Mobile Suit Gundam Fan Fiction / Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Stationary Student Hail Hina ❯ All Your Acid Are Belong To Us! ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

WARNING: The following fanfic is a lemon; containing sexual content and harsh language. Viewer discretion is advised. The views presented within this fic does not reflect the views of the author. This is clearly fan work and should not be taken seriously. All those participating in sex are 18 years of age or older.

Love Hina is copyrighted to Ken Akamatsu and TV Tokyo.

Gundam '83 Stardust Memories is copyrighted to Sotsu Agency, Sunrise, and Bandai/Emotion.


The year is UC 0083. It should be the present year since this lemon fanfic is based on Love Hina. However...

A mobile suit carrier ship lands in a military base at a location that once was Sydney, Australia. Anti-Spacenoid feelings had been building up since the once powerful Zionic Duchy declared war by dropping a Colony on their asses.

Federation test pilots Kou Uraki and Chuck Keith came to marvel at the new Gundams being given to the facility: GP01 Zephyranthes and GP02 Physalis. But they had been promptly shooed away by the high-strung engineer Nina Purpleton.

The Physalis is a "tactical arms mobile suit" which is to be tested in ground combat. It's main weapon is a nuclear warhead capable of turning the state of Texas into a vacant lot for two centuries. This, by the way, just so happens to be an Antarctic Treaty no-no. And the remnants of the Zion empire plan to capitalize on it by stealing the prototype.

Our antagonist, Anavel Gato, successfully manages to sneak into the hanger where they keep the GP02. And just in time, too. Nina's overseeing the loading of the nuclear warhead into the bazooka. On the way towards the mobile suit, he ends up meeting Kou and Chuck (who were too busy looking up Nina's skirt from a _very_ good angle).

Gato: You boys! Has the nuclear warhead been loaded in yet?

Kou: Huh? What?! Oh... Oh yes. It's...

Nina: Hey, what are you doing?! STOP!! Don't go in there! *BOOT!!* AIIIEEEE-!!! *KLUNK*

Poor Nina ends up landing, head first, upon the steel catwalk as the invador enters the mobile suit and turns it on. As a fanfic writer I'll let you know right now that it isn't Anavel Gato.

Chuck: WHOA!! Someone's trying to steal the Gundam!

Kou: No! It can't be!

Gato: You're right! It's not a Zion officer!

Naru: HA!! I CLAIM THIS GUNDAM, AND ITS WARHEAD, FOR THE SAKE OF ALL WOMEN EVERYWHERE!!!!

It's Naru Narusegawa. And, putting to good use her mobilesuit piloting skills she learned in high school, she plans on ridding the Japanese world of all pedophilic dojinshi creators and their like. By wipping the country off the face of the Earth!


And as the Physalis breaks free from its binds, Kou Uraki had been quick to suit up in the neighboring Zephyranthes before Naru gets the chance to destroy it. It soon turns into a "running battle" as the GP02 escapes the base; the GP01, as well as the other Gms, are hot on its tail.

But Naru quickly puts an end to it by doing what she does best in "Love Hina:" Hitting each mobile suit VERY HARD and turning them into Earth's new satellites. Kou ends up being the loudest satellite by the way; being refered to as the "scream of angst heard around the world."

-=*=-

The tenants over at the Hinato-sou are one of the Earthling populace to hear said scream that late in the morning...

Mitsune: [Wiping the floor.] Huh? Looks like another unfortunate smuck had crossed paths with the great "Goddess of Death."

Kaola: [Fixing security video equipment.] By this way. Where is sister Naru-naru?

Haruka: [At the lobby, smoking a butt.] Lazt I seen 'er, she stomped outta da Hinata-sou wif sum "stuff" on 'er. Said she waz gonna make thingz right, whatever dat meanz.

Motoko: [Practicing kendo.] I have a horrible premonition about what is transpiring within Narusegawa's psyche. After her quick introduction to Shinobu Maehara during the last piece of part 2, she may have snapped and dedicated herself to the destruction of her worst enemy.

Keitaro: [Cooking the afternoon lunch.] Geez! I don't like the sound of it...!

?????: Well... I'm pretty sure you won't like the sound of this bad news either.

A fine looking woman, with black hair flowing down the back of her business suit, enters the lobby of the Hinata-Sou. The evil look on her face is replaced with one of worry and haste.

Haruka: HUH?! *COUGH!!* *COUGH!!* *K-KOFF!!* I GOT A GUEST!! *AHEM!!* An' wut's yur name, Miss?

Cima: I am Cima Garahau, lieutenant colonel of Zion's Delaz Fleet.

Mitsune: What? Aren't you, like, _way_ too early to come here? I mean, the UC era isn't until...

