika, we'll talk to our superiors and call you back later, ok?
Erika: Sure!
Erika walks out of the set.
[Erika meets Mimi]
*Erika: I figured that if I need to follow their resolutions, I must meet with one who can
easily gain them through beauty and fame. Mimi Tachikawa*
Erika walks to a park when Metabee and Brass steps in her way.
Metabee: Excuse me, but this is a routine check.
Brass takes out a metal detector.
Brass: Nothing personal, we just don't want contrabrand goods to be sumggled into the
Digi-World.
As Brass scans Erika's body, the metal detector let of a few beeping noises and Metabee
takes out a basket.
Metabee: Give.
Erika puts her Medawatch in the basket and as Brass scans Erika again, the metal detector let
off another beep.
Metabee: Again.
Erika takes out a Clow Card and puts it into the basket.
Metabee: I know you have more.
Erika puts in the basket a Pokeball.
Brass: We know you have hidden a magazine in your clothing, Miss Erika.
Erika turns around and takes out an Anime Magazine and puts it in the basket.
Metabee: Thank you.
As Erika walks off, Metabee and Brass secretly takes out the Anime Magazine and reads it.
Metabee: Look, they have the latest Medapart which improves flexibility for Medabots.
Brass: You have that one already. You never use it.
Metabee: Really?
*
*Erika: Because of a couple of Medabots from the customs department, I have to buy some
things for Mimi.*
Erika carries a bag of presents when Brass walks to Erika.
Brass: Miss Erika, its not necessary to give Miss Mimi presents. She already have a lot for
Christmas. There's a special warehouse for you to deposit the presents.
Erika walks off with Brass.
*A few minutes later*
Erika walks up the stairs with a bandage on her head.
Erika: Who would have thought that warehouse was almost filled to the top.
*
Mimi: Welcome!
Mimi runs to Erika and kisses her cheek.
Erika: Its nice to meet you, Mimi.
Erika sits next to Mimi in a fancy living room.
Erika: What kind of New Years Resolutions do you have, Mimi?
Mimi: Well, first thing is that I want to be a great cook and a great host. Come on.
~
In a room, Mimi was giving Erika a hair wash.
Mimi: As my guest, you'll get a free hair wash and a nice dress up before dinner.
Erika: Thanks. By the way, who's that over there reading the news paper?
The person reading the newspaper placed his papers down.
Ikki: Really, Erika, do you think you can't avoid me.
Metabee and Brass pooped up behind Ikki.
Metabee: At least we didn't need to be in disguise to be invited.
Erika: Damn.
*
That night at Erika's house, Erika was lying on her bed with Ikki holding a story book.
Erika: Really, is it too much to ask for getting a New Year's Resolution?
Ikki: I don't know. I'm just here as part of my contract for this fanfic.
~Metabot Cast~
Erika
Ikki
Neutranurse
Metabee
Brass
Mr. Referee
~Other Character Cameos~
Sakura Avalon - Cardcaptors
Eli Moon - Cardcaptors
Pikachu - Pokemon
Matt Ishida - Digimon
Kero-Beros - CardCaptors
Ash Ketchum - Pokemon
Li Showron - CardCaptors
Mimi Tachikawa - Digimon
*Epilogue: The Medabots Lookback of 2002*
*Metabee*
Metabee sits near the door to the Beyblade set.
Metabee: 2002 was the time when Beyblade was really popular.
~
Metabee was playing the Beyblade game for PlayStation.
Metabee: Driger, Tiger Claw Attack!
*Brass*
Brass was at an office table with sissors and glue and a box of a Metabee model.
Brass: I can say that the best thing about 2002 is that I learn that you can build your own
Medabots.
~Night time~
Brass was sleeping on the bed holding the small Metabee model.
Brass *sleep talking*: If I can't get you, I can get this small one.
*Sumilidon*
Sumilidon was leaning next to a movie poster of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
Sumilidon: I guess 2002 had...Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
~
Sumilidon was sitting in a crowded cinema.
Sumilidon: I wish I could ask for a refund or at least a booster seat. The person in front
is just too much hair on her head for me to see what is going on.
Sumilidon slashes the hair.
Sumilidon: Better.
After the movie, the person with too much hair noticed that his hair has dropped off.
*Cyandog*
Cyandog was on a bench outside the Nelvana studio.
Cyandog: I guess 2002 had the least dubbing disasters. And it was the time the dubbed Zoids:
Chaotic Century had ended.
~
Cyandog was in front of a TV screen as he drops to his knees.
Cyandog: NOOOOOO!!!!! I missed it!
*Neutranurse*
Neutranurse holds out a PS2 controller.
Neutranurse: 2002 was the time when Kingdom Hearts is a game for people who love Disney
and Final Fantasy.
~"Simple and Clean" by Utada Hikaru is played~
Neutranurse was playing Kingdom Hearts on PS2.
Neutranurse: Come on, summon Mushu! No, I don't want Simba! Mushu!
*Rokusho*
Rokusho was wearing a long brown scarf covering his face.
Rokusho: 2002 was the time when Ninja games are popular.
Rokusho stands up and starts running out of the door with scarf following him.
~
Outside, as Rokusho runs past Kero-Beros at the CardCaptors set, Kero stamps on Rokusho's
scarf, which cause a jerk followed by a crashing sound.
*Peppercat*
Peppercat was at a PS2 system.
Peppercat: 2002 was the time when I get to see the competition of the potential of the PS2 and
learn to dance from Brittany Spears.
~"Oops! I did it again" by Brittany Spears is played~
Peppercat was leading the dance with Metabee, Brass, Cyandog, Neutranurse and Sumilidon in
the background and Rokusho suddenly enters the dance floor doing 'the worm' with the scarf
leaving behind a trail.
*A PikaFlash's The Studio Production*
A/N: And the author wishes all readers a belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.