Mega Man Fan Fiction ❯ megaman boys vs fangirls ❯ megaman boys vs fan girls ( Chapter 1 )

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By: kuri27
a little megaman comedy fic.

Non Anime: Mega Man Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.27.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 751 | Status: Completed

megaman/rockman boysvsYaoi girls
 
We find all our MM video games heroes walking together through the park after an exhausting day.
Suddenly, a strange group of girls bumps into them...
 
Zero: Hey! Watch it!!!
 
Girl#1: Oh I'm so sorry I *pauses*
It's you! It's really you!!!
 
X: What are you talking about?
 
Girl#1: You're the rockman video games series kawaii guys, aren't you?
Kawaiiiiii!!!!!!!!
 
X: Yeah,why?
 
Girl#2: Why aren't you and Zero-kunholding hands, like you always do?
 
Girl#3: ...and why aren't Rock-chanand Forte-chanholding their hands either?
 
Zero: Whooooaa, you must have a screw loose.
X and I are just friends!!!
(Puts arm Over X's shoulder)
 
Girl#4: quick,take a pictureof that!
 
Zero: Hey!Whatdo you think you'redoing?!
 
Girl#4: You're right.
I can't take a yaoi picture of you two with only one arm
Around X-kun.
put your other arm around him and give him a deep Frenchkiss,with tonguesand all.
Onegai!!!
Then, could you do asex scene with him next, please?
It would look sooooo kakoii!!!
 
Zero: You disgust me!
What kind of freaksgirl would enjoy seeing such disgusting pictures from us?!
 
All the robots guys at the same time: Yeah!!!
 
X: Rock, Forte, Zero, Blues & I would never do that!!!
 
All fan girls: oh Yeah.....? Then what are these?!
(Thegirls Shows yaoi fics, fanarts and doujinshis of the boysdoing nasty things between them and even the worst things….).
 
Zero and X scream in terror, Rock faints and Forte and Blues laugh their Heads off, even though they were also offended by such horrible images.
 
Zero: *yells*
WHAT KIND OF TWISTED FREAKS ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
 
Fangirls: yaoi fans, yai!!!!!!!
 
After gaining composure, the guys pull out arms canons and Zero takes out his saber beam.
 
All guys: GO AWAY!!!!
 
Yaoi Fan girls run away,screaming their lungs out.
 
Afterwards…
 
Blues: You must admit, those weaklings not only were twistedbut also amusing.
 
Zero: Oh shut up!
You're lucky you aren't an even number.
 
We find our heroes walking through the park WITHOUT yaoi fan girls pestering
Them ever again.
 
THE END