Cima: I realize the situation, young woman. Unfortunately, my relaxing trip to the hot springs will have to be cut short.

Haruka: So c'mon, lady! SPILL!

Cima: One of your tenants has acquired a mobile suit with a nuclear warhead (before we could get it -_-;).

Everyone else: *SHOCK!!*

Cima: And she's turned it towards the country of Japan in her sick effort to eliminate the even sicker creators of "young girl" dojinshi.

Haruka: I'm even mo' shocked! She couldn't've jus' snuck into deir homez an' kill dem in deir sleep, right?

Mitsune: Ma'am! She's Naru Narusegawa, not Hanako "Excel" Dosukoi!

Cima: The reason I'm here is that I need a pilot for my Gelgoog Marine.

Keitaro: So why are you asking us?

Kaola: I will personally pilot mobile suit for you, Ms. Garahau! [Whispers to Motoko nearby.] What is Gelgoog Marine? Can I eat it?

Cima: She had already established an enemy, and he's the young man with the glasses over there.

Keitaro: HUH?!

Cima: Besides, it's more dramatic to witness two fierce enemies fight. Now come with me! We don't have much time left!

Keitaro: HEY, WAITAMINUTE!! I don't even know how to pilot a mobile suit!

Haruka: Hold on... Gimme a minute...

>LOOK ABILITY

Inability to Enter Tokyo University

Artistic Ability

Bad Eyesight

>ADD

Expert Mobile Suit Piloting Skills [All Zion/Anti-Federation MS]

Keitaro: Gee, auntie! Thanks! O_O;

-=*=-

Later on, the Physalis is already making its orbit around the Earth. Earth Federation generals (and future leaders of the Titans) Bosque Ohm and Jamitov Haimen are trying to reason with the enraged university girl...

Bosque: You must come to reason, young lady. You're going to use this weapon to take away millions of lives. For the mere task of making a statement?

Naru: What's wrong? Don't tell me that you actually _enjoy_ reading dojinshi about ugly old men doing little girls. Or maybe you _are_ one of these ugly old men.

Jamitov: This is insane! This type of mobile suit is NOT a way to relieve stress!

Naru: SILENCE!! ENOUGH OF YOUR TALK!!

Naru manages to complete her orbit; making her way over the oblivious country of Japan. She aims the bazooka at her homeland with overflowing malice and immense discrimination.

Naru: And now I will strike down upon you pedophiles with GREAT VENGEANCE AND FUU-- Huh?

A stream of laser fire leaves from the green planet and enters into GP02's bazooka. It hits the nuclear warhead by the nose, sets off the detonation device, and (catching Naru completely off guard) smothers the Physalis in a flash of white and incredible power.

Ten minutes later... The bazooka is destroyed, the Physalis had suffered from slight but visible damage, and Naru had nearly gone deaf. Her instinct tells her to chew some gun so she can pop her ears. And after the ringing in her head had died down a bit, she checks the status of her situation.

The nuclear warhead, the ticket to achieve her revenge, is gone. The bazooka to use it, as well as the shield which covers it, are destroyed. Her MS is still worthy of fighting, but the supposedly strong Gundarium armor had became brittle from ground-zero nuclear explosion. And if that wasn't enough... Zion's latest space-attack mobile suit, the Gelgoog Marine, is heading towards her.

Naru's only choice in this matter: Go down fighting and fighting hard. But the pilot of said Gelgoog is calling her. So, she might-as-well participate in this cruel joke...

Keitaro: Naru! Stop right now!

Naru: Oooh! If it ain't "wanking boy!" Did you make that shot by yourself? Or did one of your "fuck friends" helped you?

Keitaro: Naru, it's over. You don't have the warhead anymore. And you still have the whole Federation to deal with.

Naru: [Her twisted grin on her face growing wider.] So? Are _you_ gonna stop me? You had your fill of fucking poor Shinobu, so am I next, Keitaro? Why don't you come here and put your cock up my mouth, little boy! So I can bite it off!

Apparently, Ms. Narusegawa was way beyond talking with. So Keitaro's next option is to fire the Gelgoog M's arm-mounted machine cannons at her GP02. Not only had it caught her by surprise, as well as enraged her even more, but the protective Gundarium armor on her Physalis had shattered to the point where it's just skin-thin metal.

Naru drew out her beam sword to strike down upon her enemy. But Keitaro blocked her strike with his own beam sword. And despite his true lack of MS skills, the fight between Keitaro's Gelgoog Marine and Naru's borderlining GP02 Physalis is brief, fierce, and reminiscent of the great mobile suit battles that were the "bread and butter" of the UC Century series that true fans of Gundam enjoy.

The reason for said battle being brief is that the nuking that Physalis had suffered from had cut its fuel short. The pilot inside still wants to fight, but the Gundam's stomach is empty. Naru, in her failing attempt to get it to work again, finally breaks down and screams to the top of her lungs in angst; her shriek not even echoing in the airless space...

Keitaro: Naru... Your "A-card..." [Notices the Federation ships finally moving in.] Hey! What took _you_ guys so long?!

Jamitov: Sorry, kid. "Red tape" and all. You understand...

Bosque: Now, be a nice lad and please hand us the GP02.

At that point, the hapless hotsprings cleaner had a very bad feeling. If they're able to build a "tactical" mobile suit under everybody's noses... Just then he receives a message in morse code; directly from Naru. Keitaro soon realizes that the show's far from over.

-=*=-

The two sinister-looking characters of Zeta Gundam are filled with twisted joy that they were able to get back the GP02 without even a word to the head brasses over at HQ. Even though the Gelgoog Marine had taken the Gundam's pilot with him and fleed for parts unknown, they have more important stuff to take care of.

Bosque: Excellent. With the GP02 back, we can fulfill our dreams of revenge against the unruly spacenoids. Pretty soon, they'll be begging to come back to Federation control.

Jamitov: Hey, Bosque. Is the GP02 suppose to be blinking red? Even after it's...

Bosque: What? YOU FO-

The cap-locked sentence was left uncompleted as the Physalis exploded; causing a chain reaction within the main ship and sending its stupefied crew to another dimension... And the spacenoid community saw that it was DAMN good.

-=*=-

*I'm flabbergasted. Keitaro could've just turned me in to the authorities. But he didn't. "I know you have a good heart. You do realize that what you did was wrong, though." That's what he said. But I just broke down and laughed. I've been defeated by him and we both know it; Keitaro's just too much of a sissy to even brag about it.

Fuck that! Alright?! Fuck all of that! I figured out a better way to keep him from being a pedophile.*

Naru, wearing a body-hugging "rhythm gymnastics" outfit, enters Keitaro's room and startles the (still) hapless young man.

Keitaro: N-n-naru! W- w-w-what's with that outfit?!

Naru: [Sitting down near the bed he's on.] What's wrong, Keitaro? You'd think that after two women you'd learn by now what to do when a third comes in wearing something slender and showy.

Keitaro: Hey! You're not gonna try and kick my ass again, are you?

Naru: [Cross-eyed.] "Kick you ass?" You saved mine! If my friends were to find this out, I'll be the laughing stock of the whole outreach branch! Consider this payback, kid!

Naru grabs poor Keitaro by his arm and slides his hand to the crotch of her gymnastics uniform. He thoughtlessly twitches his hand where her pandora's box is; sending a sudden blast of energy up through Naru's body. Apparently, it felt _that_ good. Keitaro feels the wetness that formed at her crotch... And he starts to become brave.

He tries to guide her butt onto his face, and Naru gets the message as she sits on top of him. He then licks at the fabric covering her crotch, enjoying the sweet taste of her sex. Naru manages to give him brownie points for being this good in something she wouldn't let him do on her for an eternity. But this is "payback" by the way, so she slides the crotch fabric away; urging him to lick deeper into her sex. Keitaro immediately obliges as he sticks his tongue into her. Another rush of energy is sent up through her back; causing the usually vehement Naru to howl like a wolf to the moon.

Keitaro grabs her by the thighs as he continues to slurp at her sex. Naru mindlessly grabs at her heaving chest before getting rocked with a much-needed orgasm. Her juice trickles from her snatch and onto his face; threatening to drown him in it. So he ends up pushing Naru's butt off of his face and coughing some of the juice out of his unprepared throat.

Giggling at the fact that she nearly flooded poor Keitaro, Naru then notices the saluting bulge that's in his shorts for the whole time. With a smug expression on her face, she releases the soldier from its military prison and proceeds to go down on him like nobody's business, not even that damn traitor Seta. Keitaro had been caught off guard by the sudden attack. So he tries to show his appreciation by going back to his work on Naru's crotch. But her teeth are threatening to bite at him whenever he tries to touch her. What she's trying to tell him is to "back off and lay down for a while; let me do all the work."

She performs the ultimate in penis pleasuring that she would've given to Seta Noriyasu. He's probably somewhere banging that frumpy chick she found him with during the last chapter. And now it's a proven fact that all men a- WHOA!! Shots of warm globs had caught the woman off guard as she suddenly releases the exploding cock from her mouth. Snapping back into reality, she realizes who this cock belongs to and (after clearing her throat) goes back down on it with apologetic handling. Meanwhile, confused as to what was going on, Keitaro finally relaxes as he feels Naru's warm mouth going back to work on him. And at no time at all his soldier returns to its pledging of allegiance to General Fellatio.

Naru gets up from her "seat;" urging Keitaro to get up as well. She sits on his lap and pulls down the top of her gymnastics uniform to show him her large "talent." He fondles the melons that are in front of him, much to Naru's now open delight. He can feel her hardened nipples along the palm of his hands. So they go down along her breasts and pinch at them, causing her to wince a bit. Under the fondling assault, Naru manages to reach down and grab a hold of his soldier. But Keitaro realizes something...

Keitaro: N-Naru. I need a condom.

Naru: Don't fucking worry about it, kid. It's my "time of the month." So I'm safe for today.

And with that, she slips the head of his pole into her box and slides down on it with a loud moan.

This situation brings out memories for Naru; the time when she and Mitsune were man-hunting (against the will of their parents). They were at a party, and they met some handsome soccerball players their. She lost her virginity with one of these guys, but it turns out that all he wanted from her was her sex. And he was leading around like ten more. That situation caused her to start on her "All Men Are Scum" campaign.

She gets another snap back into reality as she finds Keitaro laying her on the bed; still thrusting away as his sex drive increases. Naru figures that he probably won't last very long. (This fact proven by the blowjob she gave him.) So he urges Keitaro to let her rotate to the side. He notices this and grabs her left leg as she turn to the right. And with her leg still on his shoulder, he continues to ram his sausage into her bun.

Now fondling the clit of her stuffed box, Naru is totally amazed at how horny she is as well as how high she is on the pleasured chart. She's about to reach her peak, but the fear of Keitaro reaching his and leaving her behind is turning her off. Meanwhile, Keitaro's nearly about to blow. So he reaches down to Naru's snatch and, hopefully being a gentleman, tries to mastubate her into orgasm. She grabs on his hand and urges him to continue on, so it seems to be a success. In a short while she reaches her peak and starts to holler out loudly like there's no tomorrow. Naru's extra movement, seeping wetness, and vice-grip clamp-down on his dick causes Keitaro to reach his peak as well. He shoots a streaming white goo into her once again...

-=*=-

Hmm... We go back to the MS testing base in Sydney, Australia. Where you can hear, from the remains of the GP01 Zephyranthes, cries of anguish from Kou Uraki. Nearby, at an open luncheon area of the base, his friend Chuck Keith and the chief mechanic Mora Basset are enjoying their evening lunch.

Chuck: So, Bosque and Jamitov had been completely wiped out.

Mora: Yep. They took the easy route. We won't be so lucky, though. The "Heads of Feds" had already taken Nina to a padded cell.

Chuck: Damn. I wanted to get it on with these military chicks too.

Mora: And what about me? Am I some pudding-eating oaf of a woman who stars in "Trigun?"

Chuck: Huh? Well... I mean... I was hoping for a more... Uh...

Mora: You're breaking my heart, kid. Especially when I requested you to pilot the "Zephy."

Chuck: [Turning red.] R- Really?!

Kou: [Yelling from his MS.] HEY!! CAN YOU KEEP THE MUSHINESS DOWN!! I'M IN A STATE OF ANGST HERE!!

Mora: What's wrong with him?

Chuck: Oh, don't mind him. He's- Huh? That Gelgoog is leaving.

Mora: Gelgoog? HEY!!

That's right. The Federation's captured Gelgoog Marine had been recaptured by Anavel Gato, along with stolen plans to build better mobile suits, in a dazed attempt to make the best of a fouled-up plan.

Gato: For the glory of Zion! I'm stealing a little of anything that hadn't been stapled to the ground and rooted to the seat! SEIG ZION!! (Somebody kill me now...)

-=*=-

Finally, back at the Hinata-Sou, four of the other tenants are watching a tape of Naru and Keitaro basking in the afterglow of their sexual activity.

Kaola: Wow! Naru-Naru pretty freaky for girl who hates boys.

Mitsune: [Having a beer.] She's a freak when she does it with "Mr. Right." A daily dose of "irony" had been added to her diet since Mr. Right turns out to be "Mr. Left."

Motoko: She owed him an apology. Keitaro was trying to be chivalrous in the era where chivalry is dead. And rather than let this courageous act devour her from the inside, she'd let him have her way with her body.

Haruka: [Smoking a cigarette.] We all got good hearts, Shogun. It jus' takes time to shine, dat's all.

Just then, Naru finds a mini-videocam on the ceiling...

Naru: [Fuming with anger.] HEY!! THIS AIN'T "THE REAL WORLD," DAMMIT!!

Keitaro: YIKES! The floorshow sucks more and more... ^_^;